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"Jason Gastrich" |
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26 Mar 2005 06:51:30 AM |
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Just Walk Away |
Dear agnostics and atheists,
This message is for all of you that know that your position is very weak.
All of you that know deep down there is a Creator because the evidence is
just too compelling for intelligent design.
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this group
of scoffers. Do you ever wonder why some people you used to know have
suddenly disappeared? Are you tired of being associated with fools?
When you leave the hostile environment of alt.atheism, you can have the
chance to really consider what you believe. Face it. The feelings you've
been having about a Creator won't be confirmed here. They won't be
respected here. Heck, you won't be respected here.
Leaving alt.atheism to research your beliefs, search your heart, and even
consult some real and honest friends is wise. My prayers are with you.
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
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http://www.jcsm.org
Over 90,000 web pages!
John 8:36 reads, "Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be free
indeed."
Galatians 5:1 reads, "Stand fast therefore in the liberty by which Christ
has made us free, and do not be entangled again with a yoke of bondage."
ICQ#: 20731140 . AIM: MrJasonGastrich . YIM: Jesus_Saved_Jason
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
26 Mar 2005 08:47:20 AM |
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"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Dear agnostics and atheists,
This message is for all of you that know that your position is very
weak.
That would be you then ?
All of you that know deep down there is a Creator because the
evidence is just too compelling for intelligent design.
So now you're flogging ID ?
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Do you ever wonder why some people you used to
know have suddenly disappeared?
The Black helicopters ?
Are you tired of being associated
with fools?
If replying too your post means associating with fools, so be it .....
When you leave the hostile environment of alt.atheism, you can have
the chance to really consider what you believe. Face it. The
feelings you've been having about a Creator won't be confirmed here.
They won't be respected here. Heck, you won't be respected here.
I wouldn't expect to if I carried on like you phoney Doctor.... you have no
idea what atheism really is....
Leaving alt.atheism to research your beliefs, search your heart, and
even consult some real and honest friends is wise. My prayers are
with you.
I did just that, guess what, all my friends are atheists too ! Stick your
prayers where the sun don't shine ....
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
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Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell Checkers'
so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
26 Mar 2005 11:35:52 AM |
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Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's praying for don't
visit the group any more, thus making the whole charade even more
pointless.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "wcb" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
27 Mar 2005 04:29:24 AM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's praying for don't
visit the group any more, thus making the whole charade even more
pointless.
And none of the regulars here still that he has prayed
for have coverted.
I suspect he hasn't really prayed much.
He just says he does and watches TV instead.
--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
27 Mar 2005 05:41:56 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:29:24 -0600, wcb <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com>
wrote:
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's praying for don't
visit the group any more, thus making the whole charade even more
pointless.
And none of the regulars here still that he has prayed
for have coverted.
I suspect he hasn't really prayed much.
He just says he does and watches TV instead.
Well, he prayed for me and I did not convert but I did go away for
awhile. I have this life thing happening with two kids etc........
sometimes aa is just too much to deal with. When I am not able to put
in the effort to really read and follow posts I simply don't. Any
godlike entity certainly has nothing to do with it even though two
teenagers believe themselves to be godlike.
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
27 Mar 2005 01:35:18 PM |
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wcb wrote:
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's praying for don't
visit the group any more, thus making the whole charade even more
pointless.
And none of the regulars here still that he has prayed
for have coverted.
I suspect he hasn't really prayed much.
He just says he does and watches TV instead.
He doesn't pray at all...... he justs posts his daily prayer.........
it's a Cookie Cutter operation, he just posts the same prayer and
replaces the atheist number and name .... feeble ....
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "Carson West" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
26 Mar 2005 11:46:37 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:35:52 +0000, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you
and leave this group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's
praying for don't visit the group any more, thus making
the whole charade even more pointless.
The list has been around for quite some time and has been added to in
ascending order, so those at the top of the list are the oldest, of
course. Since the list is rather old, it's more likely that those at the
top of the list aren't posting, for whatever reason, any longer. It seems
to me that the older the name, the more likely they are not to be around.
It wouldn't surprise me if Jason wanted to represent that as something
other than the normal rotation of personalities into and out of Usenet.
Jason is nothing if not a propagandist.
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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26 Mar 2005 12:58:29 PM |
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Carson West wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:35:52 +0000, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you
and leave this group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's
praying for don't visit the group any more, thus making
the whole charade even more pointless.
