In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord I forgive you!

Now, ***** and leave me alone!

We are taught to forgive in our Jews for Jesus ministry.

And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private.

I understand you are jealous of me and how wealthy I am. I know how
difficult this must be for you. But it's your own fault if you are
poor. I grew up poor, but I worked hard to find a wealthy husband.
If you didn't, well who's fault is that?

Now please leave me and my family alone. It really is none of your
business if we sold our McMansion or not, or if we have sex with each
other. Some things should remain within the family.

Now please forgive me if I have to go, but one of our neighbors (a CEO
of one of the country's largest corporations) is hosting a fundraiser
for the Republican Party and we are invited. It's $20,000 per plate,
and all five of us are going. Yes, Miles is going too. And
Jillianne. But not Gucci.

Ta ta!

Kathy Mosesian