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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "JonJon"
Date: 27 Feb 2006 01:16:02 PM
Object: Just a Trish Not a Trash, and It Will All Work Out, Just Watch
I, GOd, Created all. I am the master of all women, and the master of
all men. Until women understand this and until men understand this,
there will be no women or men around me anywhere when I am engaged in
my religious duties. I am engaged in them nearly 24 hours a day, or in
other words, for as long as I am awke, and even when I am asleep. It's
hard to understand how I can be engaged in Religious Duties while I am
asleep, but my life, in a way, eats, breathes, and sleeps, for the sake
of my religion. Sometimes, I will go to sleep at night, and then in my
mind, dreams related to my religion are constantly flowing out. At
times, I wake up in the middle of my sleep and I am in the middle of a
hand signalling prayer session, even though I don't remember starting
it, but I know that I must continue with the hand signalling prayer and
finish it, before I can stop. In this way, I can say that I am engaged
in my religion even while I am asleep.
Melinda, Mama Maybeline, My Future Holy Body Queen For The Day, Or
Year, Or Whatever, and Who Wants To Become a Priestess? Anyone? No
Takers? How About For Priests? No? Aw, Gosh Darn it all.
Melinda is the name I once upon a time, foolishly gave to a lady who is
a hoakster, and is not my Holy Body at all.
My female ephemeral body, that I created is just that, and sometimes I
call my female ephemeral body, Mama Maybeline, or so it seems from
memory. Peter is the name of the male ephemeral body, that I created,
but I know Peter has a habit of running around, in great numbers to do
my work in my universe, when I magically, nearly, split him off from me
in large numbers, but I still haven't seen hide nor hair of Mama
Maybeline out doing anything, so I guess she stays at home, and just
keeps me company for my ceremonies. I don't know. All I know is that I
am Peter, and in my training seessions, I have seen myself running
about, and now I know that I have created everything from my holy and
devine breath. Now is there a need for Peter to be running about? Well,
maybe, I have to have someone to go out and keep my lovable little
starry eyed kids company, and I know he porks them in the rear and in
the behind, and sometimes in the button hole, and that's the front of
the female, and the little hole up there ends in a little button
dispatch column, and I can have Peter shoot in all kinds of nifty
energies that keep my starry eyed kids, girls and boys, orgasming day
and night. They don't mind getting porked in the bumbum, the boys, and
the girls enjoy it when they have them selves filled with starry little
energy guys and girls. They all feel better, and it makes them want to
work harder, but then, who is mama Maybeline, I don't know, just a
shadow of a reflection of a female body, my own? I don't know, in my
holy body circle, I once or twice saw. Anyway, I've seen lots of
things, girls and people, in my reflecting pond, my holy body circle.
But they were just reflections of people I used to know, so is there a
female ephemeral body in my holy body circle, I don't know, I just know
that my holy body is there, and I know my holy vagina is there, and I
know that my holy dickus is there, and I know that I can do all kinds
of magical tricks, and things, that get the girls and boys heated up
and orgasming like crazy. Well, it's fun to have a holy body circle,
but it's even funner, I suppose, to have a priestess to work with me
in my holy body circle. And then maybe a priest, and then another
priestess, and then someday, they will come, as one by one, they all
realize they are all GOd's children.
In any case, both my male and my female ephemeral bodies are joined
together in an eternal love embrace. This is evident when you look at
my Mandala and see that the Chinese Characters for Nam' are the
Clitoral Mound of the Female Vagina, and the Chinese Characters for
Myeo Ho Ren Ge are the Vagina and the Vaginal Cavity of the Female
Vagina. The final Chinese Character, Kyeo, is the female organ that is
attached to the male body, the Phelopius, or the scrotum and the *****
joined together in one functioning unit. The Phelopius is eternally
panetrating the Holy Vagina from below and directly to and into it
above, from below, and It is firmly joined within the Vagina in an
Eternal Love and Sexual Ecstatic kelergie, or love, sperminal fluids
and vaginal fluids entertwining and penetrating copulatory act for the
transmission of female and male fluids, and for the transmission of
female and male energies in perfect balance with each other of
approximately, 87 to 13. This Mandala proves that Females, as well as
all Males, are forever my eternal slaves.
Where are Mama Maybeline and Peter? They are both, I think, inside of
me, of course, and she and he are in an eternal love and religio sexual
copulatory and exchange of energies act.
Mama Maybeline, or what appears to be her, has made herself visible to
me, sort of, on a few occaisions, during ceremonies, as I said, but
whether that was my epehemeral body or not, well. I don't know, but now
that I think about it, she looks alot like a girl or two I know, so
they might have skipped into my holy body circle, and then just spoofed
me, and made me think that they were her. Other than those two or three
ladies, that I saw a glimpse of, I don't think I've seen any other
things, except for my holy vagina, and my holy dicuus, and my holy
nuts, and my holy rectum. Well, I am a holy guy, my name is GOd. But
then it seems the only things that are in the holy body circle, are the
things that belong to women, but very holy onces, as I am a holy guy,
and it is my circle, I guess I can have in it my holy dickus, and all
of my other baby making equipment, and baby nourishing equipment, as
well. Not that my male ephemeral body is not in there, too, but my male
body is attached to me, so I don't need to lay it down and into my
circle, for religious ceremonies that only I can preform within my holy
body circle. You can see me sometimes, maybe, behaving very oddly and
doing ceremonies in my circle, well, it may look odd to others, but to
me, it is a grand pleasure and a wonder. My kids come to me in droves,
and I begin to purify all my karmatic markups and erase them all, then
one by one, they begin to disappear, and little by little, I came out
of my amnesiatic condition. I'm still trying to remember lots, and it
will be for a long time that I'll continue, but for how long, maybe a
very long time, but does it matter? No. It doesn't because I enjoy my
remembering that I'm GOd. I enjoy rememberring how I put this place
togther, and how wonderful a place it is, and how wonderful my kids
are, most of the time, and how wonderful it is going to be for us all.
In any case, I have a religious ceremony for opening the Holy Vagina of
my Female Ephemeral Body, which is very tangible, molecularly, and then
from the other side of it, that's out the secret back door and into my
pajama suit clothing, and then from my wonderful homeland area, where
all things become possible, I begin presenting gifts to people, that I
gather from the other side of the entrance to the Holy Vagina, and that
means they come from way up over the hedgerow where everything is
peachy keen and in good shape with no bad kritters or other menaces
running around. Everything is in a state of flux, that is a state of
harmonial concordance, and from what I hear, they are enjoying every
moment of it, as they orgasm their way, or freelance - the religious
side or type of starlancing - their way into a mass of sexual and
frenetic love and hysteria. Hysteria? Yes, they just love it to
peaches, and they can't get over how wonderful it is. But soon as they
come back, and enter their body again, after a short religous samadhi,
they are back on their feet and they remember how great it was.
In my ceremony, once I enter into the Holy Vagina, into which only I am
allowed to enter, now, anyway, but maybe not for always, as that's a
surprise feature of my religion I'm not going to tell anyone, just yet,
I can bring out all kinds of interesting treasures and presents for
people to use and enjoy. That's not a joke, it's just that I haven't
had any priestesses in my apartment lately, so it ain't going to get up
and running for me or for you in terms of having these treasures and
things stick around anywhere outside of my ephemeral body playhouse.
The Opening of The Holy Vagina Ceremony for gifts and presents for
everyone, is a ceremony that I can perform, and the Holy Vagina takes
on a molecular mass, the more I perform this ceremony.
One day, it will become completely solid, and at that time, we will be
able to enter it, the priestesses and the priests and I, after some
time, though, yet, and we will be able to give birth to my special
children once inside this Holy Vagina, or so that's what it appears to
me to be, from my training sessions.
That won't be for a long time, yet, but it will come about one day, I
think. This ceremony will be very far out indeed, if this Holy Vagina
of mine is going to appear, as I suspect it will, someday, a long time
from now, but then we'll just have to wait and see if it does, or not.

