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"Jos Flachs" |
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25 Feb 2004 08:10:47 PM |
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last words of jesus :-) |
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
25 Feb 2004 10:07:04 PM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
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"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Yeah, it must suck being dead for all of an Easter weekend, after being
tortured for the life-forms your dad created and then couldn't keep in line.
And then being sent home to spend eternity hanging out with the guy who
raped your mother. It's a shame Jesus couldn't petition the court to allow
him to live with his birth-mother and step-dad, back then...
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 01:24:42 PM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
"Gee, I sure hope I that whole God/Heaven thing real."
or
"Why is it getting warm and who are those guys
with pitch forks?"
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
27 Feb 2004 05:58:34 PM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
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"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
*visual gag...twist on the old classic*
Mary gives Jesus a drink of water....water shoots out of all the thorn marks
on his head like a sprinkler.
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 08:25:31 PM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
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| User: "Alan Hobson" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
27 Feb 2004 09:13:40 PM |
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"Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com> wrote in message news:<403eaa5b$0$15134$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
I wuv you THIIIIISSSS much!
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
27 Feb 2004 11:08:50 PM |
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"Alan Hobson" <alhob@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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"Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com> wrote in message
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
I wuv you THIIIIISSSS much!
Should we include the rest of the NT here?
I don't care what the angel told you Mary, you're in trouble.
I don't care what star you're following, get your camels off my lawn.
I don't care who's last supper it is, no ID, no wine.
Cross your legs please, we only have one nail left.
and finally,
Wow, you can see my house from up here.
Actually the last one should be the Far side (never published) cartoon with
a mangy Christ with a cigarette in one hand and coffee in the other. From
memory the caption is something like:
"Yech, the taste in my mouth makes me feel I've been dead three days."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
27 Feb 2004 08:08:34 AM |
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In article <403eaa5b$0$15134$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton the
Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies says...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
Ouch! That's awful! (but funny, of course) ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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27 Feb 2004 05:56:59 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:CbI%b.4674$_4.88@www.newsranger.com...
In article <403eaa5b$0$15134$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton the
Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies says...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
Ouch! That's awful! (but funny, of course) ;)
Then my mission in life is accomplished.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Feb 2004 01:17:43 PM |
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 09:56:59 +1000, "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over
Me Ladies" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com>, Message ID:
<403fd8fc$0$29129$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:CbI%b.4674$_4.88@www.newsranger.com...
In article <403eaa5b$0$15134$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton the
Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies says...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
Ouch! That's awful! (but funny, of course) ;)
Then my mission in life is accomplished.
Does that mean you're going to die now?
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
28 Feb 2004 06:16:03 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 09:56:59 +1000, "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over
Me Ladies" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com>, Message ID:
<403fd8fc$0$29129$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:CbI%b.4674$_4.88@www.newsranger.com...
In article <403eaa5b$0$15134$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton
the
Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies says...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
Ouch! That's awful! (but funny, of course) ;)
Then my mission in life is accomplished.
Does that mean you're going to die now?
Yes, but I'll come back three days later.
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Mar 2004 03:01:04 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 10:16:03 +1000, "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over
Me Ladies" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com>, Message ID:
<40412ecf$0$5871$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:3aq1405r9dvfeas5odcj3bo6af7h6d7bf9@4ax.com...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 09:56:59 +1000, "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over
Me Ladies" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com>, Message ID:
<403fd8fc$0$29129$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:CbI%b.4674$_4.88@www.newsranger.com...
In article <403eaa5b$0$15134$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton
the
Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies says...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
And the fish that got away was thiiiiiiis big!
Ouch! That's awful! (but funny, of course) ;)
Then my mission in life is accomplished.
Does that mean you're going to die now?
Yes, but I'll come back three days later.
Can I have all your stuff since you won't need it? ;)
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 02:42:11 AM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Ha...you think this worries me. Mary Magdalene had me handcuffed to a bed
like this for an entire weekend once!
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| User: "notritenotteri" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 08:43:15 AM |
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"I can't hang around like this I have fishes to multiply"
"Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com> wrote in message
news:403db135$0$19707$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Ha...you think this worries me. Mary Magdalene had me handcuffed to
a bed
like this for an entire weekend once!
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
25 Feb 2004 08:49:45 PM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Heathen. Everybody knows it was:
"WOW, you can see my house from up here." there was a long pause and then
"My nose itches."
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| User: "MooJoo" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 07:04:32 PM |
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Jesus me! All this so I can be a statue on a dashboard?
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There are no stupid questions,
but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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| User: "Jim Warren" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 08:18:24 PM |
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On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 01:04:32 GMT, MooJoo <flossy@bobbsy_twins.com>
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Jesus me! All this so I can be a statue on a dashboard?
Sam Kennison did a bit where he was Jesus hanging from the cross and
the disciples were gathered at the foot of the cross lamenting that
Jesus was going to die. Sam looks down on them and says with heavy
sarcasm "Maybe if someone would get a ladder and a hammer, maybe
Jesus wouldn't have to die.
