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Let's Help ABC With Ideas for its Next Documentary |
Let's Help ABC With Ideas for its Next Documentary
by JLFinch
Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 12:15:50 AM PDT
Let's help ABC with ideas for its next "documentary"! Now that ABC
has broken new ground in the documentary genre, with what I like to
call the "sans facts" documentary, there really is no limit as to
where they can go next. This is SO EXCITING!
Here's a few ideas just off the top:
Talladaga Nights - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of how Nascar really,
really, really is. With Scholastic Study Guide.
George Bush IS..THE SECOND SON OF GOD - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of the
second son of God, George W. Bush.
The Moon is Made of Green Cheese, and the Cow Jumped Over It, and the
Dish Ran Away with the Spoon - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY.
George Bush: Green Beret, Navy Seal and Ranger - THE OFFICIAL TRUE
STORY of his patriotic service, exactly as it really, actually,
totally for-sure happened.
George Bush: Texas Ranger - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of his raw courage
and street-smarts.
George Bush: Nobel Prize Winner - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of how
George W. Bush is the smarterest person in..the...WORLD!
George Bush: Superman - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of how George W. Bush
IS the man of steel! Yes, he is! HEISHEISHEISHEISHEISHEISHEISHEIS!
NYAH NYAH!
George Bush was really the actor that appeared to be John Wayne in all
those movies - that was George W. Bush - it really, really was - yes
-UHUH - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY.
Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson: Stealing Candy from Babies for Fun and
Profit - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY.
Vietnam - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY where we TOTALLY WON.
Iraq - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY where we TOTALLY WON.
Keith Olbermann Has Stinky Feet - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of Keith
Olbermann's really really stinky feet.
Stem-cell to Nowhere - How Bush save the snowflake babies
Donald Rumsfeld - Military Hereo - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!
Rush Limbaugh, crusader against illegal drug use - THE OFFICIAL TRUE
STORY!
Libruls made up Katrina - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!
Librul Vampires Want to Eat Your Brains - THE OFFICIAL TRUE STORY!
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"One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on
terror." - George W. Bush, CBS Evening News, 9/6/06.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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14 Sep 2006 08:46:00 AM |
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"One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on
terror." - George W. Bush, CBS Evening News, 9/6/06.
Every now and then, even if by accident, Bush gets something right.
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MarkA
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| User: "Bernie Woodham" |
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14 Sep 2006 11:49:39 AM |
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"MarkA" <toor@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.09.14.13.45.58.960485@nowhere.com...
"One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on
terror." - George W. Bush, CBS Evening News, 9/6/06.
Every now and then, even if by accident, Bush gets something right.
--
MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
Yeah, maybe Disney can make a film about a debate between George Bush and
Bill Clinton and Bush runs circles around him.
And then Bush invents the internet and causes one of Americas biggest
economic booms ever.
And then Bush is right on the verge of stopping the terrorists from crashing
the planes into the trade towers, but he has to use the phone, and Bill
Clinton has it tied up talking to Monica Lewinsky who is giggling over the
fact that Karl Rove is a baldie.
At the end of the movie they could have George Bush strumming his guitar by
the campfire singing the National Anthem to his horse.
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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13 Sep 2006 02:22:49 AM |
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In our last episode, <lnieg2dpl23q5eiakfoa13i6u7cnpjbn7e@4ax.com>, the
lovely and talented zztrop broadcast on alt.fan.cecil-adams:
Let's Help ABC With Ideas for its Next Documentary
The Lost Planet: The True Story of How Clinton's ***** Caused the Loss
of Planet Pluto!
Forest Fire! Cowardly Clinton Administration Lets Bambi's Mother Die!
My Captain Courageous! How by hiding in a hole in Omaha or somewhere under
flyover country, President Bush saved the country from
even more attacks on 9/11!
The Path to the Ray! Why Albright let sting rays live to attack
the Crocodile Hunter.
The Dot Com Bust! How the Clinton Administration failed to stop Saddam
and Al Qaida from putting that cute puppet dog out of
work.
The Path to More Lipstick! Was it difficult questions from Democrats about
the election that caused Kathleen Harris to lose her mind?
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Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/> <http://myspace.com/larseighner>
Elle: ... (and "Katherine")
Lesmond: That was my mother's name! Except she spelled it with a "C".
Stan: That was my mother's name, too! Except she spelled it "Delores".
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13 Sep 2006 07:14:44 AM |
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Lars Eighner wrote:
In our last episode, <lnieg2dpl23q5eiakfoa13i6u7cnpjbn7e@4ax.com>, the
lovely and talented zztrop broadcast on alt.fan.cecil-adams:
Let's Help ABC With Ideas for its Next Documentary
The Lost Planet: The True Story of How Clinton's ***** Caused the Loss
of Planet Pluto!
Was his ***** stuck in Uranus?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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12 Sep 2006 08:39:59 PM |
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zztrop wrote:
Let's Help ABC With Ideas for its Next Documentary
by JLFinch
Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 12:15:50 AM PDT
Let's help ABC with ideas for its next "documentary"! Now that ABC
has broken new ground in the documentary genre, with what I like to
call the "sans facts" documentary, there really is no limit as to
where they can go next. This is SO EXCITING!
Fred Stone tells us what the truth really is.
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| User: "Kate " |
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13 Sep 2006 12:01:01 AM |
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:39:59 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
zztrop wrote:
Let's Help ABC With Ideas for its Next Documentary
by JLFinch
Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 12:15:50 AM PDT
Let's help ABC with ideas for its next "documentary"! Now that ABC
has broken new ground in the documentary genre, with what I like to
call the "sans facts" documentary, there really is no limit as to
where they can go next. This is SO EXCITING!
Fred Stone tells us what the truth really is.
Well he types a bunch of words at any rate and wants really really
really bad for us to just take his word for it. Cuz that's the
republican thang to do.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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13 Sep 2006 07:43:06 AM |
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zztrop wrote:
Let's help ABC with ideas for its next "documentary"!
Now that ABC has broken new ground in the
documentary genre, with what I like to call the "sans
facts" documentary, there really is no limit as to
where they can go next. This is SO EXCITING!
"The Last Patriot." The true story of how George Bush
and the Republican controlled congress set out to
stop 9/11 from happening, balance the budget, stimulate
robust economic growth and get Osama Bin Laden,
only to be stopped by LIBRULS.
"Art of The Deal." The true story of how Bush bought
more than 10% of a major league baseball team for
the price of only 1%, and how it wasn't really a classic
extortion scheme where his dad as President threatened
to bring in the federal government to "Clean up" baseball
right before junior was offered the deal.
"Clinton and Hitler," A true accounting of the many
varied links between the Clinton's and Hitler's sudden
turn to anti-Semitism and the Final Solution.
"Heroes Reborn." A revealing look at George
Bush, the perfect war time President. With his oratory
achievements surpassing those of Winston Churchill,
and his military credentials dwarfing Eisenhower's,
panelists discuss the real life biblical figure that is
George Bush, and the fact that he's the only reason
we haven't all been killed by terrorists.
those of
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