America is famous for turning out highly qualified doctors and engineers,
and I will not insult their universities and colleges.

A funny comparison exists between Karachi and New York, two major
cities. In Karachi, when the electricity goes out, children play
chupan-chupai or cricket in the streets. In New York, when the lights go
out, women are assaulted, people are robbed, and stores are looted.

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

I may be an American citizen, but that's not my fault. I ask the reader to
please forgive me that much and continue with the rest of the article. As

consequence of having been born, raised, and college educated in the

I have gora-saab Urdu, a severe allergy to mosquito bites and a blue
passport, but again, that's not my fault.

Often at parties, mostly at weddings, people (with sons my age who eat,
drink, and dream in red, white and blue) will slyly ask whether or not I
have plans of returning. I say no, not at all, not unless pigs fly, hell
freezes over, and the Cubs win the World Series, all on the same day.

Then they ask me why, and I can never answer them. I'm ashamed to, and the
reason why is because the true nature of American society is obscene, and
Islamic Taboos are often rites of Passage back in God Bless America. The
sins that Americans proudly broadcast are so fahosh (obscene!) that I

mention them in mixed company in more than a whisper. But luckily I can

though, and here, dear readers, dear sly aunties, dear people who think

insane, is why I'm never going back to the US.

America is famous for turning out highly qualified doctors and engineers,
and I will not insult their universities and colleges. The Ivy League
universities offer the best education that money can buy...in an

where 90% of all on-campus rape cases are linked to alcohol and
approximately 240,000 to 360,000 of the nation's 12 million current
undergraduates will ultimately die from alcohol-related causes. (Stats

SAMHSA, the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
website)

But like I said, I'm not going to slander institutions where illicit

betweens professors and students are common enough to be part of campus
life. It's a lovely collegiate society where emergency phones with blue
light beacons are installed every 100 or so feet on college grounds to

crime and sexual assault. I said I wouldn't slander the colleges, and I'm
not. To slander something is to lie, to demean it with incorrect
information, and I'm doing neither. Everything I've mentioned is true blue
(and white, and red) and 100% certifiable by anyone who has been to

in any major city like Chicago.

Enough about college, let's go further back to public high school. I'll

you no lies here, either. The state of Illinois has mandated a health and
safety class for all students, and the class is taught to grade 9. The
safety part of the class curriculum includes driver's education. The

part of the class involves skin care, fitness, how to use a condom, how to
recognize transmitted diseases in your sexual partner and why, if you

you're a homosexual; it's ok to feel that way.

I was blessed, truly blessed by Allah that I was absent the day that my
teacher showed a live video of a woman giving birth, the natural way, in

nude, in stirrups. This all-natural, all-nude video was shown in front of

mixed 9th grade class, it was shown to both the boys and the girls at the
same time. I heard horror stories the next day from my fellow miserable
Muslimahs.

I, and hundreds of thousands of other young Muslims who were unfortunate
enough to be educated in the US, was taught that being gay (Hijra!) is

normal. Never mind the two girls sitting outside the class window kissing
each other with open mouths - they're exercising their right of choice.
Homosexuality is not a deviation, it's a lifestyle, and a rather trendy

at that.

Hooray for gay-rights and the yearly gay-pride parades held in most major
cities of the US. If you're fortunate enough not to know what a gay-pride
parade is, allow me to ruin your day. It's a procession of cars, decorated
floats, dancers, near-naked hijras and brainwashed heterosexuals who are
proud to be part of a sin so severe that it caused the destruction of

and Gomorrah.

Back to school, if your son or daughter needs a condom so that they can

a little fun on their lunch break, they don't need to be ashamed. They can
just go to the school counselor's office and get one from her, for free.

any of the students want to exercise the freedom that the American
forefathers fought and died for, and engage in some pre-marital relations
without any of the consequences, then there are hundreds of NGO's to help
them with birth control, adoption, or abortion, without ever letting the
parents know what's going on.

