On 18 Jan 2004 03:52:53 GMT in alt.atheism
sobowtor@aol.com (Sobowtor) wrote:
Actually, I am not sure who should I write the letter to - the God omnipotent
or the Führer almighty. Who of the two wields more direct power over man's
affairs. Neither one of them fears the other, so I do not know whom to consider
more worthy writing to.
God has asked me to tell you that he will not be replying to you.
You have posted to this newsgroup before - and not bothered to
reply to any of the many responses your posts have drawn. You
have posted your letter to the correct newsgroup, but God feels
that you should develop a few social skills in conversing with
his beloved atheists, before talking to him directly.
And the Führer almighty in his various guises has never been
almighty. The most famous incarnation in recent times ended his
life miserable and frustrated, finally shooting himself. He only
pretended to be free of fear.
Fear itself is out of the question for me,
I don't believe you.
since I only
need help with a simple matter that is a little beyond my capacity at this
moment.
Well, I can't read your mind!
If anybody has unrestricted access, I'll be more than happy to confiscate it.
-
Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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