"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the
waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks
the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
salad,says he man "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
$32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her
curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for
a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Similar to the story of the man who walks into a pub, sits down at the
bar and pulls a little man out of his pocket.
He sets the man down on the bar and orders himself a pint and a short
for his little friend.
The customer then pulls a minature grand piano out of his bag and sets
that on the bar, along with a minature piano stool and a minature
candelabra. He gets out his lighter and lights the candles in the
candelabra and sets it on the piano.
The little man walks over to the piano, sits himself down comfortably
on the piano stool and begins to play like a professional.
The barman, who had been watching all of this, asks the customer,
"Where did you get him from?"
The customer replies "I was in Africa and, whilst I was there, I saved
the life of a witch doctor. The witch doctor was so happy that I'd
saved his life, he granted me one wish. Unfortunately, the witch
doctor was a little deaf and he thought I'd asked for a twelve inch
pianist".

"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98FCBB1F97115askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Similar to the story of the man who walks into a pub, sits down at the bar
and pulls a little man out of his pocket.
He sets the man down on the bar and orders himself a pint and a short for
his little friend.
The customer then pulls a minature grand piano out of his bag and sets that
on the bar, along with a minature piano stool and a minature candelabra. He
gets out his lighter and lights the candles in the candelabra and sets it on
the piano.
The little man walks over to the piano, sits himself down comfortably on the
piano stool and begins to play like a professional.
The barman, who had been watching all of this, asks the customer, "Where did
you get him from?"
The customer replies "I was in Africa and, whilst I was there, I saved the
life of a witch doctor. The witch doctor was so happy that I'd saved his
life, he granted me one wish. Unfortunately, the witch doctor was a little
deaf and he thought I'd asked for a twelve inch pianist".