Religions > Atheism > Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote
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"Clayton Forno" |
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25 Dec 2003 06:04:53 PM |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
"Reality?? Reality?? I don't need no stinkin reality, you evil *****
eating, ***** drinking satanic atheists...you're all so negative and
insulting!!"
* DUKE
"BBBB..BBB..B..BBB..BB.B..BB...BLL..BLL..BLLL...See...there's my
evidence"
* MELCHIZIDEK
"I am so smart...I am so smart...S..M..R..T...I mean S...M..A...do you
smell something burning?"
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
"Hey *****...have you been raped....have you? Ha ha ha. Oh you
haven't...well it's only because talk.origins hasn't let you be!"
* JABRIOL
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
"Like King David I shall destroy the evil atheist goliath with a
single rock...I'll just pick up this
monument...*grunt*...*uuuuunnnnggggghhhh*..wait.. give me a
minute...I'll just keep on trying...*gruuuunt*"
ROY MOORE
"Faggots are so evil...they all do such terrible, evil things...for
example I got a thorn in my foot while dancing on Shepard's grave!"
REV. FRED PHELPS
"Praise Mohammed and pass the ammo"
THE WASHINGTON SNIPER
"This is a holy war...so following operation "shock and awe", I will
be putting on my wings and flaming sword and slay all them naughty
non-Christians in operation "Winged Whoopass"."
GENERAL BOYKIN
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
"Atheism Causes Cancer"
WORLD NET DAILY
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
"Quite frankly supreme court...we don't give a damn!"
THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
"Those fags wanting to love and commit each other is an act of
hate...let's stop them and deny them civil rights and a chance at a
better life to show them the power of our love and tolerance"
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
"Well the aren't going to be committing any sins anymore now are they,
smart guy?"
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
"Because we all know...all gays are paedophiles...and we can't risk
having a child molester in such a position of power now can we.
Imagine letting that happen."
THE SPLIT IN THE ANGLICAN CHURCH OVER THE ORDINATION OF A GAY BISHOP
Ok people...it's time to vote. You can vote by replying to this
message with your vote or..as several people choose to do every
year...you can email your vote to me at
Voting goes from now until the beginning of the new year. That's
about a week people...so don't dilly dally. It's up to you to
recognize all the effort these fundo fuckwits have put into their
raving and blinding. My decisions will all be final. No
correspondence will be entered into. Get voting peeps!!
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
29 Dec 2003 08:14:15 PM |
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"Clayton Forno" <cjfat@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:216e1d95.0312251604.539cdba@posting.google.com...
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
* JABRIOL
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
THE WASHINGTON SNIPER
Considering this guy's prospects for longevity, is there a lifetime
achievement award in this category?
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
THE RAELIANS
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
Cheers,
Pete
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| User: "CM" |
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27 Dec 2003 01:50:08 AM |
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THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Ahh, So much bizzaro nuttiness!
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
Sorry to say, I haven't seen all of the posters mentioned,
but going by what I've seen, I vote for GEORGEANN
with DUKE as a close runner up.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
Ahh, all are such deserving candidates!
I vote for ROY MOORE
with GENERAL BOYKIN as runner up.
admittedly, REV. FRED PHELPS is totally mad, but
he is so last century! Boarish and boring!
As for THE WASHINGTON SNIPER, shouldn't that be
THE WASHINGTON SNIPERS? There were TWO of those idiots!
As for GEORGE W. BUSH JR, he's just too pathetic to win.
After all, this vote can't be rigged by Katherine Harris,
or the Supreme Court!
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
More great candidates!
After much deliberation, I vote for THE RAELIANS
who have just a bit more nuttiness than the runner-up,
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
It has been a long strange year! With the presidential elections
coming up in the US, 2004 is likely to be even stranger.
For sheer religious horror, it would be hard to top
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM,
so that's my vote.
The runner up, ROY'S ROCK, illustrates the very low standard Alabama
has for their Supreme Court Justices.
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE and
THE SPLIT IN THE ANGLICAN CHURCH OVER THE ORDINATION OF A GAY BISHOP
are both aspects of the same religious insanity over what would
otherwise be private personal love affairs.
As for THE WAR IN IRAQ, it wouldn't have made the list were it not for
the theological braying of characters like General Boykin.
Theo-logical... Now that's an oxymoron for you!
