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Religions > Atheism |
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"Cary Kittrell" |
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03 Oct 2006 10:08:12 PM |
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Jonah's Bones Found in Whale's Mouth! |
Carbon Dating Shows Bones to be 2300 Years Old...
Or so the Weekly World News informs us. Me,
I'm more interested in theological implications
than in the archaeological ones. I mean,
did Jonah tempt his luck by going back
again later on? Or did the Whale develop
an ... unusual fondness for Jonah,
and went seeking him out again? ("candygram...")
-- cary
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Jonah's Bones Found in Whale's Mouth! |
04 Oct 2006 01:24:11 AM |
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Cary Kittrell wrote:
Carbon Dating Shows Bones to be 2300 Years Old...
Or so the Weekly World News informs us. Me,
I'm more interested in theological implications
than in the archaeological ones. I mean,
did Jonah tempt his luck by going back
again later on? Or did the Whale develop
an ... unusual fondness for Jonah,
and went seeking him out again? ("candygram...")
-- cary
I believe it absolutely bit we must now ask, WHO CAME OUT OF THE WHALE AFTER
THREE DAYS?
And since those three days are frequently compared to Christ's three days,
was there a second christ?
Maybe the Second Coming was a mistranslation and it should have been Second
Christ.
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Jonah's Bones Found in Whale's Mouth! |
04 Oct 2006 05:35:43 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
Cary Kittrell wrote:
Carbon Dating Shows Bones to be 2300 Years Old...
Or so the Weekly World News informs us. Me,
I'm more interested in theological implications
than in the archaeological ones. I mean,
did Jonah tempt his luck by going back
again later on? Or did the Whale develop
an ... unusual fondness for Jonah,
and went seeking him out again? ("candygram...")
-- cary
I believe it absolutely bit we must now ask, WHO CAME OUT OF THE WHALE AFTER
THREE DAYS?
And since those three days are frequently compared to Christ's three days,
was there a second christ?
Maybe the Second Coming was a mistranslation and it should have been Second
Christ.
Or maybe the Cetacean Coming?
-- cary
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Jonah's Bones Found in Whale's Mouth! |
08 Oct 2006 04:39:32 AM |
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:24:11 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <%2EUg.8711$vJ2.1448@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>
Cary Kittrell wrote:
Carbon Dating Shows Bones to be 2300 Years Old...
Or so the Weekly World News informs us. Me,
I'm more interested in theological implications
than in the archaeological ones. I mean,
did Jonah tempt his luck by going back
again later on? Or did the Whale develop
an ... unusual fondness for Jonah,
and went seeking him out again? ("candygram...")
-- cary
I believe it absolutely bit we must now ask, WHO CAME OUT OF THE WHALE AFTER
THREE DAYS?
And since those three days are frequently compared to Christ's three days,
was there a second christ?
Maybe the Second Coming was a mistranslation and it should have been Second
Christ.
It was a Sperm Whale.
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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| Title: Re: Jonah's Bones Found in Whale's Mouth! |
03 Oct 2006 10:26:41 PM |
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On Tue, 3 Oct 2006 22:08:12 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote:
Carbon Dating Shows Bones to be 2300 Years Old...
Or so the Weekly World News informs us. Me,
I'm more interested in theological implications
than in the archaeological ones. I mean,
did Jonah tempt his luck by going back
again later on? Or did the Whale develop
an ... unusual fondness for Jonah,
and went seeking him out again? ("candygram...")
Did nobody consider the lifespan of a whale?
Where did that whale get the bones? How had the bones been so well
preserved?
Better yet, who falsified the testing?
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: Jonah's Bones Found in Whale's Mouth! |
03 Oct 2006 11:16:51 PM |
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AZ Nomad ha escrito:
On Tue, 3 Oct 2006 22:08:12 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote:
Carbon Dating Shows Bones to be 2300 Years Old...
Or so the Weekly World News informs us. Me,
I'm more interested in theological implications
than in the archaeological ones. I mean,
did Jonah tempt his luck by going back
again later on? Or did the Whale develop
an ... unusual fondness for Jonah,
and went seeking him out again? ("candygram...")
Did nobody consider the lifespan of a whale?
Where did that whale get the bones? How had the bones been so well
preserved?
Better yet, who falsified the testing?
this fucking whale was a sort of mutant whale, carnivore mostly. And
it was landing on a beach to eat a sinner following orders
fromJehavah. When he was muching the sinner a sunami put sea monster
seventy miles inland. Then a big flood put a lot of sediments over the
carcasse of the whale. Then, you can see now the fucking whale
fosilized with the bones of the sinner man inside his bowels. It is
pretty easy ti undertstand. Only the unbelievers are opposing the
testimonies that are a clear prove of the inerrance of the sacred Vedas
and the Koram and the OT.
Leopoldo
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