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"Doc Smartass" |
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23 Mar 2005 09:05:26 PM |
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Just when I thought... |
....I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked in at
work played this bit of ugly:
In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In my home town
Everything's still black and white
It's a long, long way from wrong to right
From Sunday morning to Saturday night
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
My whole life
I've tried to run, I've tried to hide
From the stained glass windows in my mind
Refusing to let God's light shine
Down on me
Down on me
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
There's not much space between us
Drugs or Jesus
Everybody wants acceptance
We all just want some proof
Everyone's just looking for the truth
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "If Life Gives You Clayton....Make Claytonaide" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 12:40:33 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked in at
work played this bit of ugly:
<snip sickening lyrics>
About ten years ago I wrote a song called "I'm Swimming In The Snot From The
Nostril Of My Lord", but unfortunately I lost the peice of paper.
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 04:41:09 AM |
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If Life Gives You Clayton....Make Claytonaide wrote:
About ten years ago I wrote a song called "I'm Swimming In The Snot From The
Nostril Of My Lord", but unfortunately I lost the peice of paper.
I didn't have you down as an Arklesiezurist!
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David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "Larry Heath" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
23 Mar 2005 10:09:53 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked in at
work played this bit of ugly:
In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In my home town
Everything's still black and white
It's a long, long way from wrong to right
From Sunday morning to Saturday night
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
My whole life
I've tried to run, I've tried to hide
From the stained glass windows in my mind
Refusing to let God's light shine
Down on me
Down on me
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
There's not much space between us
Drugs or Jesus
Everybody wants acceptance
We all just want some proof
Everyone's just looking for the truth
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
As I sit here typing, guess what is playing on my daughters radio. Must be
getting a lot of air time. It is a Clear Channel station, by the way. I
guess country western singers have to play to there audience and that one is
pretty big right now.
Later Larry
aa# 2216
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 06:28:38 PM |
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"Larry Heath" <lgheath@comcast.net> wrote in
news:x5-dnQOuvfYMoN_fRVn-1Q@comcast.com:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked
in at work played this bit of ugly:
<snippage>
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
As I sit here typing, guess what is playing on my daughters radio.
Must be getting a lot of air time. It is a Clear Channel station, by
the way. I guess country western singers have to play to there
audience and that one is pretty big right now.
How many times have you heard "Redneck Woman" today? *puke*
This is why I wanna be a delivery driver--truck's got a tape deck and I
have a stack of Metallica, Alice in Chains, Blue Man Group, and more. Gonna
have to talk to the boss.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 08:23:45 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked in at
work played this bit of ugly:
In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In my home town
Everything's still black and white
It's a long, long way from wrong to right
From Sunday morning to Saturday night
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
My whole life
I've tried to run, I've tried to hide
From the stained glass windows in my mind
Refusing to let God's light shine
Down on me
Down on me
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
There's not much space between us
Drugs or Jesus
Everybody wants acceptance
We all just want some proof
Everyone's just looking for the truth
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
So my choice is drugs or jesus? Well I don't believe in either so that just
leaves me confused.
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 10:09:28 AM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> writes:
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
That's the saddest thing I've read in a while. Godsmack,
Leather Strap, Women of Sodom, Fiona Apple *and* Frank Zappa to clean
the brain out.
Elf
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 06:37:35 PM |
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"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote in
news:8764zhkouf.fsf@drizzle.com:
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> writes:
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
That's the saddest thing I've read in a while. Godsmack,
Leather Strap, Women of Sodom, Fiona Apple *and* Frank Zappa to clean
the brain out.
Ah, but my tale becomes even more tragic: The Godsmack CD's were an xmas
gift from a sister who doesn't realize that *spit* wal-mart */spit* edits
their CD's.
So now it's "I *scrubbed vocal* HATE YOU!" instead of the proper "I FUCKING
HATE YOU!" Buggers even edit the song titles: "I ******* Hate You"
p'tui.
There should be an exchange program. My pussified Godsmack in trade for
someone else's un-neutered copy.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 10:11:30 AM |
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"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote in message
news:8764zhkouf.fsf@drizzle.com...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> writes:
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
That's the saddest thing I've read in a while. Godsmack,
Leather Strap, Women of Sodom, Fiona Apple *and* Frank Zappa to clean
the brain out.
That and a good blast of "The Witch's Sabbath" from Symphonie Fantastique"
by Hector Berlioz :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Jon." |
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24 Mar 2005 05:34:02 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote in message
news:8764zhkouf.fsf@drizzle.com...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> writes:
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
That's the saddest thing I've read in a while. Godsmack,
Leather Strap, Women of Sodom, Fiona Apple *and* Frank Zappa to
clean
the brain out.