From what I gather, we can live inside of this mother fucking big *****

vagina space ship, which is another name for it that I have got, that
is, my little space ship, and you won't believe the physics of this
place, once we go into it, as it is relatively small on the outside,
but it is humongous as the dickens and ever expanding on the inside, so
long as we need more room in it, anyway, though there are no coca cola
machines, as I sort of learned from my training excercises, on the
inside, much to my disappointment.
We can have a lot of fun inside of it, and do lots of ceremonies, and I
suppose you think I am crazier than an old goat ready to leap off of a
mountain peak into a cloud bank, or something, but we will warm up
every one, and all of my kids with the kinds of fucking fun and sexual
games we will be playing on the inside, and brother, let me tell you,
you just ain't got no idea of how warm it's going to get on the inside,
and how erotic it is going to be, as we live on for centuries, and then
some, in an eternal love embrace orgiastic religous ceremony or two, on
the inside. Well, it sounds good to me, so I'm looking forward to it,
and whether you believe it or not, or you think the men in the white
tunics, or doctor's cloths, are about to knock on my door, well, I just
couldn't give a darn, as I am going to have one heck of a good time in
that space ship of mine, someday, regardless of whether or not you all
think I'm out of my gourd now, or not, and whether you still want to be
a party to this religion of mine, or not, as I know lots of secret
hiding places in my universe, and this is one of them. Anyway, it will
be a long time from now until we board my spherical space ship, that is
acutally my own holy vagina, but one day, as far as I can tell, it is
going to solidify and when it does, I haven't got the faintest clue on
how to get into it, but I guess we will just go, poof, and in an
instant, my priestesses and my priests and I will be on the inside, and
then it won't matter where it is, because we aren't anywhere anyone
will see us, and that's for sure.
Well, it sounds kind of whacky, if you ask me, but I'm awfully sure
there are ways to work out these things, and you'd better believe it,
there are, though I'm not going to let out any of my secrets, just yet.
Well, it will all take place within the context of my religion, and if
I have a congregation of believers on the outside of my holy body
circle, and then suddenly, I and many of my priestesses and priests
disappear, and leave a few behind because they aren't pure enough yet
to come along with us, well, don't say I didn't warn you that this was
going to happen one day. If you are among the lazy contenders for
priestly hood, that is a priestess to be or a priest to be, and you get
left out and find the rest of us have just vanished, well, just try to
think back and see if you remember that I posted this note, a long time
ago, and then, go figure from there. Anyhow, molecularly speaking, we
might have just vanished into my home lair, that is, just over the
hedgerow, and it was during this Holy Vagina ceremony that it happened,
so just figure we went out of this universe in my space ship and that's
where we are now, that is, we are up there and over the hedgerow, and
we got there in my space ship that magically flew us away, and we have
to live in it, cause we can't live outside where all my kids are, cause
they have a different body composition, and they breath different kinds
of gasses and mixtures of buggy air and so forth, and so we'll just
stay inside my space ship aka, my Holy Vagina, and we will fly away to
up and over the hedgerow and we will be back one day, maybe just a few
minutes later, because who knows how I can manage to bend time, as
well, as space, and so forth. It will seem like we have been over the
hedgerow and in my space ship for a few thousand trillion years,
perhaps, and we have done lots of baby makeing and so forth, and now
it's time to go back, so when we come back, we will have a lot of kids
with us, and we will all pile out the door and poof, we are all back in
my temple but it's really crowded, now. Well, a few seconds, or a few
minutes, or a few days or a few hours, it doesn't really matter much, I
just know I can't stay away for too long so I'll have to just bend time
a little and pull a few tricks like that to make all these babies in
such a short amount of time, and by the way, we don't get much older
while we are in there, even though countless ages have passed, and we
don't get too hungry, even though there are no coke machines, in there,
as we will breath in the foods and nutrients we will need, I suspect,
but am not exactly sure about it, and we may even have shower stalls in
there - which is probably the case, as we are still in possession of a
lot of nasty little kritters inside of us - for all I know, and guess
what, our body composition has changed, a little, anyway, and we didn't
even know it, but when we land back in my temple, on our feet, with
lots of babies in our hands, and lots of mothers and fathers syrups all
splashed around on us, I suppose, we will have had one heck of a good
time, indeed. Well, don't let this sort of thing scare you, cause it
will not hurt and it will be a lot of fun.
For that ceremony, we'll be hanging out by my general line of
concordial harmony or the differential time zone, and molecularly
balanced time continuum, or some such hoaky named area as that, and
it's way out there by the tail of my body, and there seems to be a
zipper or something out there, and maybe we'll pop out through the
zipper, and on the other side, where it is pure harmony or something,
that's me, remember, well we'll hang out there and make lots of baby
priestesses and priests and believe you me, we are going to cook up a
storm of wonderfully romanced religous ceremonies, that will fry my
nuts and your titties off, and we'll not do this just one time, but by
all means, we'll go back out there, now and then, and make more
whoopie, and then come back in with a boat load of new kids to add to
the troops.
Well, I'm the leutenant commander, or something like that, and my Mama
Maybelline, or my priestess for the day, will be my conductor, or
rather, my commander, and I couldn't care less, cause I'm the one with
all the nifty tricks and secrets that she and they will just have to
keep guessing about from now for a long time to come, as to how I pull
these mysterious things off. Ha. So, I shouldn't be laughing yet,
cause, now you all think I'm nuts, but anyway, we'll have a great time,
and yes, we will go out there into my concordial time zone of harmonic
convergence where we won't have to worry about time slippage, and that
sort of thing, my memories are still a little dull, here, but anyway,
when we get back, there will be a whole boat load of new kids on the
block, and we'd better just bring back enough for a few more places at
the dinner table, and keep the noise down cause the neighbors are going
to complain if I bring more than a few dozen or two back with me, each
time we go out there, I suppose, but the truth is we may have as many
as a few hundred or more, beatyful girls and beautyful guys, with dicks
on them that are owned by the young ladies, how about that. Anyway,
we'll still get off on this because these kids are going to be awfully
surprised when they land on terra firma, but the truth is, we have just
the right physics in there, in the space bubble of mine, to resemble
the physics or earth, and after we breast feed and nourish these
kiddies for a while, well, I think we'll bring them all back before too
long, as we don't want them to get too fixated on my space bubble, and
we have lots of work to do, they and I, and everyone in my religion, so
maybe we'll just be gone for a few earth seconds, and then, poof, we're
back with a boat load of new kids to feed with lots of nourishing stews
and stuff, and by the way, we'll pick up some groceries while we are
out there, and that won't be too much trouble, since we are way out
beyond the area where everything becomes possible, and so we'll just
sneak back in when it's dark or something and everyone has left my
temple and gone home for the day, and then well secretly come back in
and hang around in my temple for a few weeks or something, until
everyone has adjusted to the time slippage phenomena, and every one is
happy with the results of our ceremonies, and if you think this is just
a lot of talk, well, you have got a while to go before you can tell me
what is possible and what isn't, since I made this whole gosh darn
place in the first place, and there are a lot of things that you, and
me, still don't know about this, but I have a reason, I lost my
memeories, and you don't so there.
Well, I seem like a kind of spiteful menace, but then you'll just have
to get used to it, for awhile, as I'm trying to get you all adjusted to
these facts that no one knows anything about, except for me, and a few
other kids of mine, I suspect, all of them have heard about it, but
