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Religions > Atheism |
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"Fred Stone" |
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02 Feb 2005 08:21:59 PM |
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JW tract: Cats are evil |
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
....Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
02 Feb 2005 10:09:38 PM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69@205.188.138.161...
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
Oh man, this is just. . . . *gasp* . . .. . stupid jackasses. . . .
..*aaargh*
*begins twitching spastically*
Raptor514
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
02 Feb 2005 10:49:57 PM |
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"Raptor514" <Raptor514@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote in
news:CccMd.748$uc.344@trnddc08:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69@205.188.138.161...
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows
beyond any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while
created perfect by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall
of Adam six thousand years ago, and more probably, since the Great
Flood of Noah's time (c2350 B.C.E.). This is a development of the
condition borne by the 'Original Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer
himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats,
while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the
discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with
serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and
morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters
deeply)....
Oh man, this is just. . . . *gasp* . . .. . stupid jackasses. . . .
.*aaargh*
*begins twitching spastically*
Heh. That whole site is full of this sort of hoohah. You just *can't*
parody them.
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
02 Feb 2005 10:32:21 PM |
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On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 22:09:38 GMT, "Raptor514"
<Raptor514@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69@205.188.138.161...
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
Oh man, this is just. . . . *gasp* . . .. . stupid jackasses. . . .
.*aaargh*
*begins twitching spastically*
Lol!
It made my eyes water and made me dizzy.
atheist@home#1554
Raptor514
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
02 Feb 2005 10:34:25 PM |
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Raptor514 wrote:
"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F19C5A48490fstone69@205.188.138.161...
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
< snip >
Oh man, this is just. . . . *gasp* . . .. . stupid jackasses. . . .
..*aaargh*
*begins twitching spastically*
At first I thought it was a parody site, but most parodists seem
unwilling to make their sites so hideously ugly.
I did like how the "Why Is This Document So Dangerous?" link leads to a
404 error. Symbolic, y'know.
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 11:16:31 AM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows
beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created
perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six
thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time
(c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the
'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed,
modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being
reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago -- Scottish
housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
~Iain
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 12:06:05 PM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1108034191.501541.172580@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows
beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created
perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six
thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time
(c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the
'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed,
modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being
reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago -- Scottish
housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being of
Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 12:51:59 PM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 12:57:55 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:julm01diglq4k40cntbvjlld9vecaagmbj@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 01:01:16 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:37142jF577b7gU2@individual.net...
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:julm01diglq4k40cntbvjlld9vecaagmbj@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
D'oh!! That was supposed to be "screaming" worms! Oh my. Talk about a
Freudian slip! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 01:09:47 PM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
D'oh!! That was supposed to be "screaming" worms! Oh my. Talk about a
Freudian slip! :)
Actually it should be "squeaking" worms. :)
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 01:19:27 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:l6nm015fu8omqq2sf76unbl7fn96pe2tme@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful,
hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
D'oh!! That was supposed to be "screaming" worms! Oh my. Talk about a
Freudian slip! :)
Actually it should be "squeaking" worms. :)
Well, I knew it began with an "s", anyway :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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10 Feb 2005 01:07:12 PM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
He brought home one of those legless skinks that looks like an
earthworm a few weeks ago, but that's about it. It's still winter
here for the most part and there aren't many critters running around
out back. I'm sure he's looking forward to springtime, just like I
am.
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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10 Feb 2005 03:52:49 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:1mmm01pakh4rsqgdvl6837rmf0nem4i6nm@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
He brought home one of those legless skinks that looks like an
earthworm a few weeks ago, but that's about it. It's still winter
here for the most part and there aren't many critters running around
out back. I'm sure he's looking forward to springtime, just like I
am.
I'm with you there. We're supposed to get some snow this afternoon, oh joy
:P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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10 Feb 2005 05:17:34 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 13:07:12 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
He brought home one of those legless skinks that looks like an
earthworm a few weeks ago, but that's about it. It's still winter
here for the most part and there aren't many critters running around
out back. I'm sure he's looking forward to springtime, just like I
am.
