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"Mel" |
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10 Dec 2004 09:12:35 PM |
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jUleS' TiTs |
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:09:15 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <41ba5dd0$0$1119$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
" Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
" Jule§ " wrote:
Yeah, poppin' out sprogs can really ruin a good *****.
You look at a man that's got him a big-head baby. He'll love that
baby, but for the next 25 years, every time he looks at that kid,
he'll just shake his head and sigh. "Yeah, he's a good kid, but you
should have seen the size of his head."
We deserve a medal!
I assume you have the chest to pin it on.
Well, apparently not. According to Mos, my tits keep my belly warm.
According to Max, they are long and stringy. According to Polly, I can't
get any flatter.
IM SO CONFUSED!
Who's are these tits and what are they doing on my chest?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jule§
they're mine. give them back.
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: jUleS' TiTs |
11 Dec 2004 12:47:23 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:i9pkr0hsmelej8md2uj1u11s5u8qmi2utb@4ax.com...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:09:15 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <41ba5dd0$0$1119$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
" Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
" Jule§ " wrote:
Yeah, poppin' out sprogs can really ruin a good *****.
You look at a man that's got him a big-head baby. He'll love that
baby, but for the next 25 years, every time he looks at that kid,
he'll just shake his head and sigh. "Yeah, he's a good kid, but you
should have seen the size of his head."
We deserve a medal!
I assume you have the chest to pin it on.
Well, apparently not. According to Mos, my tits keep my belly warm.
According to Max, they are long and stringy. According to Polly, I can't
get any flatter.
IM SO CONFUSED!
Who's are these tits and what are they doing on my chest?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jule§
they're mine. give them back.
who'd you steal them from fag boy?
A Blonde Finally Wins
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from
LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a
fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and
explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask
you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and
vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The
lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!." Figuring
that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches
the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this
torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first
question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde
doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill
and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the
lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The
lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer
and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and
searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails
to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an
hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the
$500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a
little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and
goes back to sleep.
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Mel the Defiler
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: jUleS' TiTs |
15 Dec 2004 05:36:51 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:09:15 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in message <41ba5dd0$0$1119$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
" Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
" Jule§ " wrote:
Yeah, poppin' out sprogs can really ruin a good *****.
You look at a man that's got him a big-head baby. He'll love that
baby, but for the next 25 years, every time he looks at that kid,
he'll just shake his head and sigh. "Yeah, he's a good kid, but you
should have seen the size of his head."
We deserve a medal!
I assume you have the chest to pin it on.
Well, apparently not. According to Mos, my tits keep my belly warm.
According to Max, they are long and stringy. According to Polly, I can't
get any flatter.
IM SO CONFUSED!
Who's are these tits and what are they doing on my chest?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jule§
they're mine. give them back.
Hey Mel. Would you mind laying off cross-posting every boring fucking
post you reply to over to a.f.j.c.? You're running off the Christers
*and* the regulars with your a.t.j. *****. You've gone from crossing
a few things over to flooding the group.
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St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: alt.flame.jesus.christ - a lamers paradise |
16 Dec 2004 12:14:20 PM |
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 06:36:51 -0500, St. Jackanapes
<Jesus-Pooped-In-His-Loincloth@Church-Last-Sunday.org> wrote in message
<cpp7kn$kpi$0@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:09:15 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
" Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
" Jule§ " wrote:
Yeah, poppin' out sprogs can really ruin a good *****.
You look at a man that's got him a big-head baby. He'll love that
baby, but for the next 25 years, every time he looks at that kid,
he'll just shake his head and sigh. "Yeah, he's a good kid, but you
should have seen the size of his head."
We deserve a medal!
I assume you have the chest to pin it on.
Well, apparently not. According to Mos, my tits keep my belly warm.
According to Max, they are long and stringy. According to Polly, I can't
get any flatter.
IM SO CONFUSED!
Who's are these tits and what are they doing on my chest?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jule§
they're mine. give them back.