they just don't give a hoot, as it is neither here nor there for them,
as they are happy buttfucking the ladies and so are the ladies happy
being butt fucked, by the guys, and so things are as usual for them,
and until my girls start to take over and tell these little kids of
mine that the dicks that are on their bodies are the property of the
ladies in the group, although there are a lot of them, and they all
want a piece of the action, well, the guys and girls will just keep on
laughing at me and thumbing their noses, until my big girl kids whacks
them one good one over the head, and sends them for a lullabye time to,
well, not to my concordial time zone convergence area of mine, or area
of pure harmony and the time slippage upheaval near disaster area,
that's just a joke, but to the hospital bedroom that is in their area
there where they live secreted away in my internal universes, inside my
ephemeral body, and if you still think you know every thing, and that
I'm talking garbage, then you have got a few things to learn about GOd,
my young dear ladies and gentlemen, however old you may be, but anyway,
I'd better pipe down because some kids might start crying if I carry on
with this gruff attitude type stuff or lineal divergence and personal
charm, grace and poise character of mine, that is a spooky guy one
minute and a nice guy the next, type character of mine. Anyhow, someone
is due soon to come and take my temperature and my pulse to make sure
that I'm still all okay. Well, I am. So tiddly winks, that means, bite
one.
There is also the "Heaven's Gate Hole" Holy Immaculate Vagina Ceremony,
which I will be performing on a regular basis, once I get my religion
up and running, which will allow us, my priestesses and priests and I,
to visit the Wonderlusses and have children there, as well. That won't
be for a while, either, and I don't exactly know how we are going to
work the universe building contest with my children living in the
Wonderlusses, because we will use the physics of the Wonderlusses, and
transform the new and expanding universe into an ever larger one, and
as we do, we will have to change the physics of them, as well. I don't
suppose we will have much trouble, bringing my kids back from the
Wonderlusses, and asking them to stand back as we set these building
block new universe structures on top of each other, with our prayer
ceremonies, and the power that we will be generating from them, but we
will be able to sort out all the details, later, by any means, meaning,
some time or another.
Well, I guess you don't believe that we will be doing these things, but
you're in for a surprise, and I don't have to prove it cause it is
going to happen and it is going to be one wild party getting there, to
the Wonderlusses, in the first place, and all the other things that
we'll do until then, are going to be extremely and unbelievably
wonderful for one and all, though I haven't yet exactly figured out how
I'm going to integrate priests into these ceremonies, as I never had
any training programs involving them and the other things that I will
be doing, except for recently, and I had already finished my training
programs with regards to many of my future ceremonies and other things,
but I'll figure all of this out, in due time. Just have a little
patience, as it takes time to figure out everything that I must
remember. That means, I have to give more thought to men and their
roles in my religion, but it isn't so hard to figure out what they are
going to be doing, as they are the servants of the priestesses, and so
forth and so on.
I also have my ephemeral body in my holy body prayer circle, always,
and also in my Mandala, which I now have on my wall, and which I pray
to every day during my religious ceremonies.
All mandalas that are written as I have instructed are authorized by me
and I have stated how they are to be constructed and what is to be
written on them. My Holy Body is not in any of them, but they serve as
the only legitimate means, sort of like a window, to penetrate through
as people pray to them.
As people pray, they will penetrate through them, their life and its
energies will penetrate through them, and they will make a connection
to my Mandala and to my Holy Body. They act or function as little
portholes and will connnect the person or persons who are praying to
them to my Mandala and to my Holy Body, and then, after a while, my
Holy Body will connect the people who are praying to them to my true
self, or orignal self, and they will reach the enlightenment, which I
wrote about previously on this web message board. They will help to
erase the karmatic markups that all people carry around inside of them,
and combined with the prayers, the markups inside all people will
slowly be erased equally for all people who are praying. For those who
are not praying, they will also be erased, but more gradually, and over
an extremely, much much longer, period of time, as this is what I need
to have you all accomplish, as you join with me in my efforts to erase
all of the markups in everyone in my universe, and in time, purify my
universe. My universe can not be purified if people do not pray, but as
they pray, then we will purify my universe, and everyone else in it.
So, even if Mr. Joe Smity, is a lazy bumm ***** hole, we will, in time,
erase even his markups. He will be waiting around an extremely long
period of time for this to happen, while we are finished already
erasing our own markups, and many markups of those loved ones around
and close to us, but we will eventually even erase the lazy bumm Joe
Smity and his equally lazy bumm wife's Carol's markups, as well. We
will also erase all of the markups of my children, and that includes
all of them. As we do, we will create a wonderfully pure and harmonious
and splendid universe to live in, and we will go on from there for
eternity doing many incredible things, that I will explain in time,
over the course of infinity. There will be no end to our lives, and we
will live forever, and we are now getting started on that journey.
In any event, I will do my best to keep things straight, and if I
happen to mess up and make errors, which normally will occur from time
to time, somehow I will correct my mistakes, and then I will go about
to make the neccessary corrections so as to unconfuse anyone who may be
wondering if I got it right or not when I wrote it down.
There are a lot of big surprises for all of you women and men, who
eventually join me directly in my religion, as priestesses and as
priests, in our own particular form of a religious cluster family, and
as we continue for eternity, though there may be a person who has a
problem now and then due to karmatic markups, and they will grow
unhappy, and lose sight of our purpose, and decide to take a break from
our religious activities for a while. However, when ever that person,
female or male, decides to rejoin us, she or he will of course be
allowed to again begin to participate in our religious activities
together, and in all of our other activities, no matter what they are,
as well, such as child rearing, birthing ceremonies, and all of the
other activities involved in bringing GOd's Children into my universe
to assist us with our religious movement.
I have a lot of kids to be born and we will be busy having children and
doing a lot of other things as well, for the rest of eternity, though
at a certain point in time, all of my kids will be born, but when that
will be is a good question, because we will be expanding our universe
for a very long time, and of course we will need my kids to fill up my
universe as we expand and build on it, so when we will be finished
bearing children is a good question indeed, as time is boundless, and
so is, space. So if we can go on building ever larger universes for us
to live in for the rest of infinity, then I guess we can also go on
having GOd's Children, as well, for the rest of infinity. So, we have a
lot of children to bear, and you ladies and gentlemen who will become
full time priestesses and priests in our enormous and growing religious
cluster family of ours, will be busy assisting me bring into my ever
increasing in size universe, to a point, anyway, for a long time to
come.
How are we going to expand on the size of my universe? I have a lot of
universes that I have set asside outside this one, and they are if not
limitless, then, at least, nearly limitless, and they probably are
limitless. But, they aren't after all.
How about that. Well, anyway, we will expand our unverse through our
religious prayer ceremonies and one by one, we will take these
prefabricated, or premade universes or mine, and we will set about to
place one after the other, on top and on the sides of the preceeding
ones.
We are going to build an awfully big place to live in and it is almost
incomprehensible to me how we are going to manage this, but apparently
we will be doing this, expanding my universe, for a long time, indeed.
