Religions > Atheism > Kerry and Edwards Have Same Sex Marriage. Liberals Hate America!!
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"Liberal Yang Blows Me" |
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14 Aug 2004 11:12:29 PM |
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Kerry and Edwards Have Same Sex Marriage. Liberals Hate America!! |
Kerry and Edwards Have Same Sex Marriage. Liberals Hate America!!
Written by Jack Black, Managing Editor
"Ambiguously Democratic Duo"
Las Vegas Sun July 11, 2004 - Presidential candidate and vice
presidential candidate John Kerry and John Edwards secretly eloped in
a secret ceremony in Las Vegas, Nevada. Insiders say that the two wed
in Las Vegas' Little White Wedding Chapel.
Kerry, 60, and Edwards, 61, finally said "I Do" and are expected to
duck questions for now. People Magazine's "Sexiest Politician" has
finally been taken.
Family friend ***** Gephardt said, "I was just so overwhelmed by
emotion that my two buds were finally making it official." Family
insiders say though, that Gephardt is jealous of their marriage and
that the couple plans to file a restraining order against him.
The two have been seen almost everywhere canoodling, hugging, groping
and smiling at each other. There love came under the public microscope
when on July 6, Kerry announced his "partner" as his running mate for
the 2004 presidential election.
They were seen holding hands and talking to each other on North
Carolina's Wrightsville Beach where Edwards takes his annual walk
every Fourth of July. Witnesses say that they stared so deeply into
each other's eyes like true lovebirds. They were also seen canoodling
in Manhattan after Kerry's announcement.
Kerry held a gala at New York's Radio City Music Hall with friends
Dave Matthews and Whoopi Goldberg, soon to be voted America's Sexiest
Woman. The benefit added an estimated 7.5 million dollars to the "John
John" campaign.
Edwards hugged and kissed his partner after he performed "God Bless
America." He exited in a storm of rainbow confetti.
Friends believe that they plan to announce their love for each other
tonight on "60 Minutes", declaring themselves the "Ambiguously
Democratic Duo." They will later go on into Kerry's Massachusetts and
receive their marriage license on November 2, as they take over
America. Kerry wants to use some of the 7.5 million dollars raised to
"totally raid SoHo and Calvin Klein and get some nice fabrics. Kerry
said that this is the fight of the "the Democratic Duo against the
Hetero Hill-Billy."
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| User: "Shannon Jacobs" |
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| Title: The vile spewers of mindless blather thread |
19 Aug 2004 07:14:59 AM |
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I certainly love my native land, and I (and millions of American like me)
are NOT going to sit by while vicious pseudo-patriots like this one attack
democracy and all of the things that have made America great. That their
negative visciousness is in Dubya's name is a kind of double-negative--in
favor of soon-to-be-President Kerry. BushCo suckered us in 2000, but, in
Dubya's own immortal words: "Shame on... Shame on... You can't get fooled
again."
By the way, I am always offended by lies and liars, and this typically
nameless and cowardly Bushevik can't even come up with his own lies, but
just re-spews other Bushevik's tripe:
Original Subject: Kerry and Edwards Have Same Sex Marriage. Liberals Hate
America!!
Liberal Yang Blows Me wrote:
Kerry and Edwards Have Same Sex Marriage. Liberals Hate America!!
Written by Jack Black, Managing Editor
<cut-and-paste tripe snip>
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We don't know if 9/11 could have been stopped--but we do know Dubya
failed to stop it. That's the FACT.
Do you agree that democracy is good and depends on serious discussion
of the issues? If so, don't reply to off topic, ad hominem garbage.
Send it to "The vile spewers of mindless blather thread".
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