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"Anonymous Sender" |
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04 Jan 2004 10:02:02 AM |
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Jigs Up Pluto |
After thirty days have passed and no sign of life I've given up all hope
that God will bring Pluto (my cat ) back to life. But I'm not sad because i
know the reason for this, God knows even thou i mean well I'm not the type
of person that should have pets, and Pluto has a much better home in
heaven. Face it Jas, God says to me, In a two month period you managed to
run over, drown,
and forgot to remove from your oven (drying kitty after bath) 3 dogs, 2
cats, and one lama. It's time you found another hobby Jas my love. So next
week I'm going to take flying lessons, wish me luck.
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Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
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| User: "Zerubbabel" |
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| Title: Re: Jigs Up Pluto |
04 Jan 2004 10:17:14 AM |
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Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote in
news:017986b4a4ddf907df40827de0c9fe0a@remailer.metacolo.com:
After thirty days have passed and no sign of life I've given up all
hope that God will bring Pluto (my cat ) back to life. But I'm not sad
because i know the reason for this, God knows even thou i mean well
I'm not the type of person that should have pets, and Pluto has a much
better home in heaven. Face it Jas, God says to me, In a two month
period you managed to run over, drown,
and forgot to remove from your oven (drying kitty after bath) 3 dogs,
2 cats, and one lama. It's time you found another hobby Jas my love.
So next week I'm going to take flying lessons, wish me luck.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
I think you might find cordless bungee jumping more exciting.
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We will meet on Judgment Day - or sooner.
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Jigs Up Pluto |
04 Jan 2004 12:42:10 PM |
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Zerubbabel <seedofman@hotmail.com> slid from beneath the satin sheets of
the bed of iniquity and whispered:
I think you might find cordless bungee jumping more exciting.
but you have to be nekkid to get the same thrill, too
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Jigs Up Pluto |
04 Jan 2004 06:11:37 PM |
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On Sun, 4 Jan 2004 16:02:02 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> posted to alt.atheism:
After thirty days have passed and no sign of life I've given up all hope
that God will bring Pluto (my cat ) back to life. But I'm not sad because i
know the reason for this, God knows even thou i mean well I'm not the type
of person that should have pets, and Pluto has a much better home in
heaven. Face it Jas, God says to me, In a two month period you managed to
run over, drown,
and forgot to remove from your oven (drying kitty after bath) 3 dogs, 2
cats, and one lama. It's time you found another hobby Jas my love. So next
week I'm going to take flying lessons, wish me luck.
I wish you luck - as long as you don't take landing lessons.
--
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education and social
ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he
had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
-Albert Einstein
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Bill, The Avender" |
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| Title: Re: Jigs Up Pluto |
04 Jan 2004 07:27:55 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:11:37 -0500, Al Klein
<rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jan 2004 16:02:02 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> posted to alt.atheism:
After thirty days have passed and no sign of life I've given up all hope
that God will bring Pluto (my cat ) back to life. But I'm not sad because i
know the reason for this, God knows even thou i mean well I'm not the type
of person that should have pets, and Pluto has a much better home in
heaven. Face it Jas, God says to me, In a two month period you managed to
run over, drown,
and forgot to remove from your oven (drying kitty after bath) 3 dogs, 2
cats, and one lama. It's time you found another hobby Jas my love. So next
week I'm going to take flying lessons, wish me luck.
I wish you luck - as long as you don't take landing lessons.
I don't think that's such a good suggestion. I may misremember
something, but I seem to recall that some of the 9/11 hijackers who
took flying lessons were reported to exhibit an obvious disinterest in
learning how to land. :-# Unless, of course, that's the type of
thing to which Deistress^* Jasmin alludes.
*: deistress: 1. (singular, noun) A woman who is involved in an
intimate relationship with a deity; 2. (verb) Anxiety or other stress
caused either directly or indirectly by a god(s) or goddess(es).
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L8r,
Bill
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