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"Ben Goren" |
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19 Jul 2005 05:27:41 AM |
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Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
As I'm sure many of you have noticed, we've been having something
of a running battle between Christians and atheists of late. The
Christians claim overwhelming evidence that Jesus actually
existed. The atheists point out that, no, they don't; what they
/do/ have is a bunch of hearsay mostly dating from a century after
the fact. The earliest any Christian has even tried to claim for a
document is 50 CE, almost a generation after the fact.
Amongst all the speculation, some of us atheists have pointed out
that many pieces of evidence of Jesus which absolutely must exist,
if he were real, actually don't. Josephus is a great example: he
gave whole pages to petty thieves and covered just about everybody
in the whole period and the whole area, but is perfectly
silent when it comes to Jesus. Similarly, no other first century
historian mentions Jesus, we don't have the records of the trial
or execution, no Roman spies made mention of any rabble rousers
fitting his description, and so on.
And then it hit me. We don't even have anything that Jesus himself
wrote.
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
If we consider the first extreme, we can only assume that Jesus
was literate. His Father, after all, personally carved the Ten
Commandments in stone and handed them to Moses. Jesus, being
the bodily incarnation of the universe's only omnipotent and
omniscient being, would have been more than capable of writing
down accurate versions of his sermons, in stone or even steel, to
ensure that later generations would have no doubt about what he
taught. That he did not do so is proof positive that he did not
wish his teachings to be accurately taught to later generations,
preferring instead the confusion we're faced with today.
If we consider the other extreme, we, again, can only assume that
Jesus was literate, for the simple reason that all Rabbis were
literate. To suggest that Jesus wasn't literate, in the first
society where everybody who was anybody was literate, is to
suggest that he truly was a nobody. Even the last vestiges of
salience vanish from such a Jesus, for we're left with no more
semblance between the Bible and reality than but a mere name.
So, let us assume that Jesus was at least literate. Once again,
such a man /must/ have written down his grand new philosophy, for
the exact same reason that any philosopher ever has: so that he
will live on, through his words, after his death.
And, yet, there isn't even a mention in the Bible of Jesus ever
even picking up a pen. No Christian even dreams of suggesting that
Jesus was the author of anything in the Bible, and none has yet
thought to suggest that Jesus actually did write something but
that it's been lost to the ages.
Any who did would be laughed at, of course. If Jesus was real, if
he was a respected preacher (even if respected only by a
small following), his writings would have been most closely
guarded. Many copies would have been made, for the exact same
reason many copies of the later gospels were made. People would
have quoted Jesus's writings, providing further evidence that he
wrote something and what he was alleged to have written.
And the Bible, instead of saying, ``Jesus said,'' it would say,
``Jesus wrote.'' And, even if, as has happened with so many
documents, there should be some questions as to which bits and
pieces somebody might have inserted or removed in later copies,
there would nevertheless be no question of its authenticity.
But, like I said, we don't have any of that. Therefore, we can
only conclude that the Jesus of the Bible certainly didn't exist,
and neither did Rabbi Jesus.
Any Jesus who might have existed was just a dumb illiterate
schmuck whose words were so unimpressive that nobody bothered to
write them down for another generation.
Is /that/ the Jesus y'all are trying to prove really existed?
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Mickey" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
21 Jul 2005 04:48:53 PM |
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"Ben Goren" <ben@trumpetpower.com> wrote in message
news:42e017da$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
Mickey wrote:
Terry Cross wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
David wrote:
Differences in Jesus speeches? So? Do I have to tell you to
do an experiment where two people listen to a speech and then
write down what was said? Do I have to spell out the
obvious? Do you really think the two copies of the speech are
going to be identical?
[. . .]
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed
the words of Jesus [. . . .]
If you can't even keep your own story straight in the same
post, there's no point in replying to you in any way
Well, we are glad that is over and done with, then.
but to call you a bloody fucking stupid lying ***** who's so
terrified of both burning in hell and of being worng that
you'll lie, cheat, and who knows what else to deceive others
into following you in lock step in your paranoid delusions.
*****, lying troll.
Thus, another Atheist demonstrates his allegiance to civilized
values and conduct. It is what comes out of a man's own mouth
that defiles him - and shows him for what he is.
By this logic, you'd be bearing a strong resemblance to the
wrong end of a bovine.
So Terry /is/ stalking me. The first question, of course, is
whether or not to de-plonk the Nazi. And, should a de-plonking be
in order, is it just to go back to reminding everybody that he's a
Nazi, or to rip him a new one?
Decisions, decisions....
LoL!!!
Mickey
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
22 Jul 2005 01:02:57 AM |
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Ben Goren wrote:
David wrote:
Differences in Jesus speeches? So? Do I have to tell you to do
an experiment where two people listen to a speech and then write
down what was said? Do I have to spell out the obvious? Do you
really think the two copies of the speech are going to be
identical?
[. . .]
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
If you can't even keep your own story straight in the same post,
there's no point in replying to you in any way but to call you a
bloody fucking stupid lying ***** who's so terrified of both
burning in hell and of being worng that you'll lie, cheat, and who
knows what else to deceive others into following you in lock step
in your paranoid delusions.
*****, lying troll.
Ok, everyone, time to review basic English language definitions,
specifically "identical" and "changed".
Jesus gives a speech. Matthew and Mark listen to the speech, and write
it down. They then turn in the copies to Jesus, who reviews them.
Lo and behold, they are not identical.
According to Ben Goren, that means somehow Matthew changed Mark, or
Mark changed Matthew, or, I don't know, maybe he thinks Jesus changed
it.
Now if anyone suggests that Matthew and Mark may have written down
different things originally, such as Matthew being as verbose as
possible, while Mark decided to neatly summarize major points, well,
that would mean you are a :
bloody fucking stupid lying ***** who's so terrified of both
burning in hell and of being worng that you'll lie, cheat, and who
knows what else to deceive others into following you in lock step
in your paranoid delusions.
Because this last possibility is obviously humanly impossible. And only
a "lying troll" would suggest it.
I WILL take back this statement in part:
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
I shouldn't say "anyone". I meant specifically the authors of the
Gospels, and more loosely the early Christians, although they were
willing to paraphrase, quotation standards not being as strict as
today. There are plenty of later gospels by the Gnostics and others who
were more than happy to change Jesus' words or add new sayings.