CM
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 Dec 2003 01:57:05 PM |
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<piggybacking with my vote>
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
Duke.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
Chimp doesn't deserve a vote. It's gotta be Roy "The Rock" Moore.
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
The Catholic Church, with their whacky pedophiles-in-denial antics and
nutty condoms-cause-AIDS panache.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
Roy Boy's Rock.
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
26 Dec 2003 07:48:21 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800 didst Clayton Forno speak
thusly:
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
"Hey *****...have you been raped....have you? Ha ha ha. Oh you
haven't...well it's only because talk.origins hasn't let you be!"
Definitely Doktor Gastric.
Jabby should be disqualified by the way. It's just not a fair race with
him in it!
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
Too many. Just too many. Head swimming. Room spinning...
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Mark K. Bilbo
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "SLDER" |
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29 Dec 2003 11:40:04 PM |
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As an Alabamian, I can only vote for my Homestate favorite, and former
(yippee) Chief Justice - Roy Moore
SLD
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| User: "khartoum" |
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26 Dec 2003 11:46:21 AM |
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Clayton Forno wrote:
My votes:
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"I am so smart...I am so smart...S..M..R..T...I mean S...M..A...do you
smell something burning?"
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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| User: "HiEv" |
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25 Dec 2003 06:33:29 PM |
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Clayton Forno wrote:
[snip]
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
[snip]
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
[snip]
Just from my personal interactions with her a while back.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
[snip]
Good grief, where do I start on this one?
He defied the UN and attacked Iraq supposedly because they defied the
UN. He keeps trying to tie Iraq to 9/11, when there almost no
relationship. And need I mention the serious lack of even a single drop
of any of the "thousands of tons" of WMDs he claimed that were there?
Top it all off with believing that this is his work assigned to him by
God and you have person who has dangerously too much power.
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
[snip]
Anyone who thinks that bombing other people will sway them to their side
are seriously delusional.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
[snip]
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
[snip]
The only way you can justify the war in Iraq is if you truly believe
that the ends justify the means. However, I do not believe that you
should get away with doing whatever you want just because you carry a
big stick and say you're doing it for a good reason. There was no solid
evidence of an immanent threat to anyone outside Iraq, and therefore the
attack, no matter how beneficial the outcome, was not justified.
So, those are my votes.
Happy holidays everyone!
--
The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has its limits.
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| User: "johac" |
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27 Dec 2003 03:16:33 AM |
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In article <216e1d95.0312251604.539cdba@posting.google.com>,
(Clayton Forno) wrote:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
georgann - loony but entertaining.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
Dubya in a landslide. Let's hope that thsi is the only election that
he wins this yeart.
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
The DI, for attempted sodomy of science.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
*GAWD* told Dubya to do it.
Ok people...it's time to vote. You can vote by replying to this
message with your vote or..as several people choose to do every
year...you can email your vote to me at
Voting goes from now until the beginning of the new year. That's
about a week people...so don't dilly dally. It's up to you to
recognize all the effort these fundo fuckwits have put into their
raving and blinding. My decisions will all be final. No
correspondence will be entered into. Get voting peeps!!
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
- Question authority. Now more than ever. -
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| User: "Zinnic" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
27 Dec 2003 10:11:42 AM |
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johac <jhachm@remove.ixpres.com> wrote in message news:<jhachm-FF3B24.01163327122003@news-central.ash.giganews.com>...
In article <216e1d95.0312251604.539cdba@posting.google.com>,
cjfat@optusnet.com.au (Clayton Forno) wrote:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
georgann - loony but entertaining.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
Dubya in a landslide. Let's hope that thsi is the only election that
he wins this yeart.
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
The DI, for attempted sodomy of science.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
*GAWD* told Dubya to do it.
Ok people...it's time to vote. You can vote by replying to this
message with your vote or..as several people choose to do every
year...you can email your vote to me at
Voting goes from now until the beginning of the new year. That's
about a week people...so don't dilly dally. It's up to you to
recognize all the effort these fundo fuckwits have put into their
raving and blinding. My decisions will all be final. No
correspondence will be entered into. Get voting peeps!!
Looniest election of the year! Loony lefties voting on 'loonyism'. It
takes one to know one so I guess you guys are highly qualified as an
electorate. These posts would be pathetic if they were not so
laughable!
