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03 Jun 2005 02:35:44 PM |
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Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
Oh, no. O my God! I am being raptured wile
my wife got LEFT BEHIND. She will be missing me.
She will be saying," where is the one who caress
my neck at night?" "Where is he?" "I miss him."
Oh, no. O Lord, don't rapture me yet. I need my wife.
-FORGET THAT RAPTURE THING. I AM GOING TO LET YOU
GO BACK TO YOUR WIFE... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING?
72 VIRGINS AUX YEUX DE BEURRE.
You won't be raptured. But you will be called from
your grave with your guilty faces
and stand judgement for all that
fortune that you made on lies.
The bags of money will be tied up to your neck
while angels will be busy throwing you in the lake of fire.
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| User: "Fallen" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
03 Jun 2005 04:49:20 PM |
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<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1117827344.439514.19200@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Oh, no. O my God! I am being raptured wile
my wife got LEFT BEHIND. She will be missing me.
She will be saying," where is the one who caress
my neck at night?" "Where is he?" "I miss him."
No she won't, she'll be saying "where is that idoit who can not use grammar
adequately....................".
F
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
05 Jun 2005 04:09:42 PM |
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Fallen wrote:
<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1117827344.439514.19200@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Oh, no. O my God! I am being raptured wile
my wife got LEFT BEHIND. She will be missing me.
She will be saying," where is the one who caress
my neck at night?" "Where is he?" "I miss him."
No she won't, she'll be saying "where is that idoit who can not use grammar
adequately....................".
That word is IDIOT and not IDOIT.
F
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
03 Jun 2005 03:36:21 PM |
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Have you considered taking lithium...?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
03 Jun 2005 03:44:22 PM |
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skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "Fallen" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
03 Jun 2005 04:49:55 PM |
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<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1117831461.983709.300840@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
'Kay
F
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| User: "Mark Fox" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
18 Jun 2005 07:19:21 PM |
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wrote
Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
wrote:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
Funny how you find the time to surf and post on the internet while you
are being raptured. One would have though you'd be busy. LOL!
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| User: "Eric Gill" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
18 Jun 2005 04:06:22 PM |
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wrote in news:1117831461.983709.300840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
You can probably find plenty in certain types of old batteries, Dupe.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
18 Jun 2005 04:46:38 PM |
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Eric Gill wrote:
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com wrote in news:1117831461.983709.300840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
You can probably find plenty in certain types of old batteries, Dupe.
Where have you been loser? It has been a long time
since I last saw your post.
Were you in labor of evolving again?
What part of your body is changing?
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| User: "Eric Gill" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
05 Jul 2005 09:16:45 PM |
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wrote in news:1119131198.721860.155840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Eric Gill wrote:
wrote in news:1117831461.983709.300840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
You can probably find plenty in certain types of old batteries, Dupe.
Where have you been loser?
Pretty stupid to call someone who doesn't waste as much time hanging out
on the usenet as you do a "loser", Dupe.
No, actually, what I meant to say was "pathetically hypocritical."
It has been a long time
since I last saw your post.
Were you in labor of evolving again?
What part of your body is changing?
http://www.chiefsupply.com/battery_lithium.phtml
Remember, you have to carefully pry them open to get the Battery Candy
inside.
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| User: "D-word" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
05 Jul 2005 09:23:17 PM |
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Eric Gill wrote:
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com wrote in news:1119131198.721860.155840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Eric Gill wrote:
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com wrote in news:1117831461.983709.300840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
You can probably find plenty in certain types of old batteries, Dupe.
Where have you been loser?
Pretty stupid to call someone who doesn't waste as much time hanging out
on the usenet as you do a "loser", Dupe.
No, actually, what I meant to say was "pathetically hypocritical."
It has been a long time
since I last saw your post.
Were you in labor of evolving again?
What part of your body is changing?
http://www.chiefsupply.com/battery_lithium.phtml
Remember, you have to carefully pry them open to get the Battery Candy
inside.
True, but it's dark in there so you will need some matches or a candle.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
06 Jul 2005 08:53:15 AM |
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Eric Gill wrote:
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com wrote in news:1119131198.721860.155840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Eric Gill wrote:
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com wrote in news:1117831461.983709.300840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
You can probably find plenty in certain types of old batteries, Dupe.
Where have you been loser?
Pretty stupid to call someone who doesn't waste as much time hanging out
on the usenet as you do a "loser", Dupe.
No, actually, what I meant to say was "pathetically hypocritical."
And what did you think that I meant?
Please do tell If you must trade your monkey brain
for a real human one.
Hiding is not the solution,monkey boy.
It has been a long time
since I last saw your post.
Were you in labor of evolving again?
What part of your body is changing?
http://www.chiefsupply.com/battery_lithium.phtml
Remember, you have to carefully pry them open to get the Battery Candy
inside.
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| User: "Eric Gill" |
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| Title: Re: Ladies And Gentlemen I am Being Raptured |
12 Jul 2005 05:38:34 PM |
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wrote in news:1120657995.344452.164530
@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Eric Gill wrote:
wrote in news:1119131198.721860.155840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Eric Gill wrote:
wrote in news:1117831461.983709.300840
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
skyeyes wrote:
Have you considered taking lithium...?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahaha LOL
Not yet. But pretty soon I might. LOL
You can probably find plenty in certain types of old batteries,
Dupe.
Where have you been loser?
Pretty stupid to call someone who doesn't waste as much time hanging
out
on the usenet as you do a "loser", Dupe.
No, actually, what I meant to say was "pathetically hypocritical."
And what did you think that I meant?
Please do tell If you must trade your monkey brain
for a real human one.
Hiding is not the solution,monkey boy.
Jeez. If Dupe actually takes my battery advice, how the hell will we be
able to tell the difference? Random strings of letters instead of random
strings of words, maybe?
Tsk.
It has been a long time
since I last saw your post.
Were you in labor of evolving again?
What part of your body is changing?
http://www.chiefsupply.com/battery_lithium.phtml
Remember, you have to carefully pry them open to get the Battery Candy
inside.
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