We are lucky though, because in the Gurkian Age, there are no laws
regarding dress codes, so every one can wear their birthday suit, and
we won't have to worry about diapers when we start to make a lot of
children pies, that's kiddy priests, in my vernacular.
Knowing now that we will be nearly forever expanding this universe,
almost limitlessly, though it comes as a detuning shock to my nervous
system, I shouldn't say that it is too much of a shock, as it is just
one of those things that I will now have to adjust my brain to. So, in
a few years, after a large number of mind splitting headaches over
this, I will eventually adjust to this reality, and figure out how we
are going to do it, as this is an awfully large place we are talking
about.
Can you imagine how we are going to get from one end to the other?
Well, I think after a while, there won't be a one end to another,
nearly, and you'll never figure out how I did it. Well, I am boudless
and limitless, as the old saying goes, and whether you believe it or
not, is not my problem. But there is something called the harmonial
concordial line, or the harmonial concordance line, and that's where I
become pure harmony, and from there on out, it is a mind bending me
limitlessly perpetuated throughout. That means, I'm everywhere and in
my good old perfect self. Well, whether you believe that or not,
doesn't really matter to me, but it more or less explains who I am, and
how big I am, and that means I am limitless in size, and limitless in
all dimensions, or outwards directions. Like it or not, believe it or
not, doubt it all you want, you can't change the reality of my being.
Sorry, children.
In any case, I will need a lot of kids, after awile, to keep every one
in my universe happy, as that's our job, I'm the spiritual director of
my universe, and my kids and some of you luckier ones, will be in my
platoon troop, as well.
I have a bunch more to say, but it is all dogmatic stuff, and it is for
the person(s) who are really interested in knowing my religous
teachings, but they are not too easy to understand for the newly
introduced to my wonderfully different and sometimes, almost whacky
religion of mine, so we will let them rest awhile, and in a few million
years, when someone really has the gumption and determination to find
out more about my religion, first hand, then I'll start teaching stuff
to you about Me and my ephemeral bodies, that you ought to know, such
as who is the master of all men and who is the master of all women,
well that's me.
I am also the master of all my kids, whether of not they are going to
like me for saying that, and I think they don't as Frederick and
Charles and Bruce and Filbury, a girl, and Maple, another girl, and a
whole bunch of other kids of mine, who are around here, somewhere,
hiding, just through a bunch of pretend bricks at me. That time, they
really through a large number of pretend bricks, but I could see them
all. So, they are not going to get into trouble, cause they all know
I'm a push-over, and they have got me out numbered, by a very large
number.
How an I the Master of all men and women? Well, because I say so, and
because I made you all from my primordial spirit or essense, and since
that's my primordial spirit you are using to live in, then you are my
property. So hows that. Yes, it's hard to swallow, the fact that I,
GOd, own all of you and everything in my creation, but that's the
breaks, kids, and whether you like it or not, that's just too darn bad.
So there.
Next, when a woman priestess becomes one with me, I don't think I
explained that to you, but I will sometime, my priestess becomes the
living expression of the Creatoress side of me, but only after she has
spent a lot of time doing religious worship and prayer activities with
me in my official Holy Body Circle, I have a holy body circle that is
always with me, but that is called my informal holy body circle, and it
doesn't count as an official holy body circle, well, after she spends a
lot of time, at least twelve to 50 or 80 or 300 or, acutally, about 2
or 3 minutes, in my holy body circle, she will become pure enough, not
really, but in theory.
So that's about it, there are a few other juicy good tales to tell you,
as well, but they are all true, and so is this one, and who ever is the
lucky lady who will become my Holy Body Queen for the Day, is going to
have a lot of fun, and so are all of the other women who become, in a
way, Holy Body Queens for the Year and so forth, as when a priestess
enters my official holy body circle, they all become Holy Body Queens,
and I guess I'm out numbered, and outclassed, of course, again.
Well, my job is a tough one, but I think you all are going to be having
all the fun and riptide, which is a way of saying, all the splashing
and jumping around in the ocean by the sea shore, and I won't be having
much to do with anything, except keeping my self busy saying prayers.
It sure looks good for you women, especially after you get a lot of
young and elderly men in here as priests for you to boss around, since
you are their superiors, and I think you and they will have an enormous
amount of fun, and pleasure, not to mention sexual orgasming
experiences, and as such, when I get my little tadpoles out here, my
children that is, they will be having a lot of the same, as well,
especially the young ladies.
My life as GOd doesn't always look so hot, but as I like the
construction industry, I'm sure I'll find a way to stay entertained,
for a long time, and then some, I suppose. For sure, all of you will
find lots of ways to keep your selves entertained, religiously, and
otherwise, when you realize I have an a nearly infinite number of young
men and women, who will be joining your ranks, for the rest of
eternity, and I'm sure that between you and them, you all will find
plenty of things to do in my ever expanding universe, here, even if I
can't find any of you, after a while.
I'll have to get my other kids to track you all down, and get a few of
you back from the beaches on all of those new planets out there, that
you all like to go to and hang around on, as I stay at home and pray
all the time, so we'll have to come up with a pretty handy pocket
phone, that is waterproof and break resistant, and will automatically
come back to the side of the owner when she or he decides to toss it.
In anycase, we will, at least you will, be having a lot of fun as lay
congregationalists, and then later, probably much later, some of you,
anyway, as priestesses and priests, and after awhile, you'll forget who
I am, and then begin to ignore me as I come in the front door as you
are reading "kitten's galore", all you ever wanted to know about house
cats that are non disease carrying, and resistant to all bad kritters,
and are herbivorous (leaf, nuts, berries, and plant eaters), as well.
As for those Dyslexics, and so forth, well, I hear a lot of them are
still planing to leave, so let's just bid them farewell, and tell them
to never put their dinky asses on my planet, remember, I claimed it as
mine, as well as the rest of my universe, again.
They will eventually end up in my Epcot Center, or in my Flander's
field, and then they will all get the reformational training that is
coming to them.
As we already know, the Dyslexics are just putting on a hoax here,
pretending they are running different governments, and it is a big
sham, so I suppose we can just let them think they are running things -
but then, maybe that's not such a good idea, after all - when they are
really not, at least not for our benefit
We can humor some of them, as they are too far gone to be of any real
concern to us, such as Hillary Clinton, and a bunch or her friends, as
we all know they are hopelessly mentally ill. One of these days, they
will all be certified as insane, and we will be ready to lock them up,
by then, and force them to take their medications. Until then, we will
humor some of them, and some of them, we'll shave the dicks and
scrotums off of, and everything else that's attached to them, and for
the most part, just look on at their petty sham dance, that is, their
wasting time on the floor of the parliaments and congresses of this
planet, and snicker at them as we all pretty much know that they are
all out of their minds, with their Roman days like illnesses that
brought about the fall of the Roman Empire, not to mention the
disbandenment of Stonehenge, the dying off of all of the original
inhabitants of Birdman Island, off of South America, and the loss of
countless other civilizations on this planet, and through out my
universe, as this illness is a universal pandemic, or uncontrollable
outbreak that is affecting nearly most everyone in it, and the
dyslexics are nearly completely clueless to that fact.
John Francis Ayres
GOd
And Smart and Brilliantly Shining Little Children
The Gurkian Way Foundation Ministry
John Francis Ayres
5540 West Harmon Ave. Apt. #2004
Las Vegas, Nv. 89103
Tel: (702) 894-9518
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User: "The Chief Instigator"

