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"Truth Hunter" |
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18 Mar 2005 08:03:38 AM |
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Jesus! Weak. |
Jesus! Weak.
Christians ascribe that their God created a piece of himself in earthly
form with superhuman powers (but not as powerful as he himself that is
himself but on earth (?) ), that new demi-human is not an actual
distinct entity regardless of any Trinitarian wrangling that may occur.
He is supposedly the pint-sized manifestation of YWHW and, though a
secondary factor is that it is illogical to need a physical
manifestation grow up before performing the act of salvation, it is
still the Lord, their god who put himself there.
Jesus is kind of like a movie-star God. He's all-powerful, and yet he's
just a man as well. It's a powerful dramatic device, because we've got
this transcendent all-omni-everything creator, plus he can play roles
and interact on a human level. God's the actor, Jesus is the role, but
they're paradoxically both considered equally real. Christianity is the
only religion I can think of where capital-G God gets to play the
underdog. It gets to have its cake and eat it too. Not surprising that
a lot of people go for it.
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org/web/faq/faq-tr.html
Bumper Sticker
DIVINE INSANITY
God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation fro=ADm his own
wrath ! (Author unknown)
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| User: "•R.L.Measures" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus! Weak. |
19 Mar 2005 07:36:24 AM |
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In article <1111154618.734645.7000@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "Truth
Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jesus! Weak.
Christians ascribe that their God created a piece of himself in earthly
form with superhuman powers (but not as powerful as he himself that is
himself but on earth (?) ), that new demi-human is not an actual
distinct entity regardless of any Trinitarian wrangling that may occur.
He is supposedly the pint-sized manifestation of YWHW and, though a
secondary factor is that it is illogical to need a physical
manifestation grow up before performing the act of salvation, it is
still the Lord, their god who put himself there.
Jesus is kind of like a movie-star God. He's all-powerful, and yet he's
just a man as well. It's a powerful dramatic device, because we've got
this transcendent all-omni-everything creator, plus he can play roles
and interact on a human level. God's the actor, Jesus is the role, but
they're paradoxically both considered equally real. Christianity is the
only religion I can think of where capital-G God gets to play the
underdog. It gets to have its cake and eat it too. Not surprising that
a lot of people go for it.
•• Well put. congrats. The laugher is that Christians, including G. W.
Bush, profess to be very pro-Jesus/God, even though they hotly condemn two
of His creations: opium poppies (Papaver somniferum) and cannibis. The
U. S. gubamint is so freaked out about cannabis that it's illegal for U.
S. farmers to grow hemp for textile uses. And they even put "In God We
Trust" on U. S. currency.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus! Weak. |
19 Mar 2005 07:42:38 AM |
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Truth hunter has a very keen wit. I am Jesus and I don't care if you
disagree with me, as long as you are funny.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus! Weak. |
19 Mar 2005 07:45:19 AM |
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re: Well put. congrats. The laugher is that Christians, including G.
W.
Bush, profess to be very pro-Jesus/God, even though they hotly condemn
two
of His creations: opium poppies (Papaver somniferum) and cannibis.
The
U. S. gubamint is so freaked out about cannabis that it's illegal for
U.
S. farmers to grow hemp for textile uses. And they even put "In God We
Trust" on U. S. currency.
God created pineapples, too, it doesn't mean you should shove them up
your *****.
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| User: "•R.L.Measures" |
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19 Mar 2005 08:20:53 AM |
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In article <1111239919.338778.41370@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
testingtesting24@aol.com wrote:
re: Well put. congrats. The laugher is that Christians, including G.
W.
Bush, profess to be very pro-Jesus/God, even though they hotly condemn
two
of His creations: opium poppies (Papaver somniferum) and cannibis.
The
U. S. gubamint is so freaked out about cannabis that it's illegal for
U.
S. farmers to grow hemp for textile uses. And they even put "In God We
Trust" on U. S. currency.
God created pineapples, too, it doesn't mean you should shove them up
your *****.
** What do you like?
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus! Weak. |
19 Mar 2005 06:23:01 AM |
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On 18 Mar 2005 06:03:38 -0800, "Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jesus! Weak.
