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"Zacharias Mullenstein" |
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03 Feb 2005 02:29:45 AM |
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Jesus is god and you aren't |
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 09:50:00 AM |
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"Zacharias Mullenstein" <god@is-great.net> wrote in message
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster...
You athiests think you are god
NO...Atheists don't think there is any god at all. We don't think ANYONE is
God.
We don't think we are God; We don't think you are God; We don't think there
is an Allah or Zeus or Jehovah or Potato God...We don't think there are any
gods.
Paraphrases:
1. We think not that there are any gods.
2. We think nothing nor anybody is a god.
3. We think not that a god or gods are.
We think that our opinions on gods are: completely academic because they do
not exist.
~Iain
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 07:23:59 AM |
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"Zacharias Mullenstein" <god@is-great.net> wrote in message
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster...
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
What about atheists though?
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| User: "GlennGlenn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 04:25:42 PM |
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In article <IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster>, Zacharias
Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote:
You athiests think you are god
Yup.
--
GlennGlenn -- aa#825 --
I am not famous, I am notorious. And if I am rich, it is because I have taken
my wages in people.
‹ Quentin Crisp
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 02:43:31 AM |
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On 02 Feb 2005, Zacharias Mullenstein dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
5.0 for the lamb virgin smothered in gravy. It's what's for dinner!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Komin" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 02:48:45 AM |
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Jesus Christ was a scumbag, and liar.
Jesus Christ was an un-employ ,
Jesus Christ begged for food in temples,
Jesus Christ lied.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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03 Feb 2005 03:32:09 AM |
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On 02 Feb 2005, Komin dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Jesus Christ was a scumbag, and liar.
Jesus Christ was an un-employ ,
Jesus Christ begged for food in temples,
Jesus Christ lied.
Besides, he never existed.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 04:50:49 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns95F1C6F78CD22vicman@216.196.97.136:
On 02 Feb 2005, Komin dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Jesus Christ was a scumbag, and liar.
Jesus Christ was an un-employ ,
Jesus Christ begged for food in temples,
Jesus Christ lied.
Besides, he never existed.
Never stopped him before.
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apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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03 Feb 2005 04:50:09 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns95F1BEB93DC45vicman@216.196.97.136:
On 02 Feb 2005, Zacharias Mullenstein dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly
you want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and
their master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy
and dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn
forever. Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the
damned.
5.0 for the lamb virgin smothered in gravy. It's what's for dinner!
Canadian judge gives a 4.6.
The claim of heart burn after the meal detracted points.
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apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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03 Feb 2005 03:27:53 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000 the ET form known as Zacharias
Mullenstein<god@is-great.net> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
That makes Jesus a predator.
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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03 Feb 2005 05:19:49 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
said in alt.atheism:
You athiests think you are god
No, we don't think there *is* a god. Not us, not yours, not any.
--
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H. L. Mencken
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "stoney" |
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06 Feb 2005 02:47:39 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't.
(laughing at the ignorant projecting moron)
God is a fictional character-*****.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 09:31:10 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god? Where do you get
this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we are gods just
because we are without theism. This one genuinely puzzles me
Isn't it strange that Christians always seem to reverse things.
Mythology and invention becomes the truth, darkness become light,
belief becomes knowledge and a two thousand year old fantasy about
a shadowy figure becomes good news. Here is another one, believers
who create a god in their own image and build massive cathedrals with
lofty naves and massive entry doors to house their mighty egos, who
secretly still believe the entire universe revolves around them, the
only intelligent beings in the entire Universe then accuse US the
non-acceptors of this massive ego trip of trying to do the same.
They are the true believers that they are gods. The entire concept
exists only in their self-deluded minds. They make up fantastic ideas
of what their god is and when they cannot substantiate their ludicrous
claims and persuade us to accept all this poppycock they get all
spiteful and nasty and start accusing us all all kinds of nonesense.
They think that this god dances to their tune. They only have to ask
and it will be granted. Life after death in an eternal heaven? No
problem, all the have to do is believe it with all our might and it
will happen. Don't believe and tough luck we are told. And so these
self-deluded gods think they can control their own destiny and
live forever like the gods they think they are.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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03 Feb 2005 02:46:16 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god? Where do you get
this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
"Zacharias" has got to be an atheist troll getting his jollies from sending
mixed messages just for the ah... hell of baiting anyone who will bite. But
my guess is that the issue of self worship is a bit unsettling even to him.