And the bikini crop........ :)))))))))))
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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12 Feb 2005 01:51:53 AM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
He brought home one of those legless skinks that looks like an
earthworm a few weeks ago, but that's about it. It's still winter
here for the most part and there aren't many critters running around
out back. I'm sure he's looking forward to springtime, just like I
am.
And the bikini crop........ :)))))))))))
And all that naked skin and sinful naked sun bathing...
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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| User: "stoney" |
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13 Feb 2005 03:37:10 PM |
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On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 01:51:53 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
LOL, that is a good one. So, has Luey bought home anything interesting
lately? Giant insects? Screwing worms? :)
He brought home one of those legless skinks that looks like an
earthworm a few weeks ago, but that's about it. It's still winter
here for the most part and there aren't many critters running around
out back. I'm sure he's looking forward to springtime, just like I
am.
And the bikini crop........ :)))))))))))
And all that naked skin and sinful naked sun bathing...
Soaking up what 'God' made all over your body is sinful?
<blink blink>
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Iain" |
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10 Feb 2005 05:31:45 PM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful,
hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
My aquaintance has a cat called Kayfor, from "K for `kitten`".
My mother's cat is jet black and gives everyone an eyeful of pink
tongue whenever she meows.
~Iain
~Iain
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10 Feb 2005 06:46:57 PM |
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Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful,
hygienic little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
My aquaintance has a cat called Kayfor, from "K for `kitten`".
My mother's cat is jet black and gives everyone an eyeful of pink
tongue whenever she meows.
Mine's white, and loves to meow and show his tongue.
See here:
http://elroysemporium.com/pictures/luey11.jpg
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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10 Feb 2005 05:11:19 PM |
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In article <julm01diglq4k40cntbvjlld9vecaagmbj@4ax.com>> Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> writes:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
I heard a cute name for a cat the other day -- meow see tongue,
a spinoff of that Chinese guy Mao Tse Tung. I got a good chuckle
out of it at the time. :)
And the great cat cartoonist Kliban did one on "mousey dung".
-- cary
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10 Feb 2005 05:41:34 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1108034191.501541.172580@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows
beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created
perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six
thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time
(c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the
'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed,
modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being
reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago -- Scottish
housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being of
Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a witch!"
Her cat is the most girlish, ladylike, good natured, playful, hygienic
little madam imaginable :)
Cute! :)
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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10 Feb 2005 06:12:16 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:670ae$420b9ce6$51569c09$791@nf1.news-service.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1108034191.501541.172580@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm
...Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows
beyond
any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created
perfect
by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six
thousand
years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time
(c2350
B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the
'Original
Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed,
modern
studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being
reliable as
they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly
associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in
physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these
matters deeply)....
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago -- Scottish
housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being of
Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 06:49:24 PM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago -- Scottish
housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being of
Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
10 Feb 2005 06:58:56 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago -- Scottish
housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being of
Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 03:07:58 AM |
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In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being
of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 03:21:14 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:MImdnf6kqtgTvJHfRVn-tA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being
of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
Er, ah, em................But see here! Look, it's expired!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 03:46:52 AM |
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In our last episode <372mlaF5a3qctU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:MImdnf6kqtgTvJHfRVn-tA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be
witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being
of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a
witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
Er, ah, em................But see here! Look, it's expired!
Nice try.
Unfortunately, however, as I explained, I was talked into shots Monday
night, didn't get to bed until about 5 Tuesday morning, and am still too
bleary to read the little numbers...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 04:14:34 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:qa2dnemzCPgwt5HfRVn-2Q@megapath.net...
In our last episode <372mlaF5a3qctU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:MImdnf6kqtgTvJHfRVn-tA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be
witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself, being
of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a
witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
Er, ah, em................But see here! Look, it's expired!
Nice try.'
Oh, boogers!
