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"Mark K. Bilbo" |
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02 Feb 2007 12:33:10 PM |
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Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones dammit?!?
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Christianity is to religions as Windows
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
02 Feb 2007 02:31:41 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
http://www.line56.com/articles/default.asp?ArticleID=7134
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
02 Feb 2007 03:14:10 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
03 Feb 2007 01:27:27 AM |
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In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
03 Feb 2007 11:43:49 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-92A88A.23272702022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
Yes, but since the cure is worse than the infestation, Sock Gnomoff®
was discontinued shortly after it went on the market. However, your
problem may not be Gnomes. Lint® requires left sock sacrifices at
least once a month. If you don't give one willingly, he'll take one
of his choice so it's always better to offer one of your old ones
rather than wait for his Lintiness' whim.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
04 Feb 2007 12:27:19 AM |
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In article <36i9s21d19kdcavpi0nfh14pp6qm7dn4r9@4ax.com>,
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-92A88A.23272702022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
Yes, but since the cure is worse than the infestation, Sock Gnomoff®
was discontinued shortly after it went on the market. However, your
problem may not be Gnomes. Lint® requires left sock sacrifices at
least once a month. If you don't give one willingly, he'll take one
of his choice so it's always better to offer one of your old ones
rather than wait for his Lintiness' whim.
True, so maybe I should wash all my old holey socks first, Lint® may
choose his sacrifice and then I can wash my good socks, but i have a
feeling it won't work. ;-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Liz" |
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04 Feb 2007 09:04:43 AM |
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On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 22:27:19 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-BA2A9B.22271903022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <36i9s21d19kdcavpi0nfh14pp6qm7dn4r9@4ax.com>,
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-92A88A.23272702022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
Yes, but since the cure is worse than the infestation, Sock Gnomoff®
was discontinued shortly after it went on the market. However, your
problem may not be Gnomes. Lint® requires left sock sacrifices at
least once a month. If you don't give one willingly, he'll take one
of his choice so it's always better to offer one of your old ones
rather than wait for his Lintiness' whim.
True, so maybe I should wash all my old holey socks first, Lint® may
choose his sacrifice and then I can wash my good socks, but i have a
feeling it won't work. ;-)
Many people have tried that and failed.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintenetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
05 Feb 2007 01:11:51 AM |
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In article <6ftbs29vich4429hhtpvjhlbo0n8nc8e4t@4ax.com>,
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 22:27:19 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-BA2A9B.22271903022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <36i9s21d19kdcavpi0nfh14pp6qm7dn4r9@4ax.com>,
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-92A88A.23272702022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
Yes, but since the cure is worse than the infestation, Sock Gnomoff®
was discontinued shortly after it went on the market. However, your
problem may not be Gnomes. Lint® requires left sock sacrifices at
least once a month. If you don't give one willingly, he'll take one
of his choice so it's always better to offer one of your old ones
rather than wait for his Lintiness' whim.
True, so maybe I should wash all my old holey socks first, Lint® may
choose his sacrifice and then I can wash my good socks, but i have a
feeling it won't work. ;-)
Many people have tried that and failed.
I believe you are right.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintenetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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04 Feb 2007 06:27:10 AM |
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Liz wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-92A88A.23272702022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
Yes, but since the cure is worse than the infestation, Sock Gnomoff®
was discontinued shortly after it went on the market. However, your
problem may not be Gnomes. Lint® requires left sock sacrifices at
least once a month. If you don't give one willingly, he'll take one
of his choice so it's always better to offer one of your old ones
rather than wait for his Lintiness' whim.
See, I didn't even know there were such things as "left socks" and "right
socks", which I guess means I've been sacrificing the wrong kind of sock
50% of the time. No wonder I'm in so much bloody trouble.
I tried to confound Lint® a few months ago by throwing out all of my socks
and replacing them with 20 pairs of identical black ones. Didn't work.
Within a few weeks they'd all turned into a different shade of grey, and
now they've all buggered off somewhere leaving me with about three socks
(two of which Lint® regurgitated from a previous existence.)
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Liz" |
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04 Feb 2007 09:03:01 AM |
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On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:27:10 +0000, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> in news message
<Ad-dnaEk4sixT1jYnZ2dnUVZ8s2mnZ2d@pipex.net> wrote:
Liz wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> in
news message <jhachmann-92A88A.23272702022007@news.giganews.com>
wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
Yes, but since the cure is worse than the infestation, Sock Gnomoff®
was discontinued shortly after it went on the market. However, your
problem may not be Gnomes. Lint® requires left sock sacrifices at
least once a month. If you don't give one willingly, he'll take one
of his choice so it's always better to offer one of your old ones
rather than wait for his Lintiness' whim.