-- Remove word virus from return address
Need new signature old one not good.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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27 Feb 2004 08:16:30 AM |
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Jim Warren wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 01:04:32 GMT, MooJoo <flossy@bobbsy_twins.com>
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Jesus me! All this so I can be a statue on a dashboard?
Sam Kennison did a bit where he was Jesus hanging from the cross and
the disciples were gathered at the foot of the cross lamenting that
Jesus was going to die. Sam looks down on them and says with heavy
sarcasm "Maybe if someone would get a ladder and a hammer, maybe
Jesus wouldn't have to die.
Oh, but if Jesus *didn't* die, there would be no Christian faith.
If you want to yank some chains, ask that annoying fundy in your office
(after he or she has seen the "Passion") if, believing in the final
outcome of Jesus' death, would he rather pull Jesus down from the cross
and save his life or be the one that nails him to it?
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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26 Feb 2004 12:58:34 AM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
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"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
What a week to give up biting my nails!
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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26 Feb 2004 02:42:46 AM |
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"Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com> wrote in message
news:403d98ec$0$19704$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
What a week to give up biting my nails!
rewrite
Well at least this will stop me biting my nails!
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
25 Feb 2004 09:22:43 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Jos Flachs poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Damn! Forgot my underarm deodorant!
He he! Still haven't paid back the five I owe Peter!
You shoulda seen the one that got away!
Was it something I said?
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 08:56:28 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Jos Flachs poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Jeez, miss a mortgage payment and look what happens ......
On the other hand, it IS Friday ......
Lousy pigeons!
I shoulda listened to mom and gone into medicine.
Hey, a simple "No thanks" would of been enough.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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27 Feb 2004 08:17:37 AM |
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Josef Balluch wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, Jos Flachs poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Jeez, miss a mortgage payment and look what happens ......
On the other hand, it IS Friday ......
Lousy pigeons!
I shoulda listened to mom and gone into medicine.
Hey, a simple "No thanks" would of been enough.
(Thinking back on the joke of the Rabbi's son in the Catholic school....)
Wow, those nuns *are* serious about not chewing gum in class!
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Harry Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
02 Mar 2004 02:11:19 AM |
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 20:56:28 -0600, Josef Balluch wrote
(in message <MPG.1aa87be5c8b4d60d9897a7@206.172.150.13>):
In a message sent 'round the world, Jos Flachs poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Jeez, miss a mortgage payment and look what happens ......
On the other hand, it IS Friday ......
Lousy pigeons!
I shoulda listened to mom and gone into medicine.
Hey, a simple "No thanks" would of been enough.
"Is it my fault the check for the supper bounced?"
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
"You think atoms like having a half-life?"
Incenjucar
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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02 Mar 2004 11:50:31 AM |
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"Harry Leopold" <hleopold@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 20:56:28 -0600, Josef Balluch wrote
(in message <MPG.1aa87be5c8b4d60d9897a7@206.172.150.13>):
In a message sent 'round the world, Jos Flachs poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Jeez, miss a mortgage payment and look what happens ......
On the other hand, it IS Friday ......
Lousy pigeons!
I shoulda listened to mom and gone into medicine.
Hey, a simple "No thanks" would of been enough.
"Is it my fault the check for the supper bounced?"
I swear I put a 20% tip.....that damn Judas stole your money.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
"You think atoms like having a half-life?"
Incenjucar
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 12:46:33 AM |
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In article <pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com>,
Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote:
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Crap! I won't get to see my Easter basket.
What's so 'Good' about this Friday?
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, bit in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Bob Dog" |
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27 Feb 2004 10:57:41 PM |
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com>...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
"At least it was Palestine, not Transylvania."
(Think of Vlad the Impaler.)
Bob Dog
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| User: "Tink" |
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29 Feb 2004 03:51:00 PM |
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Bob Dog wrote:
Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com>...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
"At least it was Palestine, not Transylvania."
(Think of Vlad the Impaler.)
Bob Dog
Actually, the last words were:" Hey, anybody got a pair of pliers?"
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"There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher-
the clergyman." [Victor Hugo]
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
28 Feb 2004 01:18:42 PM |
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On 27 Feb 2004 20:57:41 -0800, (Bob Dog), Message
ID: <4fa573de.0402272057.2d23b5e0@posting.google.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com>...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
"At least it was Palestine, not Transylvania."
(Think of Vlad the Impaler.)
"Giddyup Horsey!"
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Nico Demusopelous" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
26 Feb 2004 12:10:48 PM |
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com>...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Everyone in this thread thus far has missed the most obvious one:
"Wait until my father hears about this!"
... see I got a sense of humor too! (;D)
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: last words of jesus :-) |
27 Feb 2004 06:04:39 PM |
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"Nico Demusopelous" <nicodemus-asks@jesusanswers.com> wrote in message
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:<pmjq305a0isop2037li98lnqnsisbksqo0@4ax.com>...
"What a lousy way to spend the Easter holidays"
Everyone in this thread thus far has missed the most obvious one:
"Wait until my father hears about this!"
What do you mean "it was his idea"?
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