LIBERAL JOHN KERRY SUPPORTER ARRESTED FOR SEX WITH A PUMPKIN! LIBERALS
ARE CRAZY!
Police arrested Tim Davidson, a 27 year old liberal John Kerry
supporter, and resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at
11:38pm. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on
Tuesday. The liberal suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a
pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and
squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles, and I'm a
liberal. I thought there wasn't, anyone around" he stated in a phone
interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state
that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that
he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". Liberals do these sorts of
things often!
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with a
crazed liberal look in his eyes.
In the process, liberal Davidson apparently failed to notice the White
Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation,
that's for
sure" said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just
working away at this pumpkin, like Bill Clinton doing Monika
Lewinsky's mouth."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
are screwing a pumpkin?" He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and
then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Darn!...us
liberals sure is a crazy bunch!"
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