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26 Feb 2007 12:50:37 AM |
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Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . . |
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be
forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have to
be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds and
lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
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26 Feb 2007 08:53:33 PM |
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"Tockk" <tock1@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:2rvEh.932$P47.667@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not
be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall
not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to
come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against
the Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would
have to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the
minds and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
I remember some christer coming to a.a. a few years ago insisting that
"true" blasphemy is impossible.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . . |
27 Feb 2007 12:38:08 AM |
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In article <Xns98E3D49242D75askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"Tockk" <tock1@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:2rvEh.932$P47.667@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not
be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall
not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to
come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against
the Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would
have to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the
minds and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
I remember some christer coming to a.a. a few years ago insisting that
"true" blasphemy is impossible.
I would have to agree with him. How can you insult something that
doesn't exist?
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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27 Feb 2007 12:41:32 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:53:33 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98E3D49242D75askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>
"Tockk" <tock1@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:2rvEh.932$P47.667@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not
be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall
not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to
come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against
the Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would
have to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the
minds and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
I remember some christer coming to a.a. a few years ago insisting that
"true" blasphemy is impossible.
She was quite correct.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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26 Feb 2007 01:36:30 AM |
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"Tockk" <tock1@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:2rvEh.932$P47.667@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not
be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
Now, now, let's get this right. How about the Holy
Spook is a crock of not very fresh excrement? A
crock is an earthenware pot or jar. Are you saying
that the Holy Spook is a bunch of jars? If we're
going to insult their fictitious whatever, we must
do it correctly. If he's full of *****, let's say so.
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have
to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds
and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Blasphemy is a victimless crime. Fundies just
don't see it that way. Silly fundies.
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
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| User: "Andres64" |
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26 Feb 2007 01:07:31 AM |
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On Feb 26, 1:50 am, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be
forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have to
be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds and
lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Watch out, Chung is keeping a list, just in case God forgets.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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26 Feb 2007 02:42:20 AM |
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On 25 Feb 2007 23:07:31 -0800, "Andres64" <andresc64@excite.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1172473651.740557.23550@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
On Feb 26, 1:50 am, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be
forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have to
be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds and
lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Watch out, Chung is keeping a list, just in case God forgets.
Which god?
Not Mneme, I muse!!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Feb 2007 08:05:59 AM |
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:07:31 -0800, Andres64 wrote:
On Feb 26, 1:50 am, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be
forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have to
be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds and
lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Watch out, Chung is keeping a list, just in case God forgets.
Well, god *is old...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each
other. They slander each other constantly with the vilest
forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of agreement
in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the
head of its own with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect
little pigs of those it wins over to its side."
- Celsus (2nd century C.E.)
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| User: "IBen Getiner" |
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26 Feb 2007 02:56:41 AM |
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On Feb 26, 1:50=EF=BF=BDam, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not=
be
forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have=
to
be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds a=
nd
lives of millions of people.
Ugh. =A0Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Yet you spend your free time reading the Bible.. That's funny...!
IBen Getiner
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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26 Feb 2007 08:56:59 PM |
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"IBen Getiner" <Lappcatt@aol.com> wrote in
news:1172480201.545272.251590@j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com:
*Doc sneaks up on jyoung and administers a deft tap of the nine iron...*
Yet you<WHACK>
*Doc buries jyoung *****-up in a neatly-cut grassy field with rolling hills*
17 more assholes and I'll have a golf course.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Tockk" |
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26 Feb 2007 10:12:57 AM |
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"IBen Getiner" <Lappcatt@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1172480201.545272.251590@j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 26, 1:50?am, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
< s n i p >
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Yet you spend your free time reading the Bible.. That's funny...!
IBen Getiner
I used to teach Sunday School for the Salvation Army, years ago. Almost
became a preacher, too.
As a "recovering fundamentalist" I still have a pretty good knowledge of
what's in that horrible book. Plus, there are a few websites where you can
do quick searches for particular verses.