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
22 Jul 2005 02:31:22 AM |
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David wrote:
Ok, everyone, time to review basic English language definitions,
specifically "identical" and "changed".
Jesus gives a speech. Matthew and Mark listen to the speech,
and write it down. They then turn in the copies to Jesus, who
reviews them.
Lo and behold, they are not identical.
And Matthew's nor Mark's are the words of Jesus, fucking lying
troll. Jesus's words didn't even survive long enough to hit the
page, let alone for the ink to dry.
Or are you trying to lie to us that Jesus was there in the second
century when the earliest surviving fragmentary pieces of the
Gospels /according to/ (*not* ``of'') Matthew and Mark were
written, to review what they said?
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
I shouldn't say "anyone". I meant specifically the authors of
the Gospels, and more loosely the early Christians, although
they were willing to paraphrase, quotation standards not being
as strict as today.
This time you even manage to contradict yourself in the same
sentence, fucking lying troll. Even duke rarely manages /that/
feat.
And, besides, Iasion has posted numerous times on the sordid
history of the Gospels.
So *****, lying troll.
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
24 Jul 2005 08:38:29 PM |
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Ben Goren wrote:
David wrote:
Ok, everyone, time to review basic English language definitions,
specifically "identical" and "changed".
Jesus gives a speech. Matthew and Mark listen to the speech,
and write it down. They then turn in the copies to Jesus, who
reviews them.
Lo and behold, they are not identical.
And Matthew's nor Mark's are the words of Jesus, fucking lying
troll. Jesus's words didn't even survive long enough to hit the
page, let alone for the ink to dry.
Again, I don't share your assumptions.
Or are you trying to lie to us that Jesus was there in the second
century when the earliest surviving fragmentary pieces of the
Gospels /according to/ (*not* ``of'') Matthew and Mark were
written, to review what they said?
I said "of" and not "according to" because "according to" is a stronger
claim for authorship. I was trying not to set you off.
Some papyrologists have dated fragments to the first century, what you
take as certain is still being fiercly debated among scholars today.
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
I shouldn't say "anyone". I meant specifically the authors of
the Gospels, and more loosely the early Christians, although
they were willing to paraphrase, quotation standards not being
as strict as today.
This time you even manage to contradict yourself in the same
sentence, fucking lying troll. Even duke rarely manages /that/
feat.
No, if I am not being clear, when the early Christians quote the
Gospels. Not when they copy the Gospels. The evidence for whoever
wrote the Gospels shows they were not willing to change his words.
And, besides, Iasion has posted numerous times on the sordid
history of the Gospels.
Iasion's postings are so riddled with errors it would take a thesis to
document all the mistakes.
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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24 Jul 2005 08:58:46 PM |
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After serious contemplation, on or about Sunday 24 July 2005 9:38 pm
davecheryll@earthlink.net wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
David wrote:
Ok, everyone, time to review basic English language definitions,
specifically "identical" and "changed".
Jesus gives a speech. Matthew and Mark listen to the speech,
and write it down. They then turn in the copies to Jesus, who
reviews them.
Lo and behold, they are not identical.
And Matthew's nor Mark's are the words of Jesus, fucking lying
troll. Jesus's words didn't even survive long enough to hit the
page, let alone for the ink to dry.
Again, I don't share your assumptions.
Or are you trying to lie to us that Jesus was there in the second
century when the earliest surviving fragmentary pieces of the
Gospels /according to/ (*not* ``of'') Matthew and Mark were
written, to review what they said?
I said "of" and not "according to" because "according to" is a stronger
claim for authorship. I was trying not to set you off.
Some papyrologists have dated fragments to the first century, what you
take as certain is still being fiercly debated among scholars today.
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
I shouldn't say "anyone". I meant specifically the authors of
the Gospels, and more loosely the early Christians, although
they were willing to paraphrase, quotation standards not being
as strict as today.
This time you even manage to contradict yourself in the same
sentence, fucking lying troll. Even duke rarely manages /that/
feat.
No, if I am not being clear, when the early Christians quote the
Gospels. Not when they copy the Gospels. The evidence for whoever
wrote the Gospels shows they were not willing to change his words.
And, besides, Iasion has posted numerous times on the sordid
history of the Gospels.
Iasion's postings are so riddled with errors it would take a thesis to
document all the mistakes.
Well why don't you start with a few. It should be easy with "all the
mistakes."
Start with you best three.
--
Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
24 Jul 2005 10:19:02 PM |
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Darrell Stec wrote:
After serious contemplation, on or about Sunday 24 July 2005 9:38 pm
davecheryll@earthlink.net wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
David wrote:
Ok, everyone, time to review basic English language definitions,
specifically "identical" and "changed".
Jesus gives a speech. Matthew and Mark listen to the speech,
and write it down. They then turn in the copies to Jesus, who
reviews them.
Lo and behold, they are not identical.
And Matthew's nor Mark's are the words of Jesus, fucking lying
troll. Jesus's words didn't even survive long enough to hit the
page, let alone for the ink to dry.
Again, I don't share your assumptions.
Or are you trying to lie to us that Jesus was there in the second
century when the earliest surviving fragmentary pieces of the
Gospels /according to/ (*not* ``of'') Matthew and Mark were
written, to review what they said?
I said "of" and not "according to" because "according to" is a stronger
claim for authorship. I was trying not to set you off.
Some papyrologists have dated fragments to the first century, what you
take as certain is still being fiercly debated among scholars today.
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
I shouldn't say "anyone". I meant specifically the authors of
the Gospels, and more loosely the early Christians, although
they were willing to paraphrase, quotation standards not being
as strict as today.
This time you even manage to contradict yourself in the same
sentence, fucking lying troll. Even duke rarely manages /that/
feat.
No, if I am not being clear, when the early Christians quote the
Gospels. Not when they copy the Gospels. The evidence for whoever
wrote the Gospels shows they were not willing to change his words.
And, besides, Iasion has posted numerous times on the sordid
history of the Gospels.
Iasion's postings are so riddled with errors it would take a thesis to
document all the mistakes.
Well why don't you start with a few. It should be easy with "all the
mistakes."
Start with you best three.
Realistically, I don't have the time, I wouldn't call writing a thesis
"easy".
But I fail to see why I should, uncompensated, spend my time educating
people who are unread in ancient history, ancient linguistics, logic,
textual criticism and several other fields.
