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"Helper" |
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19 Oct 2006 09:35:24 AM |
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Jesus saves |
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
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| User: "Rob Brown" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 12:43:25 PM |
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"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have >eternal life.
Wouldn't it be nice if there were only one who believed that nonsense?
Confess your sins
Sins? I don't have any of those. Your rules apply only to your club
members, not me.
to Jesus
Duck! Here comes a J bomb. Oh....it was just another proxy dud.
and let He be your saviour and you will get to the heaven.
How infantile. I don't feel even the slightest bit motivated to join your
club of self righteous hypocrites.
Rob Brown
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| User: "Big Dave" |
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19 Oct 2006 09:59:04 AM |
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"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
How original!
Dave
#2217
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 02:18:39 PM |
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"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
If 'God' wants me to believe in 'Jesus', why doesn't he get off his big fat
supernatural butt, come down to earth, and tell me that HIMSELF? What? Too
busy being non-existent, is he?
I'll be confessing my 'sins to Jesus on the same day 'God' apologizes to the
entire world for what he and his 'buddy', Satan, allowed to happen to poor
'Job'. What? 'God' is 'God' and he doesn't have to apologize to *anyone* for
his depraved behavior? Well! No one has to 'pray' to, worship, or 'adore'
this patently malevolent 'God' *either*, does one? (That is, unless you
would suffer *eternal* pain and suffering for *not* doing so, of course. Now
aren't you glad he's only make-believe?)
Jesus, I'm afraid to inform you, died -- and stayed dead. If you believe
dead people can be raised from the dead and share a meal with live people
who don't run out of the building screaming their fool heads off, you'll
believe *anything*! Now there's this 'King' who once died and is said to
have come back to life (who was 'seen by many' and his home turned into a
'shrine'). Only *this* 'King' could sing his ***** off on occasion. Could
*Jesus* do that? I didn't think so! Joey Ramone, he was not.
'Heaven'? What's that? Is that the place you go to be stuck with people you
barely tolerate -- forever?
Greywolf
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| User: "Bill Dunkenfield" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 04:32:14 PM |
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Greywolf wrote:
"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
If 'God' wants me to believe in 'Jesus', why doesn't he get off his big fat
supernatural butt, come down to earth, and tell me that HIMSELF? What? Too
busy being non-existent, is he?
I'll be confessing my 'sins to Jesus on the same day 'God' apologizes to the
entire world for what he and his 'buddy', Satan, allowed to happen to poor
'Job'. What? 'God' is 'God' and he doesn't have to apologize to *anyone* for
his depraved behavior? Well! No one has to 'pray' to, worship, or 'adore'
this patently malevolent 'God' *either*, does one? (That is, unless you
would suffer *eternal* pain and suffering for *not* doing so, of course. Now
aren't you glad he's only make-believe?)
Jesus, I'm afraid to inform you, died -- and stayed dead. If you believe
dead people can be raised from the dead and share a meal with live people
who don't run out of the building screaming their fool heads off, you'll
believe *anything*! Now there's this 'King' who once died and is said to
have come back to life (who was 'seen by many' and his home turned into a
'shrine'). Only *this* 'King' could sing his ***** off on occasion. Could
*Jesus* do that? I didn't think so! Joey Ramone, he was not.
'Heaven'? What's that? Is that the place you go to be stuck with people you
barely tolerate -- forever?
Greywolf
Jesus saves?
Does he clip coupons or use a discount card?
JAM
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 07:32:00 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:32:14 -0400, Bill Dunkenfield
<BillDunkenfield@nospam.net> wrote:
- Refer: <4537EEDE.C829938@nospam.net>
Greywolf wrote:
"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
If 'God' wants me to believe in 'Jesus', why doesn't he get off his big fat
supernatural butt, come down to earth, and tell me that HIMSELF? What? Too
busy being non-existent, is he?
I'll be confessing my 'sins to Jesus on the same day 'God' apologizes to the
entire world for what he and his 'buddy', Satan, allowed to happen to poor
'Job'. What? 'God' is 'God' and he doesn't have to apologize to *anyone* for
his depraved behavior? Well! No one has to 'pray' to, worship, or 'adore'
this patently malevolent 'God' *either*, does one? (That is, unless you
would suffer *eternal* pain and suffering for *not* doing so, of course. Now
aren't you glad he's only make-believe?)
