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22 Dec 2003 09:49:47 AM |
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Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum |
Dave H. wrote in alt.atheism:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: "Dave H."
Date: 12/22/2003 8:53 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <CzDFb.76808$HH.25144@fe1.texas.rr.com>
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222092608.26022.00001564@mb-m06.aol.com...
CliffB wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: CliffB
Date: 12/22/2003 7:23 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <BC0C5A7C.A5EA%>
in article 20031222080227.26022.00001549@mb-m06.aol.com, Kansan1225 at
kansan1225@aol.com wrote on 12/22/03 8:02 AM:
According to Turkish press reports:
http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/249048.asp#BODY
"Heidi Klum bebegini babasiz mi büyütecek?
"Hamile oldugunu açiklayan Heidi Klum¹um, bebeginin babasi Flavio
Briatore¹den 2 ay önce ayrildigi iddia edildi.
"19 Aralik 2003 < Ünlü mankenin babasi Günter Klum, dergiye yaptigi
açiklamada, ³Dedikodulara önem vermiyoruz. Yorum yapmayiz. Biz
mutluyuz.
Kizimizin bebegi olacak. Hepsi bu² diye konustu."
Meanwhile, the German press is flooded with this piece of news:
http://www.netzeitung.de/entertainment/people/266093.html
Gerücht: Briatore hat Heidi Klum schon lange verlassen
19. Dez 11:39
Laut Presseberichten sind das schwangere Model Heidi Klum und der Vater
ihres Kindes, Flavio Briatore, seit zwei Monaten getrennt. Und der
Formel-1-Manager vergnügt sich bereits anderswo.
Angeblich gehen das Top-Model Heidi Klum und der Vater ihres
ungeborenen
Kindes, der Formel-1-Rennstallbesitzer Flavio Briatore, schon seit zwei
Monaten
getrennte Wege.
Wie die «Neue Revue» berichtet, küsste der Geschäftsmann bereits eine
andere, während Klum in Hamburg bei der Präsentation ihrer Modelinie
für
den
neuen «Otto»-Katalog verhalten freudig bekannt gab, dass sie Mutter
werde.
Der Zeitschrift zufolge traf sich der Formel-1-Manager und Milliardär
in
Florenz heimlich mit Fiona Swarovski. Ihrer Familie gehört der
weltberühmte
Schmuck- und Kristallkonzern. Das Paar wurde beobachtet und
fotografiert,
wie
es Arm in Arm durch die Altstadt flanierte, sich umarmte und
minutenlang
küsste.
Vaterschaftstest
Der Bericht zitiert den italienischen Society-Reporter Roberto
D'Agostino, der behauptet, dass Briatore Klum bereits vor zwei Monaten
verlassen habe. Außerdem habe er seine Anwälte damit beauftragt, zu
klären,
ob er überhaupt der Vater des Kindes ist.
Der Vater des Top-Models, Günter Klum, sagte der Zeitschrift: «Wir
geben da nichts drauf. Wir kommentieren das nicht. Wir sind glücklich.
Unsere
Tochter bekommt ein Kind. Das ist alles.» (nz)
However, the Italian press has taken Briatore's side:
http://zapping.35mm.it/magazine/gossipsingola.xtml?id=10007
Heidi Klum è incinta
Heidi Klum, la fidanzata di Flavio Briatore, è in dolce attesa da
quattro mesi. La coppia ha annunciato l'evento con un comunicato di due
sole
righe e questo ha scatenato il gossip selvaggio e le voci che darebbero
la
love
story finita da tempo, e insinuerebbero persino una dubbia paternità.
In
ogni
caso il bebè nascerà in primavera e a noi non rimane che attendere!
Kansan's comments: The gist of the above stories is that when Heidi
announced her pregnancy on Tuesday, December 16, in Hamburg, Germany,
Briatore
was kissing some other woman in Florence, Italy.
Briatore has supposedly asked his lawyers to conduct a paternity test
on
Heidi's baby. In late August, early September, when Heidi was
supposedly
impregnated, she had been in the company of Briatore, Red Hot Chili
Peppers
singer Anthony Kiedis, singer John Mayer, and British singer Seal.
All at once?
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments
come
about.
I did predict this.
One thing we can be sure of: it won't be a virgin birth.
Heidi and Seal attended the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York on
September 15, 2003.
Early the next morning, September 16, she was with Kiedis at his
hotel's
lobby. Around that same time she was spotted with John Mayer three
different
times.
The Italian news item says that she is in her fourth month, whereas
the
German tabloid "Bild" says that she is in her fifth month. That pushes
the
possible time of conception all the way back to July, when both Heidi and
I
were vacationing in Europe.
