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"Daedalus" |
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21 Mar 2007 01:00:03 PM |
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Join the Church of Me! |
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
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| User: "seon ferguson" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
21 Mar 2007 11:10:12 PM |
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I believe God's a women so I'll worship you, where do I sign up?
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:tor2035boac6qkdc2q2omspu2tkq8jijfu@4ax.com...
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
22 Mar 2007 07:19:39 AM |
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On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:10:12 +1100, "seon ferguson"
<seon@iinet.net.au> wrote:
I believe God's a women so I'll worship you, where do I sign up?
You just did. Welcome, Jolly disciple! Enjoy a fresh baked chocolate
chip cookie!
Jade
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:tor2035boac6qkdc2q2omspu2tkq8jijfu@4ax.com...
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
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| User: "seon ferguson" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
22 Mar 2007 07:32:58 PM |
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"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:91t403tv6tu06nqi1q3rv0ll40s398ic6v@4ax.com...
On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:10:12 +1100, "seon ferguson"
<seon@iinet.net.au> wrote:
I believe God's a women so I'll worship you, where do I sign up?
You just did. Welcome, Jolly disciple! Enjoy a fresh baked chocolate
chip cookie!
Cool let me know if I can email you and I'll put the cookie on my new alter.
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
23 Mar 2007 08:16:00 AM |
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On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:32:58 +1100, "seon ferguson"
<seon@iinet.net.au> wrote:
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:91t403tv6tu06nqi1q3rv0ll40s398ic6v@4ax.com...
On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:10:12 +1100, "seon ferguson"
<seon@iinet.net.au> wrote:
I believe God's a women so I'll worship you, where do I sign up?
You just did. Welcome, Jolly disciple! Enjoy a fresh baked chocolate
chip cookie!
Cool let me know if I can email you and I'll put the cookie on my new alter.
Of course you can, blessed one, but there is no need. I hear and see
all things.
Jade
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| User: "K. A. Cannon" |
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23 Mar 2007 09:08:42 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:16:00 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:
On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:32:58 +1100, "seon ferguson"
<seon@iinet.net.au> wrote:
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:91t403tv6tu06nqi1q3rv0ll40s398ic6v@4ax.com...
On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:10:12 +1100, "seon ferguson"
<seon@iinet.net.au> wrote:
I believe God's a women so I'll worship you, where do I sign up?
You just did. Welcome, Jolly disciple! Enjoy a fresh baked chocolate
chip cookie!
Cool let me know if I can email you and I'll put the cookie on my new alter.
Of course you can, blessed one, but there is no need. I hear and see
all things.
Oh....so you know about them un-clean thoughts I had about Anna
Nicoles corpse.....Am I forgiven?
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz
http://www.insurgent.org/index-chock1.html
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| User: "trippy" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
24 Mar 2007 02:09:28 PM |
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In article <tor2035boac6qkdc2q2omspu2tkq8jijfu@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
But, but if I join the church of me, wouldn't *I* be god then?
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trippy
Praise to me in the highest
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| User: "mimus" |
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24 Mar 2007 03:36:07 PM |
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On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:09:28 -0500, trippy wrote:
In article <tor2035boac6qkdc2q2omspu2tkq8jijfu@4ax.com>, Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
But, but if I join the church of me, wouldn't *I* be god then?
Heresy already!
<rumble of thunder>
--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
When a system is set up to accomplish some goal, a
new entity has come into being--the system itself.
No matter what the "goal" of the system, it
immediately begins to exhibit system behavior; that
is, to act according to the general laws that govern
the operation of all systems. Now the system itself
has to be dealt with.
< _Systemantics_
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
21 Mar 2007 01:33:23 PM |
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On 21 mrt, 19:00, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
Picture please
I want to see wether you are indeed green!
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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21 Mar 2007 01:46:34 PM |
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On 21 Mar 2007 11:33:23 -0700, "pbamvv@worldonline.nl"
<pbamvv@worldonline.nl> wrote:
On 21 mrt, 19:00, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
Picture please
I want to see wether you are indeed green!
Of course! Green and cute, as promised!
http://photos1.flickr.com/727206_d5416586bc_o.jpg
Jade
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| User: "" |
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22 Mar 2007 12:19:49 PM |
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On 21 mrt, 19:46, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
On 21 Mar 2007 11:33:23 -0700, "pba...@worldonline.nl"
<pba...@worldonline.nl> wrote:
On 21 mrt, 19:00, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
Picture please
I want to see wether you are indeed green!