Jesus, I'm afraid to inform you, died -- and stayed dead. If you believe
dead people can be raised from the dead and share a meal with live people
who don't run out of the building screaming their fool heads off, you'll
believe *anything*! Now there's this 'King' who once died and is said to
have come back to life (who was 'seen by many' and his home turned into a
'shrine'). Only *this* 'King' could sing his ***** off on occasion. Could
*Jesus* do that? I didn't think so! Joey Ramone, he was not.
'Heaven'? What's that? Is that the place you go to be stuck with people you
barely tolerate -- forever?
Greywolf
Jesus saves?
Does he clip coupons or use a discount card?
EFTPOS shekel deposits these days.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 07:31:20 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:18:39 -0500, "Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <12jfjsobrenu47e@corp.supernews.com>
"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
If 'God' wants me to believe in 'Jesus', why doesn't he get off his big fat
supernatural butt, come down to earth, and tell me that HIMSELF? What? Too
busy being non-existent, is he?
I find it somewhat risible that this "god" maniac always chooses
messengers with less intelligence than a squashed apricot, and less
communication skills than an especially dim boulder.
I'll be confessing my 'sins to Jesus on the same day 'God' apologizes to the
entire world for what he and his 'buddy', Satan, allowed to happen to poor
'Job'. What? 'God' is 'God' and he doesn't have to apologize to *anyone* for
his depraved behavior? Well! No one has to 'pray' to, worship, or 'adore'
this patently malevolent 'God' *either*, does one? (That is, unless you
would suffer *eternal* pain and suffering for *not* doing so, of course. Now
aren't you glad he's only make-believe?)
Jesus, I'm afraid to inform you, died -- and stayed dead. If you believe
dead people can be raised from the dead and share a meal with live people
who don't run out of the building screaming their fool heads off, you'll
believe *anything*! Now there's this 'King' who once died and is said to
have come back to life (who was 'seen by many' and his home turned into a
'shrine'). Only *this* 'King' could sing his ***** off on occasion. Could
*Jesus* do that? I didn't think so! Joey Ramone, he was not.
'Heaven'? What's that? Is that the place you go to be stuck with people you
barely tolerate -- forever?
Greywolf
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 03:54:10 PM |
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"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
That's nice.
And bugger off. There's a good boy.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 07:33:46 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 16:54:10 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <4pq6nmFjrohmU1@individual.net>
"Helper" <-@-.-> wrote in message
news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net...
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to
the heaven.
That's nice.
And bugger off. There's a good boy.
He's not a good boy, he's very naughty!
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| User: "JPG" |
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19 Oct 2006 10:19:24 AM |
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.... but Pontius Pilate scores with the rebound.
latest scores ...
Messiahs 0 Romans 1
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 07:14:03 PM |
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Helper <-@-.-> writes:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life. Confess
your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get to the heaven.
Jesus saves...but Gaborik grabs the rebound and top-shelfs him with a
vengeance...the game is over after 25 seconds of overtime!
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: San Antonio 5, Houston 4 (SO) (October 15)
NEXT GAME: Friday, October 20 at Grand Rapids, 6:05
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 06:37:48 PM |
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Helper <-@-.-> wrote in news:U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net:
Subject: Jesus saves
GRETZKY SCORES!!
--
Doc Smartass
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of
words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people
who must use the words. - Philip K. *****
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: ...and takes half damage. |
19 Oct 2006 01:07:51 PM |
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Helper to brainwashing:
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Your god, if it could exist, would be the supreme sadist of the universe.
The only "eternal life" such a monster could wish we have would be one of
eternal pain.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
Any evidence for that? No? Then get lost.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 06:04:30 PM |
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Helper wrote:
<snip>
Jesus saves, is that an armour save, magic save or ward save?
What's the saving throw?
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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20 Oct 2006 08:17:07 AM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 16:04:30 -0700, "Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Helper wrote:
<snip>
Jesus saves, is that an armour save, magic save or ward save?