I raised one simple point as to why Ben's original claim that Jesus
would have written stuff down was flawed. Rather than concede the
point, he insisted on dredging up a dozen ratholes that didn't have
much to do with the original post.
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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25 Jul 2005 04:07:41 PM |
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After serious contemplation, on or about Sunday 24 July 2005 11:19 pm
davecheryll@earthlink.net wrote:
Darrell Stec wrote:
After serious contemplation, on or about Sunday 24 July 2005 9:38 pm
davecheryll@earthlink.net wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
David wrote:
Ok, everyone, time to review basic English language definitions,
specifically "identical" and "changed".
Jesus gives a speech. Matthew and Mark listen to the speech,
and write it down. They then turn in the copies to Jesus, who
reviews them.
Lo and behold, they are not identical.
And Matthew's nor Mark's are the words of Jesus, fucking lying
troll. Jesus's words didn't even survive long enough to hit the
page, let alone for the ink to dry.
Again, I don't share your assumptions.
Or are you trying to lie to us that Jesus was there in the second
century when the earliest surviving fragmentary pieces of the
Gospels /according to/ (*not* ``of'') Matthew and Mark were
written, to review what they said?
I said "of" and not "according to" because "according to" is a stronger
claim for authorship. I was trying not to set you off.
Some papyrologists have dated fragments to the first century, what you
take as certain is still being fiercly debated among scholars today.
No one has ever provided real evidence that anyone changed the
words of Jesus [. . . .]
I shouldn't say "anyone". I meant specifically the authors of
the Gospels, and more loosely the early Christians, although
they were willing to paraphrase, quotation standards not being
as strict as today.
This time you even manage to contradict yourself in the same
sentence, fucking lying troll. Even duke rarely manages /that/
feat.
No, if I am not being clear, when the early Christians quote the
Gospels. Not when they copy the Gospels. The evidence for whoever
wrote the Gospels shows they were not willing to change his words.
And, besides, Iasion has posted numerous times on the sordid
history of the Gospels.
Iasion's postings are so riddled with errors it would take a thesis to
document all the mistakes.
Well why don't you start with a few. It should be easy with "all the
mistakes."
Start with you best three.
Realistically, I don't have the time, I wouldn't call writing a thesis
"easy".
But you do have time to make baseless assertions? You are the one who
decided to make a comment but refuse to back up a simple request. I did
not ask for a thesis but rather your best three errors. How much time
could pointing out 3 errors (and quoting the evidence to show they are
indeed errors) take?
But I fail to see why I should, uncompensated, spend my time educating
people who are unread in ancient history, ancient linguistics, logic,
textual criticism and several other fields.
I think you are the one who would end of being educated. If you do not want
to spend your time backing up your assertions, why bother wasting any of it
on this newsgroups. Personally I think you are lying and have never read
what you claim.
Let us try a simple test to see how 'read' you are in "ancient history,
ancient linguistics, logic, textual criticism and several other fields" by
answering a few questions:
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How does one determine which might deceive the reader:
vayosef af-adonai lakharot beyisrael vayaset et-david bahem lemor lekh mene
et-yisrael veet-yehuda
OR THIS
vayaamod satan al-yisrael vayaset et-david limnot et-yisrael
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Can you explain what we should do:
lo-taasu avel bamishpat lo-tisa fenei-dal velo tehdarpenei gadol betsedek
tishpot amitekha
OR THIS
me krinete ina me krithete
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Which of these is the basis of Christian belief and which do you believe:
hos de an blasphemese eis to pneuma to hagion ouk echei aphesin eis ton
aiona all enochos estin aioniou kriseos
OR THIS
in hoc omnis qui credit iustificatur
OR THIS
horate toinun oti ex ergon dikaioutai anthropos kai ouk ek pisteos monon
OR THIS
te gar chariti este sesosmenoi dia tes pisteos kai touto ouk ex humon theou
to doron ouk ex ergon hina me tis kauchesetai
**********
I raised one simple point as to why Ben's original claim that Jesus
would have written stuff down was flawed. Rather than concede the
point, he insisted on dredging up a dozen ratholes that didn't have
much to do with the original post.
You didn't quote that part though nor did you reply to it. You replied to a
scenario about Jesus TALKING then Mark and Matthew writing, with Jesus
proofreading. In fact you denied Jesus words didn't survive. You answered
nothing with evidence, you simply baselessly asserted something.
--
Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "Terry Cross" |
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21 Jul 2005 04:06:11 PM |
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David wrote:
Iasion wrote:
Greetings,
David:
while the other Gospels emphasize
So,
you agree the others Gospels FAILED to record the last words of Jesus.
No, if you read my post again, you will see my statement was that the
Gospels are recording the accounts of eyewitnesses who heard Jesus'
last words. What an eyewitness could hear, depended on their location.
I see you IGNORED the issue of the changes in the Lord's Prayer.
I see you IGNORED the issue of the changes in Jesus speeches.
I see you IGNORED the issue of the differences in the post-resurrection
stories.
Ignored? Not at all. As I said, these three claims above are based on
a superficial reading of the accounts, with no thought as to what these
differences, not "changes", mean Again, these differences are
consistent with being accounts from different eyewitnesses.
Out of your four claims, I addressed one specifically. I don't see the
need for why I have to go into minute detail on every wild charge you
make. Differences in Jesus speeches? So? Do I have to tell you to do an
experiment where two people listen to a speech and then write down what
was said? Do I have to spell out the obvious? Do you really think the
two copies of the speech are going to be identical?
Yes, that is early, so early, in fact, it would be before Jesus was even born.
Once again, you totally FAIL to grasp the issue -
Early versions of the GOSPELS, and QUOTES there-of have:
" ... this day have I begotten thee"
Later versions of the GOSPELS, and QUOTES there-of have:
" ... in thee I am well pleased"
I'm sorry. You are mistaken. There is no such consistent grouping of
early versions versus late versions.
If Christians could CHANGE the supposed WORDS of GOD himself,
this shows conclusively its a STORY.
Again, you are mistaken. No one has ever provided real evidence that
anyone changed the words of Jesus in the four Gospels in the Bible. All
the internal evidence from the Gospel accounts themselves indicate the
writers of the Gospels would not dare change his words.