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| User: "Dude...Wheres My Clayton?" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
27 Dec 2003 05:59:30 PM |
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"Zinnic" <zeenric2@gate.net> wrote in message
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Ladies and gentlemen...we can hear you over this rather silly piece of
explosive diarrhoea...but a simple plonking will suffice for those who would
prefer not to be exposed to *****.
<plonk>
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
27 Dec 2003 05:48:59 PM |
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"Zinnic" <zeenric2@gate.net> wrote in message
news:4ce617c0.0312270811.abaa96b@posting.google.com...
johac <jhachm@remove.ixpres.com> wrote in message
news:<jhachm-FF3B24.01163327122003@news-central.ash.giganews.com>...
In article <216e1d95.0312251604.539cdba@posting.google.com>,
cjfat@optusnet.com.au (Clayton Forno) wrote:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
georgann - loony but entertaining.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
Dubya in a landslide. Let's hope that thsi is the only election that
he wins this yeart.
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
The DI, for attempted sodomy of science.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
*GAWD* told Dubya to do it.
Ok people...it's time to vote. You can vote by replying to this
message with your vote or..as several people choose to do every
year...you can email your vote to me at
Voting goes from now until the beginning of the new year. That's
about a week people...so don't dilly dally. It's up to you to
recognize all the effort these fundo fuckwits have put into their
raving and blinding. My decisions will all be final. No
correspondence will be entered into. Get voting peeps!!
Looniest election of the year! Loony lefties voting on 'loonyism'. It
takes one to know one so I guess you guys are highly qualified as an
electorate. These posts would be pathetic if they were not so
laughable!
oh, don't cry now, snookums. just content yourself with the knowledge that
we're all going to hell. bwahahahahaha!!! you're wasting your life
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
28 Dec 2003 12:21:09 AM |
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On 27 Dec 2003 08:11:42 -0800, (Zinnic) wrote:
Looniest election of the year! Loony lefties voting on 'loonyism'. It
takes one to know one so I guess you guys are highly qualified as an
electorate. These posts would be pathetic if they were not so
laughable!
Upset you didn't receive a nomination? Uh huh.....
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
27 Dec 2003 10:51:53 PM |
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On 27 Dec 2003 08:11:42 -0800, (Zinnic) wrote:
Looniest election of the year! Loony lefties voting on 'loonyism'. It
takes one to know one so I guess you guys are highly qualified as an
electorate. These posts would be pathetic if they were not so
laughable!
Sorry, no more contenders can enter. Maybe next year, we can enter
you.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, Heathens and Godless Groupies....It's Time To Vote |
26 Dec 2003 04:57:09 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, a stranger called
by some (Clayton Forno) came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Reality?? Reality?? I don't need no stinkin reality, you evil *****
eating, ***** drinking satanic atheists...you're all so negative and
insulting!!"
* DUKE
Duke's pure persistance at being an idiot make's him (her? it?) a
shoe-in.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"Like King David I shall destroy the evil atheist goliath with a
single rock...I'll just pick up this
monument...*grunt*...*uuuuunnnnggggghhhh*..wait.. give me a
minute...I'll just keep on trying...*gruuuunt*"
ROY MOORE
A former-Judge Moore. How can we not recognize the achievements of a
state Supreme Court Justice who evidently wasn't familiar with the
basic concepts of American law?
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
"Atheism Causes Cancer"
WORLD NET DAILY
Makes Fox News look liberal. Gotta love World Nut.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
Rolling, rolling, rolling,
Hear the fundies moaning
Gotta keep that rock a'rolling
Awaaayy!
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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My votes:
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Reality?? Reality?? I don't need no stinkin reality, you evil *****
eating, ***** drinking satanic atheists...you're all so negative and
insulting!!"
* DUKE
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THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
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THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
Can I do a write-in vote for this category? If so, I vote for the
Repuglican...uh, I mean Republican party. If not...
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
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THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Those fags wanting to love and commit each other is an act of
hate...let's stop them and deny them civil rights and a chance at a
better life to show them the power of our love and tolerance"
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
--
Michael Nash - aa # 1651
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that
we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic
and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." --
Teddy Roosevelt (Kansas City Star, 7 May 1918)
"The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and *****." --
P. J. O'Rourke
"Conservatives want a federal government so small it fits in your
bedroom." -- Brian Westley
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30 Dec 2003 11:03:36 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, (Clayton
Forno) wrote:
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"I am so smart...I am so smart...S..M..R..T...I mean S...M..A...do you
smell something burning?"
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
It'll have to be the "good" "doctor".
