Religions > Atheism > Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath
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"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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11 Apr 2007 09:42:50 PM |
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Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of FSTDT
(http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant against... oh
well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard et
cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
11 Apr 2007 10:17:06 PM |
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"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote in message
news:evk6as$qbe$2@online.de...
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT
(http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant against... oh
well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard
et
cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
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that last link (site) has got to be a parody. the guy says it isn't but it's
got to be.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
24 Apr 2007 06:36:09 PM |
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:17:06 -0400, "GoDrex" <godrex35@hotmail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote in message
news:evk6as$qbe$2@online.de...
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT
(http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant against... oh
well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard
et
cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
--
that last link (site) has got to be a parody. the guy says it isn't but it's
got to be.
The last link text was removed by the authors. Looks like they were
embarrased.
--
Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is
unable to believe things for which there is
no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of
a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
—Chaz Bufe, The American Heretic’s Dictionary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
12 Apr 2007 01:42:37 PM |
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"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote in message
news:evk6as$qbe$2@online.de...
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT
(http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant against... oh
well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard
et
cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
Oh my
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
12 Apr 2007 12:30:47 AM |
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In article <evk6as$qbe$2@online.de>,
"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of FSTDT
(http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant against... oh
well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard et
cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-libe
ral-trash/
LMAO! And his answer to the first response is even more hilarious.
He says his site is not a spoof, but if it's not, then old Ben has more
than just a few bats loose in his belfry.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
11 Apr 2007 09:57:38 PM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:42:50 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of FSTDT
(http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant against... oh
well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard et
cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
Doesn't that idiot know that Bill Gates is an agnostic atheist?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
13 Apr 2007 09:06:30 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:57:38 +0000, AZ Nomad wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:42:50 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant
against... oh well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard
et cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
Doesn't that idiot know that Bill Gates is an agnostic atheist?
He does now. He says he's going to have to "find another Windows".
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person about
finding him "another Windows")
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
13 Apr 2007 10:14:11 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo:
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person about
finding him "another Windows")
*falls of chair laughing*
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
13 Apr 2007 06:03:20 PM |
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:14:11 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo:
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person about
finding him "another Windows")
*falls of chair laughing*
You were in the least bit surprised about a christian being an
ignoramus?
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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13 Apr 2007 11:24:43 PM |
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AZ Nomad:
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person
about finding him "another Windows")
*falls of chair laughing*
You were in the least bit surprised about a christian being an
ignoramus?
Well, not really.
It just reminded me of a certain "Debbie" some time ago who dwelled in
computer security, anti-virus and other newsgroups, weekly posting warnings
about how to recognize attacks of the "malicious hackers" on your machine.
And each and every posting of hers revealed her to be about as
knowledgeable about comp security as your average babblical cretinist is
about basic science.
Someone back then announced that Debbie seemingly tried to break into his
machine (I'll leave it to others to find out how much truth is in there)...
and he mused "I almost regret I didn't let her in at first, just to laugh
my arse off seeing how she desperately tries to find my C: drive"... *eg*
(It should be obvious that this one didn't run any M$ on his PC...)
"I need another windows, but not from M$" strikes me as a similar gem of
idiocy as "Now where to find C: on this Linux box"...
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
14 Apr 2007 05:08:14 PM |
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:14:11 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo:
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person
about finding him "another Windows")
*falls of chair laughing*
People like that guy should be held accountable for injuries due to
falling off chairs...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
15 Apr 2007 02:44:47 PM |
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:06:30 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:57:38 +0000, AZ Nomad wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:42:50 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant
against... oh well... read for yourself. And don't drink while reading -
I won't cover any damage to your keyboard et cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
Doesn't that idiot know that Bill Gates is an agnostic atheist?
He does now. He says he's going to have to "find another Windows".
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person about
finding him "another Windows")
Me thinks he has yet to figure out that the more scientific you are,
writing computer OSes and all, the less religious you are likely to be.
Here is a perfect opportunity for a fundamentalist OS: build a computer,
put in an unformatted HDD, and pray for God to make your computer work!
--
MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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16 Apr 2007 08:49:08 AM |
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On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:44:47 -0400, MarkA wrote:
On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:06:30 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:57:38 +0000, AZ Nomad wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:42:50 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant
against... oh well... read for yourself. And don't drink while reading
- I won't cover any damage to your keyboard et cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
Doesn't that idiot know that Bill Gates is an agnostic atheist?
He does now. He says he's going to have to "find another Windows".
(Oh to be at the store when he badgers and lectures the sales person
about finding him "another Windows")
Me thinks he has yet to figure out that the more scientific you are,
writing computer OSes and all, the less religious you are likely to be.
Here is a perfect opportunity for a fundamentalist OS: build a computer,
put in an unformatted HDD, and pray for God to make your computer work!
He can't do *that. Remember, most electronic parts are made in Asia by
non-Christian heathens. And most of the boards are assembled in Catholic
countries like Mexico and Ireland.
Computers are pretty much all Shinto/Buddhist/Catholic hardware running
software created by atheists.
Better just not have them in the house!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "MarkA" |
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15 Apr 2007 02:39:04 PM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:42:50 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant
against... oh well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard
et cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
I think this shows how much fundies are frightened of the prospect of
being without an authority figure, telling them what is right and wrong.
--
MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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13 Apr 2007 09:05:32 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:42:50 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Heya,
found this entirely too funny. It's linked to on the current issue of
FSTDT (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp) and is a morontheist rant
against... oh well... read for yourself.
And don't drink while reading - I won't cover any damage to your keyboard
et cetera ;)
http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/linux-a-load-of-anti-christian-liberal-trash/
That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I couldn't resist
comment. Especially because his very blog is running...
(wait for it)
....on LINUX!
<snork>
I love the part where he lectures a poster about what an operating system
is and announces (later) that he's going to have to "find another Windows"
since Bill Gates is an atheist...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
13 Apr 2007 10:13:43 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo:
I love the part where he lectures a poster about what an operating system
is and announces (later) that he's going to have to "find another Windows"
since Bill Gates is an atheist...
*****, fuckface commented? Need to drop back in to that page :)
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Linux: morontheists reach a new record level of braindeath |
14 Apr 2007 05:11:09 PM |
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:13:43 +0200, Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo:
I love the part where he lectures a poster about what an operating
system is and announces (later) that he's going to have to "find another
Windows" since Bill Gates is an atheist...
*****, fuckface commented? Need to drop back in to that page :)
His response in which he said Linus wrote GNU was *quite chuckle worthy...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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