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"a_messenger" |
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03 Dec 2007 09:54:56 AM |
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Jesus saves, believe in Him |
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
04 Dec 2007 06:53:00 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:59:03 GMT, "_ G O D _" <DEMIGOD@TELUS.NET>
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"William Wingstedt" <William_Wingstedt@comcast.net> wrote
news:475456db.536640127@Newsgroups.Comcast.net...
"_ G O D _" wrote:
"William Wingstedt" <William_Wingstedt@comcast.net> wrote
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a_messenger <correct_scope@yahoo.com> wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Are you the one who believes? You are one lucky sumvabitch,
then. Us mere mortals will have to resort to technological means
to achieve eternal life in paradise *before we die.
Although I'm quite skeptical about the need of
achieving a life in eternal paradise after death,
I still don't approve of having it *before we die*...
I'm not entirely sold on the idea, but I'm willing to at least try it
out.
Albert Einstein once said in his famous theory
of relativity, that such life is only "in your head"....
Well, then...I must say I rather like it so far. Keep it coming...I'll
turn the lights off when I'm done.
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I intend to last long enough to put out of business all *****-suckers
and other beneficiaries of the institutionalized slavery and genocide.
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"The army that will defeat terrorism doesn't wear uniforms, or drive
Humvees, or calls in air-strikes. It doesn't have a high command, or
high security, or a high budget. The army that can defeat terrorism
does battle quietly, clearing minefields and vaccinating children. It
undermines military dictatorships and military lobbyists. It subverts
sweatshops and special interests.Where people feel powerless, it
helps them organize for change, and where people are powerful, it
reminds them of their responsibility." ~~~~ Author Unknown ~~~~
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
04 Dec 2007 01:07:02 AM |
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On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 07:54:56 -0800 (PST), a_messenger
<correct_scope@yahoo.com> wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Believe in Harry Potter, the son of the Minerva, who died on
school-crossing for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
It's all a con, skippy.
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
03 Dec 2007 11:01:42 AM |
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On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 07:54:56 -0800 (PST), a_messenger
<correct_scope@yahoo.com> wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Go ***** yourself, in-our-face stupid, brainwashed moron.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
03 Dec 2007 10:17:26 AM |
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On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 07:54:56 -0800 (PST), a_messenger
<correct_scope@yahoo.com> wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Why should we believe this?
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"Faith may not move mountains, but you should see what it does to skyscrapers..."
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| User: "Michael" |
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03 Dec 2007 07:51:15 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:17:26 -0500, raven1 wrote:
Why should we believe this?
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*Finally* a meaningful reply, although of course, nothing in particular
has been proposed for you to believe. Some weeks ago Jesus (Lopez)
barbecued chicken for the employees and it was really good eating.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
04 Dec 2007 01:05:59 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:51:15 -0700, Michael <newsuser2@orneveien.org>
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:17:26 -0500, raven1 wrote:
Why should we believe this?
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*Finally* a meaningful reply, although of course, nothing in particular
has been proposed for you to believe. Some weeks ago Jesus (Lopez)
barbecued chicken for the employees and it was really good eating.
You are bloody well insane.
Over the top froot-loops.
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| User: "The Lone Weasel" |
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04 Dec 2007 02:28:32 PM |
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a_messenger <correct_scope@yahoo.com> said:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for
our sins. The one who believe in Him will have eternal life
in paradise after death.
Hi, I'm from the Animist Church. What do you intend to do
with eternal life in paradise? Did you know most monotheists
quickly tire of immortality, often before their first aeon?
In fact almost all immortal souls wish they had "crossed-
over" to a paradise with better food, better sex and clean
smelling clothes. If you're in the market for a better
afterlife we have an low-cost insurance policy that fits your
interests, your urges and best of all your mortal bank
account. Try this easy to read policy for 30 aeons and if you
don't agree it's your best safety net for a blah monotheistic
paradise we'll cheerfully refund your money - no questions
asked.
Are you a monotheist and a phenomenological existentialist?
Your policy is half-price! Call now!
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Yours truly,
The Lone Weasel
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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03 Dec 2007 11:28:13 AM |
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a_messenger <correct_scope@yahoo.com> wrote in news:67581e0c-5d77-4abf-
9e90-9bad1977b97d@n20g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
How odd that your omniscient deity couldn't come up with something that is
......... believable.
Regards,
Josef
It's an incredible con job when you think of it, to believe
something now in exchange for life after death.