I'm being quite bay-sharam, I know, but how else can I explain these

How else can I tell you that high-school in Chicago, a very average place,
is a beer-drinking, pot-smoking, hormonally charged orgy where young girls
and boys play merry-go-round with their sexual partners.

Oh, and there's
very high-quality biology, chemistry and physics in there somewhere too.

If you think that my merely mentioning this is outrageous, then what do

think of the unfortunate Pakistanis and Muslims who study this as part of
school curriculum and are taught to practice these things in their daily
life? It's not their fault they're subjected to such an immoral
brainwashing, and that's why I call them (and myself) unfortunate instead

guilty. These poor 9th graders (aged 14-15 on average) did not chose to be
born in a society where talk is cheap, love is free, and God is banned

public schools.

Yes, God is officially banned in public schools.

Prayer in school is quite a
controversial issue back over there in God Bless America. Religion is a
private affair, and much like STD's, you're supposed to keep them to
yourself.

The American educational assault goes farther than immorality; it extends
into the illogical and absurd. Did you know that our ancestors were

What? You say that you knew your ancestors, and though one of your uncles
had a low forehead, he was hardly simian? You may also say that the first
man was Prophet Adam, peace and blessings be upon him, and he was no

You know this because God said so, not just in Islam but in all three

religions of the world, and plus evolution has been deemed impossible by a
huge but muffled community of scientists. (Read Evolution Deceit: The
Scientific Collapse of Darwinism... by Harun Yahya) If you make the

of expressing your religious beliefs in class, you will be laughed out of
class and scolded when you come eventually come back.

Teacher: (laughing with cocky attitude further bolstered by authority and
his/her own brainwashing) "Silly, backwards, fundamentalist student, how
foolish can you be to believe in God? What, have you ever seen God?

Look around, I don't see anything remotely worship-able in the universe,

you?"

Student: (muttering under breath to avoid being failed for bad behavior)
"Well teacher, come to think of it, when I look around I can't see radio
waves, microbes, heat, radiation, wind, or even your brain for that
matter..."

The secular American scientific community boasts of its superior

but if you went by the same empirical logic that they use to ignore God
(seeing is believing) then they don't have any brains, either. Both belief
in God and belief in your teacher's brain can only be confirmed by sight
apparently, and since both cases involve death to do so, (dying to see

killing your teacher and extracting his brain...) then the issue stays
mostly unresolved in circles who refuse to use higher reasoning.

I must stop here and give credit to a few very intelligent, very religious
college professors that I had. For example, Dr. P. Lancki, a religious
Christian and a professor of Microbiology. During a long conversation

religion, science and society at large, Dr.Lancki told me with wonder in

eyes how it was impossible for a single cell, miraculous in function and
complex in design, to have been created by accident or random events. Not
one single cell could be produced through the methods that educators teach
to students in the US; evolution, but Dr.Lancki is forbidden to teach that
in her class. "God," one of her coworkers told her, "...died with the
dinosaurs. Man doesn't need religion anymore."

Times change. Where God was once called on sincerely to bless America, He

now used only for purposes of pro-war propaganda and occasionally brought

to take accountability off the shoulders of criminals. "I'm a sociopath
murderer, and God made me this way! I'm gay! And God made me this way! I'm

pedophile, and God made me this way!"

Religion in American is approached in a way that's comical if it wasn't so
idiotic. In accordance with typical non-judgmental morality, one religion

no better than the next,

and all religions take a back-seat to freedom. You
may not believe that homosexuality is good, but in America you believe

people should be free to practice homosexuality if they like. Never mind
that you believe it is wrong,

if you say so in public then you are labeled
as intolerant, homophobic, a closet-queer, and of course, a bigot. Bigots
get fired by their employers for being closed-minded, but gays get free
health-insurance from their employers for the same-sex partner they happen
to be living with at the moment.

To move back to America would be to subject my future children to a
thorough brainwashing, regardless of how well I tried to prevent it. When
filth is broadcast on TV, sung about on the radio, advertised on the
internet, and taught in school, how can you even remotely hope to fight

Whatever you teach your children between breakfast and school, school and
soccer practice, soccer practice and dinner is untaught a thousand times
over once the child leaves home.

