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"Elroy Willis" |
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10 Jan 2005 05:18:03 PM |
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Jesus Restores Right Hand in Philippines |
PHILIPPINES (EAP) -- A 31-year-old Christian man who at age 22
chopped off his own right hand because of a Bible verse has shown
signs of growing a new hand after taking experimental gene therapy in
a Philippine clinic.
After two months of injections into the stump of his right hand,
it appears that the wrist and finger bones are beginning to slowly
grow back.
"This is a real breakthrough," said Dr. Huang Lo Shinto, who's been
experimenting with extracted genes from several species of newts and
lizards which can re-grow severed tails and limbs.
"I can feel my fingers growing and tingling," said Timothy Ringstobs,
father of a new baby girl, who claims that his prayers have been
answered in more ways than one, and that it's a miracle from God.
"I gave my life to Jesus when I was 21, and while reading scripture
one day I saw a passage about Jesus telling people to chop off their
hand if it causes them trouble, so that's what I did. I had a
compulsive urge to masturbate back then, and felt guilty about it all
the time, so I took the advice of Jesus."
"While I was at the hospital getting sewn up, I met my new wife
who was there because she'd plucked out her left eye with a salad
fork, and when we met I realized it was a match made in heaven.
She's now the first love of my life after Jesus. We got married three
months later and I no longer have my earlier problem. We have a
beautiful new three-month-old baby girl that I want to be able to hold
and feel with both hands."
"Thanks to the work of Dr. Shinto and the love of Jesus, my prayers
are actually coming true," he said.
Shinto says that the small stubs appearing on the end of the severed
limb are a good sign, but he also says that Mr. Ringstobs shouldn't
get his hopes up too high at this stage of development.
"I don't know exactly what the hand or fingers will look like if they
grow back all the way. They might resemble the fingers of a
newt, or they might be normal human fingers, I can't be sure," Shinto
said.
"I understand the potential problems and dangers and am willing to
take the risks," Ringstobs told local reporters when asked why he
decided to undergo such an experimental procedure.
When asked for her comments, Mrs. Ringstobs said that she fully
supports her husband and Dr. Shinto.
"I was afraid our baby might be born without a right hand but Dr.
Shinto cleared up that mistake in my mind, and I now trust him with my
husband's life and his new right hand as well," she said.
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Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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11 Jan 2005 10:35:42 AM |
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"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:48:58 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 08:27:22 -0600, Elroy Willis wrote
(in article <2tn7u0lsjks1ppasf9nn3vpv4sr1jeo1gg@4ax.com>):
chibiabos <chib@nospam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
months later and I no longer have my earlier problem.
We have a
beautiful new three-month-old baby girl that I want to
be able to hold
and feel with both hands."
Um, suuure he does. . . .
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story
starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
Another great EAP news story, Elroy! But, since you're
looking for
constructive criticism, I'd say the flow is interupted
when Tim uses
the word "masturbate." Real Christians? would never be
so open and
actually say the word for autoerotica out loud. They
have to use other,
more innocuous euphemisms like "bake my own muffins" or
something
equally lame.
What exactly do the sexually repressed Christians call it
these days
anyway?
Having a Wank with the help of Hank, my right hand man?
I think "sin of Onan" would probably cover it.
Actually, no. Onan pulled it out - which was a major no-no
for a
tribal society that needed as many births as it could get.
I knew someone who called his budgerigar Onan.
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Back then the usual term for masturbation was self abuse - abu
sing yourself (myself, himself, etc.) I've been out of touch
with the "full gospel" types for several decades now, so they
could have come up with some new euphemism by now.
--
Marvin
To reply, burn off fog.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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11 Jan 2005 10:57:13 PM |
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Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Back then the usual term for masturbation was self abuse - abu
sing yourself (myself, himself, etc.) I've been out of touch
with the "full gospel" types for several decades now, so they
could have come up with some new euphemism by now.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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12 Jan 2005 05:24:26 AM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:57:13 -0600, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <J62Fd.968$8Z1.211@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Yes. In 1st grade, Catholic school.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"Jesus loves you, but Cthulu thinks you're part of a nutritious
breakfast."-Dr. Smartass
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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12 Jan 2005 06:05:30 AM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE0A650A001DEE90F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:57:13 -0600, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <J62Fd.968$8Z1.211@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Yes. In 1st grade, Catholic school.