Your example above is not changing God's words. Psalm 2 IS God's
(supposed) word. The Jews found it perfectly acceptable to SUBSTITUTE
(not "change") one saying of God, for another, to make a theological
point. For someone giving a sermon on Jesus' baptism, they might
substitute the Psalm 2 quote for the actual quote in the Gospels to
emphasize the "begotten" linked with baptism, and God prefiguring his
Son's baptism in the Old Testament scriptures.
Nicely done, David. You and I disagree on many things, but your tone
of rational and respectful debate brings great credit to what you write
- and what you believe.
TCross
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| User: "PlebX" |
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19 Jul 2005 06:28:57 AM |
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Greetings Mr. Goren. Thank you for your post. My comments refuting your
suppositions are inline - enjoy if you can:
Ben Goren wrote:
As I'm sure many of you have noticed, we've been having something
of a running battle between Christians and atheists of late. The
Christians claim overwhelming evidence that Jesus actually
existed. The atheists point out that, no, they don't; what they
/do/ have is a bunch of hearsay mostly dating from a century after
the fact. The earliest any Christian has even tried to claim for a
document is 50 CE, almost a generation after the fact.
If there's but a tenth of the hearsay and written references about other
supposedly real person from ancient times, I bet dolaars to donoughts you'd
be stating emphatically that they existed beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Amongst all the speculation, some of us atheists have pointed out
that many pieces of evidence of Jesus which absolutely must exist,
if he were real, actually don't. Josephus is a great example: he
gave whole pages to petty thieves and covered just about everybody
in the whole period and the whole area, but is perfectly
silent when it comes to Jesus. Similarly, no other first century
historian mentions Jesus, we don't have the records of the trial
or execution, no Roman spies made mention of any rabble rousers
fitting his description, and so on.
The world's a big place. Yet there are countless writings on Jesus , canon
and gnostic etc.
And then it hit me. We don't even have anything that Jesus himself
wrote.
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
They would have had to have worked quickly. The evidence that many of these
gnostic and Gospel books were written only a few years after his ministry is
mounting.
If we consider the first extreme, we can only assume that Jesus
was literate. His Father, after all, personally carved the Ten
Commandments in stone and handed them to Moses. Jesus, being
the bodily incarnation of the universe's only omnipotent and
omniscient being, would have been more than capable of writing
down accurate versions of his sermons, in stone or even steel, to
ensure that later generations would have no doubt about what he
taught. That he did not do so is proof positive that he did not
wish his teachings to be accurately taught to later generations,
preferring instead the confusion we're faced with today.
The Father is omnipotent - the Son humbled Himself.
If we consider the other extreme, we, again, can only assume that
Jesus was literate, for the simple reason that all Rabbis were
literate. To suggest that Jesus wasn't literate, in the first
society where everybody who was anybody was literate, is to
suggest that he truly was a nobody. Even the last vestiges of
salience vanish from such a Jesus, for we're left with no more
semblance between the Bible and reality than but a mere name.
So, let us assume that Jesus was at least literate. Once again,
such a man /must/ have written down his grand new philosophy, for
the exact same reason that any philosopher ever has: so that he
will live on, through his words, after his death.
And, yet, there isn't even a mention in the Bible of Jesus ever
even picking up a pen. No Christian even dreams of suggesting that
Jesus was the author of anything in the Bible, and none has yet
thought to suggest that Jesus actually did write something but
that it's been lost to the ages.
No, but it is recorded that He wrote in sand - we do much the same today
writing with our silcon based CPUs into magnetic bits and bytes - easily
wiped away .. The man taught with His very Being.
Any who did would be laughed at, of course. If Jesus was real, if
he was a respected preacher (even if respected only by a
small following), his writings would have been most closely
guarded. Many copies would have been made, for the exact same
reason many copies of the later gospels were made. People would
have quoted Jesus's writings, providing further evidence that he
wrote something and what he was alleged to have written.
Assumption and speculation. You assume because he was "a respected preacher"
the creation of copious writings on His part. But He what if He wasnt' just
a preacher ..
And the Bible, instead of saying, ``Jesus said,'' it would say,
``Jesus wrote.'' And, even if, as has happened with so many
documents, there should be some questions as to which bits and
pieces somebody might have inserted or removed in later copies,
there would nevertheless be no question of its authenticity.
Yada .. yada
But, like I said, we don't have any of that. Therefore, we can
only conclude that the Jesus of the Bible certainly didn't exist,
and neither did Rabbi Jesus.
You're not being scientific. A good scientist never would "only conclude"
anything - at best a good scientist uses findings to (re)formulate an
hypothesis.
Any Jesus who might have existed was just a dumb illiterate
schmuck whose words were so unimpressive that nobody bothered to
write them down for another generation.
We've already shown that Jesus could write. You haven't even read the
Gospels lately have you? Read the very beginning of Luke, his prolugue:
"Seeing that many others have undertaken to draw up accounts of the events
that have taken place among us ..."
Is /that/ the Jesus y'all are trying to prove really existed?
If there were but a tenth of ancient literal references to anyone other
person from ancient times as there are to Jesus, you be stating
uncategorically and with certainty that they existed beyond a doubt.
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
Without God there's be no sentence.
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19 Jul 2005 04:40:43 PM |
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"PlebX" <plebx@not.an.address> wrote
Greetings Mr. Goren. Thank you for your post. My comments refuting your
suppositions are inline - enjoy if you can:
Piggybacking (newreader probs, Ben Goren isn't killfiled)
Ben Goren wrote:
As I'm sure many of you have noticed, we've been having something
of a running battle between Christians and atheists of late. The
Christians claim overwhelming evidence that Jesus actually
existed. The atheists point out that, no, they don't; what they
/do/ have is a bunch of hearsay mostly dating from a century after
the fact. The earliest any Christian has even tried to claim for a
document is 50 CE, almost a generation after the fact.
That's right. The earliest surviving documents have a first date of 50AD.
There might be a few wild speculations about earlier dates, but being sober
people who accept the authority of univeristy scholars, we'll go for about
AD50.
Amongst all the speculation, some of us atheists have pointed out
that many pieces of evidence of Jesus which absolutely must exist,
if he were real, actually don't. Josephus is a great example: he
gave whole pages to petty thieves and covered just about everybody
in the whole period and the whole area, but is perfectly
silent when it comes to Jesus. Similarly, no other first century
historian mentions Jesus, we don't have the records of the trial
or execution, no Roman spies made mention of any rabble rousers
fitting his description, and so on.