Why Kansan!!!!
You dirty little shagger!
I am not one to kiss and tell, but on July 7, 2003, I flew from Houston
to Frankfurt, Germany, on Lufthansa. I was on my way to meet my wife Dina and
our two daughters, who were vacationing in Greece. I stayed on in Germany, in
Bergisch Gladbach, Heidi's home town in the Cologne area, until Monday, July
14.
Heidi was with Briatore in Sardinia, Italy, at the time, but I had let
her know about my travel plans to Bergisch Gladbach ahead of time.
On Sunday, July 13, she left Briatore and came to Bergisch Gladbach for
one night, where I was staying.
The next day I flew on to Greece and Heidi came back to New York for a
Victoria's Secret assignment.
Nine months, the length of a pregnancy, after our night in Bergisch
Gladbach comes April 11, 2004, Easter Sunday.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum |
22 Dec 2003 12:13:29 PM |
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Aware1 wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum
From: (Aware1)
Date: 12/22/2003 11:05 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <3fea2617.98336749@news.east.earthlink.net>
Oh gawd, Kansan, did you make a map of Germany on the sheets?
--
I have many maps of Germany, including some hand-drawn ones.
During my stay in Bergisch Gladbach and the greater Cologne metropolitan
area from July 8 to 14, 2003, I had the opportunity to obtain many more maps,
books, and pamphlets on Germany, German cities, and German history.
My one night with Heidi, Sunday to Monday, July 13 to 14, was the night
of the Full Moon, when a woman is at her most fertile, according to tradition.
As a possible father of Heidi's baby, I am very proud to present the
following photographs of our pregnant Empress:
http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest
They were taken last Tuesday, December 16, the feast day of St. Adelheid
("Heidi"), the first Holy Roman Empress, Heidi's patron Saint.
Heidi was in Hamburg that day, presenting her self-designed collection
for the German company Otto and confirming rumors that she is five months
pregnant.
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| User: "NickKaffes" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum |
22 Dec 2003 04:16:19 PM |
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My fellow Greek-American Marianna Karipidu wrote in alt.fan.letterman:
Subject: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum
From: (Karipidu)
Date: 12/22/2003 1:01 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20031222140116.29482.00000829@mb-m02.aol.com>
From: (Kansan1225)
My one night with Heidi, Sunday to Monday, July 13 to 14, was the night
of the Full Moon, when a woman is at her most fertile, according to
tradition.
As a possible father of Heidi's baby, I am very proud to present the
following photographs of our pregnant Empress:
http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I Got it! Nikos Kansan is the divine father of
Heidi's baby. Who is the divine father of Regina Laskos' baby?
Oh, God!
Oh, God! I wonder if David Letterman knows about it.
Marianna
Thank you, Marianna, for understanding the spirit that I am writing my
messages in today.
Last Tuesday when I saw the news that Heidi is pregnant I became
understandably depressed. The woman that I love, along with my wife, had
"betrayed" me.
These feelings lasted most of last week and on Saturday morning I wrote
to Heidi at the Forum of her official Web site:
http://www.heidiklum.com
I wrote to her a rather rude, short message, wishing her a Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year, without mentioning her pregnancy. Within two
and a half hours she had read my message and kindly allowed it to appear at her
Forum. (I think she is in Bergisch Gladbach with her parents right now.)
Yesterday I felt a little better and my family and I went to the house of
our friends Kyriakos and Danae for dinner. We discussed the situation late
into the night.
This morning the burden had been lifted from me. It may be that now that
we have entered Capricorn, my sign, I am stronger emotionally: The Winter
Solstice took place at 2:04 am ET this morning and the Sun is now returning.
By now I feel even more love for Heidi and don't care who the biological
father of her baby might be.
The baby is hers and she is going to have him or her, because she felt
the need to be a mother.
I am sorry, Heidi, my love, for misbehaving a little last week and thank
you for accepting me. I hope I can help you as much as I can during this time
and support you in every way. There is a lot more that I need to write and I
will over the next few days.
Congratulations!!!
(Written by Nick Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225.)
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| User: "NickKaffes" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum |
22 Dec 2003 09:06:23 PM |
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Mike wrote:
Subject: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum
From: m II
Date: 12/22/2003 8:14 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <7yNFb.189$a6.1789@jekyl.ab.tac.net>
Nick Kaffes (Kansan1225) wrote:
My fellow Greek-American Marianna Karipidu wrote in
alt.fan.letterman:
From: (Kansan1225)
My one night with Heidi, Sunday to Monday, July 13 to 14, was the night
of the Full Moon, when a woman is at her most fertile, according to
tradition.
