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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "towelie"
Date: 11 Jan 2005 10:36:35 PM
Object: JW kooks on my doorstep
A strange car pulled in to the driveway this morning around 10 am. The
driver went to the door, but I didn't bother answering it (I was about to
leave for work and didn't have time to deal with anything.) Anyway, after
they left I noticed they left two Watchtower publications. Had I known they
were JW kooks, I might have answered the door to see how badly I could freak
them out. Maybe they'll be back some other day.
--
"Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast" -
Meatwad
"The Constitution was written on reefer by dudes with wooden teeth" - OG Loc
aa #2133
ap #19
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User: "towelie"

Title: Re: JW kooks on my doorstep 12 Jan 2005 10:01:59 AM
TV's towelie wrote:

A strange car pulled in to the driveway this morning around 10 am. The
driver went to the door, but I didn't bother answering it (I was about to
leave for work and didn't have time to deal with anything.) Anyway, after
they left I noticed they left two Watchtower publications. Had I known

they

were JW kooks, I might have answered the door to see how badly I could

freak

them out. Maybe they'll be back some other day.

The weird part is they specifically stopped at my house, and when they left
they left the neighborhood. It wasn't a door-to-door thing.
--
"Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast" -
Meatwad
"The Constitution was written on reefer by dudes with wooden teeth" - OG Loc
aa #2133
ap #19
.
User: "J Forbes"

Title: Re: JW kooks on my doorstep 12 Jan 2005 02:28:55 PM
towelie wrote:

The weird part is they specifically stopped at my house, and when they left
they left the neighborhood. It wasn't a door-to-door thing.

They use targeted marketing....isn't the information age wonderful?
--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
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User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: JW kooks on my doorstep 11 Jan 2005 10:47:55 PM
on 11 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, towelie dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:

A strange car pulled in to the driveway this morning around 10 am.
The
driver went to the door, but I didn't bother answering it (I was about
to leave for work and didn't have time to deal with anything.)
Anyway, after they left I noticed they left two Watchtower
publications. Had I known they were JW kooks, I might have answered
the door to see how badly I could freak them out. Maybe they'll be
back some other day.

I answered the door once to two well-dressed young men who, upon reading my
"Friendly Neighborhood Atheist" t-shirt, told me they were looking for
Spanish-speaking residents. *****. I don't think they wanted to take
on a known atheist.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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User: ""

Title: Re: JW kooks on my doorstep 12 Jan 2005 12:00:10 AM
towelie wrote:

A strange car pulled in to the driveway this morning around 10 am.

The

driver went to the door,

I often answer the door naked, things always get interesting after that.
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