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"Kansan1225" |
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21 Sep 2003 05:18:26 PM |
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Kansan read Galatians in Church today |
This morning I did not post any new message about Our Lady Heidi Klum, as
is my habit, because I was in deep thought about her. I was communing with her
on the celestial plane.
Later on, I went to our Church, St. Basil the Great Greek Orthodox Church
here in Houston, where my wife Dina and I sing in the choir. She is the
substitute choir director and this morning our two teenage daughters, Caterina
and Irenie, joined us in the choir for the first time.
When we got there, I was asked to read the Apostle lesson for the
congregation. During an Orthodox Church service, a lay Reader reads a segment
from one of the books of the Apostles (the Letters, Acts, or Revelation) and
later on the Deacon, or the Priest, reads a segment from one of the Four
Gospels. I am not asked to read the Apostle lesson in Church more than once or
twice every year, usually on days when the regular Reader is absent.
I looked at the segment that I was supposed to read: Galatians 2:16-20!
My hair stood on end! As you probably remember, dear readers, I had just
quoted Galatians 1:15 this past Friday in the thread "Nikos Kazantzakis and
Heidi Klum"!
Before going to Church this morning, I had no idea that today's Apostle
lesson was from Galatians. I took it as a sign of God's continuing favor
towards me and my Mission. The Letter to the Galatians has another very
special meaning for me, because it is there that St. Paul describes his sojourn
in Arabia (Galatians 1:17), before starting to preach the Gospel of Our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ to the World.
I, too, went into Arabia and lived in Riyadh for five years, from 1993 to
1998, before being called back to America by God to preach the Gospel of Our
Lady Heidi Klum to the whole World through the Internet.
With a slightly shaky voice I began to read the Apostle lesson and was
almost in tears when I was reading the last sentence:
"I have been crucified with Christ; it is no longer I who live, but
Christ who lives in me."
This sentence has acquired a very special secret meaning for me over the
last couple of months, that I will explain to Heidi in a few days.
After reading the Apostle lesson, I walked back proudly to the choir and
beamed at Dina. "She must know what this is all about," I thought to myself.
"Did you hear, Dina? God has shown me the favor of allowing me to read
Galatians in front of the whole congregation!"
Dina answered:
"You forgot to use the mike, you dingbat! Nobody could understand what
the h*ll you were mumbling!"
Such is the lot of a Prophet. Some people do not quite appreciate the
importance of our Work.
Be that as it may, there is a lot of Heidi news to report:
*** Yesterday, Saturday, September 20, she was in Emmerich, Germany, for
the inauguration of the new factory for the production of Katjes candy, that
she advertises on German TV. Along with her were her parents, Guenther and
Erna, and Renault Formula 1 team manager Flavio Briatore:
http://www.rtl.de/style/754583.php?id=5782
*** On Tuesday, September 16, Heidi was seen at 3 am in the Mercer Hotel
lobby in New York City with Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of the Red Hot Chili
Peppers. She used to date Kiedis a few months back.
*** Recently she was seen having dinner at Bar Pitti in Manhattan with
Grammy winner John Mayer. His album "Heavier Things" is at the No.1 spot in
the Billboard magazine charts. I can say one thing about John Mayer; he looks
a lot like me:
http://images.google.com/images?q=john+mayer&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&
sa=N&tab=wi
*** Tomorrow Empress Heidi will act as Editor in Chief for "Express", a
newspaper in Cologne, Germany, her hometown. "Express" is running a series of
in-depth articles about Heidi every day from September 15 to September 29.
*** Again tomorrow, Monday, September 22, Archangel Heidi will appear in
the premiere episode of "CSI: Miami" (CBS, 10 pm ET). In the episode the CSI
guys catch a clue in the background of a videotaped Heidi interview. They
catch a clue through Heidi Klum....
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan read Galatians in Church today |
21 Sep 2003 07:08:06 PM |
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Brandy Alexander wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Kansan read Galatians in Church today
From: "Brandy Alexandre" brandy@kamikaze.org
Date: 9/21/2003 6:19 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <Xns93FDA62F37A34whatsittoyou@216.168.3.50>
Kansan1225 <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
This morning I did not post any new message about Our Lady
Heidi Klum, as
is my habit, because I was in deep thought about her. I was
communing with her on the celestial plane.
