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12 Apr 2005 04:57:17 PM |
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Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
OK, they don't sing that last line. But they oughta, because it's
one of the big mysteries surrounding their so-called "faith".
Perhaps the biggest all-time "mystery of faith" is why are people
stupid and gullible enough to believe religious *****.
I wonder if others have suggestions for additional "mysteries of
faith"
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"Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been
able to move real mountains ... But it can put
mountains where there are none." -- Nietzsche
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
15 Apr 2005 01:15:25 PM |
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:54:18 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
It seems silly to me that (if there is a heaven) humans can control the
hierarchy there.
Humans can't.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
15 Apr 2005 04:56:15 PM |
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on 15 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:54:18 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
What about the Mother Theresa debaucle? The leaders decided it was
OK to overrule god's law and make her a Saint a few weeks after she
died.
[...]
It seems silly to me that (if there is a heaven) humans can control
the hierarchy there.
Humans can't.
Then how can they presume to decide who becomes a saint, and when?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
12 Apr 2005 06:10:12 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 15:57:17 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
He's sitting at the right hand of the Father. You forgot the third stanza -
"Christ will come again".
OK, they don't sing that last line. But they oughta, because it's
one of the big mysteries surrounding their so-called "faith".
Perhaps the biggest all-time "mystery of faith" is why are people
stupid and gullible enough to believe religious *****.
Easy - an eternity sharing in the love and glory of God.
If you're correct about your choice to worship this "God".
By the way, duke, what is the name of your god? Don't give me this "God
Almighty" bs. That isn't his name. If you cannot answer this simple
question, I see no need to converse with you further.
As opposed, of course, to an eternity with the white hot tips of the flames of
hell tickling at the cheeks of your *****. You do realize, of course, that is the
option you have chosen and are currently working towards.
You do realize, of course, that is the option you have chosen and
currently working towards, if you picked the wrong one. Just becase you
say "I'm right" doesn't mean that you are. You have no proof to your
righteousness.
A plea of "not-guilty" in a court of law where there is loads of
evidence against you does not make you "not-guilty" in the eyes of the law.
A plea of "I'm right" when there is no evidence that you are right does
not make you "right" in my eyes.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
13 Apr 2005 06:41:07 PM |
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On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 16:10:12 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Easy - an eternity sharing in the love and glory of God.
If you're correct about your choice to worship this "God".
He's the only one.
By the way, duke, what is the name of your god? Don't give me this "God
Almighty" bs. That isn't his name. If you cannot answer this simple
question, I see no need to converse with you further.
Ok, so away.
As opposed, of course, to an eternity with the white hot tips of the flames of
hell tickling at the cheeks of your *****. You do realize, of course, that is the
option you have chosen and are currently working towards.
You do realize, of course, that is the option you have chosen and
currently working towards, if you picked the wrong one. Just becase you
say "I'm right" doesn't mean that you are. You have no proof to your
righteousness.
And you should see where that leaves you.
A plea of "not-guilty" in a court of law where there is loads of
evidence against you does not make you "not-guilty" in the eyes of the law.
A plea of "I'm right" when there is no evidence that you are right does
not make you "right" in my eyes.
Don't worry about me. You need to reconsider your choices.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
14 Apr 2005 05:26:46 AM |
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 18:41:07 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 16:10:12 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Easy - an eternity sharing in the love and glory of God.
If you're correct about your choice to worship this "God".
He's the only one.
Not according to the god of Israel as reported in Exodus:
Did 'he' not say that he was a jealous god and,
"Thou shalt worship no other gods but me..."?
Do you deny the word of your own god now Duke? Or do
you just deny the Bible?
Apologies if it is not the god of Israel that you worship.
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
The mass is a total waste of time
- Les Hellawell
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "duke" |
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14 Apr 2005 05:56:49 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 11:26:46 +0100, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
Easy - an eternity sharing in the love and glory of God.
If you're correct about your choice to worship this "God".
He's the only one.
Not according to the god of Israel as reported in Exodus:
Did 'he' not say that he was a jealous god and,
"Thou shalt worship no other gods but me..."?
Yep, he definitely said that.
Do you deny the word of your own god now Duke? Or do
you just deny the Bible?
Neither. It's a clear statement to man for man not to get confused with
nothing.
Apologies if it is not the god of Israel that you worship.
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
The mass is a total waste of time
- Les Hellawell
Then you don't mind if I make it a habit, do you?
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
14 Apr 2005 10:56:44 PM |
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On 14 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
He's the only one.
Not according to the god of Israel as reported in Exodus:
Did 'he' not say that he was a jealous god and,
"Thou shalt worship no other gods but me..."?
