Parliament London, 1778- Lord Richard Cheney, Prime Minister to King
George II assured that the insurrection in the colonies are "in the
last throes", as he asked the house of Commons for an additional 67
million Pound Sterling to further prosecute the war.

To underscore the just how well the war against the insurgents are
going, Lord Halliburton of Essex has been asked to hire an addtional
7,000 Hessian soldiers, or what are euphemistically called "military
contractors". At the same time, Admiral Donald Rumsfeld has been in
the process to create a "more agile, responsive" British Navy. A key
achievement of Admiral Rumsfeld's initiative has been the mothballing
of HMS Victory in favor of Humvee class gunboats- they are made of
balsa wood hulls and fire 3 ounce cannon balls.

However, the general public have become increasingly skeptical of the
offical story about the war. Gone are the days when, immediatley after
the Boston Massacre, King George II held a grand parade on the River
Thames, sporting a banner that proclaimed "Ye Miffion Accomplifhed".
Indeed, the continued inability of the British army to subdue the
Continental rebels has detroyed the myth of British military
invicibility.

To further show their committment to the war, the House of Lords have
voted to give themselves another tax break, while pushing the bulk of
the war costs to the middle class Britich subjects. Of course some go
the extra mile. For example, Lord Thomas DeLay, Second Earl of
Wal-Mart, has gone so far as to place a yellow bibbon on the back of
his import Horse Buggy. "This baby has 6 horse-power under it's hood-
sure it takes 3 haystacks per mile to run the baby, but I can afford
it, I am the Second Earl of Wal-Mart!"

Parliament London, 1778- Lord Richard Cheney, Prime Minister to King
George II assured that the insurrection in the colonies are "in the
last throes", as he asked the house of Commons for an additional 67
million Pound Sterling to further prosecute the war.

To underscore the just how well the war against the insurgents are
going, Lord Halliburton of Essex has been asked to hire an addtional
7,000 Hessian soldiers, or what are euphemistically called "military
contractors". At the same time, Admiral Donald Rumsfeld has been in
the process to create a "more agile, responsive" British Navy. A key
achievement of Admiral Rumsfeld's initiative has been the mothballing
of HMS Victory in favor of Humvee class gunboats- they are made of
balsa wood hulls and fire 3 ounce cannon balls.

However, the general public have become increasingly skeptical of the
offical story about the war. Gone are the days when, immediatley after
the Boston Massacre, King George II held a grand parade on the River
Thames, sporting a banner that proclaimed "Ye Miffion Accomplifhed".
Indeed, the continued inability of the British army to subdue the
Continental rebels has detroyed the myth of British military
invicibility.

To further show their committment to the war, the House of Lords have
voted to give themselves another tax break, while pushing the bulk of
the war costs to the middle class Britich subjects. Of course some go
the extra mile. For example, Lord Thomas DeLay, Second Earl of
Wal-Mart, has gone so far as to place a yellow bibbon on the back of
his import Horse Buggy. "This baby has 6 horse-power under it's hood-
sure it takes 3 haystacks per mile to run the baby, but I can afford
it, I am the Second Earl of Wal-Mart!"

Parliament London, 1778- Lord Richard Cheney, Prime Minister to King
George II assured that the insurrection in the colonies are "in the
last throes", as he asked the house of Commons for an additional 67
million Pound Sterling to further prosecute the war.

To underscore the just how well the war against the insurgents are
going, Lord Halliburton of Essex has been asked to hire an addtional
7,000 Hessian soldiers, or what are euphemistically called "military
contractors". At the same time, Admiral Donald Rumsfeld has been in
the process to create a "more agile, responsive" British Navy. A key
achievement of Admiral Rumsfeld's initiative has been the mothballing
of HMS Victory in favor of Humvee class gunboats- they are made of
balsa wood hulls and fire 3 ounce cannon balls.

However, the general public have become increasingly skeptical of the
offical story about the war. Gone are the days when, immediatley after
the Boston Massacre, King George II held a grand parade on the River
Thames, sporting a banner that proclaimed "Ye Miffion Accomplifhed".
Indeed, the continued inability of the British army to subdue the
Continental rebels has detroyed the myth of British military
invicibility.

To further show their committment to the war, the House of Lords have
voted to give themselves another tax break, while pushing the bulk of
the war costs to the middle class Britich subjects. Of course some go
the extra mile. For example, Lord Thomas DeLay, Second Earl of
Wal-Mart, has gone so far as to place a yellow bibbon on the back of
his import Horse Buggy. "This baby has 6 horse-power under it's hood-
sure it takes 3 haystacks per mile to run the baby, but I can afford
it, I am the Second Earl of Wal-Mart!"

King George II held a grand parade on the River
Thames, sporting a banner that proclaimed "Ye Miffion Accomplifhed".

Parliament London, 1778- Lord Richard Cheney, Prime Minister to King
George II assured that the insurrection in the colonies are "in the
last throes", as he asked the house of Commons for an additional 67
million Pound Sterling to further prosecute the war.

To underscore the just how well the war against the insurgents are
going, Lord Halliburton of Essex has been asked to hire an addtional
7,000 Hessian soldiers, or what are euphemistically called "military
contractors". At the same time, Admiral Donald Rumsfeld has been in
the process to create a "more agile, responsive" British Navy. A key
achievement of Admiral Rumsfeld's initiative has been the mothballing
of HMS Victory in favor of Humvee class gunboats- they are made of
balsa wood hulls and fire 3 ounce cannon balls.

However, the general public have become increasingly skeptical of the
offical story about the war. Gone are the days when, immediatley after
the Boston Massacre, King George II held a grand parade on the River
Thames, sporting a banner that proclaimed "Ye Miffion Accomplifhed".
Indeed, the continued inability of the British army to subdue the
Continental rebels has detroyed the myth of British military
invicibility.

To further show their committment to the war, the House of Lords have
voted to give themselves another tax break, while pushing the bulk of
the war costs to the middle class Britich subjects. Of course some go
the extra mile. For example, Lord Thomas DeLay, Second Earl of
Wal-Mart, has gone so far as to place a yellow bibbon on the back of
his import Horse Buggy. "This baby has 6 horse-power under it's hood-
sure it takes 3 haystacks per mile to run the baby, but I can afford
it, I am the Second Earl of Wal-Mart!"