Here is no doubt a futile attempt to address your question about the "daft
notion" that we are god.
"The natural 'inclination' of our mind and will is to seek ourselves. Like
the rapacious spider that sits in the center of his web, we sit in the midst
of our world in a spirit of acquisitiveness. We want men and what men have,
their happiness, their possessions, their honor, their power. All this is
our booty. But we want also from men their love, their respect, their time,
and their sympathy. Our Ego sits like a king enthroned and demands that the
world serve it. My wife, my children, my school, and--yes, even my dear God,
are all to serve 'me.' I am the Lord my God. Some maintain this primacy of
the Ego with delicacy, others coarsely; but all maintain it. So is the
natural man, the unconverted man, the godless, loveless man. If any believes
that I have made too harsh a judgment let him speak for himself. I confess
in any case that I am such a man,--and those I know are such people."
Emil Brunner, Our Faith, p. 84
Denny
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we are gods just
because we are without theism. This one genuinely puzzles me
Isn't it strange that Christians always seem to reverse things.
Mythology and invention becomes the truth, darkness become light,
belief becomes knowledge and a two thousand year old fantasy about
a shadowy figure becomes good news. Here is another one, believers
who create a god in their own image and build massive cathedrals with
lofty naves and massive entry doors to house their mighty egos, who
secretly still believe the entire universe revolves around them, the
only intelligent beings in the entire Universe then accuse US the
non-acceptors of this massive ego trip of trying to do the same.
They are the true believers that they are gods. The entire concept
exists only in their self-deluded minds. They make up fantastic ideas
of what their god is and when they cannot substantiate their ludicrous
claims and persuade us to accept all this poppycock they get all
spiteful and nasty and start accusing us all all kinds of nonesense.
They think that this god dances to their tune. They only have to ask
and it will be granted. Life after death in an eternal heaven? No
problem, all the have to do is believe it with all our might and it
will happen. Don't believe and tough luck we are told. And so these
self-deluded gods think they can control their own destiny and
live forever like the gods they think they are.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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03 Feb 2005 03:09:28 PM |
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:46:16 -0500, dgillesp <dgillesp@nospam.net>
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Les Hellawell wrote:
On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god? Where do you get
this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
"Zacharias" has got to be an atheist troll getting his jollies from sending
mixed messages just for the ah... hell of baiting anyone who will bite. But
my guess is that the issue of self worship is a bit unsettling even to him.
Here is no doubt a futile attempt to address your question about the "daft
notion" that we are god.
"The natural 'inclination' of our mind and will is to seek ourselves. Like
the rapacious spider that sits in the center of his web, we sit in the midst
of our world in a spirit of acquisitiveness. We want men and what men have,
their happiness, their possessions, their honor, their power. All this is
our booty. But we want also from men their love, their respect, their time,
and their sympathy. Our Ego sits like a king enthroned and demands that the
world serve it. My wife, my children, my school, and--yes, even my dear God,
are all to serve 'me.' I am the Lord my God. Some maintain this primacy of
the Ego with delicacy, others coarsely; but all maintain it. So is the
natural man, the unconverted man, the godless, loveless man. If any believes
that I have made too harsh a judgment let him speak for himself. I confess
in any case that I am such a man,--and those I know are such people."
Emil Brunner, Our Faith, p. 84
No wonder you Christians are so confused!
All this is just a wild generalisation and in reality not of much
value. Still if Zarcharias thinks that then it does explain to some
extend his strange view but to take that one massive leap forward and
then regard himself is a bit extreme. Sorry Zac you do not see
yourself when you look at us, you need a mirror for that.
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we are gods just
because we are without theism. This one genuinely puzzles me
Isn't it strange that Christians always seem to reverse things.
Mythology and invention becomes the truth, darkness become light,
belief becomes knowledge and a two thousand year old fantasy about
a shadowy figure becomes good news. Here is another one, believers
who create a god in their own image and build massive cathedrals with
lofty naves and massive entry doors to house their mighty egos, who
secretly still believe the entire universe revolves around them, the
only intelligent beings in the entire Universe then accuse US the
non-acceptors of this massive ego trip of trying to do the same.
They are the true believers that they are gods. The entire concept
exists only in their self-deluded minds. They make up fantastic ideas
of what their god is and when they cannot substantiate their ludicrous
claims and persuade us to accept all this poppycock they get all
spiteful and nasty and start accusing us all all kinds of nonesense.