You used to be interesting to put down, now you're just plain dumb and not
worthy of a response.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "wcb" |
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19 Mar 2005 10:49:53 AM |
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duke wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005 06:03:38 -0800, "Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Jesus! Weak.
You used to be interesting to put down, now you're just plain dumb and not
worthy of a response.
Bwhahahahah! The irony!
Every news group has its chronic lusers.
You are on of AA'anoted lusers.
Contradictions of the gospels,
Jesus and his apostles and ascension.
Mark 16
Jesus meets Mary Magdalene, then two
unnamed disciples. He appears to the
eleven remaining apostles who are hiding
in a room in Jerusalem. He speaks to them
and then "..after the lord had spoken to
them he was recieved up into heaven."
Matthew 28.
Jesus is never in Jerusalem at all. He sends
word that the apostles are to meet him in
Galilee, "Then the eleven disciples went into
Galilee into a mountain Jesus had appointed
them."
No ascension to heaven is mentioned at all.
Luke 24
Jesus appears to two unnamed disciples,
then to the eleven apostles in Jerusalem.
The apostles are told to stay in Jerusalem until
they are "endued with power from on high".
He then leads them out to a village named Bethany
and ascends to heaven from there.
They return to Jerusalem and are "continually
in the temple".
John 20
Jesus appears twice to his apostles, once in
Jerusalem. Then in Galilee at the sea of Tiberius.
No ascension to heaven is mentioned.
Acts 1.
He appears to his apostles in Jerusalem and is
there forty days. They are commanded not to
depart Jerusalem. At Mount Olivet, Jesus is
purported to have ascended to heaven, and the
apostles return to Jerusalem.
Basically, no two 'gospels' even come close
to agreeing with one another on 'facts' on what
is obviously one of the most momentous claims
ever made. Obviously the claims must therefore
be false. These are not claims of eyewitnesses,
apostles, no anybody with the faintest knowledge
of anything about any of this.
*********
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Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "•R.L.Measures" |
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20 Mar 2005 06:57:00 PM |
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In article <113oluqng9hauc0@corp.supernews.com>, wrote:
duke wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005 06:03:38 -0800, "Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Jesus! Weak.
You used to be interesting to put down, now you're just plain dumb and not
worthy of a response.
Bwhahahahah! The irony!
Every news group has its chronic lusers.
You are on of AA'anoted lusers.
Contradictions of the gospels,
Jesus and his apostles and ascension.
Mark 16
Jesus meets Mary Magdalene, then two
unnamed disciples. He appears to the
eleven remaining apostles who are hiding
in a room in Jerusalem. He speaks to them
and then "..after the lord had spoken to
them he was recieved up into heaven."
** Before ascending into Heaven, Jesus spake stentorianly and saith:
"Beam me up, Pete", and he was outta here.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus! Weak. |
19 Mar 2005 06:18:26 PM |
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:49:53 -0600, wcb <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
duke wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005 06:03:38 -0800, "Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Jesus! Weak.
You used to be interesting to put down, now you're just plain dumb and not
worthy of a response.
Bwhahahahah! The irony!
Every news group has its chronic lusers.
You are on of AA'anoted lusers.
Now, THAT is something I'm proud of.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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19 Mar 2005 09:31:12 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:49:53 -0600, wcb <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
duke wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005 06:03:38 -0800, "Truth Hunter" <hunter1234222@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Jesus! Weak.
You used to be interesting to put down, now you're just plain dumb and not
worthy of a response.
Bwhahahahah! The irony!
Every news group has its chronic lusers.
You are on of AA'anoted lusers.
Now, THAT is something I'm proud of.
You're proud of being a luser? Sad. :-(
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| User: "duke" |
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20 Mar 2005 08:42:14 AM |
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 19:31:12 -0800, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Every news group has its chronic lusers.
You are on of AA'anoted lusers.
Now, THAT is something I'm proud of.
You're proud of being a luser? Sad. :-(
Nope, makes me very happy to stand opposite an atheist.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "AnonMoos" |
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18 Mar 2005 08:31:23 AM |
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Sounds to me like you're critiquing your own personal version of
Arianism, Abu Truthhunter!
P.S. Why are you ashamed to admit the fact that you're a Muslim?
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