True, there are some Muslims who come out of America with basically
sound minds and characters, but for every sound mind there are 100 corrupt
ones who live with their Christian boy-friends, blame God for

use the Masjid as a meat-market for dating and flirting, and join
organizations like the Al-Fateha group. Al-Fateha sounds holy enough from
where you're sitting, I'm sure, but it's actually an organization of
homosexual Muslims in the US and Canada.

The American society is a system of thinly veiled chaos, and every

often the veil is lifted. In New York, currently the world's most famous
city, the Puerto Rican National Day Parade was one such example. In broad
daylight, buzzed on alcohol and under the cover of mob-action, two years

a group of over 50 young men traveled downtown New York assaulting women.
Police stood idly by as women were stripped naked, sexually assaulted,
sprayed with liquor and raped in the streets on New York. Did darkness

the mob from the police? No, it was mid-afternoon. Were the men stopped
right away? No, they rampaged for over three hours.

This is American society,

this is what happens to a people who do not
believe in God, whose conduct depends on whether or not anyone will catch
them if they do anything wrong. There is no humility or fear of Divine
Retribution to keep men acting as men, there is only fear of the police.

when the police invisible or ineffectual, the men become rapists,

barbarians and savages.

A funny comparison exists between Karachi and New York, two major
cities. In Karachi, when the electricity goes out, children play
chupan-chupai or cricket in the streets. In New York, when the lights go
out, women are assaulted, people are robbed, and stores are looted. This

not because the electric gates of the prisons have opened, releasing all

the criminals. No, this is because the electric lights and eyes of the
police have gone blind, and in the cover of darkness, the common New

becomes a common criminal.

I'm not nuts you know,

I'm just honest.

You can't get me to go back to
America, not for money, not for fame, not even under the flimsy pretense

doing Dawah in America. I'm not going to lie to myself and say that living
in America is Dawah, because I can't hide that my tax dollars pay Israeli
settlers $10,000 a year, per family member, to occupy Palestine and to

the Ummah I profess to be a part of. A white-picket fence and a two car
garage in the suburbs is not Dawah, its greed. Sending your children to

best schools is not Dawah, its opportunism, its taking advantage of a

built on the backs of third-world countries and dead Muslims.

Thousands of Afghanis have died to put cheaper gas in your sports
utility vehicle, thousands of Iraqis died to keep your car running for

money, your heating bills down, and your salary higher.

Thousands of
Palestinians have been shot with bullets that your tax-dollars bought and
thousand more will if you stay and become the ideal immigrant. To be the
tax-paying, flag-waving, English speaking Desi who is repulsed by
'backwards' notions of religion, and sends your children to get a good
education at a Catholic school, is to be the perfectly assimilated,
perfectly absorbed hypocrite.

How convenient it is for a Muslim to condemn America for its

but take no action against it at all. It's like a shepherd that shares a
cave with wolves who kill his own sheep, but stays because the cave is

and the mutton is free. The shepherd stays with the wolves under the
pretense of doing Dawah to the wolves.

He hopes that by living with the wolves, the wolves will feel

for the shepherd, they will better understand him, and maybe not kill his
sheep anymore. How very convenient, very illogical, and very beneficial

the shepherd! Never mind that it's wrong, just remember that the cave is
warm and the mutton is free, the streets are clean, the skyscrapers are
shiny, and your children are being given quality wolf-education and eating
quality mutton from your murdered sheep.

Dear aunties, I would recommend that you set your sights on some

Amreekan Palat, I may move a hundred times in my life, but never back to

country whose ruler has reinstated the crusades. Never to the land where a
67 year old Afghani Imam is in camp x-ray for giving Mujahideen dry bread
crusts. Never to a land where my own Muslim brothers are collateral

I swear by Allah, I will never make that mistake again.