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"This is a holy war...so following operation "shock and awe", I will
be putting on my wings and flaming sword and slay all them naughty
non-Christians in operation "Winged Whoopass"."
GENERAL BOYKIN
He won't win but he may be more wacko (and also in a more
important position) than the ex-judge.
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
Here we go.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
I'll vote for this under events, as there's more to this than
_Mr_ Moore himself.
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Ed. Stoebenau
a #143
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25 Dec 2003 06:22:09 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, (Clayton Forno)
in news message <216e1d95.0312251604.539cdba@posting.google.com>
wrote:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
Although I think georgann has made a good showing this year, her
material needs updating. So sorry, georgann, always a bridesmaid . .
.. This year I'm voting for "Dr" Jason Gastrich.
"I am so smart...I am so smart...S..M..R..T...I mean S...M..A...do you
smell something burning?"
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
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THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
This year, it's got to be the former Chief Justice of the State of
Alabama.
"Like King David I shall destroy the evil atheist goliath with a
single rock...I'll just pick up this
monument...*grunt*...*uuuuunnnnggggghhhh*..wait.. give me a
minute...I'll just keep on trying...*gruuuunt*"
ROY MOORE
[-----]
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
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The Raelians are truly loony.
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
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THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
Roy's Rock gets my vote this year because the forcing one's religion
on others is an holy action is far too prevalent to ignore.
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
Ok people...it's time to vote. You can vote by replying to this
message with your vote
Here it is.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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25 Dec 2003 07:30:57 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, (Clayton Forno)
wrote:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Hey *****...have you been raped....have you? Ha ha ha. Oh you
haven't...well it's only because talk.origins hasn't let you be!"
* JABRIOL
Of course, I vote for Jabriol. He's the nastiest piece of...er...fundy
invader we've had in alt.atheism since Zoner and Sam Lopez.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
Mr. Unelected President of the US definitely gets my vote for this
well-deserved title. He's obviously insane, or I'd suggest that he be
tried for treason.
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
"Quite frankly supreme court...we don't give a damn!"
THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH
My vote goes to the Southern Baptist Church - the church of voluntary
ignorance and deliberate bigotry.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
My original choice was Roy's Rock, but that mostly just affects the
US. The War In Iraq affects the entire world and gets my vote.
Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Give me the storm and tempest of thought and action,
rather than the dead calm of ignorance and faith.
Banish me from Eden when you will, but first let
me eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge. For
happiness is the only good, reason the only torch,
justice the only worship, and love the only priest.
- Robert Green Ingersoll
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30 Dec 2003 04:57:23 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, (Clayton Forno)
wrote:
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Hey *****...have you been raped....have you? Ha ha ha. Oh you
haven't...well it's only because talk.origins hasn't let you be!"
* JABRIOL
This one is so nasty he gives me no choice but to vote for him
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"Like King David I shall destroy the evil atheist goliath with a
single rock...I'll just pick up this
monument...*grunt*...*uuuuunnnnggggghhhh*..wait.. give me a
minute...I'll just keep on trying...*gruuuunt*"
ROY MOORE
How come a judge never heard of separation between church and state?
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
Still waiting to see that first clone, but not holding my breath.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
How crazy can you get?
"Because we all know...all gays are paedophiles...and we can't risk
having a child molester in such a position of power now can we.
Imagine letting that happen."
THE SPLIT IN THE ANGLICAN CHURCH OVER THE ORDINATION OF A GAY BISHOP
This one comes a close second, though.
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26 Dec 2003 06:35:32 AM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, (Clayton Forno)
wrote:
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Choices... choices...
Usenet loony:
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
That is my choice. You are warm welcome to a loony, you deserve one!
Real life loony:
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
That's my man! (Is is a man? Is it mentally insane? It is .... GW
Bush!!!) The ugly face of America deserves to be rewarded!
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
Definitely them.
Can assholes run nations into the ground? Is life finite? Visit
Jerusalem or Ramalla and find out.
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
This one, please.
I did miss our bad old friend JP2, he is so dissapointed in missing a
Nobel Prize on his deathbed... maybe a loony might cheer him up?
(No, better not risk that.)
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25 Dec 2003 11:07:02 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, (Clayton Forno)
wrote:
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my votes:
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
* GEORGANN
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
ROY MOORE
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
THE RAELIANS
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Well the aren't going to be committing any sins anymore now are they,
smart guy?"