Title: Re: Just a Trish Not a Trash, and It Will All Work Out, Just Watch 27 Feb 2006 04:44:29 PM
"JonJon" <jfa@gurkia.com> writes:

I, GOd, Created all.

....and you royally buggered it, beyond all belief.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Houston 5, Milwaukee 2 (February 26)
NEXT GAME: Thursday, March 2 vs. Hamilton, 7:05
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Just a Trish Not a Trash, and It Will All Work Out, Just Watch 27 Feb 2006 01:26:37 PM
"JonJon" <jfa@gurkia.com> wrote in message
news:1141063911.199395.263180@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...

I, GOd, Created all.

What a load.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Just a Trish Not a Trash, and It Will All Work Out, Just Watch 27 Feb 2006 03:20:59 PM
On 27 Feb 2006 11:16:02 -0800, "JonJon" <jfa@gurkia.com> wrote:
And you wonder why we think Christians are morons.....
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User: "raven1"

Title: Re: Just a Trish Not a Trash, and It Will All Work Out, Just Watch 27 Feb 2006 03:42:16 PM
On 27 Feb 2006 11:16:02 -0800, "JonJon" <jfa@gurkia.com> wrote:
Dude, we told you not to take the brown acid...
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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User: "Khubla"

Title: Re: Just a Trish Not a Trash, and It Will All Work Out, Just Watch 27 Feb 2006 01:37:58 PM
Post like this is what exposes xians to ridicule. Sounds like the ranting
of a delusional, sex starved teenager that's hasn't quite got a grip on
reality.
Khubla
"JonJon" <jfa@gurkia.com> wrote in message
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I, GOd, Created all. I am the master of all women, and the master of
all men. Until women understand this and until men understand this,
there will be no women or men around me anywhere when I am engaged in
my religious duties. I am engaged in them nearly 24 hours a day, or in
other words, for as long as I am awke, and even when I am asleep. It's
hard to understand how I can be engaged in Religious Duties while I am
asleep, but my life, in a way, eats, breathes, and sleeps, for the sake
of my religion. Sometimes, I will go to sleep at night, and then in my
mind, dreams related to my religion are constantly flowing out. At
times, I wake up in the middle of my sleep and I am in the middle of a
hand signalling prayer session, even though I don't remember starting
it, but I know that I must continue with the hand signalling prayer and
finish it, before I can stop. In this way, I can say that I am engaged
in my religion even while I am asleep.

Melinda, Mama Maybeline, My Future Holy Body Queen For The Day, Or
Year, Or Whatever, and Who Wants To Become a Priestess? Anyone? No
Takers? How About For Priests? No? Aw, Gosh Darn it all.

Melinda is the name I once upon a time, foolishly gave to a lady who is
a hoakster, and is not my Holy Body at all.

My female ephemeral body, that I created is just that, and sometimes I
call my female ephemeral body, Mama Maybeline, or so it seems from
memory. Peter is the name of the male ephemeral body, that I created,
but I know Peter has a habit of running around, in great numbers to do
my work in my universe, when I magically, nearly, split him off from me
in large numbers, but I still haven't seen hide nor hair of Mama
Maybeline out doing anything, so I guess she stays at home, and just
keeps me company for my ceremonies. I don't know. All I know is that I
am Peter, and in my training seessions, I have seen myself running
about, and now I know that I have created everything from my holy and
devine breath. Now is there a need for Peter to be running about? Well,
maybe, I have to have someone to go out and keep my lovable little
starry eyed kids company, and I know he porks them in the rear and in
the behind, and sometimes in the button hole, and that's the front of
the female, and the little hole up there ends in a little button
dispatch column, and I can have Peter shoot in all kinds of nifty
energies that keep my starry eyed kids, girls and boys, orgasming day
and night. They don't mind getting porked in the bumbum, the boys, and
the girls enjoy it when they have them selves filled with starry little
energy guys and girls. They all feel better, and it makes them want to
work harder, but then, who is mama Maybeline, I don't know, just a
shadow of a reflection of a female body, my own? I don't know, in my
holy body circle, I once or twice saw. Anyway, I've seen lots of
things, girls and people, in my reflecting pond, my holy body circle.
But they were just reflections of people I used to know, so is there a
female ephemeral body in my holy body circle, I don't know, I just know
that my holy body is there, and I know my holy vagina is there, and I
know that my holy dickus is there, and I know that I can do all kinds
of magical tricks, and things, that get the girls and boys heated up
and orgasming like crazy. Well, it's fun to have a holy body circle,
but it's even funner, I suppose, to have a priestess to work with me
in my holy body circle. And then maybe a priest, and then another
priestess, and then someday, they will come, as one by one, they all
realize they are all GOd's children.

In any case, both my male and my female ephemeral bodies are joined
together in an eternal love embrace. This is evident when you look at
my Mandala and see that the Chinese Characters for Nam' are the
Clitoral Mound of the Female Vagina, and the Chinese Characters for
Myeo Ho Ren Ge are the Vagina and the Vaginal Cavity of the Female
Vagina. The final Chinese Character, Kyeo, is the female organ that is
attached to the male body, the Phelopius, or the scrotum and the *****
joined together in one functioning unit. The Phelopius is eternally
panetrating the Holy Vagina from below and directly to and into it
above, from below, and It is firmly joined within the Vagina in an
Eternal Love and Sexual Ecstatic kelergie, or love, sperminal fluids
and vaginal fluids entertwining and penetrating copulatory act for the
transmission of female and male fluids, and for the transmission of
female and male energies in perfect balance with each other of
approximately, 87 to 13. This Mandala proves that Females, as well as
all Males, are forever my eternal slaves.

Where are Mama Maybeline and Peter? They are both, I think, inside of
me, of course, and she and he are in an eternal love and religio sexual
copulatory and exchange of energies act.

Mama Maybeline, or what appears to be her, has made herself visible to
me, sort of, on a few occaisions, during ceremonies, as I said, but
whether that was my epehemeral body or not, well. I don't know, but now
that I think about it, she looks alot like a girl or two I know, so
they might have skipped into my holy body circle, and then just spoofed
me, and made me think that they were her. Other than those two or three
ladies, that I saw a glimpse of, I don't think I've seen any other
things, except for my holy vagina, and my holy dicuus, and my holy
nuts, and my holy rectum. Well, I am a holy guy, my name is GOd. But
then it seems the only things that are in the holy body circle, are the
things that belong to women, but very holy onces, as I am a holy guy,
and it is my circle, I guess I can have in it my holy dickus, and all
of my other baby making equipment, and baby nourishing equipment, as
well. Not that my male ephemeral body is not in there, too, but my male
body is attached to me, so I don't need to lay it down and into my
circle, for religious ceremonies that only I can preform within my holy
body circle. You can see me sometimes, maybe, behaving very oddly and
doing ceremonies in my circle, well, it may look odd to others, but to
me, it is a grand pleasure and a wonder. My kids come to me in droves,
and I begin to purify all my karmatic markups and erase them all, then
one by one, they begin to disappear, and little by little, I came out
of my amnesiatic condition. I'm still trying to remember lots, and it
will be for a long time that I'll continue, but for how long, maybe a
very long time, but does it matter? No. It doesn't because I enjoy my
remembering that I'm GOd. I enjoy rememberring how I put this place
togther, and how wonderful a place it is, and how wonderful my kids
are, most of the time, and how wonderful it is going to be for us all.

In any case, I have a religious ceremony for opening the Holy Vagina of
my Female Ephemeral Body, which is very tangible, molecularly, and then
from the other side of it, that's out the secret back door and into my
pajama suit clothing, and then from my wonderful homeland area, where
all things become possible, I begin presenting gifts to people, that I
gather from the other side of the entrance to the Holy Vagina, and that
means they come from way up over the hedgerow where everything is
peachy keen and in good shape with no bad kritters or other menaces
running around. Everything is in a state of flux, that is a state of
harmonial concordance, and from what I hear, they are enjoying every
moment of it, as they orgasm their way, or freelance - the religious
side or type of starlancing - their way into a mass of sexual and
frenetic love and hysteria. Hysteria? Yes, they just love it to
peaches, and they can't get over how wonderful it is. But soon as they
come back, and enter their body again, after a short religous samadhi,
they are back on their feet and they remember how great it was.