Josephus contains two references to Jesus. One you don't like, because it
refers to Jesus as a wonder worker. So a perfectly defensible theory is that
this is an interpolation. However it is only a theory, some people think
that maybe Josephus wasn't so prejudiced as modern Jews tend to be, and
actually did say those things. However once you've decided that the
Christian references in Josephus have been tampered with, you may not draw
any conclusions from silence. Maybe the Christian censor removed the
existing references to Jesus.
And then it hit me. We don't even have anything that Jesus himself
wrote.
No. Perfectly valid observation.
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
I think that's a reasonable summary of intellectually defensible positions,
one Christian and one non-Christian.
If we consider the first extreme, we can only assume that Jesus
was literate. His Father, after all, personally carved the Ten
Commandments in stone and handed them to Moses. Jesus, being
the bodily incarnation of the universe's only omnipotent and
omniscient being, would have been more than capable of writing
down accurate versions of his sermons, in stone or even steel, to
ensure that later generations would have no doubt about what he
taught. That he did not do so is proof positive that he did not
wish his teachings to be accurately taught to later generations,
preferring instead the confusion we're faced with today.
It seems unlikely that Jesus wasn't literate, but being able to read and
being able to write well enough to put down a whole letter are two different
things. Modern circumstances where paper is abundant were not the ancient
ones.
I think if we agree that Jesus was the Son of God then we must also say that
it was a deliberate decison not to write anything down.
If we consider the other extreme, we, again, can only assume that
Jesus was literate, for the simple reason that all Rabbis were
literate. To suggest that Jesus wasn't literate, in the first
society where everybody who was anybody was literate, is to
suggest that he truly was a nobody. Even the last vestiges of
salience vanish from such a Jesus, for we're left with no more
semblance between the Bible and reality than but a mere name.
A version of your other extreme is that he was a rabbi wannabe. A rabbi in
the same way that Earl Doherty is a Bible scholar. We think that Jewish
literacy in the first century was quite high, but of course we can't know
for certain.
But the carpenter theory sounds reasonable. If I say that my mother was a
film star you'd probably wonder if I was pulling a fast one. Similarly if I
said she was a prostitute you'd wonder. In fact she was a physiotherapist.
Any reason to doubt that? It's a perfectly ordinary job, respectable but not
glamorous in any way. There doesn't seem to be any reason to invent a
society of carpenters, fishermen and tax collectors.
So, let us assume that Jesus was at least literate. Once again,
such a man /must/ have written down his grand new philosophy, for
the exact same reason that any philosopher ever has: so that he
will live on, through his words, after his death.
But "the word became flesh, and dwelt amongst us". John's theory, which we
are just beginning to catch up with in the sciences, is that linguistics is
the most fundamental of all phenomena. There's a whole theology of the
"word".
And, yet, there isn't even a mention in the Bible of Jesus ever
even picking up a pen. No Christian even dreams of suggesting that
Jesus was the author of anything in the Bible, and none has yet
thought to suggest that Jesus actually did write something but
that it's been lost to the ages.
No. Jesus wrote nothing for posterity.
Any who did would be laughed at, of course. If Jesus was real, if
he was a respected preacher (even if respected only by a
small following), his writings would have been most closely
guarded. Many copies would have been made, for the exact same
reason many copies of the later gospels were made. People would
have quoted Jesus's writings, providing further evidence that he
wrote something and what he was alleged to have written.
Exactly. Unthinkable that, after the resurrection, the apostles would have
allowed Jesus's works to be lost.
And the Bible, instead of saying, ``Jesus said,'' it would say,
``Jesus wrote.'' And, even if, as has happened with so many
documents, there should be some questions as to which bits and
pieces somebody might have inserted or removed in later copies,
there would nevertheless be no question of its authenticity.
You'd have kooks claiming that Jesus didn't write "Big Josh's handy guide to
the Kingdom", just as you have kooks claiming that bacon wrote the works of
Shakespeare.
But, like I said, we don't have any of that. Therefore, we can
only conclude that the Jesus of the Bible certainly didn't exist,
and neither did Rabbi Jesus.
Where are the works of Hillel? The Talmud was not written down, to avoid
competing with the Torah.
Any Jesus who might have existed was just a dumb illiterate
schmuck whose words were so unimpressive that nobody bothered to
write them down for another generation.
You're making an elementary mistake here. The earliest document to survive
is AD50. But my list included the lost sayings, or "Q". It's pretty certain
that Q did exist, but it is now lost. It cannot be dated accurately, but
obviously must have predated Luke and Matthew. Similarly, we cannot prove
that Q was the only document in existence. In fact is very unlikely that
Jesus didn't generate some documentation. But not everything survives.
Is /that/ the Jesus y'all are trying to prove really existed?
No. Jesus did not commit his thoughts to paper. We can only speculate why.
But only the most extreme person would speculate that the reason was that
there was no such person.
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19 Jul 2005 08:48:51 PM |
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"Malcolm" <regniztar@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:dbjs0p$id$3@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
I think that's a reasonable summary of intellectually defensible
positions, one Christian and one non-Christian.
Malcolm-
In what world is "intellectually defensible" that a person could be born
from a virgin and rise from the dead, never mind the other bits? What you
have is an accurate summary of clearly irrational (if common) beliefs, which
even the believers must admit is anything but intellectually defensible. The
position is taken on faith, not intellect; there can be no "defense".
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20 Jul 2005 04:59:02 PM |
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"Mark Stahl" <stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote
Malcolm-
In what world is "intellectually defensible" that a person could be born
from a virgin and rise from the dead, never mind the other bits? What you
have is an accurate summary of clearly irrational (if common) beliefs,
which even the believers must admit is anything but intellectually
defensible. The position is taken on faith, not intellect; there can be no
"defense".
This is why the Jesus Denial nonsense exists.
Some religious figures, like Mohammed and Buddah are real people. Mohammed
lived in Mecca, produced a book called the Koran, had wives, raised armies,
and finally died of a fever. Similarly Buddah was an Indian nobleman who
attained enlightenment under a lotus tree, taught his followers, finally
dying of dysentry.
Other figures are the stuff of myth. Athene sprang fully armed from the head
of Zeus. She came to earth in human form and talked to Greeks on occasion,
but she didn't live in any one period. Similarly Horus was chopped in 14
pieces and reconstructed by his mother. Obviously he was the moon.