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

Dear aunties, I would recommend that you set your sights on some other
Amreekan Palat, I may move a hundred times in my life, but never back to the
country whose ruler has reinstated the crusades. Never to the land where a
67 year old Afghani Imam is in camp x-ray for giving Mujahideen dry bread
crusts. Never to a land where my own Muslim brothers are collateral damage.
I swear by Allah, I will never make that mistake again.

Never

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

I may be an American citizen, but that's not my fault. I ask the reader to
please forgive me that much and continue with the rest of the article. As

consequence of having been born, raised, and college educated in the

I have gora-saab Urdu, a severe allergy to mosquito bites and a blue
passport, but again, that's not my fault.

Often at parties, mostly at weddings, people (with sons my age who eat,
drink, and dream in red, white and blue) will slyly ask whether or not I
have plans of returning. I say no, not at all, not unless pigs fly, hell
freezes over, and the Cubs win the World Series, all on the same day.

Then they ask me why, and I can never answer them. I'm ashamed to, and the
reason why is because the true nature of American society is obscene, and
Islamic Taboos are often rites of Passage back in God Bless America. The
sins that Americans proudly broadcast are so fahosh (obscene!) that I

mention them in mixed company in more than a whisper. But luckily I can

though, and here, dear readers, dear sly aunties, dear people who think

insane, is why I'm never going back to the US.

America is famous for turning out highly qualified doctors and engineers,
and I will not insult their universities and colleges. The Ivy League
universities offer the best education that money can buy...in an

where 90% of all on-campus rape cases are linked to alcohol and
approximately 240,000 to 360,000 of the nation's 12 million current
undergraduates will ultimately die from alcohol-related causes. (Stats

SAMHSA, the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
website)

But like I said, I'm not going to slander institutions where illicit

betweens professors and students are common enough to be part of campus
life. It's a lovely collegiate society where emergency phones with blue
light beacons are installed every 100 or so feet on college grounds to

crime and sexual assault. I said I wouldn't slander the colleges, and I'm
not. To slander something is to lie, to demean it with incorrect
information, and I'm doing neither. Everything I've mentioned is true blue
(and white, and red) and 100% certifiable by anyone who has been to

in any major city like Chicago.

Enough about college, let's go further back to public high school. I'll

you no lies here, either. The state of Illinois has mandated a health and
safety class for all students, and the class is taught to grade 9. The
safety part of the class curriculum includes driver's education. The

part of the class involves skin care, fitness, how to use a condom, how to
recognize transmitted diseases in your sexual partner and why, if you

you're a homosexual; it's ok to feel that way.

I was blessed, truly blessed by Allah that I was absent the day that my
teacher showed a live video of a woman giving birth, the natural way, in

nude, in stirrups. This all-natural, all-nude video was shown in front of

mixed 9th grade class, it was shown to both the boys and the girls at the
same time. I heard horror stories the next day from my fellow miserable
Muslimahs.

I, and hundreds of thousands of other young Muslims who were unfortunate
enough to be educated in the US, was taught that being gay (Hijra!) is

normal. Never mind the two girls sitting outside the class window kissing
each other with open mouths - they're exercising their right of choice.
Homosexuality is not a deviation, it's a lifestyle, and a rather trendy

at that.

Hooray for gay-rights and the yearly gay-pride parades held in most major
cities of the US. If you're fortunate enough not to know what a gay-pride
parade is, allow me to ruin your day. It's a procession of cars, decorated
floats, dancers, near-naked hijras and brainwashed heterosexuals who are
proud to be part of a sin so severe that it caused the destruction of

and Gomorrah.

Back to school, if your son or daughter needs a condom so that they can

a little fun on their lunch break, they don't need to be ashamed. They can
just go to the school counselor's office and get one from her, for free.

any of the students want to exercise the freedom that the American
forefathers fought and died for, and engage in some pre-marital relations
without any of the consequences, then there are hundreds of NGO's to help
them with birth control, adoption, or abortion, without ever letting the
parents know what's going on.

I'm being quite bay-sharam, I know, but how else can I explain these

How else can I tell you that high-school in Chicago, a very average place,
is a beer-drinking, pot-smoking, hormonally charged orgy where young girls
and boys play merry-go-round with their sexual partners. Oh, and there's
very high-quality biology, chemistry and physics in there somewhere too.