They think that this god dances to their tune. They only have to ask
and it will be granted. Life after death in an eternal heaven? No
problem, all the have to do is believe it with all our might and it
will happen. Don't believe and tough luck we are told. And so these
self-deluded gods think they can control their own destiny and
live forever like the gods they think they are.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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03 Feb 2005 05:29:13 PM |
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Les Hellawell wrote:
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god?
Where =ADdo you get this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
That's what they're taught by their handlers, Les. The notion goes
like this: "Everybody worships *something*. [Yes, I know, false
premise, but that's what they're taught.] If you don't worship Gawd,
then you worship (1) money (2) sin-of-your-choice or (3) yourself."
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we
are g=ADods just because we are without theism. This one
genuinely puzzles me
It's very common here in 'Murika. I heard it from pulpits all during
my growing-up years. You gotta worship *something*, you know. <Wink>
I like to hoist theists on this petard. When they try to corner me
with this "you gotta worship something, so if you don't worship Gawd,
what do you worship???" nonsense, I answer "Cats. Definitely cats."
They generally shuffle away mumbling when I do that. ;->
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herder
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03 Feb 2005 09:58:19 AM |
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TV's Les Hellawell wrote:
On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god? Where do you get
this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we are gods just
because we are without theism. This one genuinely puzzles me
begin
Isn't it strange that Christians always seem to reverse things.
Mythology and invention becomes the truth, darkness become light,
belief becomes knowledge and a two thousand year old fantasy about
a shadowy figure becomes good news. Here is another one, believers
who create a god in their own image and build massive cathedrals with
lofty naves and massive entry doors to house their mighty egos, who
secretly still believe the entire universe revolves around them, the
only intelligent beings in the entire Universe then accuse US the
non-acceptors of this massive ego trip of trying to do the same.
They are the true believers that they are gods. The entire concept
exists only in their self-deluded minds. They make up fantastic ideas
of what their god is and when they cannot substantiate their ludicrous
claims and persuade us to accept all this poppycock they get all
spiteful and nasty and start accusing us all all kinds of nonesense.
They think that this god dances to their tune. They only have to ask
and it will be granted. Life after death in an eternal heaven? No
problem, all the have to do is believe it with all our might and it
will happen. Don't believe and tough luck we are told. And so these
self-deluded gods think they can control their own destiny and
live forever like the gods they think they are.
end
2d's?
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Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast -
Meatwad
Get off your fuckin' cross. We need the fuckin' space to nail the next fool
martyr - Tool, "Eulogy"
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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03 Feb 2005 10:07:05 AM |
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towelie wrote:
TV's Les Hellawell wrote:
On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god? Where do you get
this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we are gods just
because we are without theism. This one genuinely puzzles me
begin
Isn't it strange that Christians always seem to reverse things.
Mythology and invention becomes the truth, darkness become light,
belief becomes knowledge and a two thousand year old fantasy about
a shadowy figure becomes good news. Here is another one, believers
who create a god in their own image and build massive cathedrals with
lofty naves and massive entry doors to house their mighty egos, who
secretly still believe the entire universe revolves around them, the
only intelligent beings in the entire Universe then accuse US the
non-acceptors of this massive ego trip of trying to do the same.
They are the true believers that they are gods. The entire concept
exists only in their self-deluded minds. They make up fantastic ideas
of what their god is and when they cannot substantiate their ludicrous
claims and persuade us to accept all this poppycock they get all
spiteful and nasty and start accusing us all all kinds of nonesense.
They think that this god dances to their tune. They only have to ask
and it will be granted. Life after death in an eternal heaven? No
problem, all the have to do is believe it with all our might and it
will happen. Don't believe and tough luck we are told. And so these
self-deluded gods think they can control their own destiny and
live forever like the gods they think they are.
end
2d's?
Seconded!
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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06 Feb 2005 01:31:14 PM |
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In article <dJCdnaQqAoBUapzfRVnyiA@brightview.com>,
sanguinevikings <spam@spam.not> wrote:
towelie wrote:
TV's Les Hellawell wrote:
On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net>
wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Why do you people keep claiming we think we are god? Where do you get
this daft notion from? Please explain if you can.
I cannot see any possible reason why we would think we are gods just
because we are without theism. This one genuinely puzzles me
begin
Isn't it strange that Christians always seem to reverse things.
Mythology and invention becomes the truth, darkness become light,
belief becomes knowledge and a two thousand year old fantasy about
a shadowy figure becomes good news. Here is another one, believers
who create a god in their own image and build massive cathedrals with
lofty naves and massive entry doors to house their mighty egos, who
secretly still believe the entire universe revolves around them, the
only intelligent beings in the entire Universe then accuse US the
non-acceptors of this massive ego trip of trying to do the same.