Conventionally, the atheist won't have much problem with Buddah and Mohammed
existing, but he will dismiss Mohammed's story that the Koran was dictated
by the angel Gabriel. He will say Mohammed was a fraud if he is a rude
atheist, that Gabriel was a metaphor for the poetic inspiration if he is a
polite one. With Horus and Athena, he can make a powerful case that such
people didn't exist.
But Jesus lived in first century Palestine, gathered a few followers and
taught, and died when He was crucified by Pontius Pilate. So He's in the
first class. But He also rose from the dead, walked on water, said of a
piece of bread "this is my body". Only mythical people do that. So He is in
both categories.
This causes a huge problem for the atheists. You can dismiss all the
supernatural elements, as with Mohammed. The difference is they are very
deeply engrained. My own view is that this argument is intellectually
defensible, but it's a real struggle. For instance the story goes "Jesus
crucified, disciples scatter, Jesus rises, they regroup and take down the
Roman Empire 300 years later". The only problem is that resurrections aren't
supposed to happen. Remove the resurrection, and suddenly you're left with
something about "it was the disciples' way of saying that hope survives
death". Defensible, yes, but what a contrast with the devastatingly
effective criticisms that can be brought against other religions.
That's why the non-atheist position, that the resurrection did take place,
is also intellectually defensible.
The Jesus Myth theory is not. There was such a person. The very fact that
atheists use such a weak argument shows how powerful the Christian position
really is.
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20 Jul 2005 05:10:33 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 21:59:02 +0000 (UTC), "Malcolm"
<regniztar@btinternet.com> wrote:
"Mark Stahl" <stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote
Malcolm-
In what world is "intellectually defensible" that a person could be born
from a virgin and rise from the dead, never mind the other bits? What you
have is an accurate summary of clearly irrational (if common) beliefs,
which even the believers must admit is anything but intellectually
defensible. The position is taken on faith, not intellect; there can be no
"defense".
This is why the Jesus Denial nonsense exists.
What "Jesus denial", liar?
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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19 Jul 2005 08:49:07 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:48:51 -0400, "Mark Stahl"
<stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote:
"Malcolm" <regniztar@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:dbjs0p$id$3@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
I think that's a reasonable summary of intellectually defensible
positions, one Christian and one non-Christian.
Malcolm-
In what world is "intellectually defensible" that a person could be born
from a virgin and rise from the dead, never mind the other bits? What you
have is an accurate summary of clearly irrational (if common) beliefs, which
even the believers must admit is anything but intellectually defensible. The
position is taken on faith, not intellect; there can be no "defense".
It's doctrinal. Therefore it's true.
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| User: "stoney" |
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29 Jul 2005 12:41:32 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:49:07 -0400, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:48:51 -0400, "Mark Stahl"
<stahl@nospam.aecom.yu.edu> wrote:
"Malcolm" <regniztar@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:dbjs0p$id$3@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
I think that's a reasonable summary of intellectually defensible
positions, one Christian and one non-Christian.
Malcolm-
In what world is "intellectually defensible" that a person could be born
from a virgin and rise from the dead, never mind the other bits? What you
have is an accurate summary of clearly irrational (if common) beliefs, which
even the believers must admit is anything but intellectually defensible. The
position is taken on faith, not intellect; there can be no "defense".
It's doctrinal. Therefore it's true.
True lies.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Iasion" |
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19 Jul 2005 07:01:10 PM |
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Earth to Malcolm...
I showed your "50 documents" claim was false.
Will you ever answer?
Iasion
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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19 Jul 2005 05:37:51 PM |
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Malcolm wrote:
That's right. The earliest surviving documents have a first date
of 50AD. There might be a few wild speculations about earlier
dates, but being sober people who accept the authority of
univeristy scholars, we'll go for about AD50.
That's it. You have nothing worth saying. Your handlers have told
you lies about the origins of your religion, and you swallow those
lies whole. You're so afraid that you might be devoting your life
to a lie, or afraid of what your handlers say God will do to you
when you die, that you'll perpetuate the lies at all costs to
avoid even critically analyzing the evidence.
Here's a perfect example:
Josephus contains two references to Jesus. One you don't like,
because it refers to Jesus as a wonder worker. So a perfectly
defensible theory is that this is an interpolation. However it
is only a theory, some people think that maybe Josephus wasn't
so prejudiced as modern Jews tend to be, and actually did say
those things. However once you've decided that the Christian
references in Josephus have been tampered with, you may not draw
any conclusions from silence. Maybe the Christian censor removed
the existing references to Jesus.
Tell me, honestly: have you ever read the passage in /Antiquities/
for yourself? If you have, have you read the passage /in
context?/ You know, read the previous passage, the passage in
question, and the following passage?
If you have, then only two conclusions are possible: that you're a
liar or an idiot. You claim to be an English Literature major; if
you're not capable of figuring out that the /Testimonium/ bears no
semblance whatsoever to the surrounding copy, then you should turn
in your diploma for a refund.
Frankly, I've just about run out of patience with you. If you
want to convince me, start finding new evidence (since, quite
obviously, I'm completely underwhelmed by what you've tried to
pass off so far). If you don't want to convince me but you decide
to continue to hang around a.a, I'll either make you my ***** or
I'll plonk you, depending on how much you amuse me. Right now,
you're not even very amusing any more; plonking looks more likely.
Cheers,
b&
--
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Iasion" |
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19 Jul 2005 08:09:17 AM |
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Greetings PlebX,
PlebX : " If there's but a tenth of the hearsay and written references
about other supposedly real person from ancient times, I bet dolaars to
donoughts you'd be stating emphatically that they existed beyond a
shadow of a doubt. "
Red Herring.
What historical evidence for Jesus can you actually adduce?
PlebX: " The world's a big place. Yet there are countless writings on
Jesus , canon and gnostic etc. "
Not countless at all.
A few dozen documents, none written by eye-witnesses, many FORGED,
telling all sorts of variant and contradictory supernatural tales.
But no historical evidence.
PlebX: "They would have had to have worked quickly. The evidence that
many of these gnostic and Gospel books were written only a few years
after his ministry is mounting."
Pardon?
The canonical Gospels are dated to about 70-120 - several DECADES at
least after the alleged events. The Gnostic Gospels are generally dated
even later, some MUCH later.
