#1883 wrote in alt.atheism:

Subject: Re: Why do women love Kansan so? OH BOY!!
From: #1883

Well, not all the time. During my Summer vacation I posted
some

messages

during the first week, when I was at the Schlosshotel Lerbach in
Bergisch Gladbach, Germany. The second week, in Greece, I did not
manage to connect

my

laptop PC to the Internet. I was too busy eating octopus and
drinking

ouzo,

while evangelizing my wife Dina's family and mine about the Gospel
of Our

Lady

Heidi Klum.

You are my favourite internet kook, bar none, Kansan.

You are easily f*cked up enough to be a Phillip K. ***** character.

--
#1883
"Religion controls the weak, stupid and criminal-minded in ways that
threat of jail or community service cannot. If a vision of endless
fire and brimstone or torture at the clutches of a horny dragon-beast
with a 12-inch spiked c*ck keeps even one person from putting a bullet
in my head, religion can't be all bad." - TMB

A Kansan fan. An exclusive, but growing minority.

In the Summer of 2002 I read some of the books written by Philip
K. *****,
including "The Minority Report", that had just been made into a movie
starring Tom Cruise.

His books show that ***** had strange personal experiences that
parallel
many of my own. He thought that he was receiving messages from space
aliens and felt that the Roman Empire had never ceased to exist. He
had accepted the possibility that his experiences were the result of
time travel activities by unknown Entities.

His experiences also parallel the experiences of author Robert
Anton
Wilson (RAW), who wrote the famous satiric "Illuminatus!" trilogy.

Philip K. ***** also happened to be obsessed with the singer
Linda
Ronstadt and wrote about her in his books, the way I write about the
Holy Roman Empress Heidi Klum.