The list has been around for quite some time and has been added to in
ascending order, so those at the top of the list are the oldest, of
course. Since the list is rather old, it's more likely that those at the
top of the list aren't posting, for whatever reason, any longer. It seems
to me that the older the name, the more likely they are not to be around.
It wouldn't surprise me if Jason wanted to represent that as something
other than the normal rotation of personalities into and out of Usenet.
Jason is nothing if not a propagandist.
no truer words could be spoken .....he's already made a huge 'song and
dance' about not being able to locate aa#11 ..... he's a thoroughly
nasty little man .....
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
26 Mar 2005 01:25:17 PM |
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In our last episode <pan.2005.03.26.11.46.37.316032@coxspambox.net>,
Carson West pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:35:52 +0000, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Masked Avenger wrote:
"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers.
Your evidence for this is ...... ?
Presumably, he's noticed that a lot of the people he's praying for don't
visit the group any more, thus making the whole charade even more
pointless.
The list has been around for quite some time and has been added to in
ascending order, so those at the top of the list are the oldest, of
course. Since the list is rather old, it's more likely that those at the
top of the list aren't posting, for whatever reason, any longer. It seems
to me that the older the name, the more likely they are not to be around.
It wouldn't surprise me if Jason wanted to represent that as something
other than the normal rotation of personalities into and out of Usenet.
Jason is nothing if not a propagandist.
That is what he's doing. The list started in 1997. About the end of
February from what I've seen in Google. So it's eight years old now. As
you point out, the ordinary "churn" of any newsgroup means a lot of the
early folks have moved on to other things.
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising number
of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but where here
when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably still in
High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Michael Rathbun" |
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27 Mar 2005 05:36:21 AM |
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In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising number
of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but where here
when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably still in
High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom post
and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some other
communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits of our dear
old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to see what peerless
buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
mdr
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"What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?"
-- Lady Macbeth
F - IW AA #2157 GEVNP
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
27 Mar 2005 11:55:52 AM |
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In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>, Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits of
our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to see
what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I'm starting to think we should make him our mascot...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
28 Mar 2005 05:06:27 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> astounded us with:
news:YoCdndt5FpjVAtvfRVn-ow@megapath.net:
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>, Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits
of
our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to see
what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I'm starting to think we should make him our mascot...
Bad idea Mark, who wants to be associated with bald faced, sanctimonious
liars?
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Mar 2005 12:31:02 PM |
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In our last episode <nhM1e.15129$C7.4347@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
Phÿltêr pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> astounded us with:
news:YoCdndt5FpjVAtvfRVn-ow@megapath.net:
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>,
Michael Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits
of
our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I'm starting to think we should make him our mascot...
Bad idea Mark, who wants to be associated with bald faced, sanctimonious
liars?
But think of the potential.
"This is your brain on Christian fundamentalism."
<eg>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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27 Mar 2005 01:30:00 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits of
our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to see
what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I'm starting to think we should make him our mascot...
Nah, you don't want a Mascot that bites people ......
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Mar 2005 12:30:12 PM |
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In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>, Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits
of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
"This is your brain on fundamentalism..."
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
30 Mar 2005 06:47:20 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:LuOdnQ5uoO3I19TfRVn-1A@megapath.net...
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>, Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits
of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
I think that Tukla might have something to say about that.
He's already our official newsgroup mascot - even if he
did create the job himself. D'ya think Jason could argue
him out of the job? There'd be nothing left of him but a
pair of shoes. And, Tukla would probably have them
for dessert.
"This is your brain on fundamentalism..."
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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30 Mar 2005 07:05:46 AM |
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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:47:20 -0500 in free.christians, Michelle
Malkin ("Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>) said, directing the
reply to free.christians
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:LuOdnQ5uoO3I19TfRVn-1A@megapath.net...
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>, Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits
of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
I think that Tukla might have something to say about that.
He's already our official newsgroup mascot - even if he
did create the job himself. D'ya think Jason could argue
him out of the job? There'd be nothing left of him but a
pair of shoes. And, Tukla would probably have them
for dessert.
Well, if Tulka is the mascot, perhaps Jason would make an appropriate
"AntiMascot," even if he'd have to make do with two faces instead of
seven heads and ten horns....