In my ceremony, once I enter into the Holy Vagina, into which only I am
allowed to enter, now, anyway, but maybe not for always, as that's a
surprise feature of my religion I'm not going to tell anyone, just yet,
I can bring out all kinds of interesting treasures and presents for
people to use and enjoy. That's not a joke, it's just that I haven't
had any priestesses in my apartment lately, so it ain't going to get up
and running for me or for you in terms of having these treasures and
things stick around anywhere outside of my ephemeral body playhouse.
The Opening of The Holy Vagina Ceremony for gifts and presents for
everyone, is a ceremony that I can perform, and the Holy Vagina takes
on a molecular mass, the more I perform this ceremony.

One day, it will become completely solid, and at that time, we will be
able to enter it, the priestesses and the priests and I, after some
time, though, yet, and we will be able to give birth to my special
children once inside this Holy Vagina, or so that's what it appears to
me to be, from my training sessions.

That won't be for a long time, yet, but it will come about one day, I
think. This ceremony will be very far out indeed, if this Holy Vagina
of mine is going to appear, as I suspect it will, someday, a long time
from now, but then we'll just have to wait and see if it does, or not.

From what I gather, we can live inside of this mother fucking big *****

vagina space ship, which is another name for it that I have got, that
is, my little space ship, and you won't believe the physics of this
place, once we go into it, as it is relatively small on the outside,
but it is humongous as the dickens and ever expanding on the inside, so
long as we need more room in it, anyway, though there are no coca cola
machines, as I sort of learned from my training excercises, on the
inside, much to my disappointment.

We can have a lot of fun inside of it, and do lots of ceremonies, and I
suppose you think I am crazier than an old goat ready to leap off of a
mountain peak into a cloud bank, or something, but we will warm up
every one, and all of my kids with the kinds of fucking fun and sexual
games we will be playing on the inside, and brother, let me tell you,
you just ain't got no idea of how warm it's going to get on the inside,
and how erotic it is going to be, as we live on for centuries, and then
some, in an eternal love embrace orgiastic religous ceremony or two, on
the inside. Well, it sounds good to me, so I'm looking forward to it,
and whether you believe it or not, or you think the men in the white
tunics, or doctor's cloths, are about to knock on my door, well, I just
couldn't give a darn, as I am going to have one heck of a good time in
that space ship of mine, someday, regardless of whether or not you all
think I'm out of my gourd now, or not, and whether you still want to be
a party to this religion of mine, or not, as I know lots of secret
hiding places in my universe, and this is one of them. Anyway, it will
be a long time from now until we board my spherical space ship, that is
acutally my own holy vagina, but one day, as far as I can tell, it is
going to solidify and when it does, I haven't got the faintest clue on
how to get into it, but I guess we will just go, poof, and in an
instant, my priestesses and my priests and I will be on the inside, and
then it won't matter where it is, because we aren't anywhere anyone
will see us, and that's for sure.

Well, it sounds kind of whacky, if you ask me, but I'm awfully sure
there are ways to work out these things, and you'd better believe it,
there are, though I'm not going to let out any of my secrets, just yet.
Well, it will all take place within the context of my religion, and if
I have a congregation of believers on the outside of my holy body
circle, and then suddenly, I and many of my priestesses and priests
disappear, and leave a few behind because they aren't pure enough yet
to come along with us, well, don't say I didn't warn you that this was
going to happen one day. If you are among the lazy contenders for
priestly hood, that is a priestess to be or a priest to be, and you get
left out and find the rest of us have just vanished, well, just try to
think back and see if you remember that I posted this note, a long time
ago, and then, go figure from there. Anyhow, molecularly speaking, we
might have just vanished into my home lair, that is, just over the
hedgerow, and it was during this Holy Vagina ceremony that it happened,
so just figure we went out of this universe in my space ship and that's
where we are now, that is, we are up there and over the hedgerow, and
we got there in my space ship that magically flew us away, and we have
to live in it, cause we can't live outside where all my kids are, cause
they have a different body composition, and they breath different kinds
of gasses and mixtures of buggy air and so forth, and so we'll just
stay inside my space ship aka, my Holy Vagina, and we will fly away to
up and over the hedgerow and we will be back one day, maybe just a few
minutes later, because who knows how I can manage to bend time, as
well, as space, and so forth. It will seem like we have been over the
hedgerow and in my space ship for a few thousand trillion years,
perhaps, and we have done lots of baby makeing and so forth, and now
it's time to go back, so when we come back, we will have a lot of kids
with us, and we will all pile out the door and poof, we are all back in
my temple but it's really crowded, now. Well, a few seconds, or a few
minutes, or a few days or a few hours, it doesn't really matter much, I
just know I can't stay away for too long so I'll have to just bend time
a little and pull a few tricks like that to make all these babies in
such a short amount of time, and by the way, we don't get much older
while we are in there, even though countless ages have passed, and we
don't get too hungry, even though there are no coke machines, in there,
as we will breath in the foods and nutrients we will need, I suspect,
but am not exactly sure about it, and we may even have shower stalls in
there - which is probably the case, as we are still in possession of a
lot of nasty little kritters inside of us - for all I know, and guess
what, our body composition has changed, a little, anyway, and we didn't
even know it, but when we land back in my temple, on our feet, with
lots of babies in our hands, and lots of mothers and fathers syrups all
splashed around on us, I suppose, we will have had one heck of a good
time, indeed. Well, don't let this sort of thing scare you, cause it
will not hurt and it will be a lot of fun.

For that ceremony, we'll be hanging out by my general line of
concordial harmony or the differential time zone, and molecularly
balanced time continuum, or some such hoaky named area as that, and
it's way out there by the tail of my body, and there seems to be a
zipper or something out there, and maybe we'll pop out through the
zipper, and on the other side, where it is pure harmony or something,
that's me, remember, well we'll hang out there and make lots of baby
priestesses and priests and believe you me, we are going to cook up a
storm of wonderfully romanced religous ceremonies, that will fry my
nuts and your titties off, and we'll not do this just one time, but by
all means, we'll go back out there, now and then, and make more
whoopie, and then come back in with a boat load of new kids to add to
the troops.

Well, I'm the leutenant commander, or something like that, and my Mama
Maybelline, or my priestess for the day, will be my conductor, or
rather, my commander, and I couldn't care less, cause I'm the one with
all the nifty tricks and secrets that she and they will just have to
keep guessing about from now for a long time to come, as to how I pull
these mysterious things off. Ha. So, I shouldn't be laughing yet,
cause, now you all think I'm nuts, but anyway, we'll have a great time,
and yes, we will go out there into my concordial time zone of harmonic
convergence where we won't have to worry about time slippage, and that
sort of thing, my memories are still a little dull, here, but anyway,
when we get back, there will be a whole boat load of new kids on the
block, and we'd better just bring back enough for a few more places at
the dinner table, and keep the noise down cause the neighbors are going
to complain if I bring more than a few dozen or two back with me, each
time we go out there, I suppose, but the truth is we may have as many
as a few hundred or more, beatyful girls and beautyful guys, with dicks
on them that are owned by the young ladies, how about that. Anyway,
we'll still get off on this because these kids are going to be awfully
surprised when they land on terra firma, but the truth is, we have just
the right physics in there, in the space bubble of mine, to resemble
the physics or earth, and after we breast feed and nourish these
kiddies for a while, well, I think we'll bring them all back before too
long, as we don't want them to get too fixated on my space bubble, and
we have lots of work to do, they and I, and everyone in my religion, so
maybe we'll just be gone for a few earth seconds, and then, poof, we're
back with a boat load of new kids to feed with lots of nourishing stews
and stuff, and by the way, we'll pick up some groceries while we are
out there, and that won't be too much trouble, since we are way out
beyond the area where everything becomes possible, and so we'll just
sneak back in when it's dark or something and everyone has left my
temple and gone home for the day, and then well secretly come back in
and hang around in my temple for a few weeks or something, until
everyone has adjusted to the time slippage phenomena, and every one is
happy with the results of our ceremonies, and if you think this is just
a lot of talk, well, you have got a while to go before you can tell me
what is possible and what isn't, since I made this whole gosh darn
place in the first place, and there are a lot of things that you, and
me, still don't know about this, but I have a reason, I lost my
memeories, and you don't so there.