Yep, he definitely said that.
Do you deny the word of your own god now Duke? Or do
you just deny the Bible?
Neither. It's a clear statement to man for man not to get confused
with nothing.
In situations like that, it's clear that you should not think, because
thinking can cause atheism.
If god said "Thou shalt worship no other gods but me...", it kind of
implies that there are other gods to worship.
This is one of those things that was written into the bible without
giving it much thought. Like leaving a message on someone's answering
machine, then wishing you could go over to their house and erase it.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
15 Apr 2005 01:06:51 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:56:44 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
In situations like that, it's clear that you should not think, because
thinking can cause atheism.
Ignorance works better.
If god said "Thou shalt worship no other gods but me...", it kind of
implies that there are other gods to worship.
So man thinks.
This is one of those things that was written into the bible without
giving it much thought. Like leaving a message on someone's answering
machine, then wishing you could go over to their house and erase it.
Man does make mistakes like that.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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15 Apr 2005 04:53:47 PM |
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on 15 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:56:44 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
In situations like that, it's clear that you should not think, because
thinking can cause atheism.
Ignorance works better.
Try taking a class in critical thinking, then ask your tutor to apply it to
the bible. (I know you won't do it.)
If god said "Thou shalt worship no other gods but me...", it kind of
implies that there are other gods to worship.
So man thinks.
The bible was written by man.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
15 Apr 2005 08:31:45 AM |
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:56:49 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 11:26:46 +0100, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
Easy - an eternity sharing in the love and glory of God.
If you're correct about your choice to worship this "God".
He's the only one.
Not according to the god of Israel as reported in Exodus:
Did 'he' not say that he was a jealous god and,
"Thou shalt worship no other gods but me..."?
Yep, he definitely said that.
So you agree there are other gods?
Do you deny the word of your own god now Duke? Or do
you just deny the Bible?
Neither. It's a clear statement to man for man not to get confused with
nothing.
Double negative?
Apologies if it is not the god of Israel that you worship.
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
The mass is a total waste of time
- Les Hellawell
Then you don't mind if I make it a habit, do you?
You don't need my permission Duke. Live and let live.
It is your human right. Don't worry I do not seek to deny
it to you either. The right to religious freedom is right at
the heart of my morality.
"The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I
reject the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of
evil creature who would create such a thing."
- Antony Flew
"Flew is a brilliant man."
- Jason Gastrich
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "duke" |
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15 Apr 2005 01:10:52 PM |
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:31:45 +0100, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
"Thou shalt worship no other gods but me..."?
Yep, he definitely said that.
So you agree there are other gods?
No, but some people think so.
Do you deny the word of your own god now Duke? Or do
you just deny the Bible?
Neither. It's a clear statement to man for man not to get confused with
nothing.
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Apologies if it is not the god of Israel that you worship.
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
The mass is a total waste of time
- Les Hellawell
Then you don't mind if I make it a habit, do you?
You don't need my permission Duke. Live and let live.
It is your human right. Don't worry I do not seek to deny
it to you either. The right to religious freedom is right at
the heart of my morality.
"The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare.
Not a chance of that.
I
reject the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of
evil creature who would create such a thing."
That's good, because God is certainly not evil. So tell me, where did the
universe, which science says did not previously exist, come from?
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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15 Apr 2005 08:41:32 PM |
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On 15 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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16 Apr 2005 07:40:32 AM |
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 20:41:32 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 15 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
What ipu has twice my IQ?
duke
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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16 Apr 2005 09:14:09 AM |
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In article <ks1261pqqo89n7rj8knnel1f9v8f1e15l4@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
What ipu has twice my IQ?
I don't know about them, but most retards are more than twice as smart
as you. George W. Bush, for example, is ten times smarter than you and
ten times dumber than everyone else. As a reference point, he can
barely form a coherent sentence, but then again, neither can you.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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15 Apr 2005 09:52:41 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns9639BE606D512vicman@
216.196.97.136:
On 15 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
Gee, Vic, I thought you were smarter than that....
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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16 Apr 2005 12:30:25 PM |
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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 02:52:41 GMT, Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns9639BE606D512vicman@
216.196.97.136:
On 15 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
Gee, Vic, I thought you were smarter than that....
I was just thinking that :-)
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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16 Apr 2005 03:52:06 PM |
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Woden wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9639BE606D512vicman@ 216.196.97.136:
On 15 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
Gee, Vic, I thought you were smarter than that....
Yeah, Vic is completely wrong about this.
Earl clamins to be about 63 so I estimate his IQ at about 200.