Later on, I went to our Church, St. Basil the Great Greek
Orthodox Church
here in Houston, where my wife Dina and I sing in the choir. She
is the substitute choir director and this morning our two teenage
daughters, Caterina and Irenie, joined us in the choir for the
first time.
Does your church know that you're an obsessed stalker of Heidi Klum?
Anyone who knows me well, at our Church and everywhere else, knows that I
am deeply in love with both my Muse, Ms. Klum, and my wife Dina. Actually,
they usually know more than they care to know about. As you might expect, I
bend their ears about it, if given half a chance.
Do you realize your hypocrisy behaving in a manner against god and
Christ by doing so and pretending to be one of the faithful at church?
--
Brandy Alexandre®
http://www.swydm.com/?refer=BrandyAlx
Well, would you?
As I have written many times, Heidi's life and career provide solid
proofs of God's existence and His love and concern for all humanity. My
Mission is to make more people see this and, thereby, strengthen their faith in
God.
It seems that my comment yesterday ("Heidi Klum is rarely alone in bed"
thread) about licking ice cream cones at the same ice cream parlor that Heidi
may have licked them has excited the imagination of many readers. As a public
service, I offer this photograph of Archangel Heidi licking ice cream cones
with a young boy. It is the January page of the Pirelli 2003 calendar. Those
Italians know how to market tires. And ice cream, for that matter.
http://www.pirelli.com/common/calendario/photoZoom.jhtml?zoomImageUrl=/cal
endar_game/2003/images/gennaio_01_464.jpg&title=January%20front
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan read Galatians in Church today |
21 Sep 2003 08:11:33 PM |
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J.R. wrote in rec.autos.sport.f1:
Subject: Re: Kansan read Galatians in Church today
From: "J.R."
Date: 9/21/2003 7:04 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <bkleao$6sv1@imsp212.netvigator.com>
(Kansan1225 wrote:)
Our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ to the World.
the Gospel of Our
Lady Heidi Klum
One cannot have two religions ;)
J.R.
God reveals Himself to every generation and His revelation becomes
amplified and expanded, as human understanding grows.
For example, the Laws of Moses were inspired by God and are very strict,
fit to govern people at an early stage of civilization. When Jesus Christ and
the Apostles lived, human civilization had advanced and did not need many of
the restrictions of Mosaic Law. Thus, God relaxed His rules and allowed us to
eat pork, for example. Eating pork in itself is not sinful, but God had
included the restriction in Mosaic Law as a spiritual exercise for humanity.
Now, 2,000 years later, we are even more advanced and a new revelation is
being given to us, a revelation that will help us colonize space and assume our
place in the intergalactic federation of civilizations.
Homosexuality, for example, that used to be prohibited under both Mosaic
Law and the teachings of St. Paul, is now acceptable by many Christian
denominations.
God's nature and wisdom are infinite and we can only understand a little
bit of them at a time, as we advance intellectually and spiritually through the
millennia.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan read Galatians in Church today |
21 Sep 2003 10:04:35 PM |
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Zaph'enath wrote in alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox:
Subject: Re: Kansan read Galatians in Church today
From: Zaph'enath
Date: 9/21/2003 9:32 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <cvudnc-XvcDUwvOiRVn-iA@speakeasy.net>
Have you shared you special "revelations" with your parish priest?
Or, perhaps more relevant, with a mental health professional?
Just wondering...
--
"One should guard against preaching to young people success
in the customary form as the main aim in life. The most
important motive for work in school and in life is pleasure
in work, pleasure in its result, and the knowledge of the
value of the result to the rest of the community."
-- Albert Einstein
I am in excellent physical and mental health and, therefore, have not
consulted any mental health professional.
As far as my parish priest is concerned, my Mission is mostly on the
Internet. If he were to read my messages to the Newsgroups and wanted to
discuss my findings with me, I would be more than happy to do so.
I do not usually try to "proselytize" in person and especially not people
who I am not on very close terms with. My findings are quite unusual and the
average person thinks that I am interested in Ms. Heidi Klum because she is a
sex symbol.
If someone were to read my many messages to the Newsgroups, came to
understand my point of view, became familiar with my personality, and still
wanted to discuss these things with me by e-mail, say, or in person, I would be
more than happy to accommodate them.
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