Well, I seem like a kind of spiteful menace, but then you'll just have
to get used to it, for awhile, as I'm trying to get you all adjusted to
these facts that no one knows anything about, except for me, and a few
other kids of mine, I suspect, all of them have heard about it, but
they just don't give a hoot, as it is neither here nor there for them,
as they are happy buttfucking the ladies and so are the ladies happy
being butt fucked, by the guys, and so things are as usual for them,
and until my girls start to take over and tell these little kids of
mine that the dicks that are on their bodies are the property of the
ladies in the group, although there are a lot of them, and they all
want a piece of the action, well, the guys and girls will just keep on
laughing at me and thumbing their noses, until my big girl kids whacks
them one good one over the head, and sends them for a lullabye time to,
well, not to my concordial time zone convergence area of mine, or area
of pure harmony and the time slippage upheaval near disaster area,
that's just a joke, but to the hospital bedroom that is in their area
there where they live secreted away in my internal universes, inside my
ephemeral body, and if you still think you know every thing, and that
I'm talking garbage, then you have got a few things to learn about GOd,
my young dear ladies and gentlemen, however old you may be, but anyway,
I'd better pipe down because some kids might start crying if I carry on
with this gruff attitude type stuff or lineal divergence and personal
charm, grace and poise character of mine, that is a spooky guy one
minute and a nice guy the next, type character of mine. Anyhow, someone
is due soon to come and take my temperature and my pulse to make sure
that I'm still all okay. Well, I am. So tiddly winks, that means, bite
one.

There is also the "Heaven's Gate Hole" Holy Immaculate Vagina Ceremony,
which I will be performing on a regular basis, once I get my religion
up and running, which will allow us, my priestesses and priests and I,
to visit the Wonderlusses and have children there, as well. That won't
be for a while, either, and I don't exactly know how we are going to
work the universe building contest with my children living in the
Wonderlusses, because we will use the physics of the Wonderlusses, and
transform the new and expanding universe into an ever larger one, and
as we do, we will have to change the physics of them, as well. I don't
suppose we will have much trouble, bringing my kids back from the
Wonderlusses, and asking them to stand back as we set these building
block new universe structures on top of each other, with our prayer
ceremonies, and the power that we will be generating from them, but we
will be able to sort out all the details, later, by any means, meaning,
some time or another.

Well, I guess you don't believe that we will be doing these things, but
you're in for a surprise, and I don't have to prove it cause it is
going to happen and it is going to be one wild party getting there, to
the Wonderlusses, in the first place, and all the other things that
we'll do until then, are going to be extremely and unbelievably
wonderful for one and all, though I haven't yet exactly figured out how
I'm going to integrate priests into these ceremonies, as I never had
any training programs involving them and the other things that I will
be doing, except for recently, and I had already finished my training
programs with regards to many of my future ceremonies and other things,
but I'll figure all of this out, in due time. Just have a little
patience, as it takes time to figure out everything that I must
remember. That means, I have to give more thought to men and their
roles in my religion, but it isn't so hard to figure out what they are
going to be doing, as they are the servants of the priestesses, and so
forth and so on.

I also have my ephemeral body in my holy body prayer circle, always,
and also in my Mandala, which I now have on my wall, and which I pray
to every day during my religious ceremonies.

All mandalas that are written as I have instructed are authorized by me
and I have stated how they are to be constructed and what is to be
written on them. My Holy Body is not in any of them, but they serve as
the only legitimate means, sort of like a window, to penetrate through
as people pray to them.

As people pray, they will penetrate through them, their life and its
energies will penetrate through them, and they will make a connection
to my Mandala and to my Holy Body. They act or function as little
portholes and will connnect the person or persons who are praying to
them to my Mandala and to my Holy Body, and then, after a while, my
Holy Body will connect the people who are praying to them to my true
self, or orignal self, and they will reach the enlightenment, which I
wrote about previously on this web message board. They will help to
erase the karmatic markups that all people carry around inside of them,
and combined with the prayers, the markups inside all people will
slowly be erased equally for all people who are praying. For those who
are not praying, they will also be erased, but more gradually, and over
an extremely, much much longer, period of time, as this is what I need
to have you all accomplish, as you join with me in my efforts to erase
all of the markups in everyone in my universe, and in time, purify my
universe. My universe can not be purified if people do not pray, but as
they pray, then we will purify my universe, and everyone else in it.

So, even if Mr. Joe Smity, is a lazy bumm ***** hole, we will, in time,
erase even his markups. He will be waiting around an extremely long
period of time for this to happen, while we are finished already
erasing our own markups, and many markups of those loved ones around
and close to us, but we will eventually even erase the lazy bumm Joe
Smity and his equally lazy bumm wife's Carol's markups, as well. We
will also erase all of the markups of my children, and that includes
all of them. As we do, we will create a wonderfully pure and harmonious
and splendid universe to live in, and we will go on from there for
eternity doing many incredible things, that I will explain in time,
over the course of infinity. There will be no end to our lives, and we
will live forever, and we are now getting started on that journey.

In any event, I will do my best to keep things straight, and if I
happen to mess up and make errors, which normally will occur from time
to time, somehow I will correct my mistakes, and then I will go about
to make the neccessary corrections so as to unconfuse anyone who may be
wondering if I got it right or not when I wrote it down.

There are a lot of big surprises for all of you women and men, who
eventually join me directly in my religion, as priestesses and as
priests, in our own particular form of a religious cluster family, and
as we continue for eternity, though there may be a person who has a
problem now and then due to karmatic markups, and they will grow
unhappy, and lose sight of our purpose, and decide to take a break from
our religious activities for a while. However, when ever that person,
female or male, decides to rejoin us, she or he will of course be
allowed to again begin to participate in our religious activities
together, and in all of our other activities, no matter what they are,
as well, such as child rearing, birthing ceremonies, and all of the
other activities involved in bringing GOd's Children into my universe
to assist us with our religious movement.

I have a lot of kids to be born and we will be busy having children and
doing a lot of other things as well, for the rest of eternity, though
at a certain point in time, all of my kids will be born, but when that
will be is a good question, because we will be expanding our universe
for a very long time, and of course we will need my kids to fill up my
universe as we expand and build on it, so when we will be finished
bearing children is a good question indeed, as time is boundless, and
so is, space. So if we can go on building ever larger universes for us
to live in for the rest of infinity, then I guess we can also go on
having GOd's Children, as well, for the rest of infinity. So, we have a
lot of children to bear, and you ladies and gentlemen who will become
full time priestesses and priests in our enormous and growing religious
cluster family of ours, will be busy assisting me bring into my ever
increasing in size universe, to a point, anyway, for a long time to
come.

How are we going to expand on the size of my universe? I have a lot of
universes that I have set asside outside this one, and they are if not
limitless, then, at least, nearly limitless, and they probably are
limitless. But, they aren't after all.