What's the saving throw?
Saving as in saving the need to think for yourself?
It seems to work
--
Les Hellawell
Greetings from:
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "kingdoodlesquat" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
20 Oct 2006 10:25:05 AM |
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I once saw a banner in the FA cup final (large soccer tournament for those
from the US) which read "Jesus Saves, but Keegan scores from the rebound".
Happy days before we were subjected to religious terrorism. I'm thankful it
wasn't directed at Islam, there would have been protests in other countries
for months after screaming for death.
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 09:55:20 AM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
Moron!
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 11:51:14 AM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
FOAPOTTOS, god-botherer.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 09:14:17 PM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
I call Loki.
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 03:13:44 PM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
Please provide verifiable evidence that any gods exist. Said evidence
must be extra-Biblical.
Thanks loads,
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotcom dot net
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 07:33:16 PM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 13:13:44 -0700, "skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net>
wrote:
- Refer: <1161288823.996192.20680@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
Please provide verifiable evidence that any gods exist. Said evidence
must be extra-Biblical.
He is so ignorant that he probably thinks that "extra-Biblical" means
"really, really biblical".
Thanks loads,
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 06:02:31 PM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
Sign up to the money-eater (tm) loan today. 300%APR, but you get a free
watch.
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Robert" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 09:51:16 AM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
So you need to offer a big prize (eternal life) in order to get people
to join your gang?
Nah, I don't think I'll bother thanks.
Robert
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 11:38:29 AM |
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"Robert" <robert.mcdonald@ges.gla.ac.uk> wrote in
news:1161269476.118840.6990@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
So you need to offer a big prize (eternal life) in order to get people
to join your gang?
Nah, I don't think I'll bother thanks.
More thna that, their leader beats up members of rival gangs after they
die.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
anything.
-- unknown
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| User: "" |
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20 Oct 2006 10:23:56 PM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "cactus" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 10:55:25 AM |
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Helper wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
Confess your grammatical sins and maybe you'll make it.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves |
19 Oct 2006 06:36:57 PM |
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In article <U2MZg.9297$0l7.5397@reader1.news.jippii.net>,
Helper <-@-.-> wrote:
Dear friends,
God wants that the one who believes in Jesus would have eternal life.
Confess your sins to Jesus and let He be your saviour and you will get
to the heaven.
This doesn't help.
I'm not interested in eternal life, and I don't believe eternal
existence is possible, let alone a reality. I don't believe in God, and
there's no such thing as sin. If I harm anyone, I will go to that person
and ask for his/her forgiveness -- no other entity need be involved.
There... I think I covered all your talking points both politely and
accurately.
Take care and do try to be more helpful in the future, eh what?
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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19 Oct 2006 10:12:38 AM |
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Moses invests.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed
to ignore totally all the patient findings of thinking minds through all
the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant
people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking
among us who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all, who
would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us, who would invade
our schools and libraries and homes.
- Isaac Asimov
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/
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| User: "Rusty Sites" |
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19 Oct 2006 04:46:11 PM |
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Al Klein wrote:
Moses invests.
Yeah. I was really disappointed in this post. I was expecting some
really inspired financial planning advice.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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19 Oct 2006 07:00:17 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:46:11 -0700, Rusty Sites
<SpamMeSucker@xemaps.com> wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
Moses invests.
Yeah. I was really disappointed in this post. I was expecting some
really inspired financial planning advice.
If we could invest in stupidity we could retire in 30 days.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed
to ignore totally all the patient findings of thinking minds through all
the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant
people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking
among us who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all, who
would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us, who would invade
our schools and libraries and homes.
- Isaac Asimov
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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20 Oct 2006 01:00:07 AM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:00:17 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <sb4gj29lrpm52m3m47if0jkifsm8bf3ii9@4ax.com>
On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:46:11 -0700, Rusty Sites
<SpamMeSucker@xemaps.com> wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
Moses invests.
Yeah. I was really disappointed in this post. I was expecting some
really inspired financial planning advice.
If we could invest in stupidity we could retire in 30 days.
People like Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn and so on have done exactly
that.
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