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
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Remove Belief to reply
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25 Dec 2003 07:34:37 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 11:04:53 +1100, Clayton Forno wrote
(in message <216e1d95.0312251604.539cdba@posting.google.com>):
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
[...]
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
I'm going for G. She strikes me as the most genuinely insane of
those listed.
[...]
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
Don't know much about some of the others in this category. GW is
crazy enough that Howard agrees with him. This is bad, but a sure
sign of a winner in this category.
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
They aren't /a/ group though, otherwise they'd be gettng my vote.
"Atheism Causes Cancer"
WORLD NET DAILY
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
Not convinced these (or world net) guys are loony (likewise for
Gastrich in the previous category), rather than mere exploiters of
others' looniness.
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
These guys, though, deserve a vote.
"Quite frankly supreme court...we don't give a damn!"
THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
"Get your hands off our God!", very close to voting for this one,
but prefer something that isn't quite so US-centric.
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
I see theism as a minor part of this one...
"Those fags wanting to love and commit each other is an act of
hate...let's stop them and deny them civil rights and a chance at a
better life to show them the power of our love and tolerance"
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
This one.
"Well the aren't going to be committing any sins anymore now are they,
smart guy?"
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
"Because we all know...all gays are paedophiles...and we can't risk
having a child molester in such a position of power now can we.
Imagine letting that happen."
THE SPLIT IN THE ANGLICAN CHURCH OVER THE ORDINATION OF A GAY BISHOP
With this as a near second.
Have Fun
Martin
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aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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25 Dec 2003 07:27:41 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 16:04:53 -0800, Clayton Forno wrote:
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
<sigh> They are all worthy of winning. I'll pass in favor of the majority.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
ROY MOORE
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
THE RAELIANS
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
ROY'S ROCK
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Clayton Forno:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
"Reality?? Reality?? I don't need no stinkin reality, you evil *****
eating, ***** drinking satanic atheists...you're all so negative and
insulting!!"
* DUKE
"BBBB..BBB..B..BBB..BB.B..BB...BLL..BLL..BLLL...See...there's my
evidence"
* MELCHIZIDEK
"I am so smart...I am so smart...S..M..R..T...I mean S...M..A...do you
smell something burning?"
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
"Hey *****...have you been raped....have you? Ha ha ha. Oh you
haven't...well it's only because talk.origins hasn't let you be!"
* JABRIOL
I vote for GASSY, the new kid on the block.
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
"Like King David I shall destroy the evil atheist goliath with a
single rock...I'll just pick up this
monument...*grunt*...*uuuuunnnnggggghhhh*..wait.. give me a
minute...I'll just keep on trying...*gruuuunt*"
ROY MOORE
"Faggots are so evil...they all do such terrible, evil things...for
example I got a thorn in my foot while dancing on Shepard's grave!"
REV. FRED PHELPS
"Praise Mohammed and pass the ammo"
THE WASHINGTON SNIPER
"This is a holy war...so following operation "shock and awe", I will
be putting on my wings and flaming sword and slay all them naughty
non-Christians in operation "Winged Whoopass"."
GENERAL BOYKIN
George Bush for me.
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
"Atheism Causes Cancer"
WORLD NET DAILY
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
"Quite frankly supreme court...we don't give a damn!"
THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH
I'll take the Raelians. Captain Bizzarro~!
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
"Those fags wanting to love and commit each other is an act of
hate...let's stop them and deny them civil rights and a chance at a
better life to show them the power of our love and tolerance"
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
"Well the aren't going to be committing any sins anymore now are they,
smart guy?"
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
"Because we all know...all gays are paedophiles...and we can't risk
having a child molester in such a position of power now can we.
Imagine letting that happen."
THE SPLIT IN THE ANGLICAN CHURCH OVER THE ORDINATION OF A GAY BISHOP
Ok people...it's time to vote. You can vote by replying to this
message with your vote or..as several people choose to do every
year...you can email your vote to me at
Voting goes from now until the beginning of the new year. That's
about a week people...so don't dilly dally. It's up to you to
recognize all the effort these fundo fuckwits have put into their
raving and blinding. My decisions will all be final. No
correspondence will be entered into. Get voting peeps!!
My vote is cast for
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
Idiocy knows no bounds.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
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piggybacking on Vic (hello!)
