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"Charles R Ward" |
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25 Apr 2004 09:57:41 PM |
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Like a turtle on a fence post |
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
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"I do live among my fellow atheists. I also happen to live
among Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Pagans, Satanists
and followers of various other religions -- all of which
have a perfect right to live in the United States without
interference because of their religion or lack thereof no
matter how much it irks you." Liz
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 06:28:39 AM |
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"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with: news:BJdXYSLdRyH7-
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I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
--
Phÿltêr
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum/index.php
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 06:47:47 AM |
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On 26 Apr 2004 11:28:39 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <Phÿltêr@freeway.com> wrote:
"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with: news:BJdXYSLdRyH7-
pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
Whoa. I think I know who you're gonna vote for this fall.
--
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "Claytie the Umpire Slayer" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 08:36:34 PM |
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"W. Syme" <Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:3a722b4b75b739e90b14caf3509b9986@news.1usenet.com...
On 26 Apr 2004 11:28:39 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <Phÿltêr@freeway.com> wrote:
"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with:
news:BJdXYSLdRyH7-
pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
Whoa. I think I know who you're gonna vote for this fall.
There's that old saying....I was going to make a donkey vote but there were
too many asses to choose from.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 12:45:23 PM |
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On Mon 26 Apr 2004 06:47:47a, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> kicked back with a beer,
ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell
asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
On 26 Apr 2004 11:28:39 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <Phÿltêr@freeway.com>
wrote:
"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with:
news:BJdXYSLdRyH7- pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
Whoa. I think I know who you're gonna vote for this fall.
Yeah. Bush, right?
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 12:58:11 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:45:23 GMT, Mekkala
<joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On Mon 26 Apr 2004 06:47:47a, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> kicked back with a beer,
ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell
asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
On 26 Apr 2004 11:28:39 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <Phÿltêr@freeway.com>
wrote:
"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with:
news:BJdXYSLdRyH7- pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
Whoa. I think I know who you're gonna vote for this fall.
Yeah. Bush, right?
That's what I meant.
--
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 03:32:33 PM |
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On Mon 26 Apr 2004 12:58:11p, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> kicked back with a beer,
ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell
asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:45:23 GMT, Mekkala
<joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On Mon 26 Apr 2004 06:47:47a, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> kicked back with a beer,
ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell
asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
On 26 Apr 2004 11:28:39 GMT, "Phÿltêr"
<Phÿltêr@freeway.com> wrote:
"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with:
news:BJdXYSLdRyH7- pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
Whoa. I think I know who you're gonna vote for this fall.
Yeah. Bush, right?
That's what I meant.
Thought so. I'm pretty smart, you know.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
01 May 2004 07:27:30 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:58:11 GMT, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm>, Message ID:
<5cbb6f9d6e9452c7895e408a9d2f6366@news.1usenet.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:45:23 GMT, Mekkala
<joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On Mon 26 Apr 2004 06:47:47a, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> kicked back with a beer,
ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint, then fell
asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
On 26 Apr 2004 11:28:39 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <Phÿltêr@freeway.com>
wrote:
"Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net> astounded us with:
news:BJdXYSLdRyH7- pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Charles R Ward
Or have the fencepost driven through his fucking skull.
Whoa. I think I know who you're gonna vote for this fall.
Yeah. Bush, right?
That's what I meant.
"Uncle Diebold" will make sure your vote is recorded properly.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Beowulf" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 11:33:27 AM |
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On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 02:57:41 +0000 (UTC), "Charles R Ward"
<crward@netins.net> ejaculated:
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post.
You know he didn't get there by himself.
He can't do anything while he's there.
You want to help him get down.
Or turn him into a stew. There's good eating on one of those things,
ya know.
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security"
- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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26 Apr 2004 05:15:02 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:57:41 -0500, Charles R Ward wrote
(in message <BJdXYSLdRyH7-pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost>):
From: "Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post. You know he didn't get
there by himself. He can't do anything while he's there. You want to help
him get down.
Charles R Ward
Known is some parts of the mid-west and west as a "post-turtle."
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"The line separating painfully bad analogies from weirdly good ones is as
thin as a soup made from the shadow of a chicken that was starved to death."
- Alydar2
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
26 Apr 2004 05:30:38 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:15:02 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:57:41 -0500, Charles R Ward wrote
(in message <BJdXYSLdRyH7-pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost>):
From: "Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post. You know he didn't get
there by himself. He can't do anything while he's there. You want to help
him get down.
Charles R Ward
Known is some parts of the mid-west and west as a "post-turtle."
It's turtles all the way down
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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27 Apr 2004 02:24:01 AM |
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On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:30:38 -0500, Christopher A. Lee wrote
(in message <6b3r80h151e70ig4ovss595dtoe56ftuk1@4ax.com>):
From: Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:15:02 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net>
wrote:
On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:57:41 -0500, Charles R Ward wrote
(in message <BJdXYSLdRyH7-pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost>):
From: "Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post. You know he didn't
get
there by himself. He can't do anything while he's there. You want to help
him get down.
Charles R Ward
Known is some parts of the mid-west and west as a "post-turtle."
It's turtles all the way down
Yup, good thing that turtles have such great powers of balance. And that they
don't sneeze, otherwise we would all be doomed/Doomed/DOOMED!
(Apologizing for the use of a bad FedEx commercial.)
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
The Internet is full, we can not accept any more posts until further
notice. Thank you. - Kalinka Djnepropetrovska
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: Like a turtle on a fence post |
27 Apr 2004 09:00:09 AM |
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On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 22:30:38 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:15:02 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:57:41 -0500, Charles R Ward wrote
(in message <BJdXYSLdRyH7-pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost>):
From: "Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post. You know he didn't get
there by himself. He can't do anything while he's there. You want to help
him get down.
Charles R Ward
Known is some parts of the mid-west and west as a "post-turtle."
It's turtles all the way down
I always wondered - all the way down to what?
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 May 2004 07:28:13 PM |
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On 27 Apr 2004 09:00:09 -0500, (Kate ), Message ID:
<409d66d6.67832562@news-west.newscene.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 22:30:38 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 17:15:02 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:57:41 -0500, Charles R Ward wrote
(in message <BJdXYSLdRyH7-pn2-r9RBIrdiOvOd@localhost>):
From: "Charles R Ward" <crward@netins.net>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
I heard this joke yesterday.
George Bush is like a turtle on top of a fence post. You know he didn't get
there by himself. He can't do anything while he's there. You want to help
him get down.
Charles R Ward
Known is some parts of the mid-west and west as a "post-turtle."
It's turtles all the way down
I always wondered - all the way down to what?
Yes.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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