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"josh" |
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03 Sep 2007 05:56:16 PM |
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Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Now what about sex toys such as vibrators and dildoes, etc? Are women
allowed to do things to each other with them, but not men?
What about fetishes? Are men allowed to do imaginable things with their
toes to women? Are men allowed to get off by caressing each other's nipples
if they are not allowed to touch their sex organs?
I believe the Bible bans masturbation, but does that also apply to women?
It has been pointed out recently that men should ejaculate frequently to
'clear their piping' and keep their prostate glands active. Considering
men's 'always switched on' sexuality designed by God himself, that does make
sense.
So come on you Bible experts, don't be shy; let's have some clear guidance
referenced precisely on the scriptures. Or is it OK if the Bible doesn't
mention it? No generalisations as a get-out, please.
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| User: "Terence Nesbit" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
05 Sep 2007 12:11:12 AM |
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"josh" <jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:S8CdnReZmuOlDUHbRVnyvgA@eclipse.net.uk...
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about
men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a
common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this
topic?
Now what about sex toys such as vibrators and dildoes, etc? Are women
allowed to do things to each other with them, but not men?
What about fetishes? Are men allowed to do imaginable things with their
toes to women? Are men allowed to get off by caressing each other's
nipples
if they are not allowed to touch their sex organs?
I believe the Bible bans masturbation, but does that also apply to women?
It has been pointed out recently that men should ejaculate frequently to
'clear their piping' and keep their prostate glands active. Considering
men's 'always switched on' sexuality designed by God himself, that does
make
sense.
So come on you Bible experts, don't be shy; let's have some clear guidance
referenced precisely on the scriptures. Or is it OK if the Bible doesn't
mention it? No generalisations as a get-out, please.
No, I don't believe that there are any restrictions on male/female
relations. Except the part about not committing adultery (an action which
is by thought too, found in St. Matthew, applicable to either gender). But
of course, one has to realize that the Bible does not limit marriage to that
point in time when the male and female are married in a church ceremony or
by a justice of the peace. The marriage occurs, at the latest, when the
first act occurs.
Why shouldn't this be the case, fewer heartaches should be considered a good
thing. But, this is besides the point.
There is no other combining, which was clearly stated when Jesus discussed
divorce, which he termed putting away one's spouse (because of when the real
marriage occurs). I sincerely doubt that the use of toys are allowable,
particularly if used for the purpose of limiting the ability to join as "one
flesh." Males can't become one flesh. A pair of women can't become one
flesh. (I can't think of a better way to say it.) There probably is no
valid basis for using something because it is larger. The use of toys could
be included in what fornication means because it is an act that does not
require the joining of two seperates.
There is one other section that may be on point. Revelations describes the
mark of the beast as being on the wrist or forehead. There are only certain
people that are "weak wristed," or those needing to act effeminately. The
head could be those that are female, and those willing to corrupt those that
are straight.
At any rate, a choice to not marry can not be partially entered into. It
means no joining of flesh at all.
Masturbation. Is not banned. If we can cut things out in order not to sin,
our eyes or hands, that act can certainly be performed for the same reason.
In order not to sin is not the same thing as avoiding a marriage. To just
have sex is not the same as liking someone enough to want to spend more than
a day with, or night with the hopes of more.
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| User: "ike milligan" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
03 Sep 2007 08:35:25 PM |
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"josh" <jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:S8CdnReZmuOlDUHbRVnyvgA@eclipse.net.uk...
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about
men having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a
common practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on
this topic?
Now what about sex toys such as vibrators and dildoes, etc? Are women
allowed to do things to each other with them, but not men?
What about fetishes? Are men allowed to do imaginable things with their
toes to women? Are men allowed to get off by caressing each other's
nipples if they are not allowed to touch their sex organs?
I believe the Bible bans masturbation, but does that also apply to women?
It has been pointed out recently that men should ejaculate frequently to
'clear their piping' and keep their prostate glands active. Considering
men's 'always switched on' sexuality designed by God himself, that does
make sense.
So come on you Bible experts, don't be shy; let's have some clear guidance
referenced precisely on the scriptures. Or is it OK if the Bible doesn't
mention it? No generalisations as a get-out, please.
The bible is a lawbook for the sex police. The bible has no authority
whatsoever, only those who try to enforce it, have whatever authority they
can con people into accepting.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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04 Sep 2007 11:34:57 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, josh wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Now what about sex toys such as vibrators and dildoes, etc? Are women
allowed to do things to each other with them, but not men?