See, I didn't even know there were such things as "left socks" and "right
socks", which I guess means I've been sacrificing the wrong kind of sock
50% of the time. No wonder I'm in so much bloody trouble.
See!
I tried to confound Lint® a few months ago by throwing out all of my socks
and replacing them with 20 pairs of identical black ones.
Ah yes. This is often the reaction of a Lintenetics® novitiate. Just
because you can't tell the difference doesn't mean that Lint® can't.
Didn't work.
See!
Within a few weeks they'd all turned into a different shade of grey,
You know that there are different temperature settings on the washer
and dryer, don't you?
and
now they've all buggered off somewhere leaving me with about three socks
Okay, one of the primary rules of Laundry is that you must make sure
that both the left sock and the right sock of any pair enter the
washer in the same load. Paired socks have a better than average
chance of making it out of the dryer alive.
(two of which Lint® regurgitated from a previous existence.)
Reinsockation? Do you know how seldom that happens? Lint® seems to
have chosen you for special consideration.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintenetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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03 Feb 2007 01:21:19 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
I can't seem to find anything that works, they keep coming back!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe is fine tuned
for life is akin to a puddle being surprised at how well it
fits its hole" - Douglas Adams
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
04 Feb 2007 12:23:26 AM |
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In article <_96dneDeocMyfVnYnZ2dnUVZ_sDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:27:27 -0800, johac wrote:
In article <iNGdnWviAdM_NF7YnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:31:41 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com...
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
Sounds me like an infestation of Underpants Gnomes.
No, no. Just sprayed for them...
(One died behind the wall, phew!)
Do you have anything for Sock Gnomes? That's my usual problem. And of
course if I put a pair in the wash and one sock has a hole, guess which
one doesn't get raptured?
I can't seem to find anything that works, they keep coming back!
I'm afraid that if I put in two socks without holes, I'll get two back
with them.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
02 Feb 2007 05:59:12 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:33:10 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> in news message
<jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Okay, don't panic. It may be that he is just testing you, you know,
like that Yehovah fellow did with Abraham. The first thing you should
do is look in the legs of your jeans (considering that you are a man
and don't property sort your clothes) or more likely, your sweat
pants. Underwear likes to hide there.
Or you have a neighbor with an underwear fetish.
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
Ah, for the good old days when my underwear went places I didn't.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones dammit?!?
He's perverse that way. You may have not been making the correct
obeisance.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintenetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
02 Feb 2007 08:22:59 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:59:12 -0500, Liz wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:33:10 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> in news message
<jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Okay, don't panic. It may be that he is just testing you, you know,
like that Yehovah fellow did with Abraham. The first thing you should
do is look in the legs of your jeans (considering that you are a man
and don't property sort your clothes) or more likely, your sweat
pants. Underwear likes to hide there.
Or you have a neighbor with an underwear fetish.
The longhorn cattle???
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
Ah, for the good old days when my underwear went places I didn't.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
He's perverse that way. You may have not been making the correct
obeisance.
Well, there *has to be an explanation. *Obviously, it can't be I'm getting
older and more forgetful!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
"Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
"Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
"Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz!!!!!!! |
02 Feb 2007 09:01:18 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 20:22:59 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> in news message
<wv-dnRn1l7meb17YnZ2dnUVZ_vTinZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:59:12 -0500, Liz wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:33:10 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> in news message
<jK-dnY0yfol7Hl7YnZ2dnUVZ_sOknZ2d@giganews.com> wrote:
I must have offended Lint, my underwear keeps going missing...
Okay, don't panic. It may be that he is just testing you, you know,
like that Yehovah fellow did with Abraham. The first thing you should
do is look in the legs of your jeans (considering that you are a man
and don't property sort your clothes) or more likely, your sweat
pants. Underwear likes to hide there.
Or you have a neighbor with an underwear fetish.
The longhorn cattle???
I heard they're a horny lot.
Wow. I can remember a time that would be cause for bragging.
Ah, for the good old days when my underwear went places I didn't.
And why doesn't Lint rapture the Holy ones instead of the new ones
dammit?!?
He's perverse that way. You may have not been making the correct
obeisance.
Well, there *has to be an explanation. *Obviously, it can't be I'm getting
older and more forgetful!
Oh, hell no. If you remember where your washing machine is, you're
okay.
A couple days ago, I spent 20 minutes looking for my computer glasses.
Lint® had put them in the medicine cabinet for no apparent reason.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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