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Religions > Atheism |
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"Kansan1225" |
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09 May 2004 07:32:02 AM |
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Leni Klum created Countess of Rostov |
It's Mothers' Day and God has blessed me with two excellent mothers for
my children. My first wife, Sister Dina, is a top professional in her field, a
most energetic and caring mother of our two daughters Caterina and Irenie, and
she makes the best galaktoboureko in the whole state of Texas. My second wife,
Heidoula Klummidis, professionally known as Heidi Klum, is the World's most
celebrated supermodel, a caring, proud, and breast-feeding mother of our new
daughter Leni, and a real artist in her kitchen, wielding her garlic press with
swift finesse.
Heidi and I thank the Entities for arranging our surprise wedding this
past Easter Sunday, April 11, so that Leni could be born legitimate, even
though she was born a few days early. That way Erzherzogin Helene is not only
the Archduchess of the Holy Roman Empire, but an Imperial Princess of Holy
Russia, too, as the legitimate daughter of me, Czar Nicholas III.
On the occasion of Mothers' Day and the joyous event of Leni's birth, I
have decided to award to her the title of Countess of Rostov on the Don.
Rostov is a city in southern Russia, close to the mouth of the River Don, as it
enters the Black Sea. The Klummidis family originated in Trebizond, the
capital of Pontus, the Black Sea coast of today's Turkey. From there, they
migrated to Tyrol, on the Austrian-Italian border, and, later on, Heidi's
branch of the family moved to Bergisch Gladbach, near Cologne, Germany.
Trebizond is close to the E. 40th Meridian, and so is Rostov. Rostov is
on the N. 47th Parallel, and so is Tyrol. Rostov also happens to be the
official "sister city" of my hometown, Volos, Greece:
http://www.flgr.bg/innovations/innovationsen.asp?ID=337&CID=0
Rostov links Archangel Heidi's ancestral homeland on the Black Sea to her
Austrian homeland and to my homeland in Greece.
Here is a brief update on the recent activities of the Imperial
Princesses:
*** Czarevicha Caterina, my heiress apparent, just got her SAT results,
achieving a score of 1470. She is expected to start college in the Fall of
2005.
*** Princess Irenie, the Duchess of Larisa, a city close to Mt. Olympus
in Greece, triumphed with her high school team at the Science Olympiad state
finals in College Station, Texas, on April 24: her high school team became
Texas champions and Irenie will be going to Pennsylvania for the national
finals in a few days.
*** Archduchess Leni, the Graefin von Rostov am Don, was born this past
Tuesday, May 4, and was named after her great-grandmother Leni Klum. Her
birthday is one day before May 5, the feast of St. Irene, the name day of her
grandmother Irene Klummidis ("Erna Klum") and her half-sister Princess Irenie.
Irene means Peace in Greek.
Here is a photograph of Holy Roman Empress Adelheid II with our first
daughter, the Archduchess of Austria and Countess of Rostov Helene:
http://www.heidi-klum.com/downloads/Leni.htm
The photograph was posted at Heidi's official Web site
http://www.heidiklum.com
where you may offer your congratulations.
New-born Leni, with her grown dark hair, looks just like her half-sister
Caterina, when she was born on May 14, 1987. Heidi and I had the same kind of
hair, too, when we were born.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Leni Klum created Countess of Rostov |
09 May 2004 05:22:00 PM |
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Truth wrote:
Subject: Re: Leni Klum created Countess of Rostov
From: (Truth101AAA)
Date: 5/9/2004 11:09 AM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <20040509120953.16651.00001059@mb-m18.aol.com>
It is at times fun to feed your insanity, so I will bite. Congrats, you very
disturbed individual.
Thank you, very much!
This morning I was at Church and told our friend Danae the happy news of
Leni's birth. She congratulated me and kissed me on the cheek. She said, "Now
you have to treat us!"
I said yes, absolutely. Anyone who comes over to our Church's festival
next weekend and congratulates me on the birth of my third daughter Leni, will
be treated to a free souvlaki or pastry. Along with a soda.
Just ask for me, Nick the Greek. (Less than one third of my fellow
parishioners are named Nick, or Nicky, or Nicole, or Nicolette, or Nikolai, or
Colin, or Kolyas, etc.)
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| User: "turk" |
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| Title: Re: Leni Klum created Countess of Rostov |
09 May 2004 06:10:16 PM |
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040509182200.19969.00001168@mb-m10.aol.com...
Truth wrote:
Subject: Re: Leni Klum created Countess of Rostov
From: (Truth101AAA)
Date: 5/9/2004 11:09 AM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <20040509120953.16651.00001059@mb-m18.aol.com>
It is at times fun to feed your insanity, so I will bite. Congrats, you
very
disturbed individual.
Thank you, very much!
This morning I was at Church and told our friend Danae the happy
news of
Leni's birth. She congratulated me and kissed me on the cheek. She said,
"Now
you have to treat us!"
I said yes, absolutely. Anyone who comes over to our Church's
festival
next weekend and congratulates me on the birth of my third daughter Leni,
will
be treated to a free souvlaki or pastry. Along with a soda.
Just ask for me, Nick the Greek. (Less than one third of my fellow
parishioners are named Nick, or Nicky, or Nicole, or Nicolette, or
Nikolai, or
Colin, or Kolyas, etc.)
Either your real wife is as nuts as you are or you have effectively
destroyed her self-esteem to the point that she doesn't have the ability to
leave you. Think about the harm you are doing her (and your real children)
and seek real help.
turk
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