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns945CBDBBEDD33vicman@216.148.227.77...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Clayton Forno:
Posting from Google to avoid server problems
Yes that's right....it's that time of the year for all good heathens
to come together and put ***** on the religious nutcases who have such
effect on our lives. It's time to vote for
THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY
THEIST OF THE YEAR
Well my decision to change the amount of official candidates for each
award from ten down to five has been quite a challenge for me, because
we have had a bumper crop of religious nutcases this year...especially
here on the Usenet. I have had to be quite brutal in my trimming of
the nominees down to who I think have been the most vocal, consistent,
intense, freshest and of course most insane god flingers there
are...but I believe I have achieved a good balance. Now I'm sure some
of you may be upset that some of your favourites are not up for
voting...but as I said...it's been tough to choose the best.
So...without further ado...here are the candidates in all four
categories for THE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR.
THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR
"Don't bother me...I'm on my pyramids...here's a diagram"
* GEORGANN
"Reality?? Reality?? I don't need no stinkin reality, you evil *****
eating, ***** drinking satanic atheists...you're all so negative and
insulting!!"
* DUKE
"BBBB..BBB..B..BBB..BB.B..BB...BLL..BLL..BLLL...See...there's my
evidence"
* MELCHIZIDEK
"I am so smart...I am so smart...S..M..R..T...I mean S...M..A...do you
smell something burning?"
*"DR" JASON GASTRICH
"Hey *****...have you been raped....have you? Ha ha ha. Oh you
haven't...well it's only because talk.origins hasn't let you be!"
* JABRIOL
jabbers. the most dangerous of the usenet loons
THE LOONY THEIST REAL LIFE LOONY OF THE YEAR
"I don't care how many troops have died and what they have done *I'M*
the hero and *I'M* the martyr....If you don't believe me, then I'll
get Florida to declare me so"
GEORGE W. BUSH JR
"Like King David I shall destroy the evil atheist goliath with a
single rock...I'll just pick up this
monument...*grunt*...*uuuuunnnnggggghhhh*..wait.. give me a
minute...I'll just keep on trying...*gruuuunt*"
ROY MOORE
"Faggots are so evil...they all do such terrible, evil things...for
example I got a thorn in my foot while dancing on Shepard's grave!"
REV. FRED PHELPS
"Praise Mohammed and pass the ammo"
THE WASHINGTON SNIPER
"This is a holy war...so following operation "shock and awe", I will
be putting on my wings and flaming sword and slay all them naughty
non-Christians in operation "Winged Whoopass"."
GENERAL BOYKIN
Bush
THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR
*BOINK*...NYUK NYUK NYUK...WHY YOU BLOCKHEAD...*BANG*...HEY MOE...TAKE
THIS.. *SMASH*...KNUCKLEHEADS!
THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL/PLO/HUMAS AND OTHER SPLINTER GROUPS
"Atheism Causes Cancer"
WORLD NET DAILY
"You know we are right...It's been obvious for millions of
years!...OOPS"
THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE
"The clones are every where! There's one behind you! Oh...you
weren't quick enough so you missed him. Wait...there's one over
there...nope sorry you missed him again. Of course we are
atheists...may the aliens strike us down if we are lying."
THE RAELIANS
"Quite frankly supreme court...we don't give a damn!"
THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH
worldnet daily pour moi, sil vous plait
THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR
"Freedom of religion gives me the right to deny other people freedom
to have any religious freedom of their own...why can't you stupid
people understand something so simple?"
ROY'S ROCK
"The Beaver broke my favourite pipe, June...so I'm going to go over
and execute Dennis the Menace, his family, Mr and Mrs Wilson and the
Cunningham's to teach him a lesson. That's a sling shot of mass
destruction he has in his back pocket!! Well it's an invisible sling
shot then!!"
THE WAR IN IRAQ
"Those fags wanting to love and commit each other is an act of
hate...let's stop them and deny them civil rights and a chance at a
better life to show them the power of our love and tolerance"
THE BACKLASH OVER GAY MARRIAGE
"Well the aren't going to be committing any sins anymore now are they,
smart guy?"
THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO KILLED HER KIDS TO "SAVE" THEM
"Because we all know...all gays are paedophiles...and we can't risk
having a child molester in such a position of power now can we.
Imagine letting that happen."
THE SPLIT IN THE ANGLICAN CHURCH OVER THE ORDINATION OF A GAY BISHOP
Iraq
The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
like your sig. fuckin true
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