1st grade?!?!? Hoo boy, I can't wait until my nephew comes home next year
babbling about that!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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12 Jan 2005 11:19:25 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE0A650A001DEE90F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:57:13 -0600, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <J62Fd.968$8Z1.211@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Yes. In 1st grade, Catholic school.
1st grade?!?!? Hoo boy, I can't wait until my nephew comes home next
year babbling about that!
We got it in the 8th grade. Boys, one at a time, girls in a group.
I've known several women who believed what the nuns told them. They married
men who believed what the priest told them. They never enjoyed sex and for
many it was a painful experience until somebody took more than 30 seconds
after practicing Catholic foreplay.
Catholic foreplay:
"BRACE YOURSELF BRIDGET.!!!"
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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12 Jan 2005 11:25:26 AM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 17:19:25 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE0A650A001DEE90F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:57:13 -0600, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <J62Fd.968$8Z1.211@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Yes. In 1st grade, Catholic school.
1st grade?!?!? Hoo boy, I can't wait until my nephew comes home next
year babbling about that!
We got it in the 8th grade. Boys, one at a time, girls in a group.
I've known several women who believed what the nuns told them. They married
men who believed what the priest told them. They never enjoyed sex and for
many it was a painful experience until somebody took more than 30 seconds
after practicing Catholic foreplay.
Catholic foreplay:
"BRACE YOURSELF BRIDGET.!!!"
Australian foreplay:
"G'day, Shiela"
"G'Day, Bruce"
"Fancy a screw, Shiela?"
"Go on, you smooth talking *****, you talked me into it"
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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12 Jan 2005 06:37:37 PM |
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Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 17:19:25 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE0A650A001DEE90F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:57:13 -0600, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <J62Fd.968$8Z1.211@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Yes. In 1st grade, Catholic school.
1st grade?!?!? Hoo boy, I can't wait until my nephew comes home next
year babbling about that!
We got it in the 8th grade. Boys, one at a time, girls in a group.
I've known several women who believed what the nuns told them. They
married men who believed what the priest told them. They never
enjoyed sex and for many it was a painful experience until somebody
took more than 30 seconds after practicing Catholic foreplay.
Catholic foreplay:
"BRACE YOURSELF BRIDGET.!!!"
Australian foreplay:
"G'day, Shiela"
"G'Day, Bruce"
"Fancy a screw, Shiela?"
"Go on, you smooth talking *****, you talked me into it"
OR
"If all you all you want to do is talk about it, I'm going home with Jack."
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| User: "LanaXZR" |
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12 Jan 2005 07:23:44 AM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:57:13 -0600, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <J62Fd.968$8Z1.211@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Marvin wrote:
You're correct, but Onan's story was the justification for the
holy prohibition when I was entering adolescence a half
century ago. Girls and boys were kept separated for these
talks, by the way. Onan's act would be hard to apply to
girls, I'd think. I'll have to ask my wife how guilt was
inflicted on them. It surely had to be. What's holiness
without guilt?
Did you get the "Boys are animals and girls don't like sex talk"?
Yes. In 1st grade, Catholic school.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"Jesus loves you, but Cthulu thinks you're part of a nutritious
breakfast."-Dr. Smartass
This is one of the more ignorant myths perpetuated by the Catholics. It leaves
girls completely unprepared for their natural urges. No one warned me that I'd
want to do the bad things too! And since no one ever talked about this stuff, I
was sure I was the only girl who felt this way and there must be something evil
about me.
Girls were taught to feel doubly guilty because they were responsible for the
boys' "bad" urges in the first place and were then to blame if anthing
happened.
