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"Infidelus Maximus" |
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16 Sep 2003 04:48:51 PM |
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List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
16 Sep 2003 05:00:15 PM |
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"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
message news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
3. No 76 virgins to goad you into aerial collisions.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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16 Sep 2003 05:36:33 PM |
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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 17:00:15 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> in
news message <qRqdnSyKhchWGPqiXTWJjA@io.com> wrote:
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
message news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
3. No 76 virgins to goad you into aerial collisions.
4. If you are male, there is no reason to snip off part of your penis.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Maverick" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 07:25:39 AM |
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"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
message news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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17 Sep 2003 10:01:20 PM |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:25:39 +0200, "Maverick" <sh100@hotmail.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
Sundays have mornings?
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"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he
unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
-- Bertrand Russell.
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
20 Sep 2003 07:13:41 PM |
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:01:20 +0000, Al Klein wrote:
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:25:39 +0200, "Maverick" <sh100@hotmail.com> posted
in alt.atheism:
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
Sundays have mornings?
<snort>
Urban legend!
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Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
18 Sep 2003 12:19:37 AM |
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:01:20 GMT, several witnesses claim to have seen
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> scrawl a message on the wall:
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:25:39 +0200, "Maverick" <sh100@hotmail.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
Sundays have mornings?
sure, that's when you get home from Rocky Horror!
--
Douglas Berry
http://gridlore.home.mindspring.com
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
18 Sep 2003 08:56:09 PM |
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 05:19:37 GMT, Douglas Berry
<gridlore@mindspring.com> posted in alt.atheism:
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:01:20 GMT, several witnesses claim to have seen
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> scrawl a message on the wall:
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:25:39 +0200, "Maverick" <sh100@hotmail.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
Sundays have mornings?
sure, that's when you get home from Rocky Horror!
At my age noon on Sunday is when you turn over for the last hour's
sleep.
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"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education and social
ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he
had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
-Albert Einstein
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
19 Sep 2003 08:41:25 AM |
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In article <ogokmvkhpq0fk156vgs4mspal8q4eie8u6@Pern.rk>, Al Klein says...
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 05:19:37 GMT, Douglas Berry
<gridlore@mindspring.com> posted in alt.atheism:
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:01:20 GMT, several witnesses claim to have seen
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> scrawl a message on the wall:
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:25:39 +0200, "Maverick" <sh100@hotmail.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
Sundays have mornings?
sure, that's when you get home from Rocky Horror!
At my age noon on Sunday is when you turn over for the last hour's
sleep.
Good gracious - Obviously you have neither small children nor feisty kittens ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
20 Sep 2003 07:14:25 PM |
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On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 13:41:25 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <ogokmvkhpq0fk156vgs4mspal8q4eie8u6@Pern.rk>, Al Klein says...
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 05:19:37 GMT, Douglas Berry <gridlore@mindspring.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:01:20 GMT, several witnesses claim to have seen
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> scrawl a message on the wall:
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:25:39 +0200, "Maverick" <sh100@hotmail.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
Sunday mornings are the speedbumps of life.
Sundays have mornings?
sure, that's when you get home from Rocky Horror!
At my age noon on Sunday is when you turn over for the last hour's sleep.
Good gracious - Obviously you have neither small children nor feisty
kittens ;)
Yes.
<blissful smile>
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Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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19 Sep 2003 11:47:39 PM |
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On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 13:41:25 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
Good gracious - Obviously you have neither small children nor feisty kittens ;)
My "small child" has been living on her own for years, and my kitten
(4 years old) knows better than to wake up the grouch.
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"Every sensible man, every honest man, must hold the christian sect in horror. 'But what
shall we substitute in its place?' you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the
blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast and you ask me what
you shall put in its place?" - Voltaire
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "YoungVegas" |
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| Title: Re: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
18 Sep 2003 01:04:02 AM |
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Top Ten Reasons why it DOESN'T suck to be an atheist:
1. If your an alcoholic, you get to skip 5 of the 12 steps.
BTW the bit about screaming out during sex was hilarious.
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| User: "Michael Nash" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 12:04:06 AM |
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"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
Actually there are plenty of places fo go on Sunday mornings, and they're
less crowded...
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Nope. I scream, "Oh, Calcutta!" during sex...
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Michael Nash - aa # 1651
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that
we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic
and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
--Teddy Roosevelt (Kansas City Star, 7 May 1918)
"The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and *****"
--P. J. O'Rourke
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| User: "Dr. Smartass" |
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16 Sep 2003 09:39:42 PM |
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"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
So sleep late.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
No. Women scream MY name.
3. Religious people think they're better than you because of an opinion.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 04:48:01 PM |
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"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns93F8DC72AE99askifyouwantit@216.77.188.17>...
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
So sleep late.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
No. Women scream MY name.
3. Religious people think they're better than you because of an opinion.
I can hear it now...
"Oooooh Doctor Smaaartaaaass!!
-LisaKay
aa #2054
(The other smartass... yeah right, like there's only two here!)
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| User: "Dr. Smartass" |
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17 Sep 2003 05:58:25 PM |
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(LisaKay) wrote in
news:1dbe2aec.0309171348.5f543b62@posting.google.com:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:<Xns93F8DC72AE99askifyouwantit@216.77.188.17>...
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org>
wrote in news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
So sleep late.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having
sex.
No. Women scream MY name.
3. Religious people think they're better than you because of an
opinion.
I can hear it now...
"Oooooh Doctor Smaaartaaaass!!
Friends just call me "Doc" ;)
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "Brainfried Sysadmin" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
16 Sep 2003 11:26:03 PM |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 02:39:42 +0000, Dr. Smartass wrote:
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
No. Women scream MY name.