Of course! Green and cute, as promised!
http://photos1.flickr.com/727206_d5416586bc_o.jpg
Jade- Tekst uit oorspronkelijk bericht niet weergeven -
- Tekst uit oorspronkelijk bericht weergeven -
I love big eyes and a small nose,
but the mouth is to big.
sorry, can't worship you.
I'll have to stick by this
(notice what would happen if I didn't)
http://www.xs4all.nl/~velzen5/Kesinee.html
Peter van Velzen Daengprasert
March 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "dave hillstrom" |
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21 Mar 2007 06:21:57 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:46:34 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:
On 21 Mar 2007 11:33:23 -0700, "pbamvv@worldonline.nl"
<pbamvv@worldonline.nl> wrote:
On 21 mrt, 19:00, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
Picture please
I want to see wether you are indeed green!
Of course! Green and cute, as promised!
http://photos1.flickr.com/727206_d5416586bc_o.jpg
you lie like a rug. you lying goddess. <sniff>
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.
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| User: "Smee" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
23 Mar 2007 02:19:20 AM |
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On Mar 21, 10:00 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
I'd have joined sooner if not for my stoopid isp. I am hereby applying
for the position of saint, with all saintly powers. I shall be known
as Saint Smee of the Blessed Pointy Stix and my sacrament shall be
corned beef and cabbage. I am the saint of the art of cadging great
dinners from other flonkers.
*puts halo on straight*
Saint Smee
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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23 Mar 2007 08:14:36 AM |
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On 23 Mar 2007 00:19:20 -0700, "Smee" <pscisson@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
On Mar 21, 10:00 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
I'd have joined sooner if not for my stoopid isp. I am hereby applying
for the position of saint, with all saintly powers. I shall be known
as Saint Smee of the Blessed Pointy Stix and my sacrament shall be
corned beef and cabbage. I am the saint of the art of cadging great
dinners from other flonkers.
*puts halo on straight*
Saint Smee
Oh, St. Smee, you are most welcome into the Church of me. Your
likeness will shine in the stained glass windows of our souls and we
will honor you with all you can eat buffets.
Jade
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| User: "Aratzio" |
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21 Mar 2007 05:54:35 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:00:03 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
transparently proposed:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
The offishul Prayer:
"YAY Jade!!!!!"
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
22 Mar 2007 07:20:04 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:54:35 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:
On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:00:03 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
transparently proposed:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
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I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
The offishul Prayer:
"YAY Jade!!!!!"
You are in mah favor, blessed one!
Jade
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| User: "K. A. Cannon" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
21 Mar 2007 10:50:16 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:00:03 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
I'll only join if I get to be...Pope...yea...Pope Khaveen I of the
Holy Church of Jade.
well?
<tap foot impatiently>
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz
http://www.insurgent.org/index-chock1.html
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| User: "Daedalus" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
22 Mar 2007 07:21:01 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:50:16 -0500, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:00:03 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
I'll only join if I get to be...Pope...yea...Pope Khaveen I of the
Holy Church of Jade.
well?
<tap foot impatiently>
Certainly! Pope Kevin it is.
You will be rewarded with many nudie magazines in your mailbox.
Jade
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| User: "dave hillstrom" |
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| Title: Re: Join the Church of Me! |
01 Jul 2007 06:26:30 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:00:03 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:
Tired of having no proof God exists?
Tired of arrogant jackass athiests laughing at you for trying?
Why should you have to depend on "signs" from a higher power that your
prayers have been answered?
There is another choice!!!
Join the Church of Me today and get the straight answers you've been
looking for all your life.
If you believe that I am God, then you have all the proof you need to
kick an atheist argument right in the crotch.
I'm right here, after all!
And any time you pray, I'm going to give you a straight yes or no
answer in two business days, or my name isn't the Holy mother of
creation.
Worshipping me has all kinds of benefits you won't find in those other
religions, including:
------
No books to read!
Nothing to dress up for!
No inconveniently scheduled events!
I'm cute!
Eat the foods you love, guilt free!
-----
I only have one rule: "Follow the basic laws of human rights and
you'll be ok."
Plus you have to worship me. That's the second rule. So sign up today
to the Church of ME and start living the spiritual life you've always
dreamed. There's no money back guarantee because you don't have to pay
anything!
As a bonus, if you sign up today I'll post again explaining such
cosmic mysteries as: 'Why you're here right now' and 'what should you
do when you're done reading this.'
Blessings to all my followers.
Your Goddess,
Jade
can i try before i buy? i mean, i wouldnt want to get a goddess that
doesnt fit...
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.
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