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Just Walk Away |
31 Mar 2005 06:10:11 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:7ojk415ddsfbar30n99pg0c7pcbv16r2r7@4ax.com...
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:47:20 -0500 in free.christians, Michelle
Malkin ("Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>) said, directing the
reply to free.christians
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:LuOdnQ5uoO3I19TfRVn-1A@megapath.net...
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>,
Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first
list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very
seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits,
some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning
exploits
of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back
to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
I think that Tukla might have something to say about that.
He's already our official newsgroup mascot - even if he
did create the job himself. D'ya think Jason could argue
him out of the job? There'd be nothing left of him but a
pair of shoes. And, Tukla would probably have them
for dessert.
Well, if Tulka is the mascot, perhaps Jason would make an appropriate
"AntiMascot," even if he'd have to make do with two faces instead of
seven heads and ten horns....
Only if Tukla doesn't have him for dinner.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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31 Mar 2005 06:33:10 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 01:10:11 -0500 in alt.atheism, Michelle Malkin
("Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:7ojk415ddsfbar30n99pg0c7pcbv16r2r7@4ax.com...
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:47:20 -0500 in free.christians, Michelle
Malkin ("Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>) said, directing the
reply to free.christians
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:LuOdnQ5uoO3I19TfRVn-1A@megapath.net...
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>,
Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first
list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very
seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits,
some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning
exploits
of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back
to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
I think that Tukla might have something to say about that.
He's already our official newsgroup mascot - even if he
did create the job himself. D'ya think Jason could argue
him out of the job? There'd be nothing left of him but a
pair of shoes. And, Tukla would probably have them
for dessert.
Well, if Tulka is the mascot, perhaps Jason would make an appropriate
"AntiMascot," even if he'd have to make do with two faces instead of
seven heads and ten horns....
Only if Tukla doesn't have him for dinner.
Fine by me. As long as we're talking Chianti and fava beans.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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31 Mar 2005 01:25:44 PM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:B66dnUsxIsbZCdbfRVn-hw@comcast.com...
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:7ojk415ddsfbar30n99pg0c7pcbv16r2r7@4ax.com...
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:47:20 -0500 in free.christians, Michelle
Malkin ("Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>) said, directing the
reply to free.christians
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:LuOdnQ5uoO3I19TfRVn-1A@megapath.net...
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>,
Michael
Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first
list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so,
the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very
seldom
post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never
bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits,
some
other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning
exploits
of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come
back
to
see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
I think that Tukla might have something to say about that.
He's already our official newsgroup mascot - even if he
did create the job himself. D'ya think Jason could argue
him out of the job? There'd be nothing left of him but a
pair of shoes. And, Tukla would probably have them
for dessert.
Well, if Tulka is the mascot, perhaps Jason would make an appropriate
"AntiMascot," even if he'd have to make do with two faces instead of
seven heads and ten horns....
Only if Tukla doesn't have him for dinner.
I think even Tukla has standards ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Mar 2005 02:34:04 PM |
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In our last episode <Jqadne2xZfzl1tffRVn-sg@comcast.com>, Michelle Malkin
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:LuOdnQ5uoO3I19TfRVn-1A@megapath.net...
In our last episode <05hc419dqcjq0ubvtj6bi8373klp9v0sk0@4ax.com>,
Michael Rathbun pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first
list) are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More
so, the topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a
surprising number of people are still here who not only predate "the
list" but
where
here when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably
still
in High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very
seldom post and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two
ago.
And there are still a number of "long timers" that have never bothered
with the list at all.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits,
some other communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning
exploits of our dear old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to
come back to see what peerless buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
I still say he'd make a good mascot.
I think that Tukla might have something to say about that. He's already
our official newsgroup mascot - even if he did create the job himself.
D'ya think Jason could argue him out of the job? There'd be nothing left
of him but a pair of shoes. And, Tukla would probably have them for
dessert.
Well, it'd make for an interesting, um, debate...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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30 Mar 2005 04:23:19 PM |
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I think the title of the thread is appropriate for Jason.
Here is the UK there is a government sponsored advert running
on TV promoting education and adult learning. The short
ad depicts a man (similar one for women) who is thinking of
enrolling in evening classes to learn to read and write and learn
mathematics only that little gremlin inside him tells him to walk
away. In one scene he is enterning the college with the gremlin
clinging to his legs, "Education aint for us" he pleads "We will give
up after four weeks". "Just walk awayyyy"
He ignores his gremlin who ends up in a rubbish cart
when he proudly leaves with his certificate
Jason represents perfectly that little dwarf in a gremlin suit
on the side of ignorance very well.