-- Gloria Steinem
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| User: "Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th" |
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03 Dec 2007 03:07:27 PM |
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a_messenger <correct_scope@yahoo.com> wrote in news:67581e0c-5d77-4abf-9e90-
9bad1977b97d@n20g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Jesus inconvenienced himself for a couple of days so he could excuse us from
his own justice for being the way he designed us. Makes sense if you take a
mixture of suitable mind altering drugs.
Klazmon.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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03 Dec 2007 02:41:35 PM |
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a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Horus, the son of the Osiris, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Yeah, that's just as believable...
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Uncle Vic
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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03 Dec 2007 03:14:53 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:41:35 -0800, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Horus, the son of the Osiris, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Yeah, that's just as believable...
Nah, Believe in junchiop, the blear of blorkor, who farted in a phonebooth
for our overdrafts. The ones who killthemselves after hearing this stupid
story will have eternal life in a giant taco.
Just as believable as the christer story.
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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03 Dec 2007 10:09:46 AM |
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a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
Jim
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
03 Dec 2007 11:30:48 AM |
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"J Forbes" <jforbnospam@selectric.org> wrote in message
news:1e46f95f-84b5-44d1-9259-59298979f3e5@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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03 Dec 2007 07:42:38 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5rism0F14jbp5U1
@mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest financier.
Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
Regards,
Josef
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- e.e. cummings
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Dec 2007 08:45:37 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5rism0F14jbp5U1
@mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest financier.
Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen one...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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Focus on Your Own Damn Family
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 Dec 2007 11:12:45 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5rism0F14jbp5U1
@mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest financier.
Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Dec 2007 02:46:03 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:45 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5rism0F14jbp5U1
@mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest financier.
Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
NOT ME! HIM!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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Focus on Your Own Damn Family
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 Dec 2007 04:07:30 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:UvudnaKrr_MWIcjanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:45 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5rism0F14jbp5U1
@mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest financier.
Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
NOT ME! HIM!
Whoopsie! I forgot to put in my contact lenses. A thousand pardons
<snicker>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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05 Dec 2007 04:39:34 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:07:30 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:UvudnaKrr_MWIcjanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:45 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:5rism0F14jbp5U1 @mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest
financier. Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in
liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen
one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
NOT ME! HIM!
Whoopsie! I forgot to put in my contact lenses. A thousand pardons
<snicker>
I'm sure.
<CRASH>
<CLATTER>
<BANG>
<clink>
Oh, sorry, forgot my reading glasses!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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“The men the American people admire most
extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men
they detest most violently are those who try to
tell them the truth.”
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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05 Dec 2007 06:24:52 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:07:30 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:UvudnaKrr_MWIcjanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:45 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:5rism0F14jbp5U1 @mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest
financier. Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in
liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen
one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
NOT ME! HIM!
Whoopsie! I forgot to put in my contact lenses. A thousand pardons
<snicker>
I'm sure.
<CRASH>
<CLATTER>
<BANG>
<clink>
Oh, sorry, forgot my reading glasses!
Ooooooowwwww <whimper>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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06 Dec 2007 12:36:09 AM |
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On Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:39:34 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:07:30 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:UvudnaKrr_MWIcjanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:45 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:5rism0F14jbp5U1 @mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest
financier. Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in
liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen
one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
NOT ME! HIM!
Whoopsie! I forgot to put in my contact lenses. A thousand pardons
<snicker>
I'm sure.
<CRASH>
<CLATTER>
<BANG>
<clink>
Oh, sorry, forgot my reading glasses!
Are they the one's with the dimples and the handles, with "1 Imperial
Pint" inscribed thereon?
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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06 Dec 2007 05:32:02 AM |
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On Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:06:09 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:39:34 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:07:30 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:UvudnaKrr_MWIcjanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:45 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:sq2dnYfWrtCM9cjanZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@giganews.com...
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:42:38 +0100, Josef Balluch wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:5rism0F14jbp5U1 @mid.individual.net:
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I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Noah was history's greatest
financier. Noah floated his stock while the rest of the world was in
liquidation.
If that ain't cause for a rubber chicken thwacking, I never seen
one...
Precisely what I was thinking.................... <THWACK!>
NOT ME! HIM!
Whoopsie! I forgot to put in my contact lenses. A thousand pardons
<snicker>
I'm sure.
<CRASH>
<CLATTER>
<BANG>
<clink>
Oh, sorry, forgot my reading glasses!
