DemocRATs Distressed Over 'Sissy-Boy' Image? Many Liberals Commit
Suicide!
Every night millions of DemocRAT men are compelled to deal with a what
is now becoming a national problem, suspicious stares from their wives,
boyfriends and children when they find out the so-called man of the
house is voting for John Kerry. This reporter has interviewed hundreds
of wives who are, for the most part, mortified and depressed when told
their husbands plan on voting for Kerry.
The major worries of these women seem to be two-fold. One, that somehow
their neighbors and best friends will find out about their awful secret
but the most compelling reason seems to be the widespread
impression that any man who votes for Kerry is somehow slightly less
manly than Bush supporters.
Alice Cooper of Ronkonkoma, New York is one example. She has threatened
to divorce and even start battering her husband of 12 years Elroy for
bringing shame and degradation upon their household.
"When my next door neighbor Molly saw the Kerry bumper sticker on my
jerk-off husbands car I was so ashamed I nearly died," she admitted
angrily,, "so now I have to do our food shopping in the dead of night
because I can't stand the accusing stares and the constant
denunciations from other women shoppers"
The children have also been affected claims Mrs Cooper, "their
playmates now shun and despise them and neighborhood bullies now
constantly congregate outside our house and the children when they
leave the house are forced to run a gauntlet of obscure knock-knock
jokes about their 'Kerry-loving' father- it's just heartbreaking."
Elroy Cooper, a semi-successful owner of a clinic that specializes in
animal abortions has seen his yearly income plummet dramatically ever
since his Kerry leanings were revealed by Newsday- "it's gotten so
bad," he admits, "that even the animal right to life demonstrators no
longer protest my clinic because they're so ashamed and disgusted by my
political leanings"
Cooper, along with several other pro Kerry Long Islanders have sought
help from the ACLU, the NAACP, the DemocRATic National Committee and
even Michael Moore but was rebuffed by each organization-he claims
Michael Moore's office advised him to "stop acting like a girlee-man'
and deal with it and please don't contact us again, we have our own
fucking problems"
When last contacted Cooper's wife had finally ejected him from his home
and is now seeking a public divorce. "Let John Fucking Kerry take care
of him now," she declared angrily, while burning her husbands
prized collection of autographed Jimmy Carter memorabilia, "they're
both a couple of God damned losers"
This a particularly distressing story and I urge all posters to
contribute to the 'Elroy Cooper Fund' at:
https://www.donationreport.com/init/controller/ProcessEntryCmd?key=M9I1V8I9F6
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Liberals Hate America!
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