If you think that my merely mentioning this is outrageous, then what do

think of the unfortunate Pakistanis and Muslims who study this as part of
school curriculum and are taught to practice these things in their daily
life? It's not their fault they're subjected to such an immoral
brainwashing, and that's why I call them (and myself) unfortunate instead

guilty. These poor 9th graders (aged 14-15 on average) did not chose to be
born in a society where talk is cheap, love is free, and God is banned

public schools.

Yes, God is officially banned in public schools. Prayer in school is quite

controversial issue back over there in God Bless America. Religion is a
private affair, and much like STD's, you're supposed to keep them to
yourself.

The American educational assault goes farther than immorality; it extends
into the illogical and absurd. Did you know that our ancestors were

What? You say that you knew your ancestors, and though one of your uncles
had a low forehead, he was hardly simian? You may also say that the first
man was Prophet Adam, peace and blessings be upon him, and he was no

You know this because God said so, not just in Islam but in all three

religions of the world, and plus evolution has been deemed impossible by a
huge but muffled community of scientists. (Read Evolution Deceit: The
Scientific Collapse of Darwinism... by Harun Yahya) If you make the

of expressing your religious beliefs in class, you will be laughed out of
class and scolded when you come eventually come back.

Teacher: (laughing with cocky attitude further bolstered by authority and
his/her own brainwashing) "Silly, backwards, fundamentalist student, how
foolish can you be to believe in God? What, have you ever seen God?

Look around, I don't see anything remotely worship-able in the universe,

you?"

Student: (muttering under breath to avoid being failed for bad behavior)
"Well teacher, come to think of it, when I look around I can't see radio
waves, microbes, heat, radiation, wind, or even your brain for that
matter..."

The secular American scientific community boasts of its superior

but if you went by the same empirical logic that they use to ignore God
(seeing is believing) then they don't have any brains, either. Both belief
in God and belief in your teacher's brain can only be confirmed by sight
apparently, and since both cases involve death to do so, (dying to see

killing your teacher and extracting his brain...) then the issue stays
mostly unresolved in circles who refuse to use higher reasoning.

I must stop here and give credit to a few very intelligent, very religious
college professors that I had. For example, Dr. P. Lancki, a religious
Christian and a professor of Microbiology. During a long conversation

religion, science and society at large, Dr.Lancki told me with wonder in

eyes how it was impossible for a single cell, miraculous in function and
complex in design, to have been created by accident or random events. Not
one single cell could be produced through the methods that educators teach
to students in the US; evolution, but Dr.Lancki is forbidden to teach that
in her class. "God," one of her coworkers told her, "...died with the
dinosaurs. Man doesn't need religion anymore."

Times change. Where God was once called on sincerely to bless America, He

now used only for purposes of pro-war propaganda and occasionally brought

to take accountability off the shoulders of criminals. "I'm a sociopath
murderer, and God made me this way! I'm gay! And God made me this way! I'm

pedophile, and God made me this way!"

Religion in American is approached in a way that's comical if it wasn't so
idiotic. In accordance with typical non-judgmental morality, one religion

no better than the next, and all religions take a back-seat to freedom.

may not believe that homosexuality is good, but in America you believe

people should be free to practice homosexuality if they like. Never mind
that you believe it is wrong, if you say so in public then you are labeled
as intolerant, homophobic, a closet-queer, and of course, a bigot. Bigots
get fired by their employers for being closed-minded, but gays get free
health-insurance from their employers for the same-sex partner they happen
to be living with at the moment.

To move back to America would be to subject my future children to a
thorough brainwashing, regardless of how well I tried to prevent it. When
filth is broadcast on TV, sung about on the radio, advertised on the
internet, and taught in school, how can you even remotely hope to fight

Whatever you teach your children between breakfast and school, school and
soccer practice, soccer practice and dinner is untaught a thousand times
over once the child leaves home.