What about fetishes? Are men allowed to do imaginable things with their
toes to women? Are men allowed to get off by caressing each other's nipples
if they are not allowed to touch their sex organs?
I believe the Bible bans masturbation, but does that also apply to women?
It has been pointed out recently that men should ejaculate frequently to
'clear their piping' and keep their prostate glands active. Considering
men's 'always switched on' sexuality designed by God himself, that does make
sense.
So come on you Bible experts, don't be shy; let's have some clear guidance
referenced precisely on the scriptures. Or is it OK if the Bible doesn't
mention it? No generalisations as a get-out, please.
Well, we know that for women, getting dad drunk and then having sex with
him is OK....
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MarkA
(My OTHER sig line is clever)
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
03 Sep 2007 06:43:55 PM |
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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04 Sep 2007 11:26:34 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
I have also heard that after marriage, the man would have intercourse
until after her next menstrual period, so that he could be sure that any
subsequent offspring were his.
--
MarkA
(My OTHER sig line is clever)
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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03 Sep 2007 08:47:12 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
--
To email, just remove the underscores.
A liberal is someone who will give away everything
except his/her own possessions.
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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04 Sep 2007 07:24:45 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:47:12 -0400, Pastor Dave
<ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
Says the expert on buying loads of garbage.
WOA* #2278
If you can't be a dirty old man, what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
__________
*Wicked Old Atheist
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Sep 2007 07:45:47 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:47:12 -0400, Pastor Dave wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible
clearly forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it
also available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly
clear that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall
not lay with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But
what about men having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves
that it is not a common practice. What does the Bible say that is
entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for birth
control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but times
were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's survival was
paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
Coming from you, that's funny...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
03 Sep 2007 08:50:17 PM |
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On Sep 3, 9:47 pm, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywo...@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
Moron. It's the story told by the bones in the ground. Or do you
people not believe in archaeology either?
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
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| User: "Nosterill" |
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04 Sep 2007 02:38:35 AM |
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On Sep 4, 2:47 am, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywo...@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries to make it fairly clear
that men shouldn't be doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not lay
with a man as with a woman' would be impossible anyway. But what about men
having anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves that it is not a common
practice. What does the Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
It makes a lot more sense that "because some invisible and inaudible
guy says so".
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 03:23:55 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 00:38:35 -0700, Nosterill
<fladgate@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 4, 2:47 am, Pastor Dave
<ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400,
Christopher A.Lee
<ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywo...@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which
sex acts the Bible clearly forbids, and which
ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man
and woman, or is it also available man to man
and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
Then there is anal sex. I believe the Bible tries
to make it fairly clear that men shouldn't be
doing it to each other, though 'a man shall not
lay with a man as with a woman' would be
impossible anyway. But what about men having
anal sex with women? Let us not kid ourselves
that it is not a common practice. What does the
Bible say that is entirely specific on this topic?
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive
societies for birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed
to produce as many children as possible in order
that enough would survive to keep the tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't
cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old
enough to bleed she was old enough to breed.
And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she
was coming up to her fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to
us today, but times were different, life expectancy
was short and the tribe's survival was paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
It makes a lot more sense that "because some invisible
and inaudible guy says so".
Yes, I'm sure in your mind being unable to prove what
he said is proved anyway, because you don't like the
alternative.
Btw, you're invisible to me, so what does that say about
your response?
--
To email me, just remove the underscores.
A liberal is someone who will give away everything
except his/her own possessions.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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06 Sep 2007 11:16:52 AM |
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On Sep 4, 4:23 am, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
Btw, you're invisible to me, so what does that say about
your response?
It says volumes more about yours.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Sep 2007 07:46:34 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:23:55 -0400, Pastor Dave wrote:
Btw, you're invisible to me, so what does that say about your response?
If he's "invisible" to you... well, you talk to invisible people much?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Warned you we tried! Listen you did not! Now screwed
we will all be!"
http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html
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| User: "Martin Phipps" |
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04 Sep 2007 05:23:50 AM |
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On Sep 4, 9:47 am, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:43:55 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<ca...@optonline.net> wrote:
Heterosexual anal intercourse was used in primitive societies for
birth control.
But 2500 to 3000 years ago, small tribes needed to produce as many
children as possible in order that enough would survive to keep the
tribe viable.
Hence all the prohibitions on sex that couldn't cause babies.
Also why people married young - if she was old enough to bleed she was
old enough to breed. And why she was unclean for so many days after
menstruation - so they were both horny as she was coming up to her
fertile time.
