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Religions > Atheism |
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"Kansan1225" |
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03 Mar 2004 09:09:22 AM |
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Kansan's weight a Proof of Love |
Janice wrote:
157# seems a TAD underweight for a 5' 11", 51 y/o male.
That was my weight when I graduated from high school in 1970.
My love for Ms. Heidi Klum is strong and fresh, like that of a high
school boy for his sweetheart. Therefore, I decided to bring my weight back to
that of my high school days.
I arrived at that weight in mid-December 2003 and have maintained it
effortlessly, despite my plentiful consumption of my wife Dina's sweet baklava.
Our Lord God asked the Patriarch Abraham to be circumcised when Abraham
was ninety-nine years old:
"And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a
token of the Covenant betwixt Me and you." (Genesis 17:11)
Later on a New Covenant was established between Christians and God
Almighty and circumcision of the flesh was no longer necessary:
"And circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the
letter, whose praise is not of men, but of God." (St. Paul's Epistle to the
Romans, 2:29)
Christians have to be circumcised in the spirit (and not necessarily in
the flesh), that is they have to keep their Covenant with God at a spiritual
level.
My devotion to Goddess Heidi is both spiritual and material and the
outward expression of my love is my weight, 157 lbs, displaying the coordinates
of her hometown, Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, in reverse:
E. 7th Meridian, N. 51st Parallel.
This is also reflected in the nearest Interstate exit to my house here in
Houston: Exit 751, off Interstate Highway 10 (I-10), the Katy Freeway:
Exit 751: E 7 Meridian, N 51 Parallel.
Katy, Texas, where this Freeway passes through, was named after the K&T,
the Kansas and Texas railroad. I used to be a resident of Kansas, as my screen
name shows, and now I am a resident of Texas.
"Katy" is also a version of my older daughter's name, Caterina, and that
of Archangel Heidi in the role of Dr. Katya Nadanova in the new James Bond
videogame "Everything or Nothing":
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/columns/tech_reporter_display.jsp?vnu
_content_id=1000451500
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| User: "TehGhodTrole" |
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| Title: Re: Kansan's weight a Proof of Love |
03 Mar 2004 09:23:07 AM |
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Kansan1225 wrote:
Janice wrote:
157# seems a TAD underweight for a 5' 11", 51 y/o male.
My devotion to Goddess Heidi is both spiritual and material and
the outward expression of my love is my weight, 157 lbs, displaying
the coordinates of her hometown, Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, in
reverse:
E. 7th Meridian, N. 51st Parallel.
Exit 751: E 7 Meridian, N 51 Parallel.
157 is the devil's number. You need to turn that around. Put on a lot of
weight and get to 751 KG. Quickly.
--
TehGhodTrole: Trolling, for God's sake.
Your Free Insult: Jesus loves you.
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