And your offspring looks just like you!
http://www.classycelebs.com/galleries/50/monkey01.jpg
I am much more handsome than the monkey, but I do have thick, very dark
brown hair, unlike the gray-haired Flavio Briatore.
As a possible father of Heidi's baby, I am very proud to present the
following photographs of our pregnant Empress:
Too late. The after delivery picture is above.
Last Tuesday when I saw the news that Heidi is pregnant I became
understandably depressed. The woman that I love, along with my wife, had
"betrayed" me.
That's what fifty thousand dollar an hour call girls do. You know that,
having pimped her and her stupid web site for so long now. I hope your
wife comes to her senses and puts you out of your misery very soon.
mike
To understand and appreciate my wife's devotion to me, you should watch
HBO's "Carnivale", where she is represented by Sister Iris, devoted sister and
helper of Brother Justin, who represents me.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum |
22 Dec 2003 01:37:33 PM |
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On 22 Dec 2003, (Kansan1225) screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:20031222131329.26046.00001618@mb-m06.aol.com:
Aware1 wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum
From: (Aware1)
Date: 12/22/2003 11:05 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <3fea2617.98336749@news.east.earthlink.net>
Oh gawd, Kansan, did you make a map of Germany on the sheets?
--
I have many maps of Germany, including some hand-drawn ones.
During my stay in Bergisch Gladbach and the greater Cologne
metropolitan
area from July 8 to 14, 2003, I had the opportunity to obtain many
more maps, books, and pamphlets on Germany, German cities, and German
history.
My one night with Heidi, Sunday to Monday, July 13 to 14, was
the night
of the Full Moon, when a woman is at her most fertile, according to
tradition.
As a possible father of Heidi's baby, I am very proud to present
the
following photographs of our pregnant Empress:
http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest
They were taken last Tuesday, December 16, the feast day of St.
Adelheid
("Heidi"), the first Holy Roman Empress, Heidi's patron Saint.
Heidi was in Hamburg that day, presenting her self-designed
collection
for the German company Otto and confirming rumors that she is five
months pregnant.
I would be far more impressed to see photos of you and the "empress"
together.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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22 Dec 2003 03:36:38 PM |
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Cameron wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:
Subject: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum
From: "Cameron Colostomy Callistus"
Date: 12/22/2003 2:43 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <DHIFb.1614$JQ3.360@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com>
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222105128.26046.00001596@mb-m06.aol.com...
Kansan, we expect you to write a monthly check for child support. You will
fullfill your financial obligations, won't you? You're not going to be a
deadbeat dad, right?
Heidi knows very well that she can rely on me. There are very, very few
people in the whole World who can say that they care about her as much as I do.
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| User: "Dr. DuFonet" |
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23 Dec 2003 07:07:52 PM |
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222104947.26046.00001594@mb-m06.aol.com...
Dave H. wrote in alt.atheism:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: "Dave H."
Date: 12/22/2003 8:53 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <CzDFb.76808$HH.25144@fe1.texas.rr.com>
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222092608.26022.00001564@mb-m06.aol.com...
CliffB wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: CliffB
Date: 12/22/2003 7:23 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <BC0C5A7C.A5EA%>
in article 20031222080227.26022.00001549@mb-m06.aol.com, Kansan1225 at
kansan1225@aol.com wrote on 12/22/03 8:02 AM:
According to Turkish press reports:
http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/249048.asp#BODY
"Heidi Klum bebegini babasiz mi büyütecek?
"Hamile oldugunu açiklayan Heidi Klum¹um, bebeginin babasi Flavio
Briatore¹den 2 ay önce ayrildigi iddia edildi.
"19 Aralik 2003 < Ünlü mankenin babasi Günter Klum, dergiye yaptigi
açiklamada, ³Dedikodulara önem vermiyoruz. Yorum yapmayiz. Biz
mutluyuz.
Kizimizin bebegi olacak. Hepsi bu² diye konustu."
Meanwhile, the German press is flooded with this piece of news:
http://www.netzeitung.de/entertainment/people/266093.html
Gerücht: Briatore hat Heidi Klum schon lange verlassen
19. Dez 11:39
Laut Presseberichten sind das schwangere Model Heidi Klum und der
Vater
ihres Kindes, Flavio Briatore, seit zwei Monaten getrennt. Und der
Formel-1-Manager vergnügt sich bereits anderswo.
