DAN RATHER NAILS ANOTHER ONE INTO KERRY'S COFFIN!
Kerry campaign strategist and mental outpatient, Dan Rather, drove
another nail in Kerry's political coffin when he interviewed Democrat
party hack and financial fraud expert, Ben Barnes, on the CBS variety
show, "60 Lies in 60 Minutes" o Wednesday night.
Dan Rather breathlessly kissed Mr. Barnes's ***** as he tried to defraud
his audience with documents purporting to say that President George W.
Bush, while in the Air National Guard 35 years ago, urinated in his
airplane. The 105 year old Mr. Rather said that those documents were
authentic after consulting handwriting and legal document experts,
James Carville and Terry McAuliffe. However, other document experts
have since come forward and said that National Guard commanding
officers usually did not write their official reports using crayola
crayons.
CBS News has now announced that it is investigating. They have employed
the services of award-winning investigator and former New York Times
fiction author, Jayson Blair to conduct the investigation. Questioned
by reporters, Mr. Blair said that he will have the results of his
investigation sometime before the next presidential election in 2008
but he also said that he really doesn't suspect any foul play.
Mr. Rather, meanwhile, will be given a raise by the network and will
receive a commendation from the Kerry campaign.
In the meantime, John Kerry's poll numbers nationwide continue to
slide. He's losing ground to Mr. Bush in states in which he previously
enjoyed a big margin, and several battleground states have now firmly
swung over to Mr. Bush.
Asked for comment, Mr. Kerry, the Senate's #1 liberal, said that he
"served his country admirably in Viet Nam while Bill Clinton was in
Europe protesting against America and raping women."
Teresa Kerry issued a rant saying that "anyone who doesn't vote for my
husband is an idiot and they should shove it!"
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Liberals Hate America!
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