There is no evidence any Gospels were written "only a few years after
his ministry".
Can you provide any of this "mounting" evidence you speak of?
PlebX: " The Father is omnipotent - the Son humbled Himself. "
Um..
What do you think this preaching proves?
PlebX: " No, but it is recorded that He wrote in sand - we do much the
same today writing with our silcon based CPUs into magnetic bits and
bytes - easily wiped away .. The man taught with His very Being."
You mean it is CLAIMED in ONE story that he wrote in sand - in a story
that was ADDED centuries later to the Gospel !
But yet we have not ONE word written by this person.
Ben is right - this is more evidence he never existed.
PlebX: " Assumption and speculation. You assume because he was "a
respected preacher" the creation of copious writings on His part. But
He what if He wasnt' just a preacher"
Ben's argument is correct - if Jesus taught, he would have left
writings.
The lack of such writings casts doubt on Jesus' existence.
What do you mean about his not being "just a preacher"?
PlebX: " You're not being scientific. A good scientist never would
"only conclude" anything - at best a good scientist uses findings to
(re)formulate an hypothesis."
Rubbish, people draw conclusions all the time.
If you disagree, please present your evidence that Jesus existed.
PlebX : " We've already shown that Jesus could write. You haven't even
read the Gospels lately have you? Read the very beginning of Luke, his
prolugue:
"Seeing that many others have undertaken to draw up accounts of the
events that have taken place among us ..."
We know that G.Luke used G.Mark, but Ben's point stands - no-one wrote
anything down until long afterwards. A CLAIM that earlier accounts
existed proves nothing (especially when G.Luke is plagiarized from one
of them.)
PlebX : " If there were but a tenth of ancient literal references to
anyone other person from ancient times as there are to Jesus, you be
stating uncategorically and with certainty that they existed beyond a
doubt. "
Red Herring.
Do you have any evidence that Jesus eisted?
Iasion
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19 Jul 2005 09:00:23 AM |
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Iasion <quentinj@iinet.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism
You mean it is CLAIMED in ONE story that he wrote in sand - in a story
that was ADDED centuries later to the Gospel !
He was claimed to have drawn a fish in the sand, right?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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29 Jul 2005 12:32:07 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:00:23 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Iasion <quentinj@iinet.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism
You mean it is CLAIMED in ONE story that he wrote in sand - in a story
that was ADDED centuries later to the Gospel !
He was claimed to have drawn a fish in the sand, right?
And boy did he haul in the gullible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Clayton From The Church Of Jesus Christ Youve Got To Be Kidding" |
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29 Jul 2005 06:44:06 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:00:23 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Iasion <quentinj@iinet.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism
You mean it is CLAIMED in ONE story that he wrote in sand - in a story
that was ADDED centuries later to the Gospel !
He was claimed to have drawn a fish in the sand, right?
I drew a penis in the sand once! Actually I just plopped mine down and
traced around it! Lucky it was a long beach! :D
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29 Jul 2005 07:53:30 PM |
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Clayton From The Church Of Jesus Christ You've Got To Be wrote
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Iasion <quentinj@iinet.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism
You mean it is CLAIMED in ONE story that he wrote in sand - in a story
that was ADDED centuries later to the Gospel !
He was claimed to have drawn a fish in the sand, right?
I drew a penis in the sand once! Actually I just plopped mine down and
traced around it! Lucky it was a long beach! :D
It was probably more like an inch worm, and you were on Long Beach,
and drunk at the time... Admit it!
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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31 Jul 2005 11:51:20 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 09:44:06 +1000, "Clayton From The Church Of Jesus
Christ You've Got To Be Kidding" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com>
wrote:
On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:00:23 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Iasion <quentinj@iinet.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism
You mean it is CLAIMED in ONE story that he wrote in sand - in a story
that was ADDED centuries later to the Gospel !
He was claimed to have drawn a fish in the sand, right?
I drew a penis in the sand once! Actually I just plopped mine down and
traced around it! Lucky it was a long beach! :D
2.54 picometers is long? OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk. :)
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| User: "Mary Hogan" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
19 Jul 2005 07:46:50 AM |
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Pieb....this is the difference between Torah and Story...
You said:>No, but it is recorded that He wrote in sand - we do much the same
today
writing with our silcon based CPUs into magnetic bits and bytes - easily
wiped away .. The man taught with His very Being.
Don't you ever get tired of groping to make the story fit Truth?
The man taught with His very Being.<
Don't you ever get tired of words that sound like poetry but you don't make
any clear sense?
He taught with his hands, his throat, his spirit.... If he taught with his
being, then what went wrong? The Messiah proclaimed by the Torah...will not
just come an go and leave the Jewish people high and dry. There is a
Promise to the Jewish people you know and no Origen or Luther can do away
with it...no matter how many words they used.
The difference between the Torah, the Jew and Truth...and the "Gospels"
Paul's pals and the truth is that one is based on Sinai where millions of
people witnessed the Event...and one is just another Applewhite syndrome
based on one guy hearing and a whole group following.
Same with Joseph Smith who whilst alone in some ancient Egyptian language
got his Mormon torah...right...and no one asks how did he understand the
ancient Egyptian...and what happened to the book...it poofed away.
Mohammad while having an epileptic seizure...met some god, not mine...and
proclaimed it was not an epileptic seizure...
In Hinduism there is taught that there was a semblence of Sinai where every
one heard the god....and then died.
R' Kellerman then asks: Then how do they know that they heard the god if
they all died?
The correlation....they were all alone. There were millions at Sinai. The
chain can be traced through geneology. And there was a paradigm in the
noting of geneology in Torah.
Thus....since those Applewhitians...Applewhites victims, doctors,
lawyers..people with no prior history of mental instability....followed a
leader...to mutilate (!!!!) and then kill themselves, we've got a precedent
to understand the vulnerability of human kind.
I am not a Jew... I was raised Catholic, searched my whole
life...Pentecostal, 4 Square, Protestant....the whole ball of wax...and
found out that wax DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!!! After learning Hebrew and not
"taking it" from one half baked preacher after another, I found out that
THOSE BIG SHOTS, PAUL STANLEY, ANDREW WOMMACK, KENNETH COPELAND, AND
YES...BILLY GRAHAM....were teaching half truths.