True, there are some Muslims who come out of America with basically
sound minds and characters, but for every sound mind there are 100 corrupt
ones who live with their Christian boy-friends, blame God for

use the Masjid as a meat-market for dating and flirting, and join
organizations like the Al-Fateha group. Al-Fateha sounds holy enough from
where you're sitting, I'm sure, but it's actually an organization of
homosexual Muslims in the US and Canada.

The American society is a system of thinly veiled chaos, and every

often the veil is lifted. In New York, currently the world's most famous
city, the Puerto Rican National Day Parade was one such example. In broad
daylight, buzzed on alcohol and under the cover of mob-action, two years

a group of over 50 young men traveled downtown New York assaulting women.
Police stood idly by as women were stripped naked, sexually assaulted,
sprayed with liquor and raped in the streets on New York. Did darkness

the mob from the police? No, it was mid-afternoon. Were the men stopped
right away? No, they rampaged for over three hours.

This is American society, this is what happens to a people who do

believe in God, whose conduct depends on whether or not anyone will catch
them if they do anything wrong. There is no humility or fear of Divine
Retribution to keep men acting as men, there is only fear of the police.

when the police invisible or ineffectual, the men become rapists,

barbarians and savages.

A funny comparison exists between Karachi and New York, two major
cities. In Karachi, when the electricity goes out, children play
chupan-chupai or cricket in the streets. In New York, when the lights go
out, women are assaulted, people are robbed, and stores are looted. This

not because the electric gates of the prisons have opened, releasing all

the criminals. No, this is because the electric lights and eyes of the
police have gone blind, and in the cover of darkness, the common New

becomes a common criminal.

I'm not nuts you know, I'm just honest. You can't get me to go back

America, not for money, not for fame, not even under the flimsy pretense

doing Dawah in America. I'm not going to lie to myself and say that living
in America is Dawah, because I can't hide that my tax dollars pay Israeli
settlers $10,000 a year, per family member, to occupy Palestine and to

the Ummah I profess to be a part of. A white-picket fence and a two car
garage in the suburbs is not Dawah, its greed. Sending your children to

best schools is not Dawah, its opportunism, its taking advantage of a

built on the backs of third-world countries and dead Muslims.

Thousands of Afghanis have died to put cheaper gas in your sports
utility vehicle, thousands of Iraqis died to keep your car running for

money, your heating bills down, and your salary higher. Thousands of
Palestinians have been shot with bullets that your tax-dollars bought and
thousand more will if you stay and become the ideal immigrant. To be the
tax-paying, flag-waving, English speaking Desi who is repulsed by
'backwards' notions of religion, and sends your children to get a good
education at a Catholic school, is to be the perfectly assimilated,
perfectly absorbed hypocrite.

How convenient it is for a Muslim to condemn America for its

but take no action against it at all. It's like a shepherd that shares a
cave with wolves who kill his own sheep, but stays because the cave is

and the mutton is free. The shepherd stays with the wolves under the
pretense of doing Dawah to the wolves.

He hopes that by living with the wolves, the wolves will feel

for the shepherd, they will better understand him, and maybe not kill his
sheep anymore. How very convenient, very illogical, and very beneficial

the shepherd! Never mind that it's wrong, just remember that the cave is
warm and the mutton is free, the streets are clean, the skyscrapers are
shiny, and your children are being given quality wolf-education and eating
quality mutton from your murdered sheep.

Dear aunties, I would recommend that you set your sights on some

Amreekan Palat, I may move a hundred times in my life, but never back to

country whose ruler has reinstated the crusades. Never to the land where a
67 year old Afghani Imam is in camp x-ray for giving Mujahideen dry bread
crusts. Never to a land where my own Muslim brothers are collateral

I swear by Allah, I will never make that mistake again.

Never

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

By Zeba Khan, US Citizen

I may be an American citizen, but that's not my fault. I ask the reader to
please forgive me that much and continue with the rest of the article. As

consequence of having been born, raised, and college educated in the

I have gora-saab Urdu, a severe allergy to mosquito bites and a blue
passport, but again, that's not my fault.