Are they the one's with the dimples and the handles, with "1 Imperial
Pint" inscribed thereon?
I am sure I speak for many good Americans here when I say that when it comes to
beer, the Imperial Pint is better than our own.
WOA (Wicked Old Atheist) #2278
If you can't be a dirty old man,
what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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04 Dec 2007 09:25:52 AM |
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On Dec 3, 12:30 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"J Forbes" <jforbnos...@selectric.org> wrote in message
news:1e46f95f-84b5-44d1-9259-59298979f3e5@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
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If Jesus saves, why are his most vocifererous followers Conmen and
theives?
Hatter
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03 Dec 2007 11:37:47 AM |
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On Dec 3, 12:30 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"J Forbes" <jforbnos...@selectric.org> wrote in message
news:1e46f95f-84b5-44d1-9259-59298979f3e5@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
No no no. It's "Jesus saves and Gretzky scores!"
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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03 Dec 2007 02:15:16 PM |
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writes:
On Dec 3, 12:30 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"J Forbes" <jforbnos...@selectric.org> wrote in message
news:1e46f95f-84b5-44d1-9259-59298979f3e5@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
No no no. It's "Jesus saves and Gretzky scores!"
Almost: Jesus saves, but Gaborik gets the rebound and five-holes him! GOAL
Minnesota!
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2007-08 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 4, Grand Rapids 3 (OT) (December 1)
NEXT GAME: Friday, December 7 at Manitoba, 7:35
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
04 Dec 2007 08:44:56 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:30:48 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"J Forbes" <jforbnospam@selectric.org> wrote in message
news:1e46f95f-84b5-44d1-9259-59298979f3e5@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
I thought we were talking about volleyball...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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“The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is
fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable.
What he wants above everything else is safety.”
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves, believe in Him |
04 Dec 2007 11:12:15 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:30:48 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"J Forbes" <jforbnospam@selectric.org> wrote in message
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a_messenger wrote:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
no, it goes like this:
Jesus Saves at Walmart
I thought it was "Jesus saves, but Moses invests"
I thought we were talking about volleyball...
Que?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Find: "jebus"; Replace with: "Odin" |
03 Dec 2007 01:40:43 PM |
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a_messenger:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Believe in Odin, the ruler of Asgard, who hung from the world-tree wounded
by his own spear for nine days to bring us knowledge of the runes. The one
who honors him and dies fearlessly in battle will fight at his side in the
battle of Ragnarok.
Wanna complain? Wanna cry that my statement is nonsense, contrary to yours?
Fine. Prove yours then.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Find: "jebus"; Replace with: "Odin" |
03 Dec 2007 05:33:26 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:40:43 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
a_messenger:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise after
death.
Believe in Odin, the ruler of Asgard, who hung from the world-tree wounded
by his own spear for nine days to bring us knowledge of the runes. The one
who honors him and dies fearlessly in battle will fight at his side in the
battle of Ragnarok.
Wanna complain? Wanna cry that my statement is nonsense, contrary to yours?
Fine. Prove yours then.
My guy walked the earth for 40 days after his resurrection following his death
on the cross. He was dead for the better part of 3 days.
The bible compiles the records of the witnesses.
Anyone see odin?
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Find: "jebus"; Replace with: "Odin" |
03 Dec 2007 05:56:39 PM |
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In article <Xns99FBC00852CFCfreddybear.151.153.34> Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> writes:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:jf49l39jhmcuudc192pg23jes497tgulh9@4ax.com:
On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:40:43 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
a_messenger:
Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our
sins. The one who believe in Him will have eternal life in paradise
after death.
Believe in Odin, the ruler of Asgard, who hung from the world-tree
wounded by his own spear for nine days to bring us knowledge of the
runes. The one who honors him and dies fearlessly in battle will fight
at his side in the battle of Ragnarok.
Wanna complain? Wanna cry that my statement is nonsense, contrary to
yours?
Fine. Prove yours then.
My guy walked the earth for 40 days after his resurrection following
his death on the cross. He was dead for the better part of 3 days.
The bible compiles the records of the witnesses.
Anyone see odin?
The Eddas compiles the records of the witnesses.
And, of course, the Iliad, which is comparable in length
to the New Testament, goes into EXTREME detail (boy,
does it ever) about the interactions bewteen Zeus,
Hera, Aphrodite, Hermes, and other gods, with humans.
And then there were all those nubile young gopis who did a
whole lot more than just "see" Krishna...
-- cary
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