A lot of this seems strange and even distasteful to us today, but
times were different, life expectancy was short and the tribe's
survival was paramount.
And you actually sold yourself this load of garbage?
It actually accurately describes the behaviour of primitive tribes to
this day. Archaeology shows that we are all descended from people who
worshipped fertility, be it the ferility of the soil or the fertility
of a woman, as a matter of survival.
Martin
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| User: "stoney" |
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16 Sep 2007 10:04:29 PM |
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
***** off yer stupid troll.
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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03 Sep 2007 06:17:23 PM |
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
It forbids homosexual acts. It forbids incest,
in Moses' time. It forbids bestiality. It does
forbid many other sex acts.
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
but it won't take away from the fact that homosexual
acts are forbidden and are an abomination to God.
But like everyone else who wants to justify their sin,
you seek a loophole.
--
To email, just remove the underscores.
A liberal is someone who will give away everything
except his/her own possessions.
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 10:05:34 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave
<ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
but it won't take away from the fact that homosexual
acts are forbidden and are an abomination to God.
Why would we want to conceal the fact that the Bible is a hateful book
which is totally out of touch with modern ethics? Next you will
accuse us of trying to downplay the Bible's hearty endorsement of
slavery.
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Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Pastor Dave" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
05 Sep 2007 11:29:57 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:05:34 -0500, satyr
<RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave
<ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
but it won't take away from the fact that homosexual
acts are forbidden and are an abomination to God.
Why would we want to conceal the fact that the Bible is a hateful book
which is totally out of touch with modern ethics? Next you will
accuse us of trying to downplay the Bible's hearty endorsement of
slavery.
Typical atheist response. Avoid, dodge, avoid, dodge.
Bye now! :)
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To email me, just remove the underscores.
A liberal is someone who will give away everything
except his/her own possessions.
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| User: "satyr" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
18 Sep 2007 06:07:18 PM |
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On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:29:57 -0400, Pastor Dave
<ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:05:34 -0500, satyr
<RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave
<ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
but it won't take away from the fact that homosexual
acts are forbidden and are an abomination to God.
Why would we want to conceal the fact that the Bible is a hateful book
which is totally out of touch with modern ethics? Next you will
accuse us of trying to downplay the Bible's hearty endorsement of
slavery.
Typical atheist response. Avoid, dodge, avoid, dodge.
How can my post be interpreted as dodging or avoiding the fact that
the Bible calls homosexuality an abomination. I freely admit that it
does this and I will add the fact that it calls for execution of
homosexuals.
Are you dodging and avoiding the fact that the Bible endorses slavery?
Why aren't you advocating this Biblically endorsed institution in your
Usenet posts?
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
18 Sep 2007 10:46:46 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:07:18 -0500, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
How can my post be interpreted as dodging or avoiding the fact that
the Bible calls homosexuality an abomination.
It doesn't - it calls men having sex with men an abomination. There's
a difference.
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Al at Webdingers dot com
"They laughed at Newton, they laughed at Einstein, but they also laughed at
Bozo the Clown."
- Carl Sagan
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 11:31:53 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywoods@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
It forbids homosexual acts. It forbids incest,
in Moses' time. It forbids bestiality. It does
forbid many other sex acts.
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
but it won't take away from the fact that homosexual
acts are forbidden and are an abomination to God.
But like everyone else who wants to justify their sin,
you seek a loophole.
LOL!! I guess you have never heard of an organization called, "The Church
of England?" Next time you pray, ask God why he gave you such a crappy
brain.
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MarkA
(My OTHER sig line is clever)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 07:04:34 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave wrote:
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
But then you would be a Christian...
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 09:16:07 AM |
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On Sep 4, 8:04 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave wrote:
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
But then you would be a Christian...
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
I thought the Jews preformed ritual fellatio on the priest in the
temple.
Is fellatio any part of the Jewish religion now or then?
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| User: "satyr" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 10:02:39 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:16:07 -0700, Eris <vithant@gmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 4, 8:04 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:17:23 -0400, Pastor Dave wrote:
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
But then you would be a Christian...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
I thought the Jews preformed ritual fellatio on the priest in the
temple.
Is fellatio any part of the Jewish religion now or then?
I understand that they like to blow the chauffeur.
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
04 Sep 2007 09:02:15 AM |
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On Sep 3, 4:17 pm, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 23:56:16 +0100, "josh"
<jillywo...@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
It forbids homosexual acts. It forbids incest,
in Moses' time. It forbids bestiality. It does
forbid many other sex acts.