That and a good blast of "The Witch's Sabbath" from Symphonie
Fantastique"
by Hector Berlioz :)
For those of us of a classic-rock bent, Jethro Tull's "Hymn 43" isn't a
bad place to start.
Jon.
aa #703
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| User: "Del" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 05:27:59 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked
in at
work played this bit of ugly:
In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In m y home town
Everything's still black and white
It's a long, long way from wrong to right
From Sunday morning to Saturday night
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in ou r lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
My whole life
I've tried to run, I've tried to hide
From the stained glass windows in my mind
Refusing to let God's light shine
Down on me
Down on me
Everybody just wants t o get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
There's not much space between us
Drugs or Jesus
Everybody wants acceptance
We all just want some proof
Everyone's just looking for the tru th
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
"I used to be all fucked up on drugs. Now I'm
all fucked up on The Lord."=20
=DC
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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24 Mar 2005 07:44:08 AM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked in at
work played this bit of ugly:
In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In my home town
Sounds very much like my home town. However, if you're ever diagnosed with
a terminal illness and told you have only one year to live, it's the place to
be. Every day seems like an eternity.
Denny
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:41:30 AM |
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In article <Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
There's a difference??
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Claytonus Vs. Godzilla" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
25 Mar 2005 05:07:37 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-F6C9ED.05423324032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
In article <Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
There's a difference??
The Jesus addicts will rob you while smiling to your face!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Just when I thought... |
24 Mar 2005 06:29:28 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
F6C9ED.05423324032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
In article <Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
There's a difference??
Apparently so, to the users =)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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24 Mar 2005 04:46:49 AM |
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*nemo* wrote:
In article <Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
There's a difference??
Of course there is. If you've taken drugs, you know why nothing makes sense.
--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "TCS" |
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24 Mar 2005 08:15:03 AM |
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 10:41:30 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
There's a difference??
drugs are less harmfull.
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| User: "Sean C" |
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24 Mar 2005 08:30:50 AM |
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In article <Xns9622D6DB6594Daskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
...I'd heard all the worst country songs, the station that's locked in at
work played this bit of ugly:
Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus
This guy's obviously hooked on drugs *and* Jesus.
Sean C
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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24 Mar 2005 09:59:48 AM |
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 03:05:26 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> drained his beer, leaned
back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
Grab the new Judas Priest cd.. they're back and sound better than
ever. (and Rob Halford is dead sexy. yum.)
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Claytonus Vs. Godzilla" |
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25 Mar 2005 05:08:52 PM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:2vo541ptnq79eis3uu17uihlanmqkfepid@4ax.com...
On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 03:05:26 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> drained his beer, leaned
back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
Grab the new Judas Priest cd.. they're back and sound better than
ever. (and Rob Halford is dead sexy. yum.)
Does he have any hair left? He was going bald in the eighties!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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24 Mar 2005 06:33:56 PM |
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Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:2vo541ptnq79eis3uu17uihlanmqkfepid@4ax.com:
On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 03:05:26 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> drained his beer, leaned
back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
Grab the new Judas Priest cd.. they're back and sound better than
ever. (and Rob Halford is dead sexy. yum.)
I built a skeleton sculpture after hearing their "Heads are Gonna Roll"
back in the late 80's. It was the skeleton from the Revell "Visible Woman"
kit; I snipped the finger bones to make a fist on one hand and "bowling
fingers" on the other, then glued the skull to that one.
Hmmm..."Drugs or Jesus"...a crucifix morphed into a syringe...
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Claytonus Vs. Godzilla" |
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25 Mar 2005 05:14:00 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9623BD257F512askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:2vo541ptnq79eis3uu17uihlanmqkfepid@4ax.com:
On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 03:05:26 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> drained his beer, leaned
back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
I think it's time to take some Godsmack CD's and headphones >:)
Grab the new Judas Priest cd.. they're back and sound better than
ever. (and Rob Halford is dead sexy. yum.)
I built a skeleton sculpture after hearing their "Heads are Gonna Roll"
back in the late 80's. It was the skeleton from the Revell "Visible Woman"
kit; I snipped the finger bones to make a fist on one hand and "bowling
fingers" on the other, then glued the skull to that one.
While going through some old tapes I found my old copy of The Stormtroopers
Of Death. When I lost my intrest in metal in my late teens, I got rid of
all my old albums except for that (and my single of "Stars"...the metal
version of "We Are The World") because I loved the humour of it!
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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28 Mar 2005 02:18:47 PM |
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On Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:33:56 -0600, Doc Smartass wrote
(in article <Xns9623BD257F512askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>):
snip
Hmmm..."Drugs or Jesus"...a crucifix morphed into a syringe...
I seem to recall that Mad Magazine did that one back in the 70's (?) I think.
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Of course *you use an operating system hand woven on a loom at a co-op in
the Andean mountains I'm sure.³-Mark K. Bilbo
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