And masterbation was even more serious for girls because they weren't supposed
to want to do that anyway.
Lana (sad to think there are still people filling kids' heads with this
nonsense)
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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11 Jan 2005 06:43:57 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:58:26 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> said in alt.atheism:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:48:58 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
I think "sin of Onan" would probably cover it.
Actually, no. Onan pulled it out - which was a major no-no for a
tribal society that needed as many births as it could get.
Actually, "the sin of Onan" really refers to Onan's refusal to obey
god's order that he impregnate his sister-in-law, not the pulling out
per se.
But most Christians think it refers to "spilling one's seed on the
ground", so that it covers masturbation too.
--
"religion did for *****, what Stonehenge did for rocks"
- The World Famous Tink
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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12 Jan 2005 05:26:18 AM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:43:57 -0600, Al Klein wrote
(in article <bjs8u091n8sudtkpkh4g4e12ros3nld82f@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:58:26 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> said in alt.atheism:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:48:58 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
I think "sin of Onan" would probably cover it.
Actually, no. Onan pulled it out - which was a major no-no for a
tribal society that needed as many births as it could get.
Actually, "the sin of Onan" really refers to Onan's refusal to obey
god's order that he impregnate his sister-in-law, not the pulling out
per se.
But most Christians think it refers to "spilling one's seed on the
ground", so that it covers masturbation too.
Since most Christians have not read their bible, or comprehended it if they
have, it is correct to say that most Christians do confuse it with "spilling
one's seed on the ground."
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"Nothing can stand up to atheistic critical examination. You guys are the
proctologists of Religion." - angelicusrex
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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10 Jan 2005 05:41:38 PM |
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On 10 Jan 2005, Elroy Willis dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Man, you almost caught me again...
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Hebrews 11:1
Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not
seen.
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| User: "satyr" |
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11 Jan 2005 12:14:46 AM |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:18:03 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
PHILIPPINES (EAP) -- A 31-year-old Christian man who at age 22
chopped off his own right hand because of a Bible verse has shown
signs of growing a new hand after taking experimental gene therapy in
a Philippine clinic.
<snip>
Doesn't this so-called Christian realize that he is defying God? God
had him cut off the hand for a reason - to avoid temptation - and
rewarded him with a new wife. As soon as that hand grows back and the
infant starts screaming, our hero is going to dump Miss One-eye for
Rosie Palm and he's out of there.
(Nice one Elroy.)
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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10 Jan 2005 06:19:07 PM |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:18:03 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
For those of us in the know, the (EAP) was the tipoff, Elroy... ;-)
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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10 Jan 2005 07:23:40 PM |
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raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
For those of us in the know, the (EAP) was the tipoff, Elroy... ;-)
But some of my stories are really true!
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Olrik" |
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10 Jan 2005 10:14:15 PM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
For those of us in the know, the (EAP) was the tipoff, Elroy... ;-)
But some of my stories are really true!
Name *one*!
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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10 Jan 2005 07:55:56 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 01:23:40 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
For those of us in the know, the (EAP) was the tipoff, Elroy... ;-)
But some of my stories are really true!
Reminds me of the BBC classic "Yes, Minister", with Cabinet Minister
Jim Hacker complaining to Civil Servant Humphrey Appleby that he had
fed him an identical line of BS a week or so ago, to which Humphrey
indignantly replied, "Yes, Minister, but this time it's *true*!"...
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10 Jan 2005 06:14:14 PM |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:18:03 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> in
news message <d806u0he8tbkduljve929jtimon42cf839@4ax.com> wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
I think you have the makings of another urban legend.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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10 Jan 2005 08:23:55 PM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:18:03 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> in
news message <d806u0he8tbkduljve929jtimon42cf839@4ax.com> wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
I think you have the makings of another urban legend.
The salad fork was the moment where I looked back to see the EAP byline.
Well done, Elroy, once again. Hats off to you. (Hats, not hands!)
Kathy aa #1802
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11 Jan 2005 11:50:53 AM |
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Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> in news message wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
I think you have the makings of another urban legend.