"PlebX" <plebx@not.an.address> wrote in message
news:gOKdnZFWC9lkfkHfRVn-pA@rogers.com...
Greetings Mr. Goren. Thank you for your post. My comments refuting your
suppositions are inline - enjoy if you can:
Ben Goren wrote:
As I'm sure many of you have noticed, we've been having something
of a running battle between Christians and atheists of late. The
Christians claim overwhelming evidence that Jesus actually
existed. The atheists point out that, no, they don't; what they
/do/ have is a bunch of hearsay mostly dating from a century after
the fact. The earliest any Christian has even tried to claim for a
document is 50 CE, almost a generation after the fact.
If there's but a tenth of the hearsay and written references about other
supposedly real person from ancient times, I bet dolaars to donoughts
you'd
be stating emphatically that they existed beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Amongst all the speculation, some of us atheists have pointed out
that many pieces of evidence of Jesus which absolutely must exist,
if he were real, actually don't. Josephus is a great example: he
gave whole pages to petty thieves and covered just about everybody
in the whole period and the whole area, but is perfectly
silent when it comes to Jesus. Similarly, no other first century
historian mentions Jesus, we don't have the records of the trial
or execution, no Roman spies made mention of any rabble rousers
fitting his description, and so on.
The world's a big place. Yet there are countless writings on Jesus , canon
and gnostic etc.
And then it hit me. We don't even have anything that Jesus himself
wrote.
There are two extremes one can take on the question. The first is
that the literal claims of the Bible are substantially true. Jesus
Christ, the only begotten Son of God, was born to the Virgin Mary,
was baptized by John, performed many wondrous miracles for
thousands of witnesses, preached famous sermons to crowds of
people, was tried by Pontias Pilate, was found innocent but still
ordered executed anyway at the insistence of the local priesthood,
was crucified by Roman soldiers, was entombed, rose bodily from
the dead a few days later, continued his ministry for a while, and
finally rose bodily to Heaven where he resides to this day at the
right hand of God his Father.
The other extreme is that there was a first century Rabbi, name of
Jesus, who had some novel and inspirational sermons and, after
his death, later generations built the Jesus myth around his
teachings.
They would have had to have worked quickly. The evidence that many of
these
gnostic and Gospel books were written only a few years after his ministry
is
mounting.
If we consider the first extreme, we can only assume that Jesus
was literate. His Father, after all, personally carved the Ten
Commandments in stone and handed them to Moses. Jesus, being
the bodily incarnation of the universe's only omnipotent and
omniscient being, would have been more than capable of writing
down accurate versions of his sermons, in stone or even steel, to
ensure that later generations would have no doubt about what he
taught. That he did not do so is proof positive that he did not
wish his teachings to be accurately taught to later generations,
preferring instead the confusion we're faced with today.
The Father is omnipotent - the Son humbled Himself.
If we consider the other extreme, we, again, can only assume that
Jesus was literate, for the simple reason that all Rabbis were
literate. To suggest that Jesus wasn't literate, in the first
society where everybody who was anybody was literate, is to
suggest that he truly was a nobody. Even the last vestiges of
salience vanish from such a Jesus, for we're left with no more
semblance between the Bible and reality than but a mere name.
So, let us assume that Jesus was at least literate. Once again,
such a man /must/ have written down his grand new philosophy, for
the exact same reason that any philosopher ever has: so that he
will live on, through his words, after his death.
And, yet, there isn't even a mention in the Bible of Jesus ever
even picking up a pen. No Christian even dreams of suggesting that
Jesus was the author of anything in the Bible, and none has yet
thought to suggest that Jesus actually did write something but
that it's been lost to the ages.
No, but it is recorded that He wrote in sand - we do much the same today
writing with our silcon based CPUs into magnetic bits and bytes - easily
wiped away .. The man taught with His very Being.
Any who did would be laughed at, of course. If Jesus was real, if
he was a respected preacher (even if respected only by a
small following), his writings would have been most closely
guarded. Many copies would have been made, for the exact same
reason many copies of the later gospels were made. People would
have quoted Jesus's writings, providing further evidence that he
wrote something and what he was alleged to have written.
Assumption and speculation. You assume because he was "a respected
preacher"
the creation of copious writings on His part. But He what if He wasnt'
just
a preacher ..
And the Bible, instead of saying, ``Jesus said,'' it would say,
``Jesus wrote.'' And, even if, as has happened with so many
documents, there should be some questions as to which bits and
pieces somebody might have inserted or removed in later copies,
there would nevertheless be no question of its authenticity.
Yada .. yada
But, like I said, we don't have any of that. Therefore, we can
only conclude that the Jesus of the Bible certainly didn't exist,
and neither did Rabbi Jesus.
You're not being scientific. A good scientist never would "only conclude"
anything - at best a good scientist uses findings to (re)formulate an
hypothesis.
Any Jesus who might have existed was just a dumb illiterate
schmuck whose words were so unimpressive that nobody bothered to
write them down for another generation.
We've already shown that Jesus could write. You haven't even read the
Gospels lately have you? Read the very beginning of Luke, his prolugue:
"Seeing that many others have undertaken to draw up accounts of the events
that have taken place among us ..."
Is /that/ the Jesus y'all are trying to prove really existed?
If there were but a tenth of ancient literal references to anyone other
person from ancient times as there are to Jesus, you be stating
uncategorically and with certainty that they existed beyond a doubt.
Cheers,
b&
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
19 Jul 2005 08:59:13 AM |
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Mary Hogan <hoogy@zoominternet.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Pieb....this is the difference between Torah and Story...
You said:
No, but it is recorded that He wrote in sand - we do much the same
today writing with our silcon based CPUs into magnetic bits and bytes - easily
wiped away .. The man taught with His very Being.
Don't you ever get tired of groping to make the story fit Truth?
Is he/she actually suggesting that the story about Jesus writing in
sand is equivalent to him designing microchips made of silicon from
sand on the beaches?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
19 Jul 2005 08:52:38 AM |
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PlebX <plebx@not.an.address> wrote in alt.atheism
No, but it is recorded that He wrote in sand - we do much the same today
writing with our silcon based CPUs into magnetic bits and bytes - easily
wiped away .. The man taught with His very Being.
Which Bible verse are you talking about when you mention Jesus writing
in the sand?
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www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus: History's Dumbest God |
19 Jul 2005 11:12:46 AM |
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