How about that. Well, anyway, we will expand our unverse through our
religious prayer ceremonies and one by one, we will take these
prefabricated, or premade universes or mine, and we will set about to
place one after the other, on top and on the sides of the preceeding
ones.

We are going to build an awfully big place to live in and it is almost
incomprehensible to me how we are going to manage this, but apparently
we will be doing this, expanding my universe, for a long time, indeed.

We are lucky though, because in the Gurkian Age, there are no laws
regarding dress codes, so every one can wear their birthday suit, and
we won't have to worry about diapers when we start to make a lot of
children pies, that's kiddy priests, in my vernacular.

Knowing now that we will be nearly forever expanding this universe,
almost limitlessly, though it comes as a detuning shock to my nervous
system, I shouldn't say that it is too much of a shock, as it is just
one of those things that I will now have to adjust my brain to. So, in
a few years, after a large number of mind splitting headaches over
this, I will eventually adjust to this reality, and figure out how we
are going to do it, as this is an awfully large place we are talking
about.

Can you imagine how we are going to get from one end to the other?
Well, I think after a while, there won't be a one end to another,
nearly, and you'll never figure out how I did it. Well, I am boudless
and limitless, as the old saying goes, and whether you believe it or
not, is not my problem. But there is something called the harmonial
concordial line, or the harmonial concordance line, and that's where I
become pure harmony, and from there on out, it is a mind bending me
limitlessly perpetuated throughout. That means, I'm everywhere and in
my good old perfect self. Well, whether you believe that or not,
doesn't really matter to me, but it more or less explains who I am, and
how big I am, and that means I am limitless in size, and limitless in
all dimensions, or outwards directions. Like it or not, believe it or
not, doubt it all you want, you can't change the reality of my being.
Sorry, children.

In any case, I will need a lot of kids, after awile, to keep every one
in my universe happy, as that's our job, I'm the spiritual director of
my universe, and my kids and some of you luckier ones, will be in my
platoon troop, as well.

I have a bunch more to say, but it is all dogmatic stuff, and it is for
the person(s) who are really interested in knowing my religous
teachings, but they are not too easy to understand for the newly
introduced to my wonderfully different and sometimes, almost whacky
religion of mine, so we will let them rest awhile, and in a few million
years, when someone really has the gumption and determination to find
out more about my religion, first hand, then I'll start teaching stuff
to you about Me and my ephemeral bodies, that you ought to know, such
as who is the master of all men and who is the master of all women,
well that's me.

I am also the master of all my kids, whether of not they are going to
like me for saying that, and I think they don't as Frederick and
Charles and Bruce and Filbury, a girl, and Maple, another girl, and a
whole bunch of other kids of mine, who are around here, somewhere,
hiding, just through a bunch of pretend bricks at me. That time, they
really through a large number of pretend bricks, but I could see them
all. So, they are not going to get into trouble, cause they all know
I'm a push-over, and they have got me out numbered, by a very large
number.

How an I the Master of all men and women? Well, because I say so, and
because I made you all from my primordial spirit or essense, and since
that's my primordial spirit you are using to live in, then you are my
property. So hows that. Yes, it's hard to swallow, the fact that I,
GOd, own all of you and everything in my creation, but that's the
breaks, kids, and whether you like it or not, that's just too darn bad.
So there.

Next, when a woman priestess becomes one with me, I don't think I
explained that to you, but I will sometime, my priestess becomes the
living expression of the Creatoress side of me, but only after she has
spent a lot of time doing religious worship and prayer activities with
me in my official Holy Body Circle, I have a holy body circle that is
always with me, but that is called my informal holy body circle, and it
doesn't count as an official holy body circle, well, after she spends a
lot of time, at least twelve to 50 or 80 or 300 or, acutally, about 2
or 3 minutes, in my holy body circle, she will become pure enough, not
really, but in theory.

So that's about it, there are a few other juicy good tales to tell you,
as well, but they are all true, and so is this one, and who ever is the
lucky lady who will become my Holy Body Queen for the Day, is going to
have a lot of fun, and so are all of the other women who become, in a
way, Holy Body Queens for the Year and so forth, as when a priestess
enters my official holy body circle, they all become Holy Body Queens,
and I guess I'm out numbered, and outclassed, of course, again.

Well, my job is a tough one, but I think you all are going to be having
all the fun and riptide, which is a way of saying, all the splashing
and jumping around in the ocean by the sea shore, and I won't be having
much to do with anything, except keeping my self busy saying prayers.
It sure looks good for you women, especially after you get a lot of
young and elderly men in here as priests for you to boss around, since
you are their superiors, and I think you and they will have an enormous
amount of fun, and pleasure, not to mention sexual orgasming
experiences, and as such, when I get my little tadpoles out here, my
children that is, they will be having a lot of the same, as well,
especially the young ladies.

My life as GOd doesn't always look so hot, but as I like the
construction industry, I'm sure I'll find a way to stay entertained,
for a long time, and then some, I suppose. For sure, all of you will
find lots of ways to keep your selves entertained, religiously, and
otherwise, when you realize I have an a nearly infinite number of young
men and women, who will be joining your ranks, for the rest of
eternity, and I'm sure that between you and them, you all will find
plenty of things to do in my ever expanding universe, here, even if I
can't find any of you, after a while.

I'll have to get my other kids to track you all down, and get a few of
you back from the beaches on all of those new planets out there, that
you all like to go to and hang around on, as I stay at home and pray
all the time, so we'll have to come up with a pretty handy pocket
phone, that is waterproof and break resistant, and will automatically
come back to the side of the owner when she or he decides to toss it.
In anycase, we will, at least you will, be having a lot of fun as lay
congregationalists, and then later, probably much later, some of you,
anyway, as priestesses and priests, and after awhile, you'll forget who
I am, and then begin to ignore me as I come in the front door as you
are reading "kitten's galore", all you ever wanted to know about house
cats that are non disease carrying, and resistant to all bad kritters,
and are herbivorous (leaf, nuts, berries, and plant eaters), as well.

As for those Dyslexics, and so forth, well, I hear a lot of them are
still planing to leave, so let's just bid them farewell, and tell them
to never put their dinky asses on my planet, remember, I claimed it as
mine, as well as the rest of my universe, again.

They will eventually end up in my Epcot Center, or in my Flander's
field, and then they will all get the reformational training that is
coming to them.

As we already know, the Dyslexics are just putting on a hoax here,
pretending they are running different governments, and it is a big
sham, so I suppose we can just let them think they are running things -
but then, maybe that's not such a good idea, after all - when they are
really not, at least not for our benefit

We can humor some of them, as they are too far gone to be of any real
concern to us, such as Hillary Clinton, and a bunch or her friends, as
we all know they are hopelessly mentally ill. One of these days, they
will all be certified as insane, and we will be ready to lock them up,
by then, and force them to take their medications. Until then, we will
humor some of them, and some of them, we'll shave the dicks and
scrotums off of, and everything else that's attached to them, and for
the most part, just look on at their petty sham dance, that is, their
wasting time on the floor of the parliaments and congresses of this
planet, and snicker at them as we all pretty much know that they are
all out of their minds, with their Roman days like illnesses that
brought about the fall of the Roman Empire, not to mention the
disbandenment of Stonehenge, the dying off of all of the original
inhabitants of Birdman Island, off of South America, and the loss of
countless other civilizations on this planet, and through out my
universe, as this illness is a universal pandemic, or uncontrollable
outbreak that is affecting nearly most everyone in it, and the
dyslexics are nearly completely clueless to that fact.

John Francis Ayres
GOd
And Smart and Brilliantly Shining Little Children

The Gurkian Way Foundation Ministry
John Francis Ayres
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