Janice wrote in alt.showbiz.gossip:
Subject: Kans, I need a kuddle!!
From: Predatory Rock Chick
Date: 12/31/2003 1:16 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <BC17D3B8.DF3E0%>
Baby, I'm just a little bit shakey tonite.
Believe it!!
I don't know if you're aware of it, but Le Strokes are gonna be THE hippest
NYE-event in Vegas tomorrow nite.
Darn tootin'!!
But --
How in tarNATION-town is THIS gal s'posed to enjoy *my* shindig -- 2000 m.
away (!!) -- when I'm worryin' about Jules & co. being in what the media has
been hypin' as the best bet for Ground Zero '04........?!
(?!)
Other than hittin' the hooch extra-hard in the hrs. leading up to the Stroke
of Midnight, is there maybe something-in-the-stars for 12/31 that can put
THIS gal's noggin @ ease?!
Curious, chilled hugs,
Janice
Don't worry, Janice. The Entities are merely pointing at Las Vegas as an
allegory of Atlantis re-born. The legend of the destroyed lost continent seems
to be based on the abandoned civilization on Mars. Lack of water on the Red
Planet forced the Entity colonists to our Earth. Similarly, desert Las Vegas
has bloomed into an oasis, thanks to the ingenuity of the Entities and the
construction of Hoover Dam on the Colorado River.
As I have written before, this allegory is the basis of the recent movie
"Ocean's Eleven", filmed in Vegas. Moreover, the cover of the Strokes' first
CD "Is This It?" features a painting showing legendary Atlantis, as described
by Plato.
If you remember, last year the Entities had sent Our Lady Heidi Klum to
Las Vegas to attend a concert given by Anthony Kiedis and the Red Hot Chili
Peppers on New Year's Eve. Both of them are still in excellent health.
New Year's Eve is known as Sylvester Day in Germany, the feast day of
Pope Sylvester I. Pope Sylvester II was raised to the Papacy by Holy Roman
Emperor Otto III, the grandson of St. Adelheid ("Heidi") and son of Theophano.
Sylvester II had lived with the Moslem Arabs in medieval Spain and had
learned a lot of occult arts from them. He had served as a trusted advisor to
Adelheid and Theophano and tutor of Otto III, before being elevated to the
Papacy.
I, too, have lived with the Moslem Arabs in Saudi Arabia and am
well-versed in various occult arts. I have been infatuated with the modern
Theophano, the ice cream temptress, and am in love with the modern Adelheid,
Empress Heidi, and serve as her trusted advisor.
Therefore, Las Vegas and Sylvester Day (New Year's Eve) are very
auspicious. Everything will work out very well for the Strokes there.
Meanwhile, Archangel Heidi has flown back from Europe to New York City
and is expected to appear at the nightclub "Capitale" tonight.
This will be her first public appearance in America since announcing on
December 16, the feast day of St. Adelheid, that she is expecting our love
child.
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