John Kerry finds in Johnny Edwards what he's been looking for his
whole life, a trophy wife... Liberals Hate America!!
Read the Articles...
(NY Post: 'Bounce' A Bump)
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/24684.htm
(Zogby International: No Big Bounce for Kerry)
http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews839.html
(Bloomberg: Initial Jobless Claims Fell by 39,000 to 310,000)
http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=71000001&refer=us&sid=aE_tiJ8kecXY
(FOXNews: Weekly Jobless Claims Drop to Lowest Level Since Oct. 2000)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,125042,00.html
And pix: ( They need to stop touching each other )
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_070804/content/rush_is_right.Par.0001.ImageFile.jpg
( Here Lurch pats his new Wifey on the cheek.. Maybe Edwards did a
good
job making Lurch lunch )
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_070804/content/rush_is_right.Par.0009.ImageFile.jpg
( They look like thay are are about to kiss here ... )
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_070804/content/rush_is_right.Par.0002.ImageFile.jpg
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_070804/content/rush_is_right.Par.0008.ImageFile.jpg
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_070804/content/rush_is_right.Par.0007.ImageFile.jpg
Can't Keep My Hands Off of You,
No Bounce for Metrosexual Duo
July 8, 2004
Listen to Rush.
(...roll the new love song update for Kerry & Edwards: Can't
Keep My
[Hands] Off of You)
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/04/07/070804_4_metrosexual.asx
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RUSH: If you haven't seen this yet, what you need to do, you need to
go to the Drudge Report, www.DrudgeReport.com and take a look at the
pictures there. Uh, you gotta click on the link that says "Can't Keep
Hands Off Each Other." Looks like these guys are bringing that old
Frankie Valli song from 1967: "Can't Keep My Hands Off of You."
They're bringing it to life Kerry and Edwards are. You've got to look
at these pictures. My gosh it's a couple of metrosexuals, and I'll
tell you why. The issues have just gone south on them. The job numbers
are the best they've ever been since 2000. We've got the situation in
Iraq straightening out. So all these guys can do is act weird! It's
absolutely el strange-o out there. Greetings -- and to me it looks
like John Kerry finally, ladies and gentlemen, has found what's he's
been looking for his whole life, and that is a trophy wife, in his
vice presidential nominee, John Edwards.
It's the Rush Limbaugh program, and here we are from high atop the EIB
building in midtown Manhattan. In New York all week. Our telephone
number is 800-282-2882. The e-mail address is rush@eibnet.com. If
you'll go to the Drudge Report link that I just suggested that you go
to, here's what you will see. "Hugs, kisses, to the," You'll see
pictures of this! "Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of
the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arms, fingers to the
neck, rubbing of the knees. John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep
their hands off each other." Can't take my hands off of you.
(Singing.) (Laughing.) Grab that Frankie Valli song that's going to
become our theme song for these two guys.
"In the past 48 hours candidate handling has become the top buzz on
the trail. News photographers have been going wild with photos of the
two Johns." (Laughing.) A little subliminal message there. "'I've been
covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never
seen this much touching between two men publicly,' e-mailed one wire
photographer. When asked for the Johns are acting out of cynical
focus-grouped series of poses perhaps to show warmth to the chilly
Bush-Cheney a Kerry spokesperson explained I think we're just seeing
genuine affection between them."
Hey, that's going to help! But the spokesperson added, "I hope we
don't see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bicycles this
weekend." So there you have it. They've got to do something out there,
folks. Did you find the song? Listen to this, folks. Let's go back to
1967. I can remember this one. When this song came on, all the little
high school girlfriends of mine -- I didn't have a high school
girlfriend -- high school girl friend, would just swoon when this song
came on. Play just a little bit of it, our new Kerry and Edwards theme
song. (You're just too good to be true...) Substitute "hands" here.
Can't take my hands off of you. (You'd be like heaven to touch. I want
to hold you so much....) They're doing it all. (At long last love has
arrived, and I thank God I'm alive.) 1967. (Laughing) (You're just too
good to be true. Can't keep my eyes off of you...)
Okay, that's enough. That's sets the stage for what you'll see when
you scope out these pictures. Also, ladies and gentlemen, Zogby is
out. No big bounce in the polls for Kerry here. Kerry Edwards pulls
ahead of Bush-Cheney 48 to 46. That's about a three-point bounce. I
mean the "bounce," usually you get anywhere from eight-to-12 points on
something like this. Clinton got, what was it? I think Gore did get a
big one with
Lieberman, and Clinton, Clinton got a 19% bump when he named Gore.
This is nothing. I'm telling you, folks, this is Panic City out there.
This is not the way this was supposed to come down. This is going to
make people think, "We've made the wrong choice," because the sole
reason for this choice was to get a bump going into the convention and
get another bump coming out of the convention. There's no bump going
into the convention, no big bounce for Kerry. Now, we have been
observing for you here, ladies and gentlemen, how the liberals bounce
between the economy and Iraq, depending upon where the bad news was on
that given day. There's no job growth, if the economic news is not
good then they forget Iraq and terror, and they harp on the economy.
If there's good economic news with job growth like there is today,
they forget the economy and they go back to terror and the war in Iraq
and how that's a "failure."
But now their own actions are signaling news out of Iraq as either too
good or else not bad enough, and the economy is too good now to even
demagogue, and so it's the Era of Good Hair; it's the Era of Warm,
Fuzzy
Love. Cupid's arrow has already smitten not just the anchorettes and
the info babes on television. It appears that Cupid's arrow has
already smitten the two candidates on the Democrat side. Are we in
here for Arousal Gap 2? If we are, there's just one small problem, and
that is this. Who is that dull, tall, gray guy standing next to John
Edwards? (shuffling papers, laughing) I'll tell you, this is just
amazing. It's December Me romance. I know May, but December Me
romance. No, folks, I don't want to be misheard. I said "metrosexual,"
and I'm standing by it. Don't take this anywhere we don't intend it to
go. We're not saying anything here. We're not saying anything. Tell
you to go look at the pictures and make up your own mind.
A little more data here on the poll bounce, because Zogby gives it a
two-or-three-point bounce for Kerry after selecting Edwards. "A CBS
News poll taken immediately after the pick found that Kerry gained
four points. An NBC News survey showed Kerry got more impressive 9%
jump," or bump in the polls, but a little comparison here is
interesting. "Four years ago Algore's candidacy got a 17-point shot in
the arm when he chose Joe Lieberman, and in 1992 Clinton got a
19-point bounce when he tapped Gore as his running mate." So, not
impressive, not exciting, has to be a huuuge let-down internally
within the cloakrooms and the bowels of the Democrat digestive system,
wherever it is today. This is not good news because when you get right
down to it, folks, I'm going to tell you: Kerry probably did not
really want this
guy on a personal basis, personal way, personal level. Doesn't like
him, never has liked him, doesn't think he's spent enough time,
doesn't think he's paid his dues. This was poll-driven, and the polls
may have misled them. We'll find out in due course.
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