Religions > Atheism > Legendary Theist Net-KOOOOOOK Ted Kaldis' Family Murder Scandal
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"Ken Smith" |
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25 Feb 2006 12:06:07 PM |
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Legendary Theist Net-KOOOOOOK Ted Kaldis' Family Murder Scandal |
All:
Old hands here might remember legendary theist Net-KOOOOOK Theodore
A. ("Toad *****.") Kaldis (if you don't, reference the dossier below).
It seems that he has a little bit of a family problem: It seems that
Toad's brother-in-law, Cameron John (a.k.a., "Camoron") Brown, was
indicted by a grand jury for purportedly *throwing* his illegitimate
four-year-old daughter off a 40-meter-high California seacliff to her
death. Based on the testimony given to the grand jury, this is the same
little girl that this devout Christian (well, according to Ted) had
tried to persuade the mother to abort.
You are cordially invited to visit misc.legal to witness the carnage.
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Ted Kaldis (I can't understand why anyone should think I'm a "gay-basher"):
Contrib. post:
"Christian" homophobe. Most famous for the "tire iron incident", in
which he lent his tire iron to some friends so that they could use it
to bash some men at a gay bar. He bragged about this in alt.flame,
then subsequently claimed he had had no idea what was going on.
Supposedly nothing came of the incident; the police turned up or something.
Believes that nobody outside the USA may comment on anything to do
with the USA. Particularly hates Canadians who have the temerity to
comment on US issues.
Sexist, racist and misogynist to boot. Posted an article which listed
(mostly obscene) slang terms for Asian women, and seemed surprised when he
got flamed for it. Seems woefully unaware of his own reputation.
Choice quotes:
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cj@modernlvr.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
[...] With a name like Valerie or Sally or Trixie, a woman on the net
is in for it.
"Trixie" is a name for a female dog. (The four-legged variety.)
[...] You get Ted Kaldis responding to your posts with heavy-footed
witticism about "feminine logic being an oxymoron." [...]
Darling, you're just wound a little too tight. And I know exactly
what'll loosen you up.
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cramer@optilink.UUCP (Clayton Cramer) writes:
I've seen ads in the Sonoma State Star (SSU's student newspaper), that
specified that a gay employee was required for a graphics advertising
position with one of the gay resorts on the Russian River.
Well they shouldn't have any trouble finding one! I worked in the ad
industry for over a decade, and I can tell you for a fact that homo's
seem to proliferate that industry. My best explanation is that they
live in a fantasy world anyway (pretending that aberrant behavior is
normal) and because of this they are drawn to a profession where an
active imagination takes precedence over practical reality.
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"If a man has sex with men, he's a homosexual -- and by definition is
exhibiting a hate for humanity; if he carves them up afterwards, he is
a homosexual who carries out his hate for humanity to the ultimate
degree. [...] It is only to the depraved that the act of buggery
represents an expression of affection."
"Lesbian: a poorly-socialized female who is unable to enter into or
maintain a relationship with a man, and who thus resorts to engaging
in perverse sexual acts with other females."
"I have the necessary qualifications to speak on behalf of Jesus."
"That's easy. This is yet another example of feminine "logic" (truly
an oxymoron if ever there was one)."
"These kinds of remarks are wholly inappropriate and are the mark of a
bigot."
"I can't understand why anyone should think I'm a "gay-basher"."
I am surprised (and probably shouldn't be) that Ted Kaldis is still around.
No you shouldn't.
Did he ever get his tire iron back?
No. I had to go to the junkyard and pay a buck to get another one.
--
Actually lucid for posts at a time, which puts him in the Sternlight
category.
--
He, of course, euphemistically referred to [the tire-iron incident] as
"scaring some homosexuals".
T*d once titled a post "SHUT UP CANADIAN AGITATOR!" for no good reason on
(get this) soc.culture.canada.
You're [also] forgetting his exceedingly pedantic harping about spelling
mistakes, his claims he would vacation in Colorado because of the passing of
Proposition 2 and his claims that he would move to Louisiana because they
passed stringent anti-abortion laws.
--
And his proud boast that he was moving to California to get a 6-figure
salary. Never happened, what a surprise.
And the time he bragged about his programming expertise, and proved it
by producing a version of bubble sort which he had coded in uncommented
8086 assembler "for maximum speed and efficiency".
--
Posts as kaldis@{remus|romulus}.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis).
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http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q1/badnews.144.html
"In this interim release, this command is limited to adding your name
to Ted Kaldis's kill file."
[Don't we wish we had that app today? I'd pay good money for it! ;) ]
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http://www.asstr.org/~eli/erotica/various/Lunge.html
"Dedicated to Ted Kaldis (c) 1989 "John Thomas""
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http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/quiz/X0003_SLACK_QUIZ.html
[Does our Toad *****. have slack? Take the quiz.]
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http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Jokes_006/917.html
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[otherwise known as the *****-ometer]
H. Misc
A. Admits defeat when properly bludgeoned
by a blunt argument..................+5
B. Posts the argument from design........0
C. Posts *anything* with the word
abortion in it.......................-2
D. Repeats the same argument over again
and again, acting as if it hasn't been
addressed at all.....................-3
E. Is named Ted Kaldis..................-5
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accurately reflects the individual can be selected.
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| Title: Re: Legendary Theist Net-KOOOOOOK Ted Kaldis' Family Murder Scandal |
27 Feb 2006 10:05:21 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 18:06:07 GMT, Ken Smith <forget@it.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
All:
Old hands here might remember legendary theist Net-KOOOOOK Theodore
A. ("Toad *****.") Kaldis (if you don't, reference the dossier below).
It seems that he has a little bit of a family problem: It seems that
Toad's brother-in-law, Cameron John (a.k.a., "Camoron") Brown, was
indicted by a grand jury for purportedly *throwing* his illegitimate
four-year-old daughter off a 40-meter-high California seacliff to her
death. Based on the testimony given to the grand jury, this is the same
little girl that this devout Christian (well, according to Ted) had
tried to persuade the mother to abort.
HOLY *****!!!!!! :\
Christian Family Values® strike again.
You are cordially invited to visit misc.legal to witness the carnage.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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