Well Jason, I walked away from ignorance and blind superstition
a long time ago and I aint going back to it.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "David" |
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27 Mar 2005 04:09:17 PM |
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Rathbun rathhaused:
In alt.atheism on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:25:17 -0600,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
At the same time, a surprising number of the first 300 (the first list)
are still here. Michelle (of course), Yang, Stoney, etc. More so, the
topic of being an "old timer" came up a while back and a surprising
number
of people are still here who not only predate "the list" but where here
when the ng was *created in '91. Back when Gasbag was probably still in
High School and had no clue what a "Usenet" even was...
Fer 'ninstance, I've been reading the group since 1996, but very seldom
post
and only asked Michelle for an AA number a year or two ago.
Oddly enough, recently, every time I drift away to other pursuits, some
other
communications channel brings me a whiff of the stunning exploits of our
dear
old mascot Doctor Gastrocnemius, and I have to come back to see what
peerless
buffoonery he perpetrates today.
And I must admit that this particular thread is a top job.
Corn granulations, Herr Doktor Jason.
mdr
Well, you may be knocking a friend of mine, but credit where credit is due:
unlike most athirsts you do seem to have a spot of linguistic panache and a
half-way decent line in humour.
No wonder we've barely had a line out of you in the putative nine years of
your usenet franchise.
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| User: "Michael Rathbun" |
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28 Mar 2005 12:16:21 AM |
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In alt.atheism on Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:09:17 +0200,
"David" <nugatory@pension.com> wrote:
Rathbun rathhaused:
Heh. The surname originally reflected the family having left the parish of
Rathboyne for Ditton, Lancashire. When we got to North America, we were
transmogrified into a fearsome band of Baptist preachers. Google for
"Valentine Rathbun", my umpty-great grandfather.
No wonder we've barely had a line out of you in the putative nine years of
your usenet franchise.
I discover that my original estimation is in error by two years. I started
reading this group in 1994.
I've infested a couple of other fora over the years. Not everything has gone
out with the email address attached to these posts.
mdr
--
The hits just keep on coming for poor "Nadine". See the sad tale
of email lists gone horribly wrong at <http://www.honet.com/Nadine/>
F - IW AA #2157 GEVNP
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| User: "David" |
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28 Mar 2005 03:01:45 PM |
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Rathbun rathhaused:
In alt.atheism on Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:09:17 +0200,
"David" <nugatory@pension.com> wrote:
Rathbun rathhaused:
Heh. The surname originally reflected the family having left the parish
of
Rathboyne for Ditton, Lancashire. When we got to North America, we were
transmogrified into a fearsome band of Baptist preachers. Google for
"Valentine Rathbun", my umpty-great grandfather.
Cool! Hough Green they were when they got to the new country, but the Lord
had Mersey on them and gave them a good Widnes...
No wonder we've barely had a line out of you in the putative nine years
of
your usenet franchise.
I discover that my original estimation is in error by two years. I
started
reading this group in 1994.
Old timer. You make me feel like a newbie. I'm three years' younger.
I've infested a couple of other fora over the years. Not everything has
gone
out with the email address attached to these posts.
mdr
--
The hits just keep on coming for poor "Nadine". See the sad tale
of email lists gone horribly wrong at <http://www.honet.com/Nadine/>
Spam makes me sick, actually. You're absolutely right to protest about it.
These basstods are wasting our common resource.
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| User: "Woden" |
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26 Mar 2005 01:50:02 PM |
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"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:SD71e.46362$VD5.9616@twister.socal.rr.com:
Dear agnostics and atheists,
This message is for all of you that know that your position is very
weak. All of you that know deep down there is a Creator because the
evidence is just too compelling for intelligent design.
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers. Do you ever wonder why some people you used to
know have suddenly disappeared? Are you tired of being associated
with fools?
When you leave the hostile environment of alt.atheism, you can have
the chance to really consider what you believe. Face it. The
feelings you've been having about a Creator won't be confirmed here.
They won't be respected here. Heck, you won't be respected here.
Leaving alt.atheism to research your beliefs, search your heart, and
even consult some real and honest friends is wise. My prayers are
with you.
Sincerely,
Jason Gastrich
ROTHFLMAO. This is truly the funniest thing you have posted yet.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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26 Mar 2005 07:01:50 PM |
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"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:SD71e.46362$VD5.9616@twister.socal.rr.com:
Dear agnostics and atheists,
I'm not your "dear" anything.