Angeblich gehen das Top-Model Heidi Klum und der Vater ihres
ungeborenen
Kindes, der Formel-1-Rennstallbesitzer Flavio Briatore, schon seit
zwei
Monaten
getrennte Wege.
Wie die «Neue Revue» berichtet, küsste der Geschäftsmann bereits
eine
andere, während Klum in Hamburg bei der Präsentation ihrer Modelinie
für
den
neuen «Otto»-Katalog verhalten freudig bekannt gab, dass sie Mutter
werde.
Der Zeitschrift zufolge traf sich der Formel-1-Manager und
Milliardär
in
Florenz heimlich mit Fiona Swarovski. Ihrer Familie gehört der
weltberühmte
Schmuck- und Kristallkonzern. Das Paar wurde beobachtet und
fotografiert,
wie
es Arm in Arm durch die Altstadt flanierte, sich umarmte und
minutenlang
küsste.
Vaterschaftstest
Der Bericht zitiert den italienischen Society-Reporter Roberto
D'Agostino, der behauptet, dass Briatore Klum bereits vor zwei
Monaten
verlassen habe. Außerdem habe er seine Anwälte damit beauftragt, zu
klären,
ob er überhaupt der Vater des Kindes ist.
Der Vater des Top-Models, Günter Klum, sagte der Zeitschrift: «Wir
geben da nichts drauf. Wir kommentieren das nicht. Wir sind
glücklich.
Unsere
Tochter bekommt ein Kind. Das ist alles.» (nz)
However, the Italian press has taken Briatore's side:
http://zapping.35mm.it/magazine/gossipsingola.xtml?id=10007
Heidi Klum è incinta
Heidi Klum, la fidanzata di Flavio Briatore, è in dolce attesa da
quattro mesi. La coppia ha annunciato l'evento con un comunicato di
due
sole
righe e questo ha scatenato il gossip selvaggio e le voci che
darebbero
la
love
story finita da tempo, e insinuerebbero persino una dubbia
paternità.
In
ogni
caso il bebè nascerà in primavera e a noi non rimane che attendere!
Kansan's comments: The gist of the above stories is that when Heidi
announced her pregnancy on Tuesday, December 16, in Hamburg,
Germany,
Briatore
was kissing some other woman in Florence, Italy.
Briatore has supposedly asked his lawyers to conduct a paternity
test
on
Heidi's baby. In late August, early September, when Heidi was
supposedly
impregnated, she had been in the company of Briatore, Red Hot Chili
Peppers
singer Anthony Kiedis, singer John Mayer, and British singer Seal.
All at once?
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new
developments
come
about.
I did predict this.
One thing we can be sure of: it won't be a virgin birth.
Heidi and Seal attended the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York
on
September 15, 2003.
Early the next morning, September 16, she was with Kiedis at his
hotel's
lobby. Around that same time she was spotted with John Mayer three
different
times.
The Italian news item says that she is in her fourth month,
whereas
the
German tabloid "Bild" says that she is in her fifth month. That pushes
the
possible time of conception all the way back to July, when both Heidi
and
I
were vacationing in Europe.
Why Kansan!!!!
You dirty little shagger!
I am not one to kiss and tell, but on July 7, 2003, I flew from
Houston
to Frankfurt, Germany, on Lufthansa. I was on my way to meet my wife Dina
and
our two daughters, who were vacationing in Greece. I stayed on in
Germany, in
Bergisch Gladbach, Heidi's home town in the Cologne area, until Monday,
July
14.
Heidi was with Briatore in Sardinia, Italy, at the time, but I had
let
her know about my travel plans to Bergisch Gladbach ahead of time.
On Sunday, July 13, she left Briatore and came to Bergisch Gladbach
for
one night, where I was staying.
The next day I flew on to Greece and Heidi came back to New York for
a
Victoria's Secret assignment.
Nine months, the length of a pregnancy, after our night in Bergisch
Gladbach comes April 11, 2004, Easter Sunday.
Damned horny rich *****!
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan's secret night with Heidi Klum |
22 Dec 2003 06:38:21 PM |
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On 22 Dec 2003 15:49:47 GMT, (Kansan1225) wrote:
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I am not one to kiss and tell, but on July 7, 2003, I flew from Houston
to Frankfurt, Germany, on Lufthansa. I was on my way to meet my wife Dina and
our two daughters, who were vacationing in Greece. I stayed on in Germany, in
Bergisch Gladbach, Heidi's home town in the Cologne area, until Monday, July
14.
I just left a message on her forum telling her all the *****
you've been sprouting. I left her my email address so hopefully, if
she's got any balls, she'll slam you good. That is if she isn't
terrified you might walk up and shoot her.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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