That puts his MA at about 126 and we all know how much they know.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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16 Apr 2005 11:20:27 AM |
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on 15 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Woden dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9639BE606D512vicman@ 216.196.97.136:
On 15 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Double negative?
Well, your being an atheist will do that to you sometimes.
Talking to duke is like talking to someone with half your IQ.
Gee, Vic, I thought you were smarter than that....
Maybe I give duke too much credit.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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16 Apr 2005 12:29:55 PM |
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 13:10:52 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:31:45 +0100, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
"Thou shalt worship no other gods but me..."?
Yep, he definitely said that.
So you agree there are other gods?
No, but some people think so.
and god!
You would think a god would know if there were other gods or
not! So why did he say "no other god but me". Clearly he
knows there are other gods but he and since he is a jealous
god (to be jealous you have to be jealous of others) he makes
it clear that these other gods should not be worshipped
You cannot deny the word of your own god Duke.
BTW isn't jealousy a sin? Seems you have a sinful god
Duke. (Must be the devil in him :-)
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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12 Apr 2005 05:28:41 PM |
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Yes I agree 'faith' is a mystery.
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Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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16 Apr 2005 09:06:43 AM |
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quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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16 Apr 2005 09:20:40 AM |
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"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
16 Apr 2005 11:40:15 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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16 Apr 2005 12:16:41 PM |
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"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
17 Apr 2005 10:24:14 AM |
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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:41 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
methinks I detect female drooling..... ;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
17 Apr 2005 10:35:44 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:2sv461tfpjn58f0rf1vlka33hpc428tcg9@4ax.com...
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:41 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
methinks I detect female drooling..... ;)
Sir, I assure you that I do not "drool!" :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
18 Apr 2005 12:36:24 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 11:35:44 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:2sv461tfpjn58f0rf1vlka33hpc428tcg9@4ax.com...
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:41 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests *****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
methinks I detect female drooling..... ;)
Sir, I assure you that I do not "drool!" :)
Ok. (VEG) Then the world would like to know
how wet are you? (eyes rumba!!!!)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
18 Apr 2005 12:56:18 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:8vr761tkmt7oerana51r5ukef0ablqoa9h@4ax.com...
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 11:35:44 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:2sv461tfpjn58f0rf1vlka33hpc428tcg9@4ax.com...
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:41 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests
*****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is
hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
methinks I detect female drooling..... ;)
Sir, I assure you that I do not "drool!" :)
Ok. (VEG) Then the world would like to know
how wet are you? (eyes rumba!!!!)
You always have to cross the line, doncha ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
19 Apr 2005 12:32:08 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:56:18 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:8vr761tkmt7oerana51r5ukef0ablqoa9h@4ax.com...
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 11:35:44 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:2sv461tfpjn58f0rf1vlka33hpc428tcg9@4ax.com...
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:41 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests
*****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is
hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
methinks I detect female drooling..... ;)
Sir, I assure you that I do not "drool!" :)
Ok. (VEG) Then the world would like to know
how wet are you? (eyes rumba!!!!)
You always have to cross the line, doncha ;)
Moi? (wide-eyed innocence)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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| Title: Re: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.... |
17 Apr 2005 10:40:36 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:2sv461tfpjn58f0rf1vlka33hpc428tcg9@4ax.com...
On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:41 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113669615.679497.212490@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113660402.974232.33010@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
quibbler wrote:
I was recently forced to endure a catholic mass and a rosary
as
part
of the funeral of a relative. I found many elements of the
mass
to
be laughably absurd. One of the parts I found most hilarious
was
the
point where the priest has to "sing" the mysterium fidei. I
put
the
word *sing* in quotes for a good reason, because most priests
*****
it up pretty horribly. Anyway, for non-catholics, the sacred
little
raindance goes something like this.
"Let us proclaim the mystery of faith...
Christ has Died.
Christ is Risen.
Where the ***** is he?"
<Snip>
This reminds me of comedian Dane Cook, where he sings "Let us
eat
some
yumm yummmmms" in that same sing-song voice. That bit is
hilarious
and
he's hot, too!
Here's a good pic, for those of you who don't know him...
http://www.lbunion.com/currentissue/entertainment/2004-10-18/Dane_Cook.jpg
Whoa! He's quite the cutie :)
Ooohh! Here's an even better one with some info about him, too!
http://www.holycross.edu/publicaffairs/features/archived_features/2000-2001/nf010122
Enjoy! ;-)
Excellent, thank you! :)
methinks I detect female drooling..... ;)
Sir, I assure you that I do not "drool!" :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Yeah, me neither! :P um .. yeah .. at least not too often.
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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