This message is for all of you that know that your position is very
weak. All of you that know deep down there is a Creator because the
evidence is just too compelling for intelligent design.
"Lord of the Rings" is proof of Hobbits, by your standard. I would like to
***** an Elf hottie. Can you hook me up with Galadriel's number?
Just walk away. Do what hundreds have done before you and leave this
group of scoffers. Do you ever wonder why some people you used to
know have suddenly disappeared? Are you tired of being associated
with fools?
I'm tired of fools like you. You should take up SCUBA diving--just be sure
to use a snorkel. If your faith is strong enough you won't drown.
When you leave the hostile environment of alt.atheism,
You're one of the reasons it's "hostile" here. YOU should walk away.
you can have
the chance to really consider what you believe.
Consider what? That I believe I'll go kayaking tomorrow? Or that I believe
I'll have another delectible Krystal (tm) burger?
Ohhh, that's right--you're thinking that all of us are sharing your
delusion of a god's existence, but are repressing it or somesuch rot. You
religious people really are rather quaint and amusing, with your crackers
and your grape juice and your torturing and burning disbelievers!
Face it. The
feelings you've been having about a Creator won't be confirmed here.
Yes they will. I feel that there's no way in hell someone like you could
pray me into belief. I feel that you're an imbecile. I feel that
They won't be respected here. Heck, you won't be respected here.
You're a good example of respect.
Leaving alt.atheism to research your beliefs, search your heart, and
even consult some real and honest friends is wise. My prayers are
with you.
Wipe your fucking feet before you come in here, you filthy beggar.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "raven1" |
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26 Mar 2005 08:07:01 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:01:50 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
"Lord of the Rings" is proof of Hobbits, by your standard. I would like to
***** an Elf hottie. Can you hook me up with Galadriel's number?
Ben Franklin is frequently credited for advising men to take older
women as their lovers, and she certainly qualifies (about 7000 years
old at the time of LOTR, give or take a few centuries)...
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Mar 2005 04:29:31 AM |
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"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:dpgb41tvl5u4m3eic2fr16vrinrjm3g4fv@4ax.com...
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:01:50 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
"Lord of the Rings" is proof of Hobbits, by your standard. I would like to
***** an Elf hottie. Can you hook me up with Galadriel's number?
Ben Franklin is frequently credited for advising men to take older
women as their lovers, and she certainly qualifies (about 7000 years
old at the time of LOTR, give or take a few centuries)...
Ahem, as the wife of younger man, we DO have a lot to offer :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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30 Mar 2005 04:30:23 PM |
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In article <3amr59F69qmtqU1@individual.net>,
witchypoo@broomstick.com says...
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:dpgb41tvl5u4m3eic2fr16vrinrjm3g4fv@4ax.com...
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:01:50 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
"Lord of the Rings" is proof of Hobbits, by your standard. I would like to
***** an Elf hottie. Can you hook me up with Galadriel's number?
Ben Franklin is frequently credited for advising men to take older
women as their lovers, and she certainly qualifies (about 7000 years
old at the time of LOTR, give or take a few centuries)...
Ahem, as the wife of younger man, we DO have a lot to offer :)
Ah, you too? I'm two years older than my spouse, and my mom
was five years older than my dad. She always said, get a young
one and train him up right! :)
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
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30 Mar 2005 04:56:35 PM |
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"Siobhan Burke" <siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb49829b45df25698980c@netnews.worldnet.att.net...
In article <3amr59F69qmtqU1@individual.net>,
witchypoo@broomstick.com says...
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:dpgb41tvl5u4m3eic2fr16vrinrjm3g4fv@4ax.com...
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:01:50 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
"Lord of the Rings" is proof of Hobbits, by your standard. I would
like to
***** an Elf hottie. Can you hook me up with Galadriel's number?
Ben Franklin is frequently credited for advising men to take older
women as their lovers, and she certainly qualifies (about 7000 years
old at the time of LOTR, give or take a few centuries)...
Ahem, as the wife of younger man, we DO have a lot to offer :)
Ah, you too? I'm two years older than my spouse, and my mom
was five years older than my dad. She always said, get a young
one and train him up right! :)
Sadly, I have been unable to undo the damage inflicted by his upbringing
(Thanks MIL, for raising a lazy bum of a son!), but he more than makes up
for that :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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