They are the true believers that they are gods. The entire concept
exists only in their self-deluded minds. They make up fantastic ideas
of what their god is and when they cannot substantiate their ludicrous
claims and persuade us to accept all this poppycock they get all
spiteful and nasty and start accusing us all all kinds of nonesense.
They think that this god dances to their tune. They only have to ask
and it will be granted. Life after death in an eternal heaven? No
problem, all the have to do is believe it with all our might and it
will happen. Don't believe and tough luck we are told. And so these
self-deluded gods think they can control their own destiny and
live forever like the gods they think they are.
end
2d's?
Seconded!
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "JPG" |
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03 Feb 2005 08:37:01 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote:
You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy
Does that include mint sauce and rosemary, with roasted potatoes, carrots and
brussels sprouts?
JPG
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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05 Feb 2005 06:07:02 AM |
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In article <hio301hpjqh8b691n5mh5icqvhbsua2vbq@4ax.com>,
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
On 3 Feb 2005 02:29:45 -0000, Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote:
You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy
Does that include mint sauce and rosemary, with roasted potatoes, carrots and
brussels sprouts?
JPG
You forgot the bottomless cup of wine <circle R>. (Grape juice may be
substituted for the wine, for members of some heretical sects.)
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Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 04:12:03 AM |
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TV's Zacharias Mullenstein wrote:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid,
I didn't know Jesus liked to get wet.
Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
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Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast -
Meatwad
Get off your fuckin' cross. We need the fuckin' space to nail the next fool
martyr - Tool, "Eulogy"
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 04:48:22 AM |
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Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly
you want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and
their master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy
and dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn
forever. Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the
damned.
Have you any idea of what you just said? Or is this just a confused
regurgitation compiled from a number of creationist web sites?
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 03:36:01 AM |
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Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't.
And how do you know what us "athiests" think? Are you a mind reader?
No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves.
What makes you think we (I) want to be god?
You don't need athiest and their
master Satan.
Your god Satan is just as imaginary as your other god Jesus and his
father YHWH.
You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ.
Bwahahahahahahaha. I thought you were serious until I read this. Who's
pulling our chains this time? Com'on, who are you really?
Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Oh, now that's a pleasant image.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
04 Feb 2005 11:19:19 AM |
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:36:01 GMT, Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
And how do you know what us "athiests" think? Are you a mind reader?
Nope, you reveal those hilarious words every day.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
04 Feb 2005 09:10:15 PM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:0fm6011ala7dbav5spfur8c8s14h0enjhl@4ax.com:
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 03:36:01 GMT, Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
And how do you know what us "athiests" think? Are you a mind reader?
Nope, you reveal those hilarious words every day.
Obviously it still hasn't sunk in for you to understand, even if you read
it every day.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 02:53:26 AM |
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Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Fucking retard.
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Enkidu AA# 2165
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then where does evil come from?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Attributed to Epicurus 341-270 B.C.E.
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
03 Feb 2005 04:53:16 AM |
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Enkidu <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in
news:Xns95F1C02E6AA2F255229@130.133.1.4:
Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly
you want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and
their master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy
and dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn
forever. Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the
damned.
Fucking retard.
You really think so? The only fucking he gets is probably self
inflicted.
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apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
06 Feb 2005 03:03:50 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 04:53:16 GMT, Gary Bohn
<garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote:
Enkidu <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in
news:Xns95F1C02E6AA2F255229@130.133.1.4:
Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly
you want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and
their master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy
and dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn
forever. Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the
damned.
Fucking retard.
You really think so? The only fucking he gets is probably self
inflicted.
Doubt it, 'self' has standards.........
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
06 Feb 2005 03:02:47 AM |
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On 3 Feb 2005 02:53:26 GMT, Enkidu <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote:
Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Fucking retard.
It isn't that educated.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus is god and you aren't |
04 Feb 2005 12:08:15 AM |
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Zacharias Mullenstein <god@is-great.net> wrote in
news:IJMYIY7138385.8919791667@si93kru1.poster:
You athiests think you are god, but you aren't. No matter how badly you
want to be and worship yourselves. You don't need athiest and their
master Satan. You need the One lamb virgin smothered in gravy and
dipped in embalming fluid, Jesus Christ. Or else you'll burn forever.
Jesus gets his power from the cries and screams of the damned.
Weak.
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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