Hey Mel. Would you mind laying off cross-posting every boring fucking
post you reply to over to a.f.j.c.? You're running off the Christers
*and* the regulars with your a.t.j. *****. You've gone from crossing
a few things over to flooding the group.
flooding the group????
how many posts does afjc get a day? 2?
atj gets so much traffic that an extra 1000 posts a day into our newsgroup
would barely be noticed.
the atj central committee has reviewed your request. here is our decision:
APPLICATION DENIED!!!
the atj central committee has furthermore determined that
alt.flame.jesus.christ is by its very nature lame and deserves to be flamed
out of existence. the whole idea of devoting an idea newsgroup to flaming
Jesus Christ is preposterous. it's silly, immature and childish. it's not
even silly in a humorous sense. it's just plain lame.
i know that you are probably very attached to it, just like i am attached to
atj, but it's being taken away from you. you'll just have to accept its loss
now and find something else to do with your time.
the atj central committee prayed for you all in afjc that you would all come
to a better understanding of God and His Saviour Son, Jesus Christ. we want
you all to find Salvation. we want you all to stop your silliness and just
bend your knees to Jesus. we want afjc to cease its traffic and get with the
program. Jesus Christ is cool and He loves you. you all need to acknowledge
that.
atj central committee members:
Mel
thank you for reading this. have a blessed day.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
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| User: "Rev. Maeljin" |
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| Title: Re: alt.flame.jesus.christ - a lamers paradise |
20 Dec 2004 10:27:28 AM |
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Mel <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
<snip>
What a wordy *****.
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"Rev. Maeljin is a merry fellow;
Dull black his Glock is, and its brass-jacketed rounds are yellow."
Universal Life Church Minister, ordained December Seventh 2001
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: alt.flame.jesus.christ - a lamers paradise |
16 Dec 2004 05:38:35 PM |
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Mel didst gyre and gimble in the
wabe while reciting:
i know that you are probably very attached to it, just like i am attached to
atj,
Oh Ghod, we need a Meladectomy!
Ærchie
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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| Title: Re: jUleS' TiTs |
16 Dec 2004 09:25:00 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:09:15 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
" Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
" Jule§ " wrote:
Yeah, poppin' out sprogs can really ruin a good *****.
You look at a man that's got him a big-head baby. He'll love that
baby, but for the next 25 years, every time he looks at that kid,
he'll just shake his head and sigh. "Yeah, he's a good kid, but you
should have seen the size of his head."
We deserve a medal!
I assume you have the chest to pin it on.
Well, apparently not. According to Mos, my tits keep my belly warm.
According to Max, they are long and stringy. According to Polly, I
can't get any flatter.
IM SO CONFUSED!
Who's are these tits and what are they doing on my chest?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jule§
they're mine. give them back.
Hey Mel. Would you mind laying off cross-posting every boring fucking
post you reply to over to a.f.j.c.? You're running off the Christers
*and* the regulars with your a.t.j. *****. You've gone from crossing
a few things over to flooding the group.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<chants> Zoogar, Zoogar, Zoogar! </chants>
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: jUleS' TiTs |
16 Dec 2004 07:48:24 PM |
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"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" <zoogar@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:32e1eeF3klclvU1@individual.net...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:09:15 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
" Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
" Jule§ " wrote:
Yeah, poppin' out sprogs can really ruin a good *****.
You look at a man that's got him a big-head baby. He'll love that
baby, but for the next 25 years, every time he looks at that kid,
he'll just shake his head and sigh. "Yeah, he's a good kid, but you
should have seen the size of his head."
We deserve a medal!
I assume you have the chest to pin it on.
Well, apparently not. According to Mos, my tits keep my belly warm.
According to Max, they are long and stringy. According to Polly, I
can't get any flatter.
IM SO CONFUSED!
Who's are these tits and what are they doing on my chest?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jule§
they're mine. give them back.
Hey Mel. Would you mind laying off cross-posting every boring fucking
post you reply to over to a.f.j.c.? You're running off the Christers
*and* the regulars with your a.t.j. *****. You've gone from crossing
a few things over to flooding the group.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
go see colin if you're in heat fag boy.
<chants> Zoogar, Zoogar, Zoogar! </chants>
must be an echo coming from your fat ***** fag boy.
Final Confession
When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are
expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last
sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one
with the tip of my finger."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into
heaven."
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you
know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into
heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to
cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position
in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before
Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ***** in it."
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