I did a bit of embellishing at the following:
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news/righthand.html
What do you think?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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12 Jan 2005 06:17:30 PM |
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Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in
news:o348u0p1499cqhn2le9koce2i2aptm3eub@4ax.com:
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news/righthand.html
Do they have 911 in the Philippines?
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11 Jan 2005 01:06:30 PM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> in news message wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts
becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
I think you have the makings of another urban legend.
I did a bit of embellishing at the following:
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news/righthand.html
What do you think?
<laughing> The circular saw may have been a bit too much, but I think
it adds just the right amount of fundarealism to the story.
I keep waiting for a punchline description of the wife such as:
"<something>," Mrs. Ringstob said while gazing happily with her
beautiful blue eye at her newborn.
Love it.
Liz #658 BAAWA
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11 Jan 2005 01:18:03 AM |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:18:03 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
You got me completely. Trouble is, I'm growing to believe religious nutters
capable of just about anything. And humans *do* still have the genes to regrow
limbs. They're not expressed due to the need to create scar tissue, to prevent
cancer and to help the immune system (see New Scientist, 27 Sep 2003).
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Levy Oates
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
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11 Jan 2005 09:30:58 AM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 07:18:03 +0000, Levy Oates
<levy_oates@hotmail.com> wrote:
You got me completely. Trouble is, I'm growing to believe religious nutters
Amen to that. I wouldn't have been *too* surprised if it happened
tomorrow.
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11 Jan 2005 04:09:23 AM |
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TV's Elroy Willis wrote:
<snip>
Is the salad fork in the eye the first place the story starts becoming
unbelievable, or is it earlier on?
As soon as I saw your name, my skeptic alarm went off.
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"Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast" -
Meatwad
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Restores Right Hand in Philippines |
16 Jan 2005 03:58:30 AM |
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[posted and mailed]
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> astounded us with:
news:d806u0he8tbkduljve929jtimon42cf839@4ax.com:
PHILIPPINES (EAP) -- A 31-year-old Christian man who at age 22
chopped off his own right hand because of a Bible verse has shown
signs of growing a new hand after taking experimental gene therapy in
a Philippine clinic.
Hallelujah!!! Praise DE LAAWD! Trooly he works in mysterious and fucked up
ways.....
Oh, BTW, the gene therapy is a blind to de Laawd's work....
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
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| User: "Randy Day" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Restores Right Hand in Philippines |
16 Jan 2005 11:08:44 AM |
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Phÿltêr wrote:
[posted and mailed]
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> astounded us with:
news:d806u0he8tbkduljve929jtimon42cf839@4ax.com:
PHILIPPINES (EAP) -- A 31-year-old Christian man who at age 22
chopped off his own right hand because of a Bible verse has shown
signs of growing a new hand after taking experimental gene therapy in
a Philippine clinic.
Hallelujah!!! Praise DE LAAWD! Trooly he works in mysterious and fucked up
ways.....
Oh, BTW, the gene therapy is a blind to de Laawd's work....
<ahem> EAP <cough>
--
R
Atheist Chair,
EAC Disciplinary Committee
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| User: "The WJR22" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Restores Right Hand in Philippines |
23 Jan 2005 12:44:39 AM |
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On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:08:44 -0600, Randy Day <ruthal@sasktel.nex>
wrote:
Phÿltêr wrote:
[posted and mailed]
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> astounded us with:
news:d806u0he8tbkduljve929jtimon42cf839@4ax.com:
PHILIPPINES (EAP) -- A 31-year-old Christian man who at age 22
chopped off his own right hand because of a Bible verse has shown
signs of growing a new hand after taking experimental gene therapy in
a Philippine clinic.
Hallelujah!!! Praise DE LAAWD! Trooly he works in mysterious and fucked up
ways.....
Oh, BTW, the gene therapy is a blind to de Laawd's work....
<ahem> EAP <cough>
Too bad he didn't follow Jesus' advice in Matthew 19;12 too.
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