First, oral sex: is it allowed only between man and woman, or is it also
available man to man and woman to woman, or is it forbidden?
You can try to manipulate the Bible all you want to,
but it won't take away from the fact that homosexual
acts are forbidden and are an abomination to God.
But like everyone else who wants to justify their sin,
you seek a loophole.
Naw, they're not sins to us, we don't need loopholes. We're asking
YOU. I'm curious too, so I'll boil it down to one question at a time.
Is oral sex between a man and a woman forbidden? That is not a
homosexual act, but is it forbidden?
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
06 Sep 2007 12:33:46 AM |
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Last time that great scribe Neil Kelsey <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
Naw, they're not sins to us, we don't need loopholes. We're asking
YOU. I'm curious too, so I'll boil it down to one question at a time.
Is oral sex between a man and a woman forbidden? That is not a
homosexual act, but is it forbidden?
Onan got into trouble because his seed was not placed in fertile ground
so presumingly oral sex is also not fertile ground. The most important
thing for the ancient Israelites was to multiply.
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Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
06 Sep 2007 11:05:46 AM |
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On Sep 6, 1:33 am, Meteorite Debris
<epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOESaapt.net.au> wrote:
Last time that great scribe Neil Kelsey <neil_kel...@hotmail.com>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
Naw, they're not sins to us, we don't need loopholes. We're asking
YOU. I'm curious too, so I'll boil it down to one question at a time.
Is oral sex between a man and a woman forbidden? That is not a
homosexual act, but is it forbidden?
Onan got into trouble because his seed was not placed in fertile ground
so presumingly oral sex is also not fertile ground. The most important
thing for the ancient Israelites was to multiply.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Grouphttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
Yes but the idiots who wrote the bible did not know what caused babies
and had no idea whether or not it produced babies.
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
06 Sep 2007 08:58:30 PM |
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Last time that great scribe Eris <vithant@gmail.com> chipped away at
his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Sep 6, 1:33 am, Meteorite Debris
<epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOESaapt.net.au> wrote:
Last time that great scribe Neil Kelsey <neil_kel...@hotmail.com>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
Naw, they're not sins to us, we don't need loopholes. We're asking
YOU. I'm curious too, so I'll boil it down to one question at a time.
Is oral sex between a man and a woman forbidden? That is not a
homosexual act, but is it forbidden?
Onan got into trouble because his seed was not placed in fertile ground
so presumingly oral sex is also not fertile ground. The most important
thing for the ancient Israelites was to multiply.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Grouphttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
Yes but the idiots who wrote the bible did not know what caused babies
and had no idea whether or not it produced babies.
I don't believe that. So much of the crap in the bible only makes sense
in the context of what causes babies. These were herders who bred sheep,
goats and cattle and who knew how to prevent undesirable male sheep from
mating (I.e., the un kindest cut). You can not be a herder if you do not
the basics of the birds and the bees. You can't bred if you don't know
how and where to cut. This hurts just thinking about it. Woe are all
those beta males.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
06 Sep 2007 03:24:33 PM |
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On Thu, 6 Sep 2007 15:03:46 +0930, Meteorite Debris
<epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOESaapt.net.au> wrote:
Last time that great scribe Neil Kelsey <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
Naw, they're not sins to us, we don't need loopholes. We're asking
YOU. I'm curious too, so I'll boil it down to one question at a time.
Is oral sex between a man and a woman forbidden? That is not a
homosexual act, but is it forbidden?
Onan got into trouble because his seed was not placed in fertile ground
so presumingly oral sex is also not fertile ground. The most important
thing for the ancient Israelites was to multiply.
That why the Romans kicked the ***** out of them. _Their_ motto was
"Divide et Impera".
WOA* #2278
If you can't be a dirty old man, what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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*Wicked Old Atheist
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| User: "George" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
06 Sep 2007 03:09:55 PM |
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Well the catholic priests just know it has to include choir boys
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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| Title: Re: Just what sex acts are allowed according to the bible? |
03 Sep 2007 06:24:24 PM |
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On Sep 3, 3:56 pm, "josh" <jillywo...@abcjillywoods.karoo.co.uk>
wrote:
I invite readers to tackle the subject of which sex acts the Bible clearly
forbids, and which ones it fails to mention. Let us boldly go:
The Bible says that a man should not lie with another man, nor with a
beast, so I guess if you're standing up it's okay.
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