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"Meteorite Debris" |
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25 Sep 2005 08:03:07 AM |
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Joke - WORLD WAR III IS COMING |
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why
kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one cares about the 140 million Muslims".
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Joke - WORLD WAR III IS COMING |
25 Sep 2005 07:39:30 AM |
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Even my wife (being a bit of a Bush supporter)
understands this.
Though I doubt it if one replaced the 140 million Muslims
with 140 million people of any other religion,
that it would have made a big difference:)
"care Pujing nom-jaaj" she concluded
(Punjing=woman, nom=milk/breast, jaaj=big)
LOL
Peter van Velzen
September 2005
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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| Title: Re: Joke - WORLD WAR III IS COMING |
25 Sep 2005 08:04:43 AM |
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On 25 Sep 2005 05:39:30 -0700, in alt.atheism ,
"pbamvv@worldonline.nl" <pbamvv@worldonline.nl> in
<1127651970.910219.58180@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> wrote:
Even my wife (being a bit of a Bush supporter)
understands this.
Though I doubt it if one replaced the 140 million Muslims
with 140 million people of any other religion,
that it would have made a big difference:)
The joke is older the Shrub himself. I have seen version with Hitler
and the Jews and it was old then.
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