Often at parties, mostly at weddings, people (with sons my age who eat,
drink, and dream in red, white and blue) will slyly ask whether or not I
have plans of returning. I say no, not at all, not unless pigs fly, hell
freezes over, and the Cubs win the World Series, all on the same day.

Then they ask me why, and I can never answer them. I'm ashamed to, and the
reason why is because the true nature of American society is obscene, and
Islamic Taboos are often rites of Passage back in God Bless America.

Why I Am Never Going Back To America

Then they ask me why, and I can never answer them. I'm ashamed to, and the
reason why is because the true nature of American society is obscene, and
Islamic Taboos are often rites of Passage back in God Bless America.

The
sins that Americans proudly broadcast are so fahosh (obscene!) that I cannot
mention them in mixed company in more than a whisper. But luckily I can type
though, and here, dear readers, dear sly aunties, dear people who think I'm
insane, is why I'm never going back to the US.

America is famous for turning out highly qualified doctors and engineers,
and I will not insult their universities and colleges. The Ivy League
universities offer the best education that money can buy.

..in an environment
where 90% of all on-campus rape cases are linked to alcohol

It's a lovely collegiate society where emergency phones with blue
light beacons are installed every 100 or so feet on college grounds to curb
crime and sexual assault.

I said I wouldn't slander the colleges, and I'm
not. To slander something is to lie, to demean it with incorrect
information, and I'm doing neither.

Everything I've mentioned is true blue
(and white, and red) and 100% certifiable

The
safety part of the class curriculum includes driver's education. The health
part of the class involves skin care, fitness, how to use a condom, how to
recognize transmitted diseases in your sexual partner and why, if you decide
you're a homosexual; it's ok to feel that way.

I was blessed, truly blessed by Allah that I was absent the day that my
teacher showed a live video of a woman giving birth,

I, and hundreds of thousands of other young Muslims who were unfortunate
enough to be educated in the US, was taught that being gay (Hijra!) is quite
normal.

Never mind the two girls sitting outside the class window kissing
each other with open mouths - they're exercising their right of choice.

Homosexuality is not a deviation, it's a lifestyle, and a rather trendy one
at that.

Hooray for gay-rights and the yearly gay-pride parades held in most major
cities of the US.

If you're fortunate enough not to know what a gay-pride
parade is, allow me to ruin your day. It's a procession of cars, decorated
floats, dancers, near-naked hijras and brainwashed heterosexuals who are
proud to be part of a sin so severe that it caused the destruction of Sodom
and Gomorrah.

Back to school, if your son or daughter needs a condom so that they can have
a little fun on their lunch break,

they don't need to be ashamed. They can
just go to the school counselor's office and get one from her, for free. If
any of the students want to exercise the freedom that the American
forefathers fought and died for, and engage in some pre-marital relations
without any of the consequences, then there are hundreds of NGO's to help
them with birth control, adoption, or abortion, without ever letting the
parents know what's going on.

I'm being quite bay-sharam, I know, but how else can I explain these things?

How else can I tell you that high-school in Chicago, a very average place,
is a beer-drinking, pot-smoking, hormonally charged orgy where young girls
and boys play merry-go-round with their sexual partners.

Oh, and there's
very high-quality biology, chemistry and physics in there somewhere too.

If you think that my merely mentioning this is outrageous,

then what do you
think of the unfortunate Pakistanis and Muslims who study this as part of
school curriculum and are taught to practice these things in their daily
life?

It's not their fault they're subjected to such an immoral
brainwashing,

and that's why I call them (and myself) unfortunate instead of
guilty. These poor 9th graders (aged 14-15 on average) did not chose to be
born in a society where talk is cheap, love is free, and God is banned from
public schools.

Yes, God is officially banned in public schools.

Prayer in school is quite a
controversial issue back over there in God Bless America. Religion is a
private affair, and much like STD's, you're supposed to keep them to
yourself.

The American educational assault goes farther than immorality; it extends
into the illogical and absurd. Did you know that our ancestors were monkeys?

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