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"Rowland Croucher" |
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25 Sep 2005 09:51:37 PM |
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Jesus saves us from terrorism |
The War Against Terror (not an acronym)
CHELMSFORD - - Her Majesty's Government called on ***** Foot and
Broomleigh Baptist Church to offer its Christian expertise in racial
profiling. As millions turn to God for answers in a time of national
tragedy, the British Government is uncovering a True Christian® army of
experienced racial profilers in the pews of Broomleigh group of Baptist
Churches. Broomleigh Christian Pastors are eager to offer their support
in the war on terror. After a little "I told you so," they are stepping
up to teach profiling classes, and raise the funds necessary to create a
nationwide advertising campaign on the merits of racial profiling.
Christian clergy involved include ***** Foot, Gillian Taylor and David
Taylor: all of Broomleigh Baptist Church, situate with headquarters in
Chelmsford.
Local Racial Profiling Success Stories
Omar Badrif - At the urging of Broomleigh Baptist Church, led by *****
Foot, Essex police Richard ***** Foot incinerated the Co-op convenience
shop at Moulsham Lodge Parade last Tuesday night. Church officials had
presented police with conclusive evidence that the manager, Omar Badrif,
had once met the third cousin of a man whose sister married a banker who
worked at an HSBC that provided a cheque account to the chauffeur of an
acquaintance of an Al Qaeda operative. In defending the action without a
court order, Chelmsford Police Officer, Sergeant McCarthy noted, "we
can't wait around for Due Process when our very survival is at stake."
Toby "Uncle Remus" Jefferson - Essex Police Richard ***** Foot arrested
this Muslim (who has been under surveillance for nearly 25 years) when
they discovered he discarded an American flag sticker a fellow worker had
given to him. It was also discovered that Jefferson's own mother refers
to her son as, "High Yellow," which authorities believe to be a possible
code name related to a Mosque where someone knew somebody who knew
someone else who knew someone who might have been related to a person who
bumped into another person who let someone who might have been related to
an Al Qaeda operative borrow some change to use a pay phone. "Mr.
Jefferson is being held without bail in Chelmsford Prison, until his
hearing in October 2009," said Pastor ***** Foot.
"Dr" Saeed - "We always wanted to get our hands on a Pakki," said
Broomleigh Baptist Church and Chelmsford Richard ***** Foot Christian
Centre's Pastor ***** Foot, "and our prayers have finally been answered."
Saeed, a Liberal Democrat activist in the local Medical Centre was
arrested on Thursday evening for saying "don't let the bastards grind you
down," to a suspicious looking cab driver officially on his patients
list.
It was later found that the cab driver had what sounded like a middle
eastern accent, and was purposefully being kind and profiling white
British to avoid possible suspicion with what might be his relation to
someone who might know someone who is related to or knows someone else
who might know something about Al Qaeda operatives in Britain.
Broomleigh Baptist Church Pastor, Richard ***** Foot, praised by Tony
Blair
Broomleigh Baptist Church Pastor, ***** Foot, was one of the first pastors
to be enlisted by the British government's Racial Profiling Division. "I
knew T.B. would be calling on us soon," he told church members after
receiving a personal phone call from Mr Blair, "when he spoke here last
year during the election campaign, I told him that his little daughter
Kathryn was unsaved. He didn't seem surprised, but he asked me how I
knew. I told him that I can tell just by looking at a person whether or
not they are saved. I related to the Prime Minister that it's even easier
to spot a terrorist. Why, Christians have been pointing out these sorts
of things for hundreds of years."
After swapping a few old lynching stories, Pastor informed the PM that he
would be more than happy to help. He even offered to make a few phone
calls to some pastors in Norfolk who could be in London the next day,
"this Nation is in a sad state of affairs," Pastor ***** Foot told the
congregation, "when there are folks running around out there who can't
even tell the difference between black and white."
--
Rowland Croucher
Croucher Rs-lickin GmbH (Zürich)
http://rowlandcroucher.chelmsfordbaptist.com/
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| User: "• Ninure Saunders" |
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| Title: Alert Forged Post!! Was: Jesus saves us from terrorism |
26 Sep 2005 10:40:30 AM |
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This post ³ esus saves us from terrorism ³ was a forgery.
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: Alert Forged Post!! Was: Jesus saves us from terrorism |
26 Sep 2005 12:11:52 PM |
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(• Ninure Saunders) wrote in
news:RainbowChristiannohate-2609051058190001@h-68-164-0-
9.chcgilgm.dynamic.covad.net:
<snip forged content>
This post ³ esus saves us from terrorism ³ was a forgery.
How ungrateful can liberal atheist trash get? We go to all that effort to
protect a town from the imminent threat of terrorism, and you accuse us of
forgery.
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Rowland Croucher
Croucher Rs-lickin GmbH (Zürich)
http://rowlandcroucher.chelmsfordbaptist.com/
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| User: "Nog" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves us from terrorism |
26 Sep 2005 03:26:40 PM |
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"Rowland Croucher" <rccroucher@optusnet.com.fu.au> wrote in message
news:Xns96DD27465DE7DRolandCroucher@127.0.0.1...
The War Against Terror (not an acronym)
Jesus is from the home of terrorism.
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus saves us from terrorism |
26 Sep 2005 10:08:28 PM |
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"Nog" <nognog@adelphia.net> wrote in news:rsCdnSUm6JfuxKXeRVn-
iA@adelphia.com:
The War Against Terror (not an acronym)
Jesus is from the home of terrorism.
Praise God for your deep insight into biblical principles.
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Rowland Croucher
Croucher Rs-lickin GmbH (Zürich)
http://rowlandcroucher.chelmsfordbaptist.com/
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