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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Kansan1225"
Date: 05 May 2004 06:14:40 AM
Object: Kansan gives birth to Leni Klum by Cesarean section
Early Tuesday morning, at about 3:21 am, May 4, 2004, Our Lady Heidi Klum
gave birth to Leni in New York City.
Heidi is extremely happy with our daughter, who sports long hair already,
the way that both Heidi and I had long, dark hair, when we were born.
Fans from all over the World have flooded the English and German Forums
of Empress Heidi's official Web site
http://www.heidiklum.com
with congratulatory messages.
On Monday evening Sister Dina and I were at our two daughters' high
school here in suburban northwest Houston for their swimteam awards at the end
of the school year. Our friend from Hong Kong (HK) was there with her two
daughters, too. Leaving for home, I looked up and saw the Full Moon of May. I
told Dina that two years ago the Full Moon of May had fallen on August 25,
2002, the day that Claudia Schiffer was married.
On that day we were with our friends from Hong Kong (HK) again and had
dinner at the Hong Kong Cafe (HK Cafe), an early indication of my wife's new
married name, Heidi Klum Kaffes (HK Kaffes; "Kaffes" means "coffee" in Greek).
We then visited the Hong Kong (HK) supermarket with our friends. On that day
Heidi Klum (HK) was in the Orient, in Tokyo, for the MTV Japan Music Awards TV
presentation.
Last year the Full Moon of May took place during the night of May 15 to
16, 2003, accompanied by a spectacular lunar eclipse. On May 15 I became sick
with a stomach virus. I had a troublesome night, but as soon as the lunar
eclipse was over, I recovered. My illness can be verified, because I took a
rare day off from work on May 16. On May 16, 2003, Mark McCormack, the head of
IMG, Heidi's modeling agency, died at 72.
McCormack is a legend and the Tom Cruise movie "Jerry McGuire" is based
on his career. He is credited with the creation of the very lucrative modern
sports and celebrity compensation schemes and IMG is the top agency in the
World, representing just every about every major celebrity, from No. 1 golfer
Tiger Woods to Formula 1 champion Michael Schumacher to the top supermodels
Heidi, Gisele Buendchen, and Tyra Banks.
McCormack died upon the lunar eclipse of May 2003, but I was healed: Yin
and Yang.
Heidi had our baby by natural childbirth. This was ensured by me having
a "Cesarean section" on February 26, 2004: on that day I had a hernia repair
operation in my left pubic area, as I detail in my groundbreaking message
"Kansan's three scars" of April 29, 2004. I, as the symbolic Czar Nicholas
III, am a "Caesar": Czar = Caesar in Russian. Any incision on my august body
is a "Cesarian section".
Dina, too, delivered our two daughters by natural childbirth. I had a
"Cesarean section" for them in February 1982, a varicocelectomy, a minor
operation in my left pubic area.
That is the kind of guy I am: I have "Cesarean sections", so that the
mothers of my children won't have to. (I myself, "Caesar Nicholas", was born
through a Cesarean section on December 25, 1952. The first Caesar, Julius
Caesar, was born through a Cesarian section, too, according to tradition,
giving his name to the procedure.)
Leni was born during the Full Moon of May, marking the Birthday of the
Buddha. In May 1998 the Full Moon of May saw the first hydrogen bomb explosion
by India, where the Buddha was born. Leni was born about nine months, the
length of a pregnacy, after August 6, the anniversary of the first atomic bomb
in Hiroshima, Japan (1945). These two massive explosions in Asia are Leni's
"stars in the East":
"Behold, there came wise men (the Magi) from the East to Jerusalem,
saying, 'Where is He that is born King of the Jews? For we have seen His star
in the East, and are come to worship Him'." (Matthew 2:1-2)
My own "star in the East" was the first hydrogen bomb explosion by New
Atlantis, aka the USA, in the Pacific in November 1952, just before my birth.
The Three Magi are buried, according to tradition, in the Dom, the
Cathedral of Cologne, near Archangel Heidi's hometown, Bergisch Gladbach,
Germany. The remains of the Magi had been recovered from Mesopotamia (modern
Iraq) by St. Helena, little Leni's namesake.
Leni Kaffes Klum was born on a Tuesday, the day dedicated by the ancients
to the God Mars. Leni's miraculous conception was the result of space alien
technology from Sirius and, then, the Red Planet, Mars.
Most significantly, CNN brought back the beautiful redhead Heidi Collins
(real name: Heidoula Nikolaou, i.e., "Little Caress, daughter and wife of
Nicholas") to anchor Tuesday's morning news.
Redhead Heidi Collins presided over the news, while Empress Heidi Klum
was breastfeeding little Leni, born on Tuesday, the day dedicated to the Red
Planet Mars, on the Full Moon of May, the Birthday of the Buddha.
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