LOL!!!
Give credit where credit is due.
I particularly like it when they dig their fingernails into my skin
because it's just so good.
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| User: "jwk" |
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17 Sep 2003 01:57:28 PM |
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"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in message news:<7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
3. Having to endure annoying theist and their pathetic attempts at
humor at our expense.
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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16 Sep 2003 07:27:57 PM |
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3. When you check into a hotel, they never any good reading material in the
drawer.
--
ArWeGod
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
message news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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17 Sep 2003 02:56:04 AM |
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:hUN9b.66$LU2.19@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com...
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote in
message news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
3. When you check into a hotel, they never any good reading material in
the
drawer.
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ArWeGod
4. When you are going door-to-door in your black suit, asking "Do you
believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Saviour?" it's REALLY hard not to
bust out laughing when they say, "Yes!"
--
ArWeGod
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17 Sep 2003 09:09:23 PM |
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote
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message news:7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having
sex.
Infidelus Maximus
3. When you check into a hotel, they never any good reading material in
the
drawer.
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ArWeGod
4. When you are going door-to-door in your black suit, asking "Do you
believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Saviour?" it's REALLY hard not
to
bust out laughing when they say, "Yes!"
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ArWeGod
5. There's really no reason to ever have a Bake Sale. (or is that why it
sucks to not have kids?)
Come on people, I can't do this all by myself!
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ArWeGod
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| User: "Brainfried Sysadmin" |
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16 Sep 2003 11:27:32 PM |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 00:27:57 +0000, ArWeGod wrote:
3. When you check into a hotel, they never any good reading material in
the drawer.
Damn, I thought that was the spare toilet paper.
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| User: "*Nemo*" |
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16 Sep 2003 04:47:12 PM |
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In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org>
wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
Sorry. I can't help. I in fact *do* have things to do and places to go
Sunday mornings... And I don't discuss my sex life any more.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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16 Sep 2003 05:17:59 PM |
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*Nemo* wrote:
In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org>
wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
Sorry. I can't help. I in fact *do* have things to do and places to go
Sunday mornings... And I don't discuss my sex life any more.
Not after that last lawsuit, eh? A wise decision ;-P
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
Is your faith so weak and your god so powerless
that, without government endorsement of your
religion, all hell will break loose?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 09:15:28 AM |
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In article <nemo0037-BAE768.17470816092003@news03.east.earthlink.net>, *Nemo*
says...
In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org>
wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Infidelus Maximus
Sorry. I can't help. I in fact *do* have things to do and places to go
Sunday mornings... And I don't discuss my sex life any more.
"Any more"? Intriguing ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 12:45:32 AM |
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In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
"Infidelus Maximus" <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org>
wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
One nice thing about living on the West Coast at this time of year is
that I can enjoy a football game whise eating a late breakfast.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
I tend to grunt a lot. :-)
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
Pierre Laplace, when asked by Napoleon on why he made
no mention of a god in his book on astronomy: "Sire,
I have no need of that hypothesis."
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16 Sep 2003 07:10:09 PM |
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In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org says...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
Actually, you can go anywhere on sunday and usually beat the rush by the
church crowd.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
If religious people scream, "Oh my god" during sex then they've broken at
least one commandment right there.
We can scream whatever we want (except the names of our ex-girlfriends).
--
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 12:40:54 AM |
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In article <MPG.19d1544e4c7d221c98a194@news.cis.dfn.de>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org says...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
Actually, you can go anywhere on sunday and usually beat the rush by the
church crowd.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
If religious people scream, "Oh my god" during sex then they've broken at
least one commandment right there.
We can scream whatever we want (except the names of our ex-girlfriends).
Or the name of the neighbor's wife! ;-)
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
Pierre Laplace, when asked by Napoleon on why he made
no mention of a god in his book on astronomy: "Sire,
I have no need of that hypothesis."
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
19 Sep 2003 12:17:25 AM |
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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 18:10:09 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>,
InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org says...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
Actually, you can go anywhere on sunday and usually beat the rush by the
church crowd.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
If religious people scream, "Oh my god" during sex then they've broken at
least one commandment right there.
We can scream whatever we want (except the names of our ex-girlfriends).
Or, do it on purpose, then just *try* to hang on to the ride!
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 12:41:05 AM |
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In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>, Infidelus
Maximus <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
You can try screaming "***** God!" and then
have sex on Sunday morning.
Sean C
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| User: "William Klee" |
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16 Sep 2003 08:14:37 PM |
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In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>, Infidelus
Maximus <InfidelusMaximus@evilatheistconspiracy.org> wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
Best time to sleep in and/or have sex.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
I have sex w/my wife; you should try it with a partner some time.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
17 Sep 2003 09:14:19 AM |
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In article <7zL9b.4412$xx4.852779@twister.neo.rr.com>, Infidelus Maximus says...
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
Baloney! First I take a power-walk through the neighborhood. Then I run down to
the local bagel shop for egg-bacon-cheese sandwiches for the family - as well as
pick up the Sunday paper ;)
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Not me - I prefer to yell out my husband's name ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: List: Top ten reasons why it sucks being an atheist |
16 Sep 2003 05:19:40 PM |
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Infidelus Maximus wrote:
Suggestions requested.
Here are a couple to get started:
1. No where to go on Sunday morning.
2. You scream "Oh, non-existent supreme being!" while you're having sex.
Typical theist. Claims to have Ten Reasons and only bothers acknowledge the
existence of two.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
Is your faith so weak and your god so powerless
that, without government endorsement of your
religion, all hell will break loose?
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