Tuesday, February 06, 2007
CAPE CANAVERAL Florida - all kidnapping and attempted first-degree
murder charges have been dropped against low-earth orbit NAStronaught
Lisa "Diaper Gurl" Nowak, since JPL/NASA stepped in and ordered the
so-called "judge" to release her with a cute little ankle bracelet.
She'll get multi-million dollar book deals, tv appearances, all the
golden rewards that typically go with being a celebrity murderer.

Lisa had been playing with pepper spray and arguing with her butch-
***** lover over the men-to-the-moon hoax & how all evidence proves
that the classic made-for-tv 1960s - early '70s vintage television
series depicting men walking on the surface of the Earth's Moon was
staged at Area 51, NV, and at best only unmanned missions have ever
made it to the Moon, so she blew her top and went criminally insane,
but only temporarily. It was all just a gag. A simple joke gone bad.
She didn't mean anything by it. She will skate, and will appear on
Oprah very soon. The way to get rich is to commit an "almost" first-
degree felony, and get on Fox News. That's your ticket to success
in America.