Religions > Atheism > KS Plant Lays Off 160. Thank You Bush (We Turned The Corner! Look At the Monkey! Look At the Monkey!)
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"Yang, AthD h.c" |
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25 Aug 2004 03:38:26 AM |
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KS Plant Lays Off 160. Thank You Bush (We Turned The Corner! Look At the Monkey! Look At the Monkey!) |
http://morningsun.net/stories/081904/loc_20040819017.shtml
I mean, it's not as if AWOL's steel tariff would ***** over a
manufacturing company or anything.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -965 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Michael Marxist Moore" |
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| Title: John Kerry Photographed Wearing Giant Prophylactic Over His Head! Kerry says it's a kinky phase he is now into!!! |
25 Aug 2004 04:27:21 AM |
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John Kerry Photographed Wearing Giant Prophylactic Over His Head!
Kerry says it's a kinky phase he is now into!!!
Humorist Andy Borowitz insisted last week that officials had found
Osama bin Laden in the pants of Sandy Berger, Clinton security czar.
Well, maybe not. In FleetCenter hallways yesterday speculation reigned
that Osama bin Laden was instead found crawling out of a Cape
Canaveral test tube Monday, disguised as John Kerry ``I'm telling
you,'' insisted one DNC hanger-on. ``Look at Osama's beard. Draw it on
`Bubble Boy' here. It's a dead ringer. The litmus test? Ever see the
two of them in the same room?'' Other leading theories on why in the
world our would-be president, this week of all weeks, would ever let
himself be photographed in a silly suit on hands and knees? ``Looking
for weapons of mass destruction,'' said John Rooney, ``He was being
born,'' said Boston cop Bob Fitzsimmons. ``Imitating a giant
prophylactic,'' said Carol Fitzgerald at South Station. ``No, no. He's
a test tube tot,'' said a New Jersey delegate who wouldn't be named.
Some saw an ET-phone-home resemblance. Or Oompa Loompahs from ``Willy
Wonka.'' Others thought this was but another attempt by Mr. Aloof to
De-loof himself and show his madcap side. But the top two theories on
why in the world our would-be president, this week of all weeks, would
ever let himself be photographed in a silly suit on hands and knees?
No. 1: Paying homage to Woody Allen's scared sperm in ``Everything You
Always Wanted to Know About Sex...'' No. 2: Paying penance for
deep-sixing a DNC speaking role for Michael Dukakis. Thus Kerry
reprised the infamous tank ride. ``Whoever was there advising was not
entirely on top of the problem,'' said CNN's Wolf Blitzer on the
convention floor when asked to analyze Sperm-gate fallout. ``Oh give
me a break,'' said former New Hampshire Gov. Jeanne Shaheen, now a
Kerry campaign honcho, dismissing Sperm-gate inquiries as ridiculous.
So did several earnest delegates. But if ``Bubble Boy'' isn't of
tank-like proportions, it is a problem image-wise, no? If 30 years of
Duke's career could be summed up by one tank ride, can't, say, six
months of Kerry's be captured by Osama does Disneyworld? ``No,''
Shaheen shot back, polite but firm, leaving one to ponder: Was
there no mirror available? And where was Terry ``shove-it'' Heinz when
her man needed her?
On Broadway & 37 St in midtown Manhattan a 3 card monte dealer when
show the infamous picture of Kerry in between hustling tourists asked
suspiciously: "why is that man wearing that scumbag?" When told it was
John Kerry who was running for president the dealer just shook his
head and remarked, "that fool ought to sell tickets to that show" Mary
Conway, a tourist from Phoenix Arizona, just laughed hysterically
when shown the photo, Robert Defazio, a salesman from Erie
Pennsylvania just shook his head sadly and asked quizzically, "why
would anyone be stupid enough to let themselves be photographed
wearing a giant rubber?"
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Liberals Hate America!
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| User: "Jorge W. Arbusto" |
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| Title: Re: What an idiot!! |
25 Aug 2004 10:30:49 AM |
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"Michael Marxist Moore" <mmmoore@N0TSPAM.0RG> wrote in message
news:ipmoi09fgrc8os75r8m7vrftc71gvj5jhg@4ax.com...
Can't deny the economy sucks, eh, *****-for-brains?
Neocon whores HATE America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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