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WMD FOUND! LIBERALS ARE NOW WORRIED!
WMD FOUND IN SADDAM'S BEARD
Bush: Whiskers No Longer a Threat to U.S.
The search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq came to an end today
as U.S. military officials found chemical, biological and nuclear
weapons hidden in the scraggly beard of former Iraqi dictator Saddam
Hussein.
The Iraqi madman had instructed his weapons scientists to create the
WMD in microscopic form so that he could carry them around on his
person at all times, the officials said.
U.S. General Ricardo Sanchez said that the discovery of WMD nestled in
Saddam's unkempt facial hair closes the book on one of Operation
Iraqi Freedom's most enduring mysteries.
"Now we know why we never found the weapons of mass destruction,"
General Sanchez told reporters. "We never dreamed they were tiny enough
to be hidden on someone's face."
The general added that Saddam was capable of launching his deadly
weapons cache merely by shaking his head.
After he was captured, Saddam received a shave and a haircut from the
Halliburton Company, who charged the former dictator the entire
$750,000 he had in his possession.
The deadly beard was then stored in an airtight container and
transferred to a U.S. military laboratory in Wiesbaden, Germany for
future study.
At a press conference in Washington, President Bush praised the
military for removing Saddam's lethal beard once and for all.
"Thanks to the efforts of our coalition, Saddam Hussein's whiskers
will no longer harbor the world's deadliest weapons," Mr. Bush said.
Later in his press conference, the President revealed that U.S. forces
found Saddam after receiving a tip from Tikrit that there was an ***** in
a hole in the ground.
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