So, I have better things to do nowadays than re-hash all that stuff I wasted
my time with years ago. Like re-arrange my sock drawer . . .
-Tock
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| User: "IBen Getiner" |
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28 Feb 2007 11:06:01 PM |
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On Feb 26, 11:12=EF=BF=BDam, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
"IBen Getiner" <Lappc...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1172480201.545272.251590@j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 26, 1:50?am, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:> Today's blasphem=
y:
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0< s n i p >
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
Yet you spend your free time reading the Bible.. That's funny...!IBen Get=
iner
I used to teach Sunday School for the Salvation Army, years ago. =A0
Well, it's apparent that your conversion was not genuine. So much for
your teaching. The blind leading the blind, as it were.....
Almost
became a preacher, too.
Not surprising. I knew a minister who told us that he was a preacher
for 20 years before he actually got down on his knees and really got
saved. That's the same problem that our friends, the Catholics suffer
from, eternity on end. Like Jesus said... "All white and clean on the
outside but on the inside, full of dead men's bones and all
corruption".. LOL..!! Jesus had 'em all pegged, I tell you...
As a "recovering fundamentalist"
You're not a 'recovering' anything. Maybe a recovering faker. But what
then does that make you now...?!
I still have a pretty good knowledge of
what's in that horrible book.
So says Satan... Comes to church every Sunday too, I hear-tell...
Plus, there are a few websites where you can
do quick searches for particular verses.
So, I have better things to do nowadays than re-hash all that stuff I was=
ted
my time with years ago. Like re-arrange my sock drawer . . .
-Tock
Yes, and on that day you will say that you did many works in His name.
But alas, He will reply... "Depart from me you worker of iniquity. I
never knew you". That's your basic problem, you know. You do not know
as you are known. And believe me when I tell you, you won't be the
first person who isn't going to believe that it's really true.
IBen Getiner
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05 Mar 2007 07:28:03 PM |
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"IBen Getiner" <Lappcatt@aol.com> wrote
Yes, and on that day you will say that you did many works in His name.
But alas, He will reply... "Depart from me you worker of iniquity. I
never knew you". That's your basic problem, you know. You do not know
as you are known. And believe me when I tell you, you won't be the
first person who isn't going to believe that it's really true.
And you'll be there applauding, I'm sure. I can tell you're anxious to see
every blasphemer hurled into the lake of fire . . .
Well, enjoy yourself now while you can. The day is coming when you'll die,
and you're friends will dig a hole in the ground, and throw you in it.
You'll rot away, just like everything else on this planet eventually rots
away and becomes raw material for plants and microbes, and then becomes part
of the food chain yet again.
And that's all there is, all there ever will be, time without end. Amen.
That's certainly a more hopeful message than the Christian one that
announces that the Creator is gonna throw the vast majority of humanity into
unspeakable torment for unfathomable length of time, all because they
harbored an honest doubt of the absurd message brought by cretins and
scoundrels and warmongers and hypocrites.
Tsk tsk tsk . . . the more I think about the grand scheme of things, the
more obvious that it's quite impossible to blaspheme, because there is
nothing to blaspheme.
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05 Mar 2007 11:17:23 PM |
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On Mar 5, 8:28 pm, "Tockk" <t...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
"IBen Getiner" <Lappc...@aol.com> wrote
Yes, and on that day you will say that you did many works in His name.
But alas, He will reply... "Depart from me you worker of iniquity. I
never knew you". That's your basic problem, you know. You do not know
as you are known. And believe me when I tell you, you won't be the
first person who isn't going to believe that it's really true.
And you'll be there applauding, I'm sure. I can tell you're anxious to see
every blasphemer hurled into the lake of fire . . .
Only the proud ones...
Well, enjoy yourself now while you can. The day is coming when you'll die,
and you're friends will dig a hole in the ground, and throw you in it.
You'll rot away, just like everything else on this planet eventually rots
away and becomes raw material for plants and microbes, and then becomes part
of the food chain yet again.
