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Religions > Atheism |
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"Zacharias Mullenstein" |
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02 Feb 2005 08:29:45 PM |
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Jesus is god and you aren't |
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
08 Feb 2005 01:51:12 PM |
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:10:00 -0800, Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net>
wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 10:14:53 -0800, Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net>
wrote:
Douglas Berry wrote:
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 06:17:14 -0800, Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
Zacharias Mullenstein wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't.
I *am* God. So are you. All that groks is God.
Thank you, Michael Valentine Smith.
I'm glad someone got the reference :-P
Blasted Fosterites........
And we all know who the Church of the New Revelation is supposed to be. And
having once visited Salt Lake City, I'd say that Heinlen was spot on.
Hehehehehhehe.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 09:53:32 AM |
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Zacharias Mullenstein wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
LOL!
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Uncle Davey" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 10:04:16 AM |
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Uzytkownik "Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> napisal w wiadomosci
news:36evo3F4v9o50U1@individual.net...
Zacharias Mullenstein wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
LOL!
Mullenstein might get himself tied around his own neck.
Uncle Davey
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
04 Feb 2005 12:55:53 PM |
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Uncle Davey wrote:
Uzytkownik "Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> napisal w wiadomosci
news:36evo3F4v9o50U1@individual.net...
Zacharias Mullenstein wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
LOL!
Mullenstein might get himself tied around his own neck.
Ooo, kinky!
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 12:37:16 AM |
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Zacharias Mullenstein wrote:
You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ.
Hold the embalming fluid, I'll have roasties, peas, broccoli and mint sauce.
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