Unfortunately, however, as I explained, I was talked into shots Monday
night, didn't get to bed until about 5 Tuesday morning, and am still too
bleary to read the little numbers...
Ah hah <takes out black fine-line marker and changes numbers>
Whoopsie! Appears I spoke too soon. I forgot I sent in my renewal slip :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 04:22:53 AM |
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In our last episode <372ppaF564d1bU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:qa2dnemzCPgwt5HfRVn-2Q@megapath.net...
In our last episode <372mlaF5a3qctU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:MImdnf6kqtgTvJHfRVn-tA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be
witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself,
being of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a
witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
Er, ah, em................But see here! Look, it's expired!
Nice try.'
Oh, boogers!
Unfortunately, however, as I explained, I was talked into shots Monday
night, didn't get to bed until about 5 Tuesday morning, and am still too
bleary to read the little numbers...
Ah hah <takes out black fine-line marker and changes numbers>
Whoopsie! Appears I spoke too soon. I forgot I sent in my renewal slip :)
Fortunately for you, I got all of four hours of sleep and am not conscious
at this time. Rain check?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 04:27:05 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:59idnWIfXMiArpHfRVn-pQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <372ppaF564d1bU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:qa2dnemzCPgwt5HfRVn-2Q@megapath.net...
In our last episode <372mlaF5a3qctU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:MImdnf6kqtgTvJHfRVn-tA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be
witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself,
being of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a
witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
Er, ah, em................But see here! Look, it's expired!
Nice try.'
Oh, boogers!
Unfortunately, however, as I explained, I was talked into shots Monday
night, didn't get to bed until about 5 Tuesday morning, and am still too
bleary to read the little numbers...
Ah hah <takes out black fine-line marker and changes numbers>
Whoopsie! Appears I spoke too soon. I forgot I sent in my renewal slip
:)
Fortunately for you, I got all of four hours of sleep and am not conscious
at this time. Rain check?
No problem. BTW, do you know that it's really difficult to type WITH A CAT'S
BUTT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE! :)
I swear, those felines have been unmercifully clingy lately. It's like they
knew I was going to get the job before I did ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: JW tract: Cats are evil |
11 Feb 2005 04:30:31 AM |
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In our last episode <372qgqF56r3foU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:59idnWIfXMiArpHfRVn-pQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <372ppaF564d1bU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:qa2dnemzCPgwt5HfRVn-2Q@megapath.net...
In our last episode <372mlaF5a3qctU2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:MImdnf6kqtgTvJHfRVn-tA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <371p7fF54bup5U2@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:33bn01pkfvd9mvfes5i2cjav4hu80guv7o@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote:
Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
My mother would have been burned alive only 450 years ago --
Scottish housewives who owned black cats were thought to be
witches.
Oh my. I would have definitely been crispy-crittered myself,
being of Scottish descent and owner of a black cat.
That, and the fact you go round saying "Hey, everybody! I'm a
witch!"
Well, there is that ;)
Fake witch, flame her!
I BEG your pardon! <flashes ID card>
Oh..............
And I was gonna use a fake fire for a *fake witch...
Er, ah, em................But see here! Look, it's expired!
Nice try.'
Oh, boogers!
Unfortunately, however, as I explained, I was talked into shots Monday
night, didn't get to bed until about 5 Tuesday morning, and am still
too bleary to read the little numbers...
Ah hah <takes out black fine-line marker and changes numbers>
Whoopsie! Appears I spoke too soon. I forgot I sent in my renewal slip
:)
Fortunately for you, I got all of four hours of sleep and am not
conscious at this time. Rain check?
No problem. BTW, do you know that it's really difficult to type WITH A
CAT'S BUTT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE! :)
I'm really not sure what to make of that. I think I'll just move on to the
next sentence...
I swear, those felines have been unmercifully clingy lately. It's like
they knew I was going to get the job before I did ;)
Speaking of weirding out, nothing like pits with separation anxiety. They
were only alone a day and a half but, damn, cannot get them out from under
my feet...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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