Yes... ashes to ashes and all that jazz. But like the Word says... To
be absent from the body is to present with the Lord! I like that! The
human body sucks anyway. It suffers from many problems., Breakdown can
occur from many causes. I'm looking forward to that Heavenly body! The
one that will never be sick again. Amen, brother. You can keep all
things mortal if you love this life so much. But remember what Jesus
says... "He who seeks to save his life here will lose it. But he who
loses his life for my sake will find it again".
And that's all there is, all there ever will be, time without end. Amen.
Oh, really...? I thought you said that you were a believer...? How can
you, once a believer, now take the atheistic attitude? Like I said,
you are a never-were-been. Because if your conversion was real, you
could never deny what God had personally reveled to you.
If you're an atheist, just come out and say so. I got better things to
do than to argue with a blind man about what the colour blue looks
like.
That's certainly a more hopeful message than the Christian one that
announces that the Creator is gonna throw the vast majority of humanity into
unspeakable torment for unfathomable length of time,
Hey... God made hell for satan and his demons. If you don't follow
Him, then I'm afraid you simply have no other place to go. The Father
is being very patient. But I'll tell ya'.. when that right hand of
judgment rises up higher than that left hand of mercy, I'd be ready to
go if I were you. You ain't got forever, you know..
all because they
harbored an honest doubt of the absurd message brought by cretins and
scoundrels and warmongers and hypocrites.
The truth of God is instilled in your very being. He says He even
instill His truth into the primitive peoples. And there's going to be
some place in your life.. probably quite a few... where He'll send the
Holy Spirit to call you to Christ. If you don't make it, it's because
you've turned down every invitation that He ever offered you.
Tsk tsk tsk . . . the more I think about the grand scheme of things, the
more obvious that it's quite impossible to blaspheme, because there is
nothing to blaspheme.
"Psalm 14:1-3
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt,
they have done abominable works; There is none that doeth good.
Jehovah looked down from heaven upon the children of men, To see if
there were any that did understand, That did seek after God. They are
all gone aside; They are together become filthy; There is none that
doeth good, no, not one.
Whatever you say, pal.. Whatever you say is fine with me. It's you're
*****. Not mine. I've GOT mine!
IBen Getiner
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26 Feb 2007 08:04:16 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:50:37 -0600, Tockk wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not
be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have
to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds
and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
If it's any consolation, there is still bestiality and
fornication....Heck, you may even be able to kill two birds with one stone!
--
MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 Feb 2007 05:02:49 PM |
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MarkA <toor@nowhere.com> wrote in
news:pan.2007.02.27.02.04.14.235530@nowhere.com:
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:50:37 -0600, Tockk wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not
be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall
not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to
come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against
the Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would
have to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the
absurd writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control
the minds and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
If it's any consolation, there is still bestiality and
fornication....Heck, you may even be able to kill two birds with one
stone!
Don't you mean "screw two birds with one bone"? =D
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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27 Feb 2007 12:41:06 AM |
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On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:04:16 -0500, MarkA <toor@nowhere.com> wrote:
- Refer: <pan.2007.02.27.02.04.14.235530@nowhere.com>
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:50:37 -0600, Tockk wrote:
Today's blasphemy:
In Matthew chapter 12, it quotes Jesus as saying,
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be
forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be
forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be
forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not
be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
So, for today's blasphemy, let's have a little fun "speaking against the
Holy Ghost."
"The Holy Ghost is a bunch of crock. "
The only problem is, that for this to be 100% blasphemy, there would have
to be something to blaspheme.
So, the best I can do under these circumstances is ridicule the absurd
writings of the Bible, and those people who use it to control the minds
and lives of millions of people.
Ugh. Life is tough when you can't even blaspheme . . .
If it's any consolation, there is still bestiality and
fornication....Heck, you may even be able to kill two birds with one stone!
Before, or after, he screws them?
If it's before, then